Thread 214341832

Chinese, Japanese, Dirty Knees, Look at These edition

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>>214341832 (OP)
I still don't understand this scene

>>214341832 (OP)
Montp-edition

>>214341832 (OP)
Jesus Cringed...

Of course the thread reaches the end when I ask. So again, thoughts on the RTOTLD reboot coming at Christmas? How shitty will it be?

>>214341832 (OP)
Now that Christmas time is near, post your best Christmas themed horror movie.

>>214341832 (OP)
reminder /slasher/ not /hor/

>>214341812
I sort of like that it'll be in the 80s since there aren't a lot of nu-horrors that take place in the 80s and I'm not sure there has been a zombie 80s movies released since the 80s ended, so tha's my only excitement for it.
It's gonna suck though, I just know it. But it couldn't be any worse than Trash's Revenge which comes out alongside it for fuck knows why.

Bettis

>>214341869
Humanist Vampire

>>214341878
Oh god they're trying to give it the Alien treatment.
Just let it stay dead (get it? XD)

>>214341878
Not good, but probably also not bottom of the barrel bad.

>>214341944
The Alien treatment?

>>214341878
>RTOTLD
How am i supposed to know what that means

>>214341889
you know damn well it's Gremlins

>>214341878
i didn't even know there was gonna be a reboot

>>214341953
>bottom of the barrel bad
easy to see what takes that spot

>>214341916
This THUG murdered my wife and got away with it.

>>214341941
I can't stop rewatching this webm on loop, her movement is so spergy and cute.

>>214341999
Yeah this one I'm thinking will be an actual disaster.

>>214341832 (OP)
>filename

>>214341971
>vampire slop simp has no taste
shocking

>>214341999
>funded through Indiegogo
>stars Eric Roberts
It will be kino but not for the reasons they want it to be kek.

>>214341916
Mirin' her fivehead.

>>214341971
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089907/ is what google says, but that'd be TROTLD

The Return of The Return of the Living Dead

Are these movies worth watching, I really don't want to see someone suffer and get his head split in half because he couldn't dig a key out of his ass

>>214342063
>TROTLD
Based
>>214342015
not my fault you did it wrong

>>214342132
1 and 2 are good. 3 is fine.
The two Hoffman movies are fun because of him I'm told but haven't watched them yet
But honestly you can just watch 1 2 and X.

>>214342132
>see someone suffer and get his head split in half because he couldn't dig a key out of his ass
I only saw one of them, but that was pretty much the whole thing

>>214341976
>>214341889
What kind grown men sees this and goes like
>yup definitely suitable for my age

>>214342136
Crazy how this film is so damn dark I have to boost the exposure in every shot.

>>214342132
You don't want to, but there's a reason every one of those films made bank. They make it fun.

>>214341878
Probably very shitty with dei woke casting.

>>214342228
>>214342255
These posts reek of curry

>>214342276
You need to stop tagging random posts with your accusations.

>>214342228
the same reason you browse this site I imagine.

>>214342228
>Well you see my fine cretin, those who are obsessed with enforcing age appropriateness are generally those still insecure about their own status of adulthood. I suggest you broach that topic with whomever your master is, for the erudite have none and as such are free to enjoy cinema as they please.

>>214342291
You need to stop repeating the same whiny phrases every thread or everyone will keep calling you out, retard.

Banned movies on /hor/
> Terrifier 2&3
>Megan 2.0
> Terrifier 4
>Night of the Living Dead
>Bring Her Back
> Talk to Me
> Midsommar
> Army of Darkness
> It Follows
>Babadook
>28 Weeks Later
>Phenomena
> Abigail
> Hereditary
>Sinners
>Henry
>Barbarian
>Gremlins
>Gremlins 2
>Day of the Dead
>Dawn of the Dead
>Day of the Dead
>Night of the Living Dead (1990)
>Dawn of the Dead (2004)
>The Return of the Living Dead
>Return of the Living Dead Part II
>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)

>>214342235
well she cant really go out in the sunlight anon!

>>214342381
Please include the humanistic vampire thing.

>>214342381
fag

>>214342381
based

>>214342399
Yes. I somewhat enjoyed the movie a few weeks ago and now the spam is making me hate it.

