Thread 214340882

HOH: Lauren
Noms: Ashley, Morgan, Will
Veto: Morgan
White Locust Twist: Rachel has been eliminated from the game

Previously on /bb/: >>214336705

lauren

dead season

TOTAL
HAG
DEATH

>>214340897
THE BAYOU BADDIE

You think you can talk to me however you want because im dressed this way

>>214340897
no no no
superlauren

KEANU 4 BLOCKBUSTER

Liz was still robbed idc idc idc

Lauren's comic was sexy
Vince's comic made him look old and tired

flashback to big mak being erratic after winning bb comics

>>214340936
>not a weasel
GROD

>>214340918
Like a retard? What point was she making, that she knows she looks stupid?

Lauren's gonna put a band aid on her little boo boo

>>214340918
>fully clothed hippie dress
what did she mean about this?

>>214340941
One of the worst players of the season. Good thing she was dumb enough to bring Chelsie to the end instead of cam.

does Keanu have an inkling that he's going up?

lauren cut her finger

>>214340897
the files are being flipped through

morgan's on cloud 9 tonight

get the medic

>>214340962
GET THE MEDICS IN THE HOUSE WTF SHE’S GONNA BLEED OUT

will fucked up his knee or something?

I volunteer to kiss Lauren boo boo

Kelley gets hit on at bars

lmao twitter is so angry at ava
if ashley goes on thursday we're reaching bb21 levels of seethe
though blockbuster during jury is kinda retarded

>>214340987
Yeah, but he said he WONT be wheeling around the house looking like a fool like Christmas

Reminder we were extremely close to another hag cookout season

>>214340990
It keeps Keanu in the game so I hope it never ends

>>214340990
yeah blockbuster still being around is very stupid, but since it's making the hags melty and given grod will hopefully tone down the endless twists next season with the sheer melty about rachel getting twistfucked I'm at peace about it

kat’s nipple piercings

Keanu said it was hard not to stop looking at Kat's pierced nipples

>morgan won veto
keanu’s cooked yo

>>214341011
quite literally the only reason it wasn't a steamroll for the hags was because of ropes going full retard

>Ashley about to state the real reason Christmas made third place in BB19
immediate feed cut

Jimmy wouldn’t have let this happen

>>214341039
>losing to Ashley or will
lol

>>214341034
very based noooticer moment keanu

too bad BB comics wasn't around for s9. imagine crazy james's comic

>>214341052
who

Is she dumb enough to put Keanu next to a hurt Wont and Ashley?

>>214341053
if god was real he wouldn’t allow lauren to get hurt

>>214340998
shes enjoying it

>>214341053
oops uncropped

>>214341074
she should put up the hobbit but she's close to her, same with kelley
there is 0% chance she puts up vince given he is the entire reason she's hoh

>>214341074
Who else what should be put

>>214341011
>>214341043
the hags only got so far because vinny/zach/lauren/Morgan targeted everyone but the hags

>>214341074
vince and morgan are gonna tag team her
i fear only a grod 3hr edibles dr sesh could dissuade her from nomming keanu

>>214341080
FACT

>>214341074
she kinda has nobody left because she's close to Vince, Kelley, and Ava

>>214341086
>drying a knife like that
what the actual fuck?
I'm buying a plane ticket to louisiana to smack her parents for failing this badly

>>214341086
be careful washing knives!

THANK YOU MORGAN

butter on taco?

If I want butter in my taco?

>>214341086
aaahhh noooo lauren youre supposed to dry it from the non cutting side

>>214341093
throw up vinny. that weasel would boot lauren ezpz in the next couple of weeks. keanu and him were discussing how lauren and morgan are really the only comp threats left in the house

>>214341093
He's going to be pissed if he goes up and its a pretty big chance he stays

>>214341080
christcucks finally btfo

>>214341120
h-hi

>>214341142
saturday night taco and sex night yahoo!

