Thread 214338755

Alright gang it's Saturday night, and you already know what time it is. That's right. It's time to hate on Samuel Hydelberg and MDE. YUCK!

Why do I hate Sam? Well... I used to like him. I was a longtime fan. Even gave him some money more than once. And so when I, as an ex-fan, tell you that Sam is the cringiest loser of all time you know I know what I'm talking about.

Are there any other ex-fans out there who are as bothered as I am that this grifter still has a platform?

>Ethnically Jewish
>Surrounds himself with drug addled wiggers and gay sycophants
>Tries to be a father figure to misguided men but has several chinese bastards floatinf around
>Extreme Peace and Fishtank both flopped
Why would anyone be a fan of this faggot?

>>214338755 (OP)
Sam is good friends and collaborated with
(((Ryder Ripps)))
Called an "extraordinarily funny guy" by
(((Ethan Klein)))
Gets praised and dick-rode by
(((Ari Shaffir)))

Sam sold out dude, he has new masters now. If the jews really hated him he wouldn't be able to use their payment processors

>>214338979
>Sam is so desperate now after the failure of WP2 and the Harland meltdown that he's slurping Groypers and pretending to be Christian

>>214338755 (OP)
I actually think this nigga a pretty funny nigga.

Ever since fishtank started, things got especially weird for me. His crew is unlikable, literally all zoomer drug addicts. The opposite of what he preaches which is really strange. His YouTube show just has that Redditor looking guy and the chink sucking him off the whole time, really strange. EP behind a paywall, all content behind a paywall

Charls used to be my favorite but he feels different now. Actually, ever since he got back together with Sam things have felt different with him. And not in a good way. I miss his comfy streams, he doesn’t even stream anymore. Just does the palace which is fine but nowhere near his own streams like the movie or game ones

>>214339007
The tactical combat boots. As if he has EVER rucked let alone gone on a single hike or anything to warrant wearing those. But don't forget the military sucks and all military guys are retarded. Let me give some advice bro

I HATE MDE

funny how none of his fans or ex fans dislike him for being a pedophile.

For years I have hated this fuck and I have no idea who he is or what he does. I always hide thread with his fucking ugly face. Why is 4Chan so obsessed with this guy?

I like some of his early stuff. When its just sam, alone, doing his thing, i think he can be funny. Some of the episodes of kstv season 1 and some of the hydewars are imo very funny and interesting.
But the second he surrounds himself with zoomers he just over acts, screams and say things to impress. His fans suck him off too hard, especially now that he if more famous than ever.
But you cant hate him. He is not fake, he has never done something completely unethical. He is definitely not a loser and he deserves all the fame and wealth he have accumulated. I hope soon he will get a family and move away from the internet

>>214338755 (OP)
sam hyde is based and youre a literal tranny

>>214339062
>EP behind a paywall, all content behind a paywall
its always been like this you faggot even before he got back into mainstream. You're just a new zoomer faggot that got here later.

>>214341557
>he has never done anything unethical
gee how about trying to lure a highschooler away from her parents, branding an awkward a pedophile with no evidence just because he was odd and esl, and lastly, regularly advocating for unironic violence against various groups of people?
he's funny sometimes sure but he is a hypocrite asshole pedophile who doesnt care if his reckless signaling results in violence.

negative , bitter, holier than thou, faggot

>>214341580
sam hyde loves trannies tho

>>214339059
Kek…you meant this as an own, but Cryokeen is certified based. Try again

>>214338755 (OP)
> Even gave him some money more than once.

If you ever gave money to an eceleb, you're not qualified to make judgments on anything

Gorilla nest status?

>>214338755 (OP)
RAPED

>>214339027
lots of his haters do to, thats why its so heart breaking that he wound up a massive faggot. he genuinely is really funny and it would have been nice if he really was the cool role model he sold him self as for over fucking ten years.

its not heart breaking because we are parasocially thinking of him as are dad, its heart breaking because role models are important and literalyl every one else is a fucking pedophile and we thought he was an exception and it turns out he's fucking not he sucks too.

>>214341580
you just don't get it.

The age of blue haired tranny hate is over.

we don't dislike his humor, we aren't liberals that are triggered. we are bummed out becuase he really is funny but as a human being he turned out to be a massive faggot. he's such a faggot that it just makes him too unlikable to enjoy his content any more. i was a MASSIVE fan. i had an autographed copy of "how to bomb the us government."

pic related.