>>214342399
?

TELL ME ABOUT THE JEET
WHY DOES HE SEETHE ABOUT THE GREMLINS

>>214342014
I'm glad at least one person nooticed :)

>>214342132
The first movie is probably the best but ironically the least fun because it's trying to be a "real movie" and not entirely succeeding iykwim, whereas the later ones and especially Saw X know they are campy silliness and are heaps of fun. They are all very gory though except 1.

>>214342417
It's ridiculous, it's reaching gadonfag levels.

>>214342399
>>214342417
>>214342439
gay coded posts

>>214342437
NPM was raped by a gremlin when he was 7. That's the original chimney story but it was deemed "too dark" by Spielberg.

>>214342475
Yikes, the simp bait phenotype

>>214342475
so pretty

>>214342475
>IMG_2692.jpg
false flag attack

>>214342439
I hate to parrot a Gadonfagism but there actually are multiple people posting her so no not really.

>>214342386
Finally figured out who she looks like; Jet Neptune.

>>214342529
You’re face blind.

>>214342295
He discusses horror, no?

>>214342447
>>/hor/ simps for this
Yes

>>214342551
Kek, struck a nerve then.

>>214342573
Not at all, I just think you're wrong.

>>214342596
>wake up 25th december
>everyone opening presents
>*click*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PGUpSSz9Mw

She definitely kinda looks like a vampire Joopy

>>214342591
oh shit I haven't seen it anon you're making me feel not hardcore. brb.

>I SPEAK FOR THE DEAD
mfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E4TXNN_KiA

Lamest attempt to start a new catchphrase ever.

>she look like this literal who lol!
oh no, its Montpetover

>>214342561
maybe if he threw in something that he likes sure.

Just watched An American Werewolf in London. It was alright, the opening and the stuff with the zombies was great, as well as the transformation. The movie kind of drags on for most of its runtime though, and when it seems like it’s going to get interesting with the werewolf killing sprees, it cuts away from almost every kill.

>>214342650
That is literally how black people talk. Go watch some gypsycrusader livestreams

>>214342591
It is a good movie though, especially for the budget.

>>214342686
>go watch an indian/mexican livestreamer
lol, lmao even. no.

>>214342653
unironically the prettiest woman ive ever seen

>>214340892
^^^(me), enjoyed it. send some more kino my way

What /hor/ movie will I watch bros? Don't say the Montpetino! Because I saw it premiere on the festival circuit.

>>214342499
Still spamming.

>>214342669
There's no definitively awesome werewolf film aside from Wolf Man 1941, which slides in for comfy Universal reasons.
Wolf Man 2010 is actually pretty good but kind of shits the bed at the end.
AAWiL wins kind of by default but also cheats a bit by being a zombie film and other kinds of shit.

>>214342765
The Vampire Doll (1970)

>>214342785
People discussing something that makes you mad is not spamming, just a (You) problem

>>214342756
You need to see more women then.

>>214342765
Missing Child Videotape.

>>214342757
>>214342765
MadS was pretty good

>>214342799
Show me where anything is being discussed, all i'm seeing is pictures being dumped.

>>214342809
ive seen enough

Does anyone know the status of Hotel Inferno 4? 3 ending on a cliffhanger annoys me

>>214342827
beautiful blend of dark humor and quirky storytelling, exploring existentialism, human connection, and the search for meaning.

>>214342815
cool, snatching the ZoroSenpai 1080p now

>>214342792
I didn't like the original Wolf Man but I loved the sequels, Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man and House of Frankenstein. Lon Chaney is so good in them, they try to make them ensemble movies but he steals the show. He might edge out Vincent Price for my fav Old/hor/ actor, especially because I love him in Spider Baby so much.

>>214342797
I have it on Blu but baste taste anon.

>>214342813
OK I will watch this bone chilling slow burn but I will probably fall asleep and have to watch the rest tomorrow because I'm sleepy.

>>214342947
Longfellow couldn't have said it better. I hate red nails usually but hers look nice.

>>214342946
>stores selling Halloween candy
>going to a screening of Day of the Dead this Monday
For me, it's already here

>>214343035
It's maybe derivative of other j-horror but still my kino of the year. The year isn't over yet but I don't see that changing.