>>214341142
>we did a good job hon

will's the F2 goat

>yeah I cut myself sometimes
>what are you gonna tattle to the principal or something?

>>214341173
>alright ready? *pretends to spit on it*
kek that was funny

>>214341178
>>214341173
how DARE you talk to me like that!

>>214341178
>you'll never sit at the dinner table, eating tacos and cracking jokes with king

>>214341193
They don't have Rachel to back them up on attacking Keanu anymore

>>214341173
>>214341178
lel

>>214341204
i know she is seething she didn't get a cape

I’ll say it Ava has terrible fashion sense

>>214341129
You forget that vinny mirrors in all his convos? lauren & morgan are vinny's untouchables. I still think he would take lauren over morgan too at this point since he knows rachel never respected lauren as a player

>>214341216
Kelley would've likely beasted the comp too

>>214341233
that was said week 1 amigo
did you send this by fax or something?

>>214341233
you just don't get her cool nyc modern hippie style

lauren bath incoming

I love post veto win morgan

>>214341265
yeah i was worried we lost her yesterday but she's back

>vince: i want to taste laurens prickly pear
lol wtf

>>214341254
People have been thirsting for her lately just my unpopular opinion I guess

Reminder Kelley is a Latina

>>214341288
things that sound very, very bad out of context kek

>>214341170
ciggies with gothren

Here's the condensed version of how the Keanu/Lauren conversation is gonna go:

>You're putting Vinny up right?
>...
>Okay, your putting me up
>...I just think.... you like have the best odds of winning against them
>No shit, but so does Vince and he has the votes to stay. I'm telling you Lauren, I'm a number for you and it doesn't make sense to jeopardize that
>..............yeah

And then Keanu will go on the block

>>214341291
I think if she shaved and actually stopped her slob 60s larp she'd be a lot more attractive
still wouldn't save her rodent face, but still

why does he keep that body covered up

vince just said he wants to taste laurens prickly pear

>>214341320
sounds about right

Reminder Lauren is a Latina

>>214341352
MAMACITA

>>214341326
Keanu is above thirst trapping (unlike that faggot Zach who was shirtless every day)

wearing a shirt makes my back itchy so if i was in the bb house id never be shirtless unless i was in the pool/hot tub/showering

Reminder Keanu is a Latinx

>>214341307
Lauren is done eating. BATH TIME!

reminder rylie is colombian

We'll be right back
We'll be right back
We'll be right back

Fuck off already

Lauren has the gen z stare

reminder jimmy is orwellian

vincisters... they clocked our toxic masculinity

will must be feeling better

>>214341439
Women will never understand victory like us men it’s why I’ve given up on dating altogether

papa WON’T be having two working knees

>>214341439
>hypermasculine
they're so retarded kek

>>214341439
thats tea

>>214341439
>winning a comp to save your game should elicit no emotion

>>214341468
same im a gay faggot too

>>214341439
BLOCKBUSTER
GOTTA
GO

>>214341485
we were robbed this season fellow gaybro

>>214341439
>we need to remove this game mechanic cause somebody I don’t like won
very logical thinking

ashley cam talk outside by herslef
saying keanu and kelley have her vote in the end
ava and will too
>everyone else. try harder!

>>214341439
Women hate that we enjoy life way easier than them

>>214341494
whose the bun in the burger boys?

>>214341439
menbros they're dissing us

Ashley confirming Keanu has her vote and shockingly kelley

>>214341500
bitter freak

>>214341439
>bb25
>fuck comps they're sexist as shit, bb is supposed to be a social game

>bb26
>yas queen slay I love the arena, equitable comps galore, us women are up

>bb27
>fuck comps they're sexist as shit, bb is supposed to be a social game

>>214341500
she'll have rachel smacking sense into her in jury

>>214341500
>this isn’t big brother anymore it’s just competitions
>by the way the biggest comp beast has my vote
what did she mean by this?

ashley said shell vote for keanu to win the game (maybe even kelly) and also will and ava obviously

