Thread 214336705

HOH: Lauren
Noms: Ashley, Morgan, Will
Veto: TBD
White Locust Twist: Rachel has been eliminated from the game

Previously on /bb/: >>214330207

This thread is exclusively for the Rachel haters

>>214336705 (OP)
Lauren

>>214336742
I'm less of a hater of Rachel and more of an enjoyer of internet butthurt

>>214336742
I liked her on the season, but I'm extremely happy she's the one who got twistfucked both as karma for 13 and so a shitty grod twist actually gets the backlash it deserves

thank you Lauren for assuring the black community gets another Big Brother winner
blacks 4 Lauren!!!

>>214336814
she put up three blacks

Nobody would give a shit about the twist if Kelley left

miss me yet?

>>214336874
no

>>214336858
to backdoor Keanu...

>>214336874
no

Yikes ... Lauren's confederate jumped out with these noms.

>>214336887
Keanu WILL be winning the blockbuster and a black will go home

>>214336910
based

>>214336873
This is the reason I don't really care. If Kelley Lauren and even Ava left this way peoples opinion would be saying it sucks but oh well that's big brother expect the unexpected.

>>214336887
...oh.
well that's disappointing.

dumb girl

Producers would never allow Keanu to go right after the shit storm, don't be afraid guys. Expect the Blockbuster to be strength based and using kettlebell like objects

kek I still can’t believe ava picked vince

>>214336950
ashley never got in a bikini all season

>>214336873
literally anyone but rachel* even if someone like ashley beloved by twitter went it would still be a tiny ripple in a pond compared to the current crashout.
very delicious seeing the entitled vet fans get fucked right alongside grod who I'm sure assumed like the rest of us this would take out either will or kelley

>>214336873
>>214336927
people were already shit talking this twist from the rumors of it, before we even know rachel got evicted. its only insane proportions now because rachel got fucked. this is probably karmic for 13 but she was actually doing p good this season and if she was gonna lose i wanted it to be because of some semblance social or strategy failure.

>>214336754
Why yes. Yes, Lauren. That will be a lovely veil for your wedding dress when we marry.

the funniest part of all this is that we all know grod would immediately have chucked rachel back into the game had this twist occurred earlier, but they are so pressed for time it's impossible for them to do it.

>>214336998
Then cried about it to Lauren who further mindfucked her by telling her she's close to Vince and knows more than Ava can comprehend

>>214337049
>Lauren, do you take anon to be your lawfully wedded husband?
>Ummm….well….I don’t know….I’m scared.

>>214337041
The shit talking happened as soon as Hamsterwatch implied it was a favorite that left

>>214337087
ava was legitimately retarded for what she did. im pretty sure shes gonna get a devil edit from here on out.

what time did feeds go down for veto?

>>214337182
like 4 hours ago

>>214337104
We're perfect for each other!

>>214337183
>the holy trinity of rigged female winners

This entire portion of the Big Brother fanbase is so unprincipled and they just want their little self inserts to win without any difficulty every season, it's so disgusting. I don't give a fuck about self inserts, I've rooted for everyone in the house this season aside from Amy and Zach. These people do not understand what makes things entertaining, what makes a story good, and they do not understand what makes a win meaningful. The fact that they'd stop being mad and immediately go back to watching unquestioningly if their favorite/self insert gets a free ride is so sad. It is so gross. I hope all these people are serious when they say they'll stop watching.

>>214337174
Right after they did a segment of her family, lol. I think they just double down on Rachel being a dumb bitch and get the casual audience on their side at least

>>214337183
fuck taylor
marry chelsie
kill rachel

>>214337182
I think it was just before 5pm EST

>>214337200
chelsie's game wasn't rigged. big mak was just stupid by taking her to f2

>>214337041
Maybe a very small amount of people criticized the idea of it, but there was literally 0 outrage over it until the hagfags at home found out one of their faves got twisted.

>>214337201
Brendan even said he hopes Rachel refuses any twist where she's suddenly brought back

>>214337109
again, it was happening before that. it did increase after hamsterwatch leaked, and people were still gonna be mad even if it was someone like ash or keanu. People was thinking it was trash irregardless of rachel because it betrays the spirit of what makes the game attractive to viewers. its just gone nuclear that its rachel.