>>214342591
Its a fun flick for what their limitations were. Check out the pseudo sequel Metamorphosis The Alien Factor,

>Down in the bayous of Louisiana,
>Where the swamp moss grows on the back of your hand
>Papa set out from our one-room shack,
>Said he went fishin' but he never came back

>>214342792
I actually enjoyed The Howling a little more than American Werewolf

>>214342706
>>214343133
It's got good effects for what it is, but I do get sick of hearing it overblown by people trying to make this whole culture around it to see who's "in the know"

>Be Roman Polanski
>Make a film about a schizo who troons out then acks himself
>Rape a 13 year old right after finish shooting the film
You can't make this shit up

>>214343241
>she'll only be 18 in 5 years, you sick fuck!

Terrifier movies seem so gay and retarded but I think Art looks really cool as a monster design, what a shame. I just watched someone walk through his haunted house at Universal

>>214343292
He was cool when he was used sparingly in the first film, but they keep putting more focus on him with the sequels, and a silent antagonist can't carry a movie that hard, especially when the movies are fucking 3 hours long, just stretched out for no reason with no ideas

>>214343344
Dont forget all the feminists themes in the sequels

>>214343344
Same happened with Pinhead, tards asked for more of him after 1 and then in the third film everyone found out why it was good for him to be used sparingly. The freddyfication of every horror villain is literally unstoppable if sequels are made to a movie, unless he gets jasonfied instead.

>>214343394
I agree, although with 3 not only did they overuse him, they changed his character too much.
In the first movie, Frank is the main villain. In the second movie, it's Dr. Channard. In the third movie, they had Pinhead as the main villain, so they had to recreate him and make him especially evil in the most ridiculous way, when he shined as the impartial side-threat looming over the protagonist's head.

>>214343394
>freddyfication
>jasonfied
define them

>>214343497
This is the real problem.
Pinhead works best as a neutral monster. He doesn't care about anything other than THE BOX and his little religion of pain. He doesn't want to take over the world, he doesn't want to steal candy from children, and he doesn't want to kill mankind. Trying to make him do any of those things will always feel wrong.

>>214343509
You know what I meant.

>>214343509
>former
Pretty self explanatory, even Freddy got Freddyfied in his own sequels. Serious character who maybe made a couple of jokes in his first appearance becomes a non-scary jester who takes nothing seriously and cannot stop clowning around for his life.
>latter
Character becomes a hulking silent behemoth murderbot. See Leatherface in the Netflix movie for a recent example.

>>214341971
Brighten up buttercup!

>>214343604
Art definitely got redditfied

Definitely

>>214343604
Should we add NoES to the banned list?

>>214343663
Yeah, add it

>>214343539
Exactly. It's the fact that he's just added pressure that makes him interesting as a character. He's just following the rules and representing a countdown that the protag has to meet the conditions of their agreement or to outwit him.

In one of the behind-the-scenes special features, Doug Bradley said that Clive offered him one of two roles in the film: either The Hell Priest, or one of the guys moving the mattress into the Cotton home at the beginning. He said that he picked the first one because it had more screen time, but he was worried that the make-up would obscure his face too much and hurt his credit as an actor.
I think it's this really understated approach that made the character such a hit. They didn't rely so much on it, and it just happened to be awesome and develop a fanbase naturally.

>>214343539
>I am exquisitely empty... but I could fit in some candy! *yoink*

>>214342910
a screenprint was posted on here not too long ago...pretty much an early cut, but otherwise not too bad

it was a mega link if you wanted to go through the archives

Jarvis pull up the Kirsty shower scene, extract the raw data and give me a vertical iPhone style aspect ratio.

>>214343497
>>214343539
TRVTH LAMENT CONFIGURATION

>>214343663
Add yourself to it, poindexter

>>214343735
Neat. Did you enjoy it enough to say worth it?

>>214343597
I really dont.

>>214343604
But isn't that just flanderization?