>>214341537
rachel will be in a different house by herself

Vince and Ava are convinced they will become celebrities from this.

kek why is ashley seething about vince and morgan? is she just bitter because of the hugs? neither of them even betrayed her

maybe if ashley wasn’t a giant cunt all season she’d have better odds on the block

tyler: don’t blame me
https://x.com/taylorallen133/status/1964419300338651623?s=46

>>214341571
she's been hot and cold on morgan all season
I'm sure in general she's just being a bitter betty in the five stages of grief that her game is done

>>214341571
she's just a bitter betty is all

Let’s be real. Ashley and Keanu’s games were also twist fucked. They both deserved better.

>>214341614
Let's be real. You should stop posting here and end it.

okay im kindof mad that this lazy old bald nigga is injured because production cant do a physical blockbuster now

>>214340961
>>214340962
can someone upload a webm or streamable clip of this

>>214341635
it’s just gonna be keanu vs ashley

will and ashley hate morgan still

>>214341614
Rachel hated Keanu and wanted him out this week. If she was down one n-bomb and lauren was hoh then yeah maybe she starts working with him again because she'd have lost a fuckton of power, but keanu was always gonna have to win out

He WONT be listening to Morgan's mood swings

>>214341614
let us be brutally frank, unless one of the hag side won this hoh, even without the twist this would've been the inevitable outcome
the hags themselves and the hag fans will blame it all on just blockbuster or rachel getting evicted but you have to be able to win SOME comps, and non of the hags but morgan and rachel are capable (with the exception of ashley's week 1 veto)

I think Will isn't that injured and is milking the injury for game reasons

>>214341439
why did these people have to find our show

>>214341623
I’m done watching this season anyway. You don’t treat your reality star this way. She deserves better hopefully she gets on survivor.

>>214341664
would be based if he’s just milking it cause he doesn’t wanna do the blockbuster

>>214341674
Yeah, she can lose there too. Now fuck off.

>>214341635
>Rachel: Keanu, don't let me down.
>Keanu ends up going right after her

>all four cams on the cope and seethe sesh by the compflops
KWAB

>>214341648
nvm someone already did it ! >>214341086

Big brother has officially become the challenge…

>>214341674
its not an airport
you don't need to announce your departure
:)

>>214341674
yes we can watch her lose there too

>>214341674
seeya later faggot

think there wont be hide n go veto this late in the game, like what two more weeks

get fucked taran

>begging for a power cause they can’t win comps
KWAB

>>214341648
https://streamable.com/iztvv2
with sound if wanted

alums are just pissed because now they know if they come back they can be twistfucked too
eat shit has beens

>>214341635
Keanu won the puzzle

>>214341725
She wouldn't be allowed to use that spot anyway

i still cant believe zach didnt use his power. what a fucking pussy

>>214341747
hundo p
this struck fear into the heart of every alum that if they came back it wouldn't just be a free ride

>>214341760
He was just ensuring his two alliance members would fall in love and bone. A true bro to Vince

>>214341760
at least the rodent didn't get ten grand

>>214341701
although i wouldn't mind a 720p version..

>>214341760
he didn't give the filthy fucking hobbit the money. that's based in my book

why does ava refer to herself in third person?

>>214341760
yeah at least vinny wouldve done it and more

>>214341587
glad it wasn't a full week /out/ twist

>>214341739
damn it got flagged

I still think Zach didn't want to be in the house with morgan

>>214341739
>>214341820
aaaa gofile it i got to watch it but not save it

>>214341817
thank grod
hate that shit

They found a dead bumble bee for Kelley's collection

>>214341820
>>214341842
https://gofile.io/d/azE92M
i wonder if its cause i labeled it as "lauren cuts herself"
weird

based dead bug collector

>>214341868
label it "lauren kitchen oops" so it doesn't trigger the autoflag

>>214341863
aw :(
rip lil bro

BB Unlocked in the by

I like when Will talks directly to the camera and calls us America cause it feels like I’m watching Bernie Mac

What’s exactly wrong with collecting dead bugs?