>>214337083
>impossible
capping this post for later

>>214337246
It went from a "Oh that kinda sucks" to a "THIS RUINED THE ENTIRE SHOW FOREVER"

>>214337183
good lord does taylor look like a mtf in this
chelsie mogs her so hard

>>214337219
I was just shitposting but tkor hundo p tilted the game for her from week 1. everyone loved her because ??? so they all listened when she shilled nonstop that they should NEVER target chelsie. the one time tucker did she even flipped the vote so cam would've gone had brooklyn won arena.
big maks retardation obscures just how easily tkor made chelsies life for most of the game even before the lategame

>>214337201
>60 votes

>>214337325
the weirdest shit ever was everyone's reactions after tkor won her crapshoot hoh
crying and hugging and they're just so proud
blew my mind

>>214337219
chelsie was black and a woman so WE (yes WE) cannot rate her whatsoever

>>214336910
mhm clock'd

>>214337183
Chelsie played retards against each other, and used higher purpose mantra to carry herself as long as necessary before manipulating others to take the shots at the the black players so she wouldn't have the blood. I think its more respectable than Rachel or Taylor.

>>214336754
its lauren!

>>214337379
we immediately dismiss Xavier's, Taylor's, and Chelsie's wins as being completely rigged and unfair
we'd do the same thing to the black winners on bbcanada but nucookout posters didn't watch that

>>214337390
Did Maggie not do that? Did Tyler not try to do that? Stop discrediting Chelsie's game cause twitter glazes it. Top 5 at minimum

daily reminder kelley is a witch and used a spell to get a man

>>214337435
top 5 is generous but i do agree she deserves more credit than she gets

>>214337415
Taylor is the only DEI winner there and you know it.

>>214337435
I am praising Chelsie game anon....again I think its a respectable play and I think its impressive she did it. I do not think most players would be able to manage that. hence why I said respectable.

Anyone have the episode schedule?

>>214337435
she's right in the middle for me with the caveat that I'd gladly raise her up into the top echelons if she played again and it wasn't a cast of certified retards

>>214337461
I understand I'm just going on my regular /bb/ pro-chelsie crusade

T'kor's higher purpose and MJ's comp wins carried her ass through the game. She got Rubina and Kimo's undying loyalty even though she was against them most of the game. Prejury she was as sloppy and erratic as Mickey was, people only forget it and try to revise history now that she won. Never forget the retard wanted MJ out all prejury even though she was unquestionably loyal to her.

>>214337472
tues, wed, thurs this week

>>214337477
Yet Derrick is top 3 because uhhh

Apparently Kelley was asked to be on another CBS show a few years ago and she turned it down, according to her dad

>>214337453
mickey aint eve have to use no witchcraft to get no man

We have made the tough decision to conclude the live feeds for the season. Please tune in to the remaining scheduled episodes to keep up with the houseguests. Thank you for understanding.

>>214337521
Thank you

>>214337521
Are we still getting BB unlocked?

>>214337521
nooooooooo

>>214337521
Thank you Allison, like BB19 winner Josh Martinez I am excited to watch new episodes of BB Unlocked to see exclusive behind-the-scenes content!

>>214337435
Chelsie tried to get Mak out for a month and a half even though she was a loyal minion. She just got bailed out that Mak won every comp she needed to. Chelsie is a Ropes tier sloppy player that won cause of T'Kor's brainwashing of Rubina and Kimo that "Chelsie is good", tired of this revisionist history.

>>214337491
If Tuesday is mostly focused on Rachel's eviction, then that means Wednesday will need to be the HoH comp, noms, veto comp, and veto ceremony. Basically 2 episodes crammed in one. That's a lot for one episode

>>214337642
i dont remember all that nitty gritty shit i just remember being impressed with her game (even tho i did not watch feeds)
she misted a retarded comp beast into throwing her game away when nobody else could.. that ultimately won her the game over tkros higher purpose shit. chelsie even had enough leeway to involve herself in that cam situation and still had no chance of losing post-leah eviction

Praying for everyone here. And, here if anyone needs someone to talk to.

>>214337695
the safety chain comp was HOH comp - best time won HOH, worst time left the house

>>214337720
Thank you for your service anon

>>214337695
the HoH comp is the rachel eviction comp. it'll probably be noms on tuesday and regular veto episode wednesday

>>214337083
Easily go full on twist mode: triple eviction and battle back

>>214337720
thank you, Julie, you are a good woman

Rumors are a rachel fan snuck in and assaulted ava

>>214337714
>when nobody else could
Nobody tried, mak was a free agent for most of the game. Openly telling people that too for weeks. The entire house (besides chelsie) was terrible at the game.

>>214337767
in my day we just send death threats to families of the houseguests who screwed over our favorites
kids these days don't understand boundaries baka

>>214337747
If Rachel is evicted in the middle of an episode, that's really anti climactic

bb26 is bottom tier in every way

How we feeling Kelley bros?