***updated*****

Banned movies on /hor/
> Terrifier 2&3
>Megan 2.0
> Terrifier 4
>Night of the Living Dead
>Bring Her Back
> Talk to Me
> Midsommar
> Army of Darkness
> It Follows
>Babadook
>28 Weeks Later
>Phenomena
> Abigail
> Hereditary
>Sinners
>Henry
>Barbarian
>Gremlins
>Gremlins 2
>Day of the Dead
>Dawn of the Dead
>Day of the Dead
>Night of the Living Dead (1990)
>Dawn of the Dead (2004)
>The Return of the Living Dead
>Return of the Living Dead Part II
>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)
>A Nightmare on Elm Street series

>>214343793
Flanderisation is when a character’s inherent traits become exaggerated, but examples mentioned already like Pinhead and Leatherface are just personality transplants from other successful characters.
I would say Leatherface was somewhat flanderised in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 and made into a more exaggerated version of the original incarnation but in the 2 remakes and the Netflix slop he’s just straight up a different character.

Had this on dvd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS8pup9UD3k

>>214343803
based list

>>214343608
based

Humanist Vampirebros, we’re unbanlistable.

Bros is this film supposed to be in English or Italian? Karloff is speaking spaghetti at me.

Man horror as a genre has really gone to shit.
It's all fucking pretentious as fuck copy/paste "elevated horror" NEON/A24 shit that mostly all sucks ass and is mostly (lame) thriller not even horror, or absolute dogshit D-tier Blumhouse shit.
Even the few horror comedies we get are all totally overhyped garbage.
Wtf has happened to this genre, where is the truly batshit, cinematic stuff that you would get in the 70s-80s?

>>214343917
Watch it in English

>>214343917
American cut removed some great stuff, stick with spaghet.

>>214343838
OK, I see it. Nice effort post man.

>>214343918
"Horror fans" took over making them, which is mostly faggot hipsters that just follow and amplify the latest trends for their own ego, not for the love of the genre

>>214343925
>changed the score to some generic stock shit
>censored it
Yeah no.

>>214343918
As soon as something decent comes out that is original like Blackcoats Daughter, Terrifier 1 or etc, the subsequent sequels get the reddit treatment.
Here is to hoping Smile 3 stays pure.

>>214343918
The 80s fucking sucked though.
>le body horror and slasher but its all a dream kek
BORING.

Michael Myers?
I'd body that freak, I'd shoot HEEM that twink, real.

>>214343918
>truly batshit, cinematic stuff that you would get in the 70s-80s?
REC completely mogs anything from the 70s and 80s when it comes to that.

>>214343925
>>214343936
Thanks anons, I can't be bothered getting another version so I'll persist.

>>214343918
This is true, but it's true of all genres.
During the 2010s we at least had retarded found footage flicks to chomp on but even those seemed to have died off. At least there's nowhere near as many.

>>214344007
This is what I'd do if Jigsaw EVER comes near me or my friends or family

>>214344035
Nothing mainstream. Getting Paranormal Activity in theaters was history making.

>>214344054
Lol
Irl though he'd sue you since he's just a law abiding citizen in the eyes of the law, legally speaking

>>214344054
You wouldnt do shit. Your wife and her black boyfriend would already have been captured.

Red Woods was okay, by which I mean the dialogue was super obnoxious and the payoff was underwhelming, but at least it wasn't as bad as the average 2020s Hollywood horror movie.

>>214344054
>Heh. The charges off-*ACK* HOFFMAAAAAAANNNNN

>>214344008
REC ain't exactly recent

>>214344160
Anon never said recent.

>>214344165
The post was clearly talking about the current state of horror is bad. And you for some reason went but REC! What about REC!

>>214343918
>where is the truly batshit
Smile 2
Incantation
When Evil Lurks
Night House
Creep

Modern is anything after The Conjuring or Insidious.

Recent is within 5 years.

>>214344183
>The post was clearly talking about the current state of horror is bad
Well he's wrong then considering he went on to praise the 80s of all decades. Just another jaded boomer who thinks The Blob and the pedo raper with the burned skin are the peak of horror.