>>214341888
https://streamable.com/nik1xi
back on streamable

>>214341906
there's your final 4

>>214341902
nothing. it's the hiding them around the house for the ants to devour that would ick me

I miss TMC

Will hyping up the MTV Video Music Awards for some reason

>>214341902
entomology gives normies the ick

GET YOU SOME SWEET TEA

ava is SO fucking bitter kek

>>214341946
zach is such a humongous faggot *heart hands*

>>214341966
meanwhile mince having fun in the living room kek
get punted into the sun hobbit

>>214341946
kek

>>214341946
lol is Zach lurking /bb/?
that video gets posted and suddenly he's commenting on it

Vince and Morgan are giving cappers some kino

>>214341978
They're so cool

>>214341946
>dude get them to bring back one of the main enemies of your crush
lel

>>214341978
dream final 2 <3

>>214341978
them

>>214341991
fuck my cam 1 was on an ad

>>214341989
anons here mine Twitter and reddit bro

>>214342001
>already doing couples insta posts together
kelsey my angel it's over

time for mince to superhero and chill in the wine room

Vince and Morgan are so cute together. He should really just break up with his ex and be with her instead.

>>214341902
i dont remember female bug pokemon trainers

>>214342024
but twitter would get mad

>>214342019
he's still wearing her hairband and was talking to ava last night about spoiling her if he won
luv me vorgo but idk

Morgan has decided to use the veto on herself

>>214342001
kek Vince’s pose

>>214342036
twitter hates them already literally nothing would change that beyond morgan going full cultural revolution and denouncing him on a live

this is dangerous vinny. you were in on the whole plan to trick morgan into using the veto brother

>>214342059
its sarcasm. genuine shame that true love is stifled by the court of public opinion.

>>214342052
kek wondered if anyone caught that

>>214342078
I figured you were shitposting but we do have plenty of autists who need to hear it for real kek

>>214342052
a new big brother marriage

>>214342017
yeah

morgan still wants the judges to be a thing

>>214342106
of who, her vince and will? lmao

Vince you massive faggot, stop working with the useless blacks

>>214342106
cookout is so back xisters

Will Vince ever manage to unite Morgan & Lauren for his game? It's his biggest obstacle besides Keanu for the $750,000 and weasel always puts it on the backburner

>>214342106
NO ONE believed in the judges more than morgo
that's her baby and it will live no matter what

>>214342100
what are Quinn and Johnny Bananas doing???

>>214342123
Vince ruined the season

The three seethers outside are all saying they and Rachel are gonna be bitter jurors who vote for whoever they like

Vince is a better player than Rachel.

>we need to bring up ashley’s spirits
lol fuck off morgo

>>214342150
we can all run off a few dozen players that are better than rachel

>>214342123
he loves his morgo

>morgan telling vince he needs to nominate lauren
lol

>>214342024
Ya think Morgan would still be interested outside the house?

>>214342150
Rachel is the only player to have a good hoh this season

kill yourself morgan

>>214342174
ole vinny gonna find himself in a pickle again if they boot keanu this week

holy delusional morgo thinking they can keep the judges together and that ashley or will can beat keanu in the blockbuster

>>214342174
she despises 20yo sexy youthful girls they make her blood boil

>>214342001
>>214342054
wtf was that like a lil kawaii desuu

>>214342162
thats larlar baby

He WON'T give a fuck who played "the better game" when voting for the winner

>>214342165
It's true, that as a domineering power, she was better with quiet Branden supporting her stuff.

Still, Rachel was truly a monster at comps and saving her own ass independent of Branden. I wouldn't minimize that.

>>214342174
oh the tangled web of lies you have to navigate poirot

>>214342174
bless her she never quits
could just chill with vince and let things be this week but noooooo

>>214342178
definitely

>>214342199
your logical and level headed jury members folks

>>214342174
cant stop
wont stop

>>214342203
hehehe

Morgan and Vince for final 2 fuck bitter jurors.