>>214337932
I don't understand why people think this.

>>214337932
But they sang songs!

>>214338002
Singin' in the big brother hooouuuseee
*BELCH*

>>214337975
safe for the week. and somehow she has become the next true "pawn"
like if she is sitting next to lauren or vince, either of those two go over her now

>>214338051
>>214337975
As a fan of the outcasts I really enjoy seeing them crawl to the top and make the other players forced to treat them kindly

>>214337932
feeds were ass
the first half was straight fire especially for showfags

>>214338002
bad cast
bad game play
boring feeds
ugly house

it’s gotta be bb comics

>>214338106
lauren or keanu won, probably lauren

I'm gonna miss this HoH room. The house in general this season is really good. I think the grandness of how the HoH room looks has lead to a lot of the HoH-itis the houseguests have gotten.

>>214338126
king winning while not being picked too play
truly one of a kind

>>214338126
Keanu isn’t playing

It’s basically either Lauren, Vince, or Morgan

>>214338106
Too early

>>214338143
>>214338149
shiet nvm im workign with outdated info then

we really need feeds back

>>214338179
michigan vs oklahoma is a good game rn just watch that

>>214338089
>bad cast
Tucker, Angela, Quinn, Chelsea, etc are iconic
>bad game play
How is this bad? If anything it's better tv
>boring feeds
Irrelevant when the show exists and is what everyone will watch going forward
>ugly house
It's fine

>>214338142
Set design was magnificent. I'm hoping they go hard on the next theme as well. Something like a fantasy theme where the whole house is a castle and the HoH room is the king's chambers

lauren withdrawals

>>214338152
>3 weeks left
>too early
???

>>214337273
Well yeah, there's a difference between getting outvsomeone insignificant like Lauren or Ava and getting out one of the biggest targets in the house that was never even nominated.

>>214338237
Alice in Wonderland themed house where some rooms have fucked up perspective and they cast some unhinged people to go with the aesthetic

>>214338238
help we need our lauren fix

>>214338237
i'm wanting a horror house because that scream poster an anon made this year was great

If I ran this show I would cast a bunch of devout Christians then have the house theme be satanic with goat head statues and chained everywhere

Even Jerry is whacking production kek

>>214337720
thank you love one another

cutie pie

>>214338426
I would die happily if Lauren wore one of my sweatshirts

>>214338406
omg
That's some Saint Bernadette-level stuff.
Go look it up.

>>214338426
sharing a hot cup of cocoa in a ski lodge after a long day of snowboarding with Lauren

Sorry feeds have been down so long, Lauren and i are getting married. Here's exclusive footage.

Rachel was fucking hated during her original two seasons. Where does all this undying love for her even come from?

>>214338477
Hate <> Love to Hate, she's a force of nature, AAA BB tier

>>214338477
They put her in a bunch of shows and told their audience to like her

>>214337201
>60 votes
hahahahah

>>214338477
what? she was loved during her two seasons, so much so that when her sister played on BB15 her fans would rig every vote to favor Elissa
her dumb fans even fucked up the first week voting Elissa for MVP thinking it was a power (instead she went on the block)

>>214338528
>her dumb fans even fucked up the first week voting Elissa for MVP thinking it was a power (instead she went on the block)
kek

>>214338528
Elissa was loved despite Rachel.

>>214338426
Would you deep throat her mole?

Do
You think they got zingbotged?

>>214338551
i would insist she have it removed because it's disgusting and looks like an enormous puss filled zit

>>214338544
It was a different time. My, how BB has changed.

>>214338528
Rachel wasn't loved on her first season

>>214337521
We understand, Allison. Thank you for delivering such an amazing season.

>>214338588
Even her second, the only reason she had any fan support at all is because she got with Jeff and Jordan.

>>214338588
her and Brendan were the underdogs for the entire season
that's why they brought back the 3 pairs they did for 13. Dick & Dani were the underdogs of 8 (but got helped with America's player), J&J were the underdogs of 11, Brenchel were the underdogs of 12
they also saw a LOT of people online wanted Dan/Memphis, Janelle/Kaysar, or Will/Boogie to be one of the returning duos which is why 14 happened

>>214338708
the jog

>>214338477
she was hated her first. the showmance was very popular with casuals though, and she had the most well known fights of the season. Reagan making her eat shit was a highlight. her fighting spirit in 13 made he rise to popularity, and since she had done many, MANY other shows. the amazing race, snake in the grass, America's worst chef, the traitors. she is very very popular for her various antics on these shows.