>>214344106
There is this short, random porn (loosely defined) clip called "Asian in a hurry" where someone wanted to do the toast in mouth meme but for porn so it's just this Asian woman rushing around dressed for work or whatever and making toast and putting it in her mouth, then at the end she stops and pees on some cardboard or bag or something by the door, because she is running late, then leaves.
Last night I had a dream about watching a horror movie sequel where she returns home that night and spooky haunted things keep happening and the bathroom is locked and she's also locked in and can't open the windows and it's just pure red light that burns her through them so she closes the blinds, and the electric lights start turning red and burning her too so she shuts them all off and gets a blue LED flashlight. At some point she goes into the basement to pee there for now and discovered an ominous hole in the basement floor and find out this house was built on a much older ancestral house, not really a temple but like a big grand estate with shrine spirits and ancestors as guardians and now they come up towards her out of the old ruins to kill her for desecrating her ancestral grounds by peeing on the floor in the new house.
I forget what happened after that but at the end it was somehow revealed she was a Shinto priestess of some special lineage while she was backed into the gable end of the attic with a horde of demon spirits about to devour her so she got naked and blasted them with a cone of piss which banished them, putting the ancestors to rest as a result and pricing purifying the house and also she finally got to pee.

AI can't come fast enough, my dreamkino must be made

>>214344267
>my dreamkino must be made
maybe it already has

>>214344291
These posts just make me like Indians btw

Thread's been too fast me for me lately. Anyone else feel that way?

>>214344247
>cries about jaded boomers
>while still clinging to REC
oh I'm laughing at the irony

>>214344337
any time I see posts like this >>214344106 it makes me laugh to picture the pure seethe behind it.

>>214343228
I agree, there are some people who like to pull that shit. But I just want people to watch cool old stuff.

>>214344345
>one came out 18 years ago
>the other came out 55 years ago
>le both are le boomer lamaoaoaa
KEK, boomercucks seething, 80s suck. 00s and 10s are clear.

>>214344413
>but I'm still young and hip
ok boomer

>>214344224
These are all good. Vampirechads have the bestest taste!

>>214344386
maybe you misunderstood, whatever.
>>214344413
you're a subhuman retard if you don't appreciate film from every era of cinema. including silent.

>>214344453
80s only has The Thing (remake) and Evil Dead 2.
70s only has Exorcist and Black Christmas.

>>214344465
Watch more films I would suggest

>>214344465
cool bait faggot maybe aim it at someone who cares

>>214344224
>When Evil Lurks
We're getting a sequel for this. Gonna find out what hell this nigga is gonna unleash.

>>214344488
>>214344492
Only reason you boomer cucks are so obsessed with the 80s is nostalgia, you saw all that garbage when you were teens and kids and thought it was the best thing ever but a real movie genius like Tarantino can see past the nostalgia and realize that the 80s were DOGSHIT in all aspects.

>"Even though the ‘80s was the time that I probably saw more movies in my life than ever … I do feel that ’80s cinema is, along with the ’50s, the worst era in Hollywood history."

>>214344583
>real movie genius like Tarantino

>>214344583
Quentin spent his career trying to recreate the 70s grindhouse movies that his mom's black boyfriend took him to go see (not a joke.). Everything else, he's deaf to.

>>214344583
He says it's the worst. You say it's dogshit. Those are different things but I guess to a clinically diagnosed retard they could be the same yeah.
Also the only 80s horror films I saw as a young person were Aliens, Predator and Gremlins. Keep on swinging.

behold, the absolute best decade in the horror genre, or something.

>>214344658
All kino and MOG 10s slop

>>214344583
>I do feel that ’80s cinema is, along with the ’50s, the worst era in Hollywood history
Because he loves the late 60s and 70s way more. French Noir, Grindhouse, Spaghetti Westerns, Crime Thrillers and Exploitation. That is his shit.

>>214344726
All slop and MOGGED by 80s kino.

>>214344726
>The Babadook

>exorcism of emily rose is one of the heaviest hitters he can come up with to prove the kino of the decade

LMAO says it all

>>214344667
the thing is the list ends there for 80s. after that its just endless sequels to friday the 13th, elm street, hellraiser and alien that all suck. lmao

10s and 00s and even the 20s and 90s have dozens of pages worth of good films.
even the 70s has twice as many as the 80s.

>>214344755
>The Exorcism of Emily Rose
that was like a bad Law and Order episode.