>>214342106
>judges

>>214342178
if whatever is between them is legit then possibly? the social media reaction to them in and out of the house will be a big hurdle, if anything

>>214342162
For weeks, my desire for Lauren has been infinity. But Infinity + 1 is still infinity. Indeed, Infinity + Infinity is infinity, as is that squared.

I sit, amazed at that clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sze0JlKaTyE

And yet, greater infinities exist.

>>214342257
yo you should send her exactly this when she's out

>>214342257
>>214342271
im gonna send her this too

>>214340336
i dont wanna gets my hopes up i will

>>214342287
let's all send it to her!

Ashley says she most definitely won't be hanging out with Lauren in NYC after the show, unless maybe Lauren is hanging out with Ava.

>>214342271
I'm fine being the Cyrano de Bergerac, waxing poetic to her soul, as she focuses on some inane Cristian.

confessing my love for lauren in the instagram dms

hope

>>214342305
surely this will upset lauren???

lauren just ripped a fart

lauren opened the door and tooted but then used her cape to waft it at vinny

laurens ripping ass again

>>214342305
she will especially if lauren wins, calling it now
half the coping and seething animosity in house vanishes by finale time

Ashley: "Listen, it's okay that she's the most boring person here. She's also one of the sweetest and prettiest. You can't be all three. You can't be fun, outgoing, and pretty. And sweet."

>>214342316
Women only break wind, and perspire, and inspire the deep soul of eternity.

>>214342305
this is why black people shouldn't be in jury. even will said he's voting bitter, and the n-bombs didn't even get betrayed. they just fucking suck.

ashley SEETHING over lauren saying she’s never been nominated cause everybody forgot about her. mad ass hoe.

lauren threw the comp

>>214342331
she's also NOT black

>>214342337
I don't actually think this cast will be as bitter as they're coping right now
except ava she's an emotional cunt

Boston rob would’ve ran this house

>if its memory
...he won true and false hoh

Can someone do the math for me?? Do we still got two doubles / a triple eviction left

>>214342367
Most casts realize it's just gameplay...after...and become friends.

Of course, I'm sure none of that is realizing post-game evaporating monies involve being friendly, the equivalent of Star Trek: Voyager one-shot episode guest stars appearing at conventions.


Golly. I've had a bit much to drink tonight. My cynicism is off the charts.

>>214342398
any vet with more comp ability and a strategic mind could've mindfucked the entire cast
rachel was never known for her strategic chops and while she was a lot better this season she was still sloppy as fuck
>>214342418
we'll get 1 double on the 18th and they should be good barring any other twists

>>214342428
holy yum

just got back from the bungalow
is lauren putting up keanu?

Kelley isn't going to vote for Vince to stay

>>214342431
ty

>>214342454
yup. told vince she is just going to nod along when she has her 1 on 1 with him like she did during her first HoH when she put him up

Keanu vs Ashley in blockbuster is gonna be fucking hilarious. He’s gonna stomp a mudhole in her.

Imagine Lauren answering jury questions.

>im scared

>>214342454
Yeah, he just needs to beat Ash and Won't in the blockbuster. Light work.

>>214342496
>i.. uh.. allied myself with vince from the start. and i.. i made moves... that.. i.. i thought were good..

>>214342496
jury questions would scare the shit out of me too, and then a speech on live tv?
i'd be a f2 choker for sure

>>214342496
imagine she suddenly turns it on and delivers a jag level speech

lmao

>>214342537
this too

Rachel has abandoned the jury house. She’s pissed.

the angelic lauren

>>214342537
IT IS WHAT IT IS

>>214342548
catlady asshurt soothes my soul

Morgan brings up a good point, Keanu isn't unbeatable, he just thinks he is.

does morgan really genuinely think ashley can beat keanu 1 on 1? lmao

Poor keanu, since rachel left he became non-entity in the house

we are back on the keanu gotta go ride again

>>214342608
she's trying to manifest it more or less kek

>>214342607
she's right but he has two easy layups this week
even morgan beats them

Ava is scraping plaque from her teeth and rubbing it on her legs

Ashley won veto

>>214342648
anything can go wrong on those quick comps though
one wrong step and it's over

>will: this brother (zach) has been gone a long time and he's still hurting her
kek

Papa Will finally unleashing all his pent up anger and frustration toward these fools is hilarious.