>>214342425
i have* an autographed copy, not had. i literally still have this.

but yea, i'm disappointed. he's turned into a massive faggot and everything that seemed to make him seem cool was just a marketing gimmick.

>>214338755 (OP)
Okay Sam, go to bed.

>>214338755 (OP)
hi channing

>>214342575
i personally don't give a shit of sam fucked trannies and its kind of well poisoning to lump in the other shit with that.

>>214342622
>everyone that dislikes Sam and his shit content is Channing

>>214342693
what is this about a purple dildo? i've heard no explanation about this.

>>214342690
it's worth bringing up because before Channing, Sam's shills' goto script was calling you one. Even though Sam fucks them and employs them.

>>214342719
James Price and Channing were sent to clean out one of Sam apartments that he used to fuck groupies and they claim they found diapers and a giant purple dildo there.

>>214342693
no, just the person constantly creating threads larping as an "ex fan" and replying to themselves.
it's not normal to constantly think/care about a man you hate

everyone wants me to hate Sam but his advice genuinely saved my life

>>214342729
yea but for the sake of the masses who don't know all the gay lore and don't understand the nuanced point that is being made by saying sam fucks trannies its just confusing, you should just be listing the shitty things he's done.

sam hyde fucks trannies is like unrelated and requires people to know context to know that that is saying that mde is a hypocrite or what ever, it just doesn't belong with the others.

>>214342754
ok, well that is he said she said.

i wouldn't be surprised if sam was into diaper play though, that being said he was probabyl getting girls to wear them, not him, and the giant purple dildo was probably also primarily for women, although i wouldn't be surprised if he's also used it.

again though, this is well poisoning, you should stick to the objectively shitty things he's done, not just things that are embarressing.

>>214342777
bro, its so fucking naiive to think that theres only one ex fan whos now really disappointed with sam.

literally every other celebrity is a pedophile who probably went to epsteins island, it is actually annoying that sam also turned out to be a faggot.

>>214342783
yea dude, alot of us are former fans, thats what sucks, he actually has a lot of value, he has given really good advice, he is really funny, it just turns out that he's a hypocritical piece of shit that treats his employees like shit and is actually very immoral. he literally doesn't pay people if he can get away with it, its an open secret.

>>214342853
i agree, don jolly didnt deserve that,

>>214342877
don jolly is the tip of the ice berg, the game company that sam got to make teh fishtank game is now 100k in debt and the director had to file for bankruptcy because of how much sam hyde fucked him over.

sam literally refused to market the game, stop funding it, and then cancelled the season of fishtank that the game needed for advertising.

but he still wanted the company to develop the game even though it was ruining their life and making them go bankrupt with out further support, sam did this because he wanted to make his investment back and then abandon the company.

>>214342877
theres also fuck tons of peopel who have worked on the different seasons of fishtank and then got utterly fucked over and not paid and also had their reputations horribly slandered, like shocking shit that if a real corporation did it would be considered a human resources SCANDAL.

like people literally working more then full time for over a month and then not getting paid.

>>214342877
bill jobs is a musician who has made a ton of music for mde that they have used and he also has been utterly scammed and not paid and alot of these peopel that have been screwed over like this can't do anything about it because no one will believe them and they won't be able to get anything done about it, but it will alienate them from the social circles of people that like sam hyde, which involves alot of creatives that represent future business oppurtunities.

so if you get fucked over by sam hyde, you basically just have to shut up and keep pretending he's awesome just so other people will still collaberate with you.

>>214342877
literally over a dozen video game companies have refused to work with sam hyde because its an open secret that he's a scum bag when it comes to business and constantly tries to scam people.

Remembering that this fat, unfunny faggot is still alive makes me miss Trevor Moore even more

this guy made cool stuff in his prime but has made consumerslop for his target consumers for a while now, it goes the same way for most entertainers, is what it is

>>214342877
sam hyde literally fired an employee because that employee refused to stop talking to charls and refused to stop being charls friend during the time that sam and charls were feuding.

sam is actually a piece of shit and its really depressing becuase the stuff he's created is really cool and his advice is really good.

and he literally justifies being a shitty person to people by telling him self that they are a loser and telling him self "i'm just tired of dealing with losers"

like he literally just decides your a loser and then he can do what ever he wants to you because your a loser.