>acting like the exorcism of emily rose isnt a thousand times creepier than THE FOG where people are scared of.... fog
boomers are such pussies

80s keep getting mogged hard

>>214344583
>real movie genius like Tarantino
Try to make the bait less obvious next time.

even the 60s btfo the fuck out of the 80s

TerrorVision clears sorry

oof!

>>214344788
Why are you so mad though? Decades are completely arbitrary divisions. Also how can you be mad at """boomers""" and hold up the 70s as kino.

for me, it's 75-85

>>214344852
Holy /lit/

>>214344852
he has a colouring book too.
yes, this is a hint for my christmas gift.

>>214344867
Because the 70s are objectively kino. 80s is when the franchise remake and sequel sloppa craze began and the enjoyment of these flicks is entirely personal to you and your nostalgia.

They literally made 8 FRIDAY and 5 ELM STREET movies in the 80s. It's pure slop, a creatively bankrupt era for horror films. Cronenberg making his 12th body horror in a row also got boring fast.

>>214344946
>t. fag glazing the 90th saw flick, and the 1000th conjuring slopniverse flick

>>214344958
4 Conjuring sloppas in 12 years is better than 8 FRIDAY sloppas in 9 years.

>>214344946
Ohhhhh, damn. I see. You're autistic and unable to process complexity of any kind.

>>214344970
>Jason killing some teen sluts for the 9th movie in a row
>complexity

>>214345018
I'm talking about the passage of time. Once again you're too mad to even follow along.
Keep tilting at boomer windmills though.

>>214344968
>4 Conjuring sloppas
Kek fucking cope

The Conjuring
The Conjuring 2
The Conjuring 3
The Conjuring 4
The Nun
The Nun 2
Annabelle
Annabelle 2
Annabelle 3
The Curse of La Llorona

Literally a fucking slop universe

>>214345048
I only see 4 Conjuring movies here. Do you think spinoffs are the same as direct sequels? KEK

Every youtube video i've watched in the past two weeks has had a fucking conjuring ad before, it's pissing me off and making me hate a film i haven't even watched.

>>214345102
nta but you literally just complained that the 80s sucked because Cronenberg didn't vary genres enough.

any horror film that was made before the 2000s is unironically not good as a horror movie anymore. its more so a comfy watch. they lack proper atmosphere due to bad sound quality, overacting, bad lighting and outdated special effects.
modern movies also arent scary but at least theyre able to build actual atmosphere through sound design and lighting.

>>214345109
It's making tons of cash already so Warner Bros is probably funneling the money into a marketing push.

>>214345127
TCM basically chainsaws your retarded argument in half and then eats it in front of you.

>>214345111
Yes, the 80s had slasher sequels and body horror. That's it. >>214345141 This is what boomers pissed their pants for.

>>214345149
>girl overacts and screams for 20 minutes while some weirdos are eating dinner
oh scary

>The Babadook
>The Exorcism of Emily Rose
>The VVitch
>Hereditary
nigga is out here getting scared by the Slipknot guitarist in Sinister

>>214345109
>it's pissing me off and making me hate a film i haven't even watched.
I'm sure WB will listen to you and stop with the ads after such an atrocious opening day.

>boomers were scared of a childrens doll
>boomers were scared of ghost indians
>boomers were scared of gremlins
>boomers were scared of werewolves
>boomers were scared of flies
>boomers were scared of fog pirates
>boomers were scared of ghost cars

>>214345201
I don't know. WB is pretty retarded in its decision making. They might listen.

>>214343918
but you wont give Black Phone 2 a chance even though its straight up an homage to elm street.
you claim to want movies like back in the day but when they make them you scream and call them shitty ripoffs without even watching it

>>214341889
>Now that Christmas time is near
It's September, I only start thinking about Christmas when December rolls around. Halloween is still almost 2 months away.

>>214345374
kek so you admit modern horror sloppa just rips off the kino 80s flicks KWAB

>>214345374
There's a Black Phone 2? How did they follow up 1? It seemed pretty complete.

>>214345402
nta but I think they're bringing him back from the dead. hence the F13 comparison though I doubt anyone's gonna get slashed onto the rooftop.

>>214345382
what
>>214345402
he survived in their dreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdR-gzFZoDk

>>214345408
Are they keeping the actor? That was really the main draw to the first movie for me honestly.