>>214342674
ashley was barely functioning during the last blockbuster

>>214342657
YOU THINK YOU CAN TALK LIKE THAT TO ME BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE GOOD DENTAL INSURANCE?

lauren is trying to remember

Lauren’s tootsies

>>214342718
I wish to psychically help her neurons do the heavy lifting.

>>214342718
Idk, Lauren's indecisiveness makes her less attractive to me.

>>214342742
ded.jpg bring it on

ashley has completely checked out of the game

lauren morgan and vinny on the inevitable block next week

>>214342772
good, makes it easier for the king

Ashley thinks Taylor’s full name is Taylor Mack

Keanu will win the battleback

>>214342832
I thought she was confusing JohnnyMac for someone else at first

>>214342861
qt

No repartee, neither witty nor base and gutteral.

Just...existence, the purest of human condition. Lauren, thou art.

>>214342903
That's a lotta fancy woids for "I wanna get all up in her funk."

Sorry, CBS corporate. Lauren-love has taken off as an existential independent entity.

Will just found out that Rachel told people that Taylor is dating Kyland. He clearly has thoughts about that but doesn't want to express them on camera.

not even listening to what morgan is saying, just staring at lauren

keanu should be up in lauren’s room right now talking about the bible

>>214342794
hows that work? lets assume keanu goes and its a crapshoot HoH so anyone can win
>Ava
vince morgan and kelley?
>Will
vince morgan and lauren
>Ashley
vince kelley and morgan/lauren?
>Kelley
??? she said she might just say fuck it and do vince morgan and ashley?
>Vince
morgan will try to force him to do lauren for "The Judges" and he might do that so something like
kelley ava and lauren
>Morgan
kelley lauren ava

>>214343011
few people listen to morgo if she's not talking about rimming

I'm gonna be excited when these three are gone and we stop cutting interesting convos to them

>>214342903
funny all the caped house guests are actually villains

>>214343017
he has all of tomorrow for her to ignore his well thought out points

grodner is gonna make sure ashley leaves thursday after how bitter against production she is being

>>214343041
mmhmm

jut got back from the bungalow. why is lauren and morgan still in their comics costumes?

>>214343041
clock it

>>214343064
theyre cute

>>214343064
waiting for their DRs

>>214343064
to stink em up

LAUREN!!!!!!!

>>214343077
ashley gonna shit talk those shoes or no

>>214343103
IS!!!!!!!

how is morgan so good at bb??

>>214343125
A!!!!!!!!!!!

need them to call lauren to DR so she can take a bath after

>>214343126
she never exits game mode

>>214343103
Hell yeah

Why haven’t we had a gay showmance yet?

>>214341439
If the most petite søyboy ive seen in a long time is "hypermasculine" now then I must be fucking Gigachad thundercock

>>214343150
you put two faggots on at the same time they'll never stop fucking each other

just win something yo

>>214343148
fuck yeah

>>214343150
there have been several especially on bbcan

>>214343150
they are like 2% of the pop thats like askin why isnt there a jew showmance

ava's been seething over the comps for 24 hours now

you did sit in your bedroom for 60 days you fucking hobbit

why cant morgan just work with lauren already?

>>214343171
Derek F and Kyland were on the same season and didn't do mansex

>>214343212
she voted her out!!

>>214343259
>>214343259
>>214343259
>>214343259
new

>>214343201
fuckin hate that rodent

>>214342772
She’s going to drop her retard act any second r-right hagsissies?

>>214343792
shes about to turn it on like kaycee