>>214342391
>I think he’s funny too but he broke my heart : (
He’s just a comedian man. Whoever told you to put these people on a pedestal was an idiot and you’re a fucking loser for buying into it.
You just sound like a whiny baby writing paragraphs about this shit.

>>214343002


bro, you are projecting.

i didn't put anyone on a pedastal. i'm just not retarded when it comes to basic psychology and sociology.

for society to function and be moral, it needs role models, these role models guide youth on a good path, these role models need to teach right from wrong, but they also need to be cool. because the youth like them at first because they are cool, but then the morals rub off on them after.

we live in a society where most celebrities are horrible role models, and this is mesurabley making society worse and the youth worse.

sam hyde appeared to be one example of a role model that was positive, and then it turns out he was negative.

This is an objectively bad thing for society, and its reasonable to be disappointed in this.

stop projecting that every single person who dislikes sam has to be a fucking tranny. its fucking cope.

>>214343002
also, you can write paragraphs about shit for fun.

you can have ideas about shit for fun.

you can be passionate about things for fun.

people like you project, becuase it would be alot of effort for you to type out what i wrote, and because you wouldn't have fun doing it, there for you think i'm like crying over here.

i type rediculously fast, and i think about stuff for fun. this is no effort for me and i think its good for society to think about society.

project more that i'm a blue haired tranny crying.

>>214342391
Stop trying to find role models in fucking ecelebs you autistic retard

>>214343099
retard, im not saying i'm trying to find role models, and i'm not even talking about sam hyde as a role model to me.

holy shit.

celebrities are role models whether you like them or not, psychologically speaking, thats what tehy are. i'm not deciding thats what they are, i'm observing thats what tehy are.

and celebrities, and role models, affect the development of society.

i'm concerned, that its disappointing, that what i thought might have been a good role model for society, turned out to be another bad one.

you are over complicating it and are working your self up imagining that i'm crying over, i'm just not, i type paragraphs in 4chan threads for fun. i'm a faggot nerd that thinks about stuff.

>>214343051
>>214343087
Look at yourself. You need to turn the computer off.

Somehow the "parody" is evem worse than the original

>>214343352
suck my cock

>>214343401
hey that’s my line

>>214338755 (OP)
So glad this faggot is finally getting his commuppance, you could never say anything about him before or his army of fanboys would attack you for slandering their Internet father figure

>>214343491
I think this year has been pretty successful for him so idk what you mean about comeuppance. Is having reddit tier hate threads like lifes ultimate punishment? It seems to be because he has become relevant again if anything.

>>214343491
Your losing all influence on culture politics media etc and wasting your life.

Probably should kill yourself

>>214342828
letting girls fuck dildos is still gay idc what anyone says. yeah just let your girlfriend ride this 3 foot long cock with a different color than your cock, nothing weird going on there.

>>214343565
ok retard.

"is having sex with my girlfriend using sex toys gay?"

utterly stupid.

>>214343565
>>214343644
My gf doesn’t use sex toys she just hit that bean every once and while.

Hyde is an inauthentic tryhard who has failed to amount to anything despite having been born a privileged trustfund who went to a fancy arts college and got a gig on a (semi popular) tv station. He tells the losers that watch him to be useful members of society by going into trades and getting jacked and being mature while being a fat art degree baby living off patreon bux and daddy's money and still trying to front like a 2003 16 year old skate boarder, surrounding himself with drug using manchildren and yes men who won't challenge him. Painfully unfunny, nothing about him is worth paying attention to or mentioning beyond his lolcow run ins with actually talented people like Harland.

>>214338755 (OP)
I heard he had sex once. I don't support people that have sex.

jfc whine more, hes a comedian just laugh at his funny vids lmao. his 2012 era shit is funny, his 2016 shit is funny, he fell off for a bit sure but fishtank is one of the best new media ideas ive seen in ages, extreme peace was pretty good, hell fuckin "labubu brainrot" made me lol like yesterday..

just ignore his advice and political takes, otherwise dude just made bank on crypto and is spending it making good content, nothin to cry abt

>>214343565
I can't believe my sister even told me this, but her husband is apparently so bad at sex that she has to use a sex toy during sex to orgasm. Poor guy. Good thing she cares more about loving him and raising a family than she does about sex

>>214343787
>just ignore his advice and political takes
his advice and political takes are good though

>>214338755 (OP)
>looks raped

>>214343804
why are you saying poor guy? sounds more like poor girl.