>>214342628
lol the sillier it gets the more I enjoy it. the series went from devils rejects to planet terror in tone over night.

>>214345418
Ethan Hawke returning to the role. Good.

>>214345382
Why do you think the 80s were the best decade in horror? Do you seriously look at Gremlins, The Fog or Friday the 13th JASON IN MANHATTAN and think, yeah, that's when horror was still scary!?

>>214345487
No horror is scary because I'm not 10 years old

>>214345487
>Great bait idea—start out by saying "best" but switch to "scariest" later on to misrepresent them. Perhaps you could replace Gremlins with Ghoulies to really make it bad faith! Would you like me to come up with other ideas for trolling 4chan?

>>214345427
yeah Terrifier 3 was my standout for last year. basically the one film that from start to finish I had no real complaints about, made me laugh and creeped me out in equal measure.

>they actually think gremlins and fog are cineastic masterpieces and the peak of horror filmmaking
Even worse

>>214344453
Of course he misunderstood, you're replying to a retarded sharty spammer believing you were sharing an inside joke with them about Indians. That you thought you were sharing it with one racebait spammer with another racebait spammer doesn't speak very well of your general savvy thoughever, so I understand how you got confused.

This shit be scurry.

>>214345374
The pedo being dead was the best part of Black Phone so I won't watch a film which brings him back in any form, if they got a different villain somehow connected to the original plot/house maybe I'd watch it. The pedo being dead and non existent or with his soul burning eternally in hell is the canon I choose.

surprise Heather Langenkamp

>>214341832 (OP)
>Chinese, Japanese

by the way, Avistaz is currently open for registration

>>214346208
CinemaZ too.

>>214345229
OBSESSED WITH BOOMERS

>$75m opening weekend, up from the $41m opening weekend of the first film
What makes this shit so popular

>>214346053
>this and My Soul to Take
Did Craven do any other ANoES wannabes?

>>214342010
Hey that's my wife, bud.
>tfw she was the first to die
Just found a 30gb bluray download of 2002 Carrie, hopefully it will be done when I wake up in 6 hours.

>>214347215
New Nightmare had almost nothing to do with ANOES aside from a couple of meta jokes, it's a Scream dry run more than anything.

psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

>>214347308
>t.

I have conquered science! Why can't I conquer loooooooove?

>>214347308
Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, faggot

Have you ever found yourself rooting for the killer because the victims were so stupid? The sheriff in wrong turn 5 is such a loser bitch that I actually enjoyed seeing her humiliated and burned alive. Wish they would have raped her.

The Substance and Nosferatu were pretty good desu

How is Byzantium? Vampire horror or regular drama with vampires?

>>214348500
some people never outgrew their 2000s edgy phase

>>214348691
>nooooo you must always cheer for the good guys no matter what
I'll keep cheering for whomever I want

When you watch it you need to remember that people thought that the moon made people go crazy, that’s why it’s called lunacy / lunatic, otherwise you won’t understand their actions.

>The term "lunacy" refers to the belief that the phases of the moon, particularly the full moon, can influence human behavior, often leading to erratic or irrational actions.

https://youtu.be/fwvBmf9LALw

>>214347308
K-k-k ki-no, K-k-k ki-no

>>214344799
Best decade chart posted hands down.

>>214348907
love this film

>>214350122
rude

Rumor is we may get the Scream 7 trailer tonight

>>214345418

The Freddie Kruger dream killer isn't very original but it still looks kino.

I like Ethan Hawk, not amazing but always solid.

Only watched 1 horror movie this morning out of the 4 total movies I watched:

>Raw_File
FF #207. It's like a 5.5-6/10. The CGI is trash, but I enjoyed the story and how it slowly unfolded. It just kind of ends though and drags at the very end. Still enjoyed it enough.

>>214342765

I sperged out when I saw this scene because laptops weren't that thin in Y2K and then I realized it was a drawing pad.

Also, I saw her in a pretty bad X-Files episode last night. She's a qt. I always wondered what she was like IRL. I get interesting person vibes from her whereas a lot of scream queens like Maika Monroe just seem like normie girls who stumbled into horror accidentally.