>>214338642
she wasn't loved on bb12 doe. love-to-hate yeah but she didn't even win afp

>>214338708
F-fast!

https://web.archive.org/web/20100815032811/http://www.jokersupdates.com/ubbthreads/bbratings/showrankings.php


the show is now dominated by afro-LGBT Twitter viewers but jokers back then was closer to the pulse of the fan base

>>214338746
well of course everyone loved britney more than rachel, britney was an absolute star and that's why she was brought back for 14
the jokers ratings for 13 are clearly manipulated by bitter fans who upvoted all the new players and downvoted the 6 returning vets, by the end she's in 3rd place
trust me, I've been watching this stupid show since S1 and have been part of the online community knowing who people liked and who they hated

>>214338785
>all white attractive people
wtf is that allowed?

wbrb

WBRB

FEEDS

WBRB screens

AAAAHH

>>214338477
Zoomer HGs are boring, cowardly, consensus-seeking faggots and Rachel is the only one with the kind of confrontational gen X energy that makes reality TV watchable.

DESTROYED
HOUSE
HIDE
AND
GO
VETOOOOOO
(no rachel to clean lmao)

Why the fuck is Adrian consistently near the top of the jokers ratings?

MORGAN WON IT LMAO

MORGO GOT THE VETO

COMICS
MORGAN WON

>Morgan won
jesus fuck

holy shit it was comics\
MORGO WON!!!!!!

>>214338830
There wasn't really anything wrong with playing to the vastly largest faction of people in the US.

"Woke" was a conscious decision to include smaller factions, primarily racial, in portrayals on TV. There was literally nothing wrong with devoting 100% of TV to 65% of the population as that's where the money is, but getting a head of steam to play corrective doctor for the US gained cachet.

Hahahaha it's like everything goes wrong this season it's fucking crazy

CHEATMANCEBROS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

>>214338906
"likable enough but boring guy who got voted out early" is basically the baseline. Anyone below that means they suck.

IM THE COMP BEAST NOW

>>214338952
lauren <33

tardlawyerbros....it ain't looking good...

Keanu finna stomp Ashley and Will in the Blockbuster

ashley was third

Lauren absolutely threw it, didn't she?

Best outcome possible since veto was gonna be used 99%. Keanu got to beat Ashley & Will in Block Buster, that's it. King Keanu will buck break them both into submission

>>214338950
it was much funnier when she didn't win anything

>>214338974
Ashley said Lauren was 30 seconds behind Morgan

>>214338642
>her and Brendan were the underdogs for the entire season
I recall Brendan going like a hyper maniac in one competition to pull out the win for Rachel, against some other social player, who stood there like a deer in the headlights during a comp.

ASHLEY FINITO

>>214338966
CASE CLOSED

All I want is Keanu to win the BB and Ashley goes home. He has a better chance to win the BB against her and Will than he did against Morgan.

Ashley said Will is hurt

Apologize.

>>214338968
Third place when half of the competitors weren't even trying to win

>>214338999
Saved! I Love You, Lauren!.jpg

>>214339010
BRING RACHEL BACK FOR WILL

>>214339013
shes gotta be on cloud 9 right now

MORGAN IN HER KAYCEE ERA <3

>>214339015
vince definitely threw
lauren probably got excited about comics and tried to win

>>214339013
celebration sex with vincenzo

>Mickey, Rachel aundunuuuuuuu7 7 7nansnhunnn in a row
Holy duc ñinm I'm gonna cum

>>214339031
she'd unironically just take his place with all her allies gone lmao. morgan would send her ass right back out the door

imagine ashley trying to untangle the ropes kek

>>214339010
hes gettin too old for this shit

>>214339013
hand over the controller
i'm about to crush these newbs

After how production edited Ashley these past two weeks they definitely gonna have Keanu get his sweet revenge in the block buster and seal Ashley's faith

Ok good. best outcome for the King

>>214339075
dude probably has joints made of straight jello at this point with how much he sits around

>be cunts to keanu
>both leave the following week

>>214339068
>keanu some how blazes through it with his size
>ashley pulls a joseph and fumbles around
>will just trying not to look stupid

https://streamable.com/jl9mub
morgan rn

>ropes, rachel, and ashley all out in a week
TOTAL
HAG
DEATH

>>214339131
GET FUCKED

>>214339151
absolutely zaesty

>will is injured
>im basically competing against him
>hes so strong...

ava already dooming
>if you go this week, it'll be will and me following right after
>its a competition show

Kill em both, Keanu

TLP is in a bad position now :(

papa WON’T be leaving the big brother house without an injury

Oh they want to celebrate late into the night

>>214339169
she was fucked regardless she's lost both the hag and comp sides of the house. this will just be her copium to the end of time

>>214339169
if she hates it so much she can just self evict then

umm

>>214339216
>his and her smile and optimism: restored

vince is gonna get a blowie tonight with how over the moon morgan is

>>214339216
>>214339219
>morgan: can we stay up late tonight and celebrate

>>214339216
them <3

>>214339184
keanu won't go after lauren next week desu because then he just risks pissing off & losing kelley

>>214339013
no need
luv me morgo

>>214339216
>>214339219

Keanu's was "he puts the ass in assassin"
Vince's featured another former BB houseguest

kelo bros I’m worried….