>>214342853
>he literally doesn't pay people if he can get away with it, its an open secret.
he paid someone i know that he barely knew on the internet. he paid $200 for some random background music files for com98 when it was supposed to be a video game.

>>214343667
Amounted to more than you ever will let's be real

>>214343988
What have you accomplished anon?

I've never understood how he has an audience, he is clearly a psychopath. I mean can you really not tell? He does not care *whatsover* about a single word that comes out of his mouth. Surely you can see this very obvious fact?

>>214343942
yea he's also fucking insane and emotionally tempermental and has crazy mood swings.

but that being said, his weird moods to pay people alot happens WAY LESS then his weird moods to totally fuck people over, enough that he literally has a reputation for being a scum bag that doesn't pay people.


its almost like he randomely over pays people occasionally just to try and dodge the reputation of being a jew when it comes to money.


also, your talking about 200 dollars, i've seen him cheat people out of like ten thousand dollars and more.

>>214343804
I think she wants it, anon..

Why did Charles choose to suck a fake cock? His halfling children will see that one day and think their fathers a faggot

>>214338755 (OP)
>>214339322
>Maybe you should stick to comedians that can only make jokes at the expense of others, confuse finger-wagging with comedy, or namedrop as many pop culture references as possible in every single "joke"
>tl;dr: You are part of the reason why "comedians" today have no idea how to be funny or have any real charm.

100%. modern comedy for these cock sucking zoomers amounts to either mean spirited bloodsports style shit talking, or sam hyde style surreal dissertations on late stage capitalism.

zoomers nd many millennials are too isolated, unsocialized, and angry to be funny. we saw that with sam hyde's interview with harland williams. sam hyde was a wet blanket, killjoy faggot, who forgot the the number one job of a comedian is to be funny, not be super serious faux philosophers.

>>214343517
you dont even know your yours anon

>>214343516
na him getting btfod by harland really exposed him as a retard

>>214344000
trips. the universe is on this anons side

>>214341557
>But you cant hate him. He is not fake, he has never done something completely unethical. He is definitely not a loser and he deserves all the fame and wealth he have accumulated

>>214340100
it gets brought up constantly but people have been spamming marky long enough that no one cares and you’re on a board of pedophiles anyways

>>214344660
Huh?

>>214344871
https://youtu.be/rxiGI9TG2FU?si=XoURuHsMpL-XF1fc
if you have autism you wont be able to understand the subtle things going on here

>>214344871
Sam's a fraud dude, his mask slipped on Harland's podcast

>>214340100
16 is legal dumb zoomer

>>214344887
>>214344892
>sam is an ape!
>immediately start chimping out itt
Pottery

>>214344898
In MA the AOC is raised to 18 if the girl is a virgin.

>>214344892
You’re just mad because he put that boomer in the gorilla nest. You’re going in next

>>214344612
>late stage capitalism
fuck off to leddit faggot

>>214344948
Sam tried and failed. It was an embarrassment. He was literally shaking trying to push around a 60yo man.

>>214338755 (OP)
So how do you redditors argue against this?

>>214345139
>redditors
nice cope

He sucked off a tranny and is HIV+

That and for all his chest thumping, he's a trustfund baby.

Is Sam Hyde just Nick Mullen for far right incels?

>>214338755 (OP)
sam has 100% become less funny over the past 2 years. I don't know if it's his shitty politics or his schtick has just gotten old.

>>214343787
>fishtank is one of the best new media ideas ive seen in ages

Season 1 and blood games are the only solid seasons of the show

every other season has been a cluster fuck failure. Fishtank is the perfect encapsulation of Sam having something good and completely fucking it up

>>214345332
Perfect timing to go on a bunch of cash grab standup tours

>>214344898
She was 15

World peace was good

>>214345508
Because of people other than Sam, like Andrew Ruse

>>214345143
Why aren't you commenting on the picture?

>>214345540
Because it's obvious what happened if you watch Harland's podcasts. He fucks with all of his guests, but only Sam took the bait hook line and sinker, because he lives in a complete bubble as an insecure dick-glazed cult leader. It's the car wreck effect where everyone slows down to see the bloodbath.

>>214345603
I'm talking about how Hydes one is the most viewed..

>>214344892
the only funny thing he did in his entire career, and it was not even his own idea

>>214345694
I just explained how, the whole thing was a car wreck

>>214345780
Most viewed.

Erick won

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UJq0Qukbfk