>>214348500
I once watched a movie where I was rooting for the kids to die. They were just literally what you call too stupid to live. The families lives depending on hiding multiple times and the kids always either yelled, screamed, cried, ran out of hiding to get a toy, utterly dumb shit like that. I have no idea what the directors were thinking. I had to go on imdb and read the reviews to see if I was missing something but no, 7/10 reviews mentioned the kids ruining the movie and wishing they would die. Never seen that in a movie before or since it was bizarre.

>>214348500
Friday the 13th (2009)
I was not rooting for the killer, I was wishing I was him

>>214345229

It must have been cool to be Lost Gen Or Greatest Gen. Imagine a straightforward movie about a vampire or werewolf with most violence happening offscreen scaring you because you're not jaded and hyperstimulated.

Fuck, nowadays you need to have a clown dismembering people or a satanic grandmother sacrificing her whole family for her demon boyfriend to shock people.

>>214344054
why, he didn't break a single law

Alright, who's the fag that keeps remaking the Ginger Snaps thread?

>>214341832 (OP)
The Saw franchise is shit and James Wan is a hack

>>214351569
Based

>>214350122
>cut across the chest kills her
>proceeds to effortlessly mutilate her
I guess they just didn't know in the 70s.

>>214351274
He broke the rules of love. He broke...MY heart

the social commentary is tired and old but otherwise it's a fun enough movie about unicorns killing people

>>214348500
Halloween II

>>214348635
>How is Byzantium? Vampire horror or regular drama with vampires?
I would say it leans more towards the latter. It's a good movie, most Neil Jordan's stuff is good

waaaaaah my macbook is possessed

>>214352135
>kill yourself over something that a shocking amount of college kids do every year
I'll never understand this. Still enjoyed the movie though.

>>214348907
There’s a Blood Moon today.

>>214341858
>SEINFELD FOUR

>>214348907
>that trailer
>versus the actual movie

this any good?

Watch Wayward

What is your most non-horror horror movie?

For me it's nightcrawler (maybe coraline if you consider it to be a childrens movie).

>>214352902
>Netflix
>Ugly woman

Looks like woke slop

>>214352902
does Gadon get her tits or ass out?

>>214352902
Even though I hate you I just might take this recommendation

>>214352902
Collette with that "I just farted in the elevator" face

>>214352982
We dont know yet. But Sarah Gadon is playing a pregnant wife.

>>214352080
Halloween II you say?

What did you guys think of Lake Mungo?

I've heard many people describe it as the most terrifying movie ever, but for me it did nothing. Maybe I should rewatch it. I feel like I'm missing something.

>>214353246
boring, lost sympathy for the girl when it revealed she was a slut having orgies with the neighbors

>>214351569
>James Wan
What's his best film?

>>214353269
Yeah I thought it was boring too.

>>214353284
The Conjuring.

>>214353246
it's not terrifying it just left me with a sick feeling. very downer movie

>>214353246
I read so much good stuff about it and was really hyped to see it but at the end it was just okay. It was not creepy or anything. But it was a pretty good mockumentary

>>214353246
Very boring. Not Skinamarink levels of boring, but it's definitely down there, and I'm the FF Chad of 4chan.

>>214352135
Is this the one where the "deep web" is shown as some Minecraft guy on a gondola with a ZSNES chat window?

>>214353284
His best film was

>"An Open Message to Wyto-Piggus: Preasu Undastan Azian Preenus Velly Smarr Buto Arso Velly Compacto & Efficiento. Frank Yew Velly Muchu!"

That one

>>214342529
Holy shit you're spot on lmao

>>214342529
lol I see it

>>214348691
Normally I don't root for killers, but the sheriffs whole gimmick was being a female sheriff who could do just as well as the men, and she completely blew it every step of the way. Its like they were making fun of her for being a DEI hire.

>>214350776
Fingers crossed

>>214353284
Malignant

>>214350776
She's cute

>>214345141
God I wish that was me

>>214353284
>>214353327
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>>214353801
Wan's best movie is actually Death Sentence but it isn't horror and barely anyone has seen it

NEW

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>>214353846
>made 20 minutes ago
>not even festive
Boo.
It's a Blood Moon tonight

>>214353090
> pregnant
Roastie-coded. Pass.