Thread 214337838

Is /tv/ looking forward to Cat in the Hat (2026) starring our favourite actress Xochitl gomez?

>>214337838 (OP)
Im looking foward to the day we see her kitty. If you can follow what my gist is

>voice role
wtf...what a waste

>>214337854
he's right here, broski

>>214337854
I didn't know she owned a cat anon

>>214337838 (OP)
I will watch your movie now

>>214337838 (OP)
Gummy ass lookin bitch

She's genuinely perfect, I love her so much (won't watch any of her movies though)

>>214338038
I've literally never seen her act in anything, mostly because I don't watch capeshit and am a horror exclusivechad. I feel like she'd be a good modern scream queen.

I agree with you though. literally the perfect woman.

>>214338116
Imagine the link up between the last Slavic king Peter Steele (RIP) and Xochi. Would have been kino for the ages.

I wonder if Xochi even knows who Carnivore and Type O Negative are.

Will she return to DWTS? She seems to rehearse a lot.

>>214337838 (OP)
she sort of looks like a cat, it could work

>>214337838 (OP)
>Xochitl
aztec ahh name

Anyone have any of the content she made at IHOP

>>214338525
there's literally nothing wrong with m*xicans using tribal names like Xochitl instead of the European Spanish coloniser names.

>>214337838 (OP)
>>214337983
>>214338092
>>214338456

can you at least post her feet?

>>214338585
would it be safe to lick all the makeup off her skin

>>214338613
No.
>>214338673
No.

>>214337838 (OP)
Yes

>>214338715
>TIGHT 1
wdsmbt?

>>214338690
she has bad feet?

>>214338690
dancers bunda

>>214338715
Hello? based and cute department?
>>214338762
they look normal to me, but I'm not a foot creep so I wouldn't know. she seems like the kind of girl that'd just wear converse because they're comfy.

>>214338762
Her feet put in work unlike a lot of these other slackers that barely get out of bed.

why is there so much shilling for this mid spic bitch? there are millions of her in south america
kys tasteless fag

>>214338585
slut

>>214337838 (OP)
>we want the white supremacist audience
already bought my ticket

>>214338849
maybe if ms sapphire breaks into acting I will shill her too

>>214338922
i wish this was a joke. white guys love latinas, and latinas love them back.

>>214338819
>they look normal to me, but I'm not a foot creep so I wouldn't know
I feel the same way anon. Whenever anons rate a foot, I just stare at the posts, look at the pictures, and shake my head. I have no clue how brains get that fucked. They see a whole woman, and focus on the most boring, and unimportant aspect. It must be a retarded part of their brain, like guys that are attracted to other faggots, or people that are attracted to children. A complete waste of grey matter/life.

>>214338542
why anon?

>>214339194
more of her mouth pussy please

>>214339176
well you took it too far. at least foot creeps are harmless. i think it's a layover from when a lot of girls had herpes in the 1800s so people were rubbing their dangs on feet to avoid it.

it's whatever. if it's harmless then i don't fucking care. I will say though, xochi probably doesnt want to shw her feet because foot creeps are probably blowing up her dms about it.

you know what yeah, fuck it, kill all footfags. I'm willing to bet xochi gets a thousand messages day from feet weirdos.

>>214337838 (OP)
Spic shit isn’t made for me so I won’t be taking my kids to see it.

>>214339895
kek, you don't have kids

>>214339129
>white guys love latinas, and latinas love them back.
many such cases

>>214339129
Obvious fake ass BBL

>>214340009
lmao

>>214339194
cuz she looks very good

>>214339895
willing to bet you don't know the difference between iberian europeans and south americans. you probably think italians are brown like you.

>>214338163
I don’t get it, what is she not doing

>>214340527
>'cakes up hon
>be right back with your joe
>you're a good joe haha

>>214340762
why am I cursed to be an australian when I could be at an ihop in cali at 5AM.

>>214340762
>Her career is so nonexistent that she’s resorted to waitressing at a chain diner to make ends meet
Sad!

>>214341070
>he spends his days hating her on 4cuck /tv/ board
sadder! get a job or something, nigga

Why are girls so pretty bros?

>>214337838 (OP)
>hawk tuah
forgotted
>hochk shit'll
besotted

>>214340806
you can just go there

She has no craft, mugging for camera isn't acting. I just want to eat breakfast burrito at the sight of her

>>214338456
I love she

im not stupid enough to waste my time watching anything made anymore, but i will look at her tits whenever someone convinces her to put them on camera.

>>214340704
you

>>214341324
I already have a cute latina wife. as in actual wife. I won the 4chan olympics.

I'm gonna go listen ti cryptopsy and 'av a gggle m8

>>214337838 (OP)
Zochee is legit nasty. The only silver lining is that we know for sure that wetbacks post here in droves.

>>214341592
Have you ever considered that you might be gay?

>>214337838 (OP)
What's with zoomies putting the letter x into every word?

>>214341138
>string powerful gams

>>214341544
How much did she cost?

>>214337838 (OP)
What a killable whore

>>214341840
I don't want to engage with you jeets and changcels anymore.

costed me nothing

>>214341544
hope that's not her because WEW lad

>>214342280
It was a joke, fellow white bro.

>>214342164
she would be good for horror kinos

>>214337838 (OP)
OHHHH, XOCHITL GOMEZ, HUH
WELL FUCK A DOODLE DOOO

It's shocking how hard she has destroyed Moner.

>>214338585
>European Spanish coloniser names.
Go back to plebbit you absolute retard.

>>214337838 (OP)
Not anymore now that she's waxing her forearms.

>>214337838 (OP)
Xochitl is neither a cat nor is she wearing a hat.

>>214343179
Latina goddess right now, but once she hits 22, she will turn into a goblina.

>>214340806
wow hairy....hmmmm

>>214337838 (OP)
Pajeetas are hideous and yet still more attractive than Zochitles

>>214338038
She has movies?

God I wish I was American, there are no Latina's where im from

>>214343422
This is a meme, there are tons of latina's who age well. both of these women are over 45

>>214343616
>sweaty soles exposed to the fresh cool air

can we convince her to learn the Gnarly choreography. That would be wicked cool.

>>214342280
>costed
Lel. Less tacos, more English lessons, senor¡¡!

>>214343616
if I can get them as an Australian that lives on the opposite side of za waudo, surely you can too.

just be white.

>>214337838 (OP)
This chick is mentally ill

>>214344928
If she were retarded she'd be Xochitl Slowmez.

>>214344949
kek

As a lonely, cynical but wealthy and white 33 years old man, I deserve a spunky, energetic but naive 19 years old latina gf. We can help each other and make a lot of healthy hapa babies.

>>214345125
that's not what hapa means and also if you were rich you'd already have a brown girl. silly new-money guy!

Just how uncharasmatic do you need to be where money is no longer buying p*ssy?

>>214337983
does anyone have the high framerate version of this webm?