>>214339267
thicc keanu bros we won

>>214339273
kelos got this on lock

good jawb Morgan! king for block buster!

>ashley: if it was only two noms this wouldnt be happening right now
>ava: thats what im saying ashley, no matter what way you scratch it out. the comp beast are going to win out
>its just not the same game anymore
god damn. are we really crying over meta shifting in a game that literally says
Expect the unexpected

>>214339254
>>214339263
glad she won it, she was getting back to her melty hag mode last night

>>214339291
THEN GO HOME HOBBIT

>>214339293
Memri TV poster where you at

Vince is getting handsy with the hamburger like he finna get handsy with Morgan later tonight

>>214339293
SHE HAS A KNIFE

>>214339291
notice how they only start crying about it the minute their side starts getting BTFO?
JUST WIN SOMETHING HAGS

>>214339291
yo here’s the thing yo, just win somethin

vinny and morgan are so happy

love and life in the kitchen
cope and seethe in the train room

Heroine Lauren has entered the chat

ashley should ask lauren to renom ava if she is scared

>>214339315
why on earth is he mixing plain hamburger so much like that? it's just going to give it a mediocre texture

>>214339371
:(

Rude, BB! RUDE!

>>214339371
>>214339239
kelseysisters...

>>214339210
There's still a good chance she goes far just cause doubles/triples are usually when the large threats try to fuck each other over but with this cast of sheep ya never know

hags mad hags mad hags mad

Two flops in the train room coping they're not doomed

>>214339385
This is gonna sound asinine and pandering, but someone should create a show where a camera just follows Lauren around.

Oh wait, nm. =D

>Ava- That Block Buster, if you dont get it, second (Ashley), third (Ava), Will is fourth to jury.
Sounds based to me.

>>214339397
didn't ava win safety for the week?

>>214339402
she just wants to talk at him for hours about how amazing her second comp win is
love her

Lauren has an owie on her knee

morgan making tacos tonight apparently

Laurens knees are bruised

>>214339456
she got safety from the elimination comp

>>214339412
she would be entirely dependent on keanu not taking the shot, not even memeing. anyone else with a hope in hell of comps is shooting at her if she returns

Grod better make this blockbuster a DnD quiz

>>214339470
she's used to it

>>214339470
hope shes going to be ok

>>214339465
and of course vince is helping her
how domestic

>>214339470
bruises
on both my knees
for you

>>214339508
fuuuccckkkk

train room crybabies hahahaha

>>214339508
When the show is over, she should do a YouTube channel explaining the latest developments in quantum mechanics.

Not a sarcastic comment!

>>214339510
>and of course vince is helping her
>>214339516

>>214339508
>>214339511

poor Keanu thinks Lauren will put Vince up

laurens going to make goodles

ashley/ava/will have been massive compflops all season yet we're going to get a week of pure seethe that this somehow wouldn't have happened if it weren't for the twist kek

keanu thinks elimination game will happen again next week

Ashley vs Keanu one on one Blockbuster will be kino

>kelley: i dont want to see you go
>keanu: its not smart for her to put me up, cause she'll be next

i hope will doesnt even try in the block buster and just does this little dance to the camera the whole time

>lauren gets an ally out on her HoH
It's week 2 all over again

>>214338406
>>214338445
>go to youtube
>look for a video of Saint Bernadette seeing Jesus for comedy
>finds a live cam of Lourdes

JFC

>>214336874
fat pale titties on a hag
*annoying tiktok dance*
fat pale titties on a hag
*annoying tiktok dance*
fat pale titties on a hag
*annoying tiktok dance*

>>214339671
apparently his injury is serious enough that he probably won't even compete and it'll be an epic Ash vs. Keanu battle (knowing whoever loses gets voted out)

>>214339671
would be based desu

>>214339671
he might not even be in it

>>214339734
>im popeye the sailor mannnn

kek
morgan comes back to check on ashley. gives her a pep talk that she can do it. lock in. keanu is not unbeatable
ava just straight dooming. its a competition game. the people here now are only because they won comps. we just have to win.
now ashley and ava saying they'll vote for kelley to win over lauren

Ashley says she won't vote for Lauren to win.

