Thread 214335354

>>214335354 (OP)
>Geico Caveman

>>214335354 (OP)
this is how I answer debt collector calls

I find the advertisement featuring Doug and his emu companion to be quite humorous!

>>214337022
CALL THE GENERAL AND DRINK SOME WINE

>>214337106
CARSHIELD
Yeah, I may be bruised up, beaten, tossed around, but you know what I don't have? DEBT.
Call COARSHIELD today to get in touch with the best in-house experts at prices YOU deserve. (don't forget, you deserve em, you earned it, champ)
"Show up to our LICENSED retailers today and find out whatchu been missing. CARSHIELD.
"Uhh yeah dude, looks like the entire front of your engine is miswired and I'll have to reconfuckulate these blahblahwhateverwhatthefuck irregularities, I'll have ya cleared and outta here in a couple of hours."

>>214335354 (OP)
The white one? Or the.... other one?

>>214335354 (OP)
Oh is that the guy who fucks your wide? Is that the name of the man who has sex with your wife for you, while you watch, because you can't satisfy her with your length or performance, and you prefer it this way? Is that his name? You frogposting piece of shit?

>>214335438
Have you ever heard an aussie say "emu"? It's pretty funny.
>eemyuu
The fuck is wrong with them?

this is one of those banal "punchlines" that has achieved oddly deep resonance with NPC popular culture, the kind where if you work some soulless corporate job with a bunch of DEI HR makework office drone types, you can work "JAKE FROM STATE FARM" in a goofy voice into just about any sentence and you're guaranteed to get a laugh, its like the, "HAH OH I GOT THAT REFERENCE TOO!" laugh you know what i'm talking about

>>214335354 (OP)
>HUMP DAAAAAAAY

>>214337106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJl0XuDKSjc
The true kino version.

>Car insurance commercials in a nutshell
>We have random ass spokespeople (or spokesthing in some cases) who are funny as fuck because random LOLZ
>State Farm: A bunch of guys of different races named Jake who all wear khakis
>Progressive: MILF who thinks she's funny when she's really not all that funny
>Geico: WTF does a lizard have to do with car insurance? Or cavemen, pigs, etc. for that matter
>General: Is he related to Captain Crunch or something?
>Liberty Mutual: Holy shit an Emu? Hahahaha ZOMG XD ROFL

>>214339149
Getting cucked by a guy who unironically wears khaki shorts has to be pretty fucking damaging to one's self esteem

>>214339767
You remembered the names of all these companies so the commercials clearly did their job

>>214335354 (OP)
>ake from State Farm
Who?

>>214339813
He likes it that way, specifically requests it

>>214339846
You just said who. The real question... is why?

the only mascot that has every mattered
Imagine how many more phones they would have sold if she unbuttoned her shirt just a little bit?

>>214339907
the dude im getting a dell guy was better

>>214339939
Fag

>>214339907
No one has ever bought phone service because of tits in an ad anon

>>214339991
Ive bought dumber shit for less. Sex sells.

>>214340020
Really sounds like an outlier. A "you" problem, as it were.

>>214335354 (OP)
>be black
>become famous for doing nothing

>>214339831
But did it convince me to throw money their way? Absolutely not

>>214340041
>black
1: I think you mean "black washed"
2: kys zoomer

>>214340083
So who do you use for car insurance anyway?

>>214340106
progressive, ofc

>>214340135
Does it come with roadside assistance? If you know what I mean

>>214340197
OH YOURE TALKING ABOUT BLOWJOBS AND HANDJOBS HAHAHA I GET IT LIKE YOU PARK ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND MAKE A CALL AND FLO COMES AND GIVES YOU A BLOWJOB OR HANDJOB HAHAHAHA

>>214340247
Call JG Wentworth my nigguh
877 CASH NOW

>>214340040
>an outlier
If it really were they wouldn’t keep using hot chicks to sell things, you sound very low T

>>214340343
Low T, or high IQ?
>me see titty, me spend money now
Said very few people, ever

>>214340106
Farm Bureau

>>214340381
>me see titty, me spend money
you basically described why the porn industry exists So you aren’t very high IQ. I’m going to stick with so low T; quite possibly gay

>>214340538
>paying money
>for porn
Lota of low IQ people out there, that's why the porn industry exists

>What are you wearing, Jake from state farm?
>Uhhhh saggy jeans and a doo rag?

>>214339409
My mom quoted this for like five years afterward

>>214335354 (OP)
commercials on TV are actually psychotic including this one. i hadn't had cable TV for over 20 years and only have it now because my ISP gave it to me for free so i leave it on in the other room to listen to the news but the real crazy shit has been the commercials. i remember how crazy commercials were 20 years ago but nowadays this shit is a psychotic fever dream

can you hear it?

AND CAN I GET A HOT TUB!?