Thread 214336613

I don't have any ideas for a thread but I felt like making one anyway

Name one movie

Based.

This is not an off topic thread because we're talking about threads about films and TV.

It's okay we'll figure it out together.

This should appease the mods, now we can continue

>>214336809
Imagine looking 40 at 17

I'm not wearing pants.

>>214336673
Jackie Chan

>>214336809
it certainly appeases me, summon-chan.

>>214336838
Is that so

Honk Honk

>>214336838
Are you wearing shorts?

>>214336613 (OP)
IT BROKE NEW GROUND

>>214336613 (OP)
better than most threads on here

Watched a film last night. It was ok.

>>214336673
Bruce dmentia

>>214336809
dafne>sweeney
simple

No one told me David Lynch died

>>214337432
That's crazy

I watched Rolling Thunder 4-5 weeks ago and it crosses my mind every few days.

>>214336673
Alfred Kubrick

>>214336673
Young Frankenstein

Tragically enough, it's still the best thread on the board. By leaps and bounds.

>>214336838
I'm not wearing a shirt
Are we brothers now

>>214336673
Miami Vice (2006)

>>214336673
Bubba Hotep

>>214336613 (OP)
thread workshop thread? anyone got any funny memes we can spam later? maybe some off the wall ideas?

>>214337746
I've always had good luck making threads with this image and mentioning that germans take pictures of their own shit and masturbate to it later. You have to say you saw them do it in a kino otherwise the mods get upset.

>>214337746
uh, uh
>bane, bears, battle star galactica
>he enjoys the films of shane carruth
>stop, my invincible (and drunk) cousin

>>214336613 (OP)
Nice thread. Shame if anything were to happen to it.

>>214337772
okay, but what film, might as well say

>>214337801
none that I'm aware of, I just say
>watching german kino
and leave it at that

>>214336673
Cats

>>214337772
I've been to Germistan. Nice country, but the shitmachines are over the top.

There are literally no good videos of German women pooping
It must be an entirely gay phenomenon

>>214337746
We bring back anvil posting.

>>214337903
What's the best kat kino? I don't know many.

>>214337922
Can't be worse than Egypt, you have to pay for toilet paper while you're shitting in the stall. Long story short I ended up paying 17 American dollars for 3 sheets of toilet paper because I didn't understand the dog language they speak there. There really was no toilet paper in the stall, I kept trying to grab the toilet paper the guy was holding out to me under the stall while he kept trying to grab the money I was holding out under the stall. Weird country.

>>214338022
all the women there looked like Jamie Farr too, it was a surreal experience

Terrible thread.

>>214336613 (OP)
BASED

I'm losing my job tomorrow, so expect a lot of posts from me soon bros

>>214336613 (OP)
>20 years, I've never let you down before. I'm in.

>>214336673
Cannibal Holocaust

>>214337301
I miss that anon who was making real one burn local threads

I used to love movies as a kid and I still love the idea of them. But to be honest dood I kind of enjoy watching youtube more. Channels like gamesack and LGR I can happily watch for hours. Movies I end up wanting to pause it and get up

When I was in college taking WW2 history, I lent a classmate my notes for a day to copy down anything he missed. I forgot though that I had written down the word "Jap" throughout the semester to quicken my notetaking. To make matters worse, he was asian.

>>214336613 (OP)
I don't have any quips to respond with, but I'm replying anyway.

>>214338924
Movies are so intricate and have so much work put into them that I feel like it's a waste to watch them unless I give my undivided attention to them, whereas I have no qualms with half watching a youtube vid while cooking a meal

>>214336673
Crank (2006)

What is it called when I really love women but also got off on this cute young guy in this TV show I watched once?

>>214336673
Shotcaller

>>214339095
I guess thats exactly how I feel too. I want to notice all the little details in the mise en scene and cinematography if im going to watch a film. I think movies are also so much more fun when you watch them with someone else. So ill catch up on kinos with my beautiful wife in the future

>>214339174
I don't want to be anywhere where the jannies can single me out

>>214339200
You're green lit. Iron up.

>>214339095
No with lots of streamerslop or capeshit sort of films it's perfectly fine to go take a piss or make a drink without pausing. You don't miss anything, the filmmakers expect you to be on your phone the whole time.

>>214339270
I would never watch that shit in the first place get real

>>214339314
If I'm drunk I don't usually like to put on actual good films because I forget too much of them

>>214336613 (OP)
a.i sloppa posting in epic thread

>>214336613 (OP)
Fair
>>214336673
Shut up you frogpistung piece of shit

>>214336673
I don't watch or know movies anon this is /tv/ not /mov/
>>214336809

>>214338602
Best thread in years

fuck movies. that's my memo. get it

i'm pro israel!

>>214340390
>>214341027
I do not like these please stop posting

>>214341147
no

>>214341394
no what?

FUG

:DDDDDD

>>214341451
You just got SPidered

>>214341394
So AI can just replace Kubrick now huh?

I have been treated to one shitpost by the owner of the board

>>214341851
mommmmmm! the guys are being jerks again!