>>214339734
>when the retards caregiver gives her a good fingering

ashley is gonna be such a bitter cunt in jury

>>214339762
thats the move

>>214339788
>woman being a bitter juror
>black woman being a bitter juror
many such cases of both

>>214339764
>>214339788
She said yesterday in a convo with morgan she'd vote keanu out of principle btw

I love these two flops complaining they have to play the game to stay

still no wont sighting?

>>214339710
I just deduced quantum gravity.

>>214339837
how he's hurt it's bad enough they're all assuming he's not going to be able to compete in blockbuster

>>214339837
he was resting on the couch earlier but they didn’t directly show him

>>214339837
He could be heard earlier telling Morgan he WILL take mustard and mayo on his sandwich

keanu said that maybe they should vote vinny out if he is otb against will

>>214339874
he doesn't know he's going up?

lauren walks dumb

ashley lives dumb

Kelley admits Rylie was right, she brings dead bugs into the house and hides them

this jury is going to be extremely bitter and I honestly have no clue how they'd vote in most matchups

>>214339942
what

Anything interesting happen today or are we still coping over Rachel?

>>214339945
don't worry. taylor hale, the only winner that matters, will see them to reason.

>>214339945
Keanu or Vince will win against any woman

>>214339957
morgo won veto and will tongue vinny's asshole TONIGHT

>>214339957
morgan won veto
since feeds were down so long for veto (it was comics) that's pretty much all of note so far

>>214339957
morgan won veto, keanu is 100% going up and he knows it

>>214339956
You read it correctly. She's probably the reason the ants have spread so far beyond the kitchen. They can smell the dead bugs she's hidden around the house and are attracted to them as food.

>>214339942
based

>>214339972
rachel would tardwrangle the jury for keanu no matter what yeah
vince is tougher, I could see him losing to morgan and honestly would they be wrong there? she got him to follow her will much of the game when he objectively shouldn't have

Peanut Butter & Kelley sandwich

>>214339945
rachel and ashley as first jurors would set really terrible atmosphere in the jury house
on other hand, later jurors will only spend less than two weeks with them so not sure how much it would matter

>>214339957
morgan is in her kaycee era and will win out til the F2 where she wins over vince
that's all

>>214340019
Rachel demanding her own private jury house means she'll have little sway over the other jurors

lauren said she didnt cry today

>>214339985
>>214339987
>>214339988
interesting. wasnt this kinda best result for keanu renom as he has a good chance with the blockbuster?

>>214340021
morgo would be a hilarious winner. wouldn't even be mad about it.

are they gon try to push for a kelley renom? cos they could beat her in the blockbuser

>>214338913
she might actually have some win equity. shes really getting a second wind this season. that said, I hope we don't lose keanu.

>>214339942
probably part of her death magic spells

I can't with the whining useless bitches

>>214340019
the only people I'd see being fucked over by rachel/ashley tainting the jury would be ava and kelley, neither of whom have much win equity in the first place.
ashley might be bitter at lauren but I don't think rachel would be

>>214339874
>>214339920
a while back
>vince: its either your or me
then, keanu exchanged like three quick sentences with vince, something like
>youd be a better option on the block
>morgan would vote to keep you
>itd be dumb of her to nom me

>>214340057
king has block buster on lock
ashley is finito

just win something hags

>>214340048
there is like 0.1% chance keanu goes home this week, grod would have a hitler bunker tier melty and punish the remaining houseguests to endless jankie world if he went right after rachel

Grodner better not pull a crapshoot BB out of her ass

>lauren could have make moves that benefit me!
cry about it bitch

>>214340048
absolutely. and his so called "ally" exposes herself as a dastardly untrustworthy jew.
its all part of the process... trust grod.

>>214340052
nah they are all crazy and gonna get beat by the legend the king keanu

or maybe keanu wont even get put up itd be funnier if she put vince in again for him to play two blockbusters in a row but i dont know if we can have that kind of a rollercoaster ride this year

>>214340051
she's unironically played a big role in a lot of the direction of the season, it's like if izzy survived all the way to the end
she's super dangerous for vince to take because she could rightfully claim so many of his actions as him following her

>>214340105
I can't imagine her wanting to lose Rachel and Keanu back-to-back

>>214340117
zero chance vince would win two in a row
he's probably ack himself from stress

Your Grod: how do you explain swapping an "injured" will back out for rachel?

>>214340137
I''ll never assume who she likes and doesn't, BB19 is one of Production's favorite seasons. Just cause fans like Keanu doesn't mean she does, she's probably flicking her bean every night to the cheatmance desu.

>>214340140
he would do it for the cheatmance

if morgan and vince are sitting final 2. morgan could give a great speech about how she got vince to basically sacrifice is whole game with the other side of the house for her. that none of the moves he made benefited him what so ever and only served to keep her side safe and herself insulated
kelley and keanu would eat that shit up and you only need 2 votes

>>214340162
vince is undeniably her favorite based on DR count, but if we go by that keanu is 3rd only behind the weasel and rachel

>>214340157
well hello Will
here is a check for $100k and an NDA you need to sign

>>214339942
THEY ARE GOOD DECORATIONS

>>214340127
I don't see them making F2 together desu unless morgan straight comps out and takes him
vince probably throws endgame comp like tyler so she gets voted out by somebody else

>>214340201
kek and he would gladly take it, he's been treating this as a vacation he doesn't expect to win.

>>214340162
back in bb19 the girl i went tos chool with and facebook were both very pro paul. the idea that he was hated is some revisionist history just cause everyone liked cody too

>>214340219
>>214340201
yeah but you need to at least try to explain it within the context of the game

>>214340184
I could see Keanu still voting for Vince to win in that scenario

im just gonna call a spade a spade

>>214340184
Morgan's a snake

>>214340127
in retrospect, I think her zach simping clouded the fact that under all that crazy and vindictive, she made good alliances and bonds in that house with both sides, and that carried her until she could finally, finally start getting the comp wins when she needed it most. shes gonna have a lot of work to do to make the end game though.

>sleeps 16 hours a day
>kvetching about competitions

reddit tears are tasty tonight

>>214340184
well yeah but id doubt shes smart enough to do it unless someone starts feeding her lines later in the season

>>214340232
>the mastermind bribe
>offered only to will because the mastermind took a liking to him
there, now hand me a check too grod

>>214340184
its also like....not untrue. that is basically what happened lol

>>214340157
>replaces will otb
>loses blockbuster
>gets voted out over ashley
I am sure twitter and reddit will stop seething now since she was voted out in a fair respectable way

Will says they could say "he's hurt, send him out" but Ashley said they WON'T.

>>214340251
100% what I (also Italian) would do

>>214339942
>>214340206
id keep hornet corpses in the mirror ledges

>>214340257
>hag cope and seethe in the train room
>comfy mince cooking in the kitchen
>reddit in perma seethe for 48 hours straight
yep, been a good day

>>214340008
>tardwrangle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGNVPFjZ8ew

>ashley: i guess tomorrow i'll get in the hot tub. its my last time
LETS. FUCKING. GO.

It's been fun seeing all the people I hate get evicted and rapidly lose their likeability the past 48 hours

>>214340336
show them titties girl, do us a solid

>>214340251
based
complaining about unfair comps is high culture

does Morgan call Kelley "kells"?

superhero hug time with big mince

Did houseguests cut back on singing copyrighted songs these past few seasons?

>>214340363
>feedfags
I'll have you know I've peeled 50 on Ozempic, and counting!

>>214340365
Yes

>>214340257
obsessed with reddit more than the show

>>214340378
thats a deep embrace

The blockbuster is going to be a puzzle or something where you just have to stand so it can be fair for Wont.

>>214339209
>>214339239
i haven't seen anyone use the upstairs balcony thingy. oh wait maybe just the adrian bread edit in the episode?
>>214340378
please use the balconyyyy

>>214340395
I miss "Houseguests, please, no singing." and other similarities.

Now the feeds have an editor with an itchy trigger finger to fish, or cats.

>>214340378
>hands under her cape
he's in bros

>>214340401
Ozempic is for diabetes, Wegovy is for weight loss.

even though there is an undercurrent of feminism coming from the hags this season, it seems like an uphill battle for Morgan to portray herself as a power player

>>214340426
I've seen people up there only like 4 times this whole season, and the setup seems nice enough
crazy contrast to last season when they used the balcony almost constantly

why does the hobbit always cover her mouth with her hair

Ashley mad she doesn't have Rachel to carry her anymore. Girl you been saying you were gonna turn it up...we are waiting.

>>214340459
fighting the urge to eat it

>>214340428
>no singing
>no reciting copyrighted works or characters
>no talking about real world friends or relatives who have not signed "the thing"
I had a whole list of 6 or 7 things that got the booming voice of "Houseguests, please, no xyz".