>>214341876
Wash out your eye-hole honey it's dinner time and Dads drunk again so don't cause any trouble ok?

>>214336613 (OP)
I make maybe like two threads a year.

>>214337432
Really? That's like not knowing that Michael Jackson died. He was shilled everywhere for months. Still is.

>>214341860
probably

>>214336673
Dr Agon
The Bruk Lee story

>>214341860
No, AI still can't make what would have been great movies and ruin them by incorporating unfunny 1930's style slapstick "humor" that's barely noticeable but still ruins the movie. It's still not as bad as Nolan attempting comedy, but it really shows you how unfunny Kubrick was when he did try it.

>>214342411
can you show some examples please?

>>214339024
Don't worry, depending on what type of asian he was you might have just made a friend for life. Those tiny yellow bastards all hate each other despite looking the same to the civilized eye. He most likely comes from a family where they curse the evil jap daily.

>>214342871
jfc anon I felt that in my eye

>>214336809
Am I supposed to know her?

>>214343097
this is worse somehow

>>214343097
please stop posting spiders

>>214336673
ryan gosling

>>214337522
>>214337432
>>214342067

>>214336673
movie film

>>214336673
Finding Nemo (Inshallah He will be found)

>>214343236
no

>>214343340
>>214343355
wtf is wrong with you? STOP WITHT HE SPIDERS

>>214337903
Me and my gamer crew

>>214343527
Uhh..Mark M?

>>214343592
I knew it!

>>214336673
Uuuuuuhhhhhh......ummmmm......

>>214343592
based start frame and end frame user

>>214343692
>based start frame and end frame user
its so kino

>>214343510
never lol

>>214343708
i'll try it now thanks hailou-anon

>>214343708
shit sorry you're Kling my mistake bro

>>214343772
I just bought the subscription out of boredom, don't normally do shit like that.
It's pretty crazy what it can do but it has limitations.
It's miles better than sora. What is openAI doing? Sora is garbage

>>214339095
Lol
I watch classics in stream quality my second monitor while playing Minecraft on first monitor
And I love watching movies

>in my drinking days, hung out with this chick a few times. Pretty decent looking, kinda wild
>saw her at a party later on, and couldn’t for the life of me remember if I had ever fucked her, was super drunk
>so I asked her if we had had sex
>she looks me in the eyes, laughs and says “oh baby, if we did you would remember, trust me”
The look on her face, the absolute confidence, like she had the secrets to Atlantis, and she knew for a fact I didn’t know them because it would be life changing. That has lived rent free in my head for over 10 years now. I lost contact with her and was too drunk at that party to do anything. God I want to know what sex with that chick would have been like. You guys have no idea how bad I want it. Fuck

>>214343839
Hailou gives you tits but you have to be real quick to save (2 seconds later it will be flagged). i've got a Runway account but it's absolute shit for anything copyrighted and tits. Good for backgrounds though hope to see you around anon

>>214343734
STOP WITH THE FUCKING SPIDERS YOU CUNT

>>214343900
>Hailou gives you tits but you have to be real quick to save (2 seconds later it will be flagged).
certainly you should be able to use a script for that?
>Good for backgrounds though hope to see you around anon
Based, we need more ai posters here. and by that I mean quality meme worthy and funny ai posters, no pajeet shit.

also I just ran out of prompts lmao

>>214342449
It's a tonal thing. If you don't already know what I'm talking about then you probably never will.

>>214342624
This looks awful. The people who want AI to take over think it looks good because they have no eye for actual beauty, which is why they hate artists.

>>214344026
If you post it enough times you will get your babyfur commissioners back

>>214343956
I probably could use a script but the second the vid is ready I download before it even displays it it's more addictive then the pokies I do the kisses threads but am branching out into titties

>>214343995
so you can't provide any examples of a.i doing slapstick stuff?

>>214343165
What is it? I don't want to watch it.

>>214344076
post more funny ones please, using memes and images from /tv/

>>214344076
What the fuck are pokies? And why can I tell from your writing style that you enjoy Loli porn?

>>214344294
Just call him a pedophile for brevity

>>214336613 (OP)
for a no idea thread you made a good thread anon

>>214344294
poker machines/those wheel digital machines that flood every pub here and lollies are what we call sweets here but I don't eat sugar

>>214344261
post a pic min 300x300 and I'll try to do something. I don't really have any funny ones it's all kisses and tits

>>214344407
do first frame last frame of sneed.jpg and then CIA posing.jpg
it's like pottery, it rhymes

>>214344420
can you post the images anon?

Yes hello.

>>214344443
bruh its like the most common images posted on here throughout the years. just look it up
heres sneed

Waltuh I love your tumuh

>>214344579
lol why?

>>214344613
Good eatin'.

>>214344543
usually you provide the images anon

>>214344613
STOP WITH THE FUCKING SPIDERS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

>>214344696
heh that was good

>>214344744
I'm sorry anon. Please accept this kissy as a gesture of friendship? It's Buffy and Willow no spiders

>>214345119
FUCK YOU