Now it's just insta-fish, which is to say, insta-kitties and puppies.

It's lost a ton of character.

>>214340336
praise the lord

>>214340459
autism

>>214340434
It was developed for diabetes. It does weight loss, too.

Praying Ashley beats Keanu on eviction night she’ll have the final laugh over that woman hating freak.

>>214340506
Viagra was developed for heart disease. "Hey, doc! I seem to be getting easy [censored] now!"

So Morgan won veto AND she’s making dinner? Holy mommy.

>>214340481
Luke made them implement a preemptive censor button like the network uses for TV

>>214340542
even got her boytoy roped into doing dinner, miracle upon miracles

>vinny starts to burn food to make sure it’s cooked
he’s just like me fr

>>214340542
morgans gonna wear nothing but the veto to bed

Ava just confirmed with Kelley in SR that she can be a nominee this week and didn't win safety

>>214340571
isn't he just cooking ground beef with taco seasoning? how is he fucking that up kek one of the few things you can't fuck up by overcooking

>>214340558
"Editor-in-training, here's your button. It has a 5 minute lag, our "live" feeders live their lives that far back in time. Do not be afraid to pound it."


Sigh. Edited "live reality".

Rachel the 'living legend' being thwarted by an aura painter and insane midwest girl who collects dead bugs is so funny

>>214340572
that’s hot

Kelly Keanu final 2

Vinny has chicken legs

>>214340623
I know that's right

>>214340579
kelley also told her she is keeping will over keanu or whoever is on the block next to him
dont know how true that is

>>214340602
I understand it. The problem is I don't like the secondary decision to cover up the covering up.

Just let us see "Please, houseguests, no xyz."

All lawyers must die.

>>214340604
No one care about that, people will know her as twistfuck ropequeen from now on

Ava calling Vinny jacked in front of Morgan. Based winggirl

Ava legitimately thought she was going to win Americas favorite player lol

Rachel would still come back for an all winners season

>>214340662
ty for that awesome, funny screencap of topic of Lauren eating something.

Ahhh, Lauren.

>>214340673
Casuals will know her as the woman that fucked around with Keanu and found out

Dates are indeed a Middle Eastern delicacy

>>214340687
with the avafag editor I'm sure DR has fluffed her up telling her how beloved she is

>>214340688
They need a comp for Brendan to come in and kick ass to pull Rachel back in.

superhero sex with lauren

>>214340690
>doesn't pose with the rest
>thinks she'll win afp
ngmi

>>214340718
big dawg

>>214340718
>Passion, Humility and Power of Will
rib one is Proverbs (?) 27 something

>>214340718
he looks like he got a little pudgier

Ashley and Ava already promising to be bitter jury members and vote for Kelly to win over Lauren Vinny and Morgan.

>>214340730
he was on that glizzy diet for a bit

>>214340730
what eating 3 of those hot dog and melted cheese on tortilla things will do to you

>>214340735
after spending the past two months seething over kelley for existing kek pathetic hags

>no shave your head comp
>no how much prize money would you give up comp

getting a prostate exam from dr kelley

>>214340735
rachel would smack ashley straight kek
ava is going to be an absolutely fucktarded juror no matter what though

>>214340718
looks like my n-bomb spotemgottem from the thumbnail

>>214340718
>>214340729
found it!
>Proverbs 27:17
>As iron sharpens iron,
>so one person sharpens another.

Lauren "bringing southern harm"
Morgan "doing the hogfather's dirty work"

>>214340735
Ava is lying to Ash about Lauren, she loves her

>>214340713
it could be extremely painful

>>214340768
based

>>214340768
Its what he told vinny when he was trying to boost his confidence in the gym last week. Based bro

Peanut butter & Kelley

>>214340768
I think it's "so one man sharpens another"
>As iron sharpens
>iron so one man
>sharpens another

Hopefully the backlash against Rachel's elimination leads to a back to basics season

Adrian was a praying mantis in his comic

Sweet Kelly is a freak putting dead bugs in the house.

Kelley was a tornado ripping through a barn kek that's kinda fair

>>214340687
Honestly even with the Rachel fuckup she likely had a decent shot if not for the bitching about it after. Keanu def has it in the bag now tho

>>214340811
I'd keep blockbuster, but only for the first 5-7 evictions
beyond that yeah, no twists just the game

Mickey was "scorched earth" in her comic

lauren's comic was "sexy as hell"

>>214340849
can’t disagree with that

New thread, Rachel

lauren the bayou baddie

>>214336871
underrated post

>>214340882
>>214340882
>>214340882
>>214340882