Thread 214343232

If they ever take me out of the matrix and tell me to eat this slop I'm gonna have them plug me right back in.

what if they told you it was femboy cum and kidney stones?

>>214344306
Where would they get femboys outside the matrix? Femboymaxxing requires tons of work.

i would just move to zion and goon in my personal matrix program

>>214343232 (OP)
I've eaten worse and was grateful. Comfort is dangerous. You get used to it. It costs freedom, innocence, purity and life.

>>214343232 (OP)
Hearing that black guy spouting off about single celled protein (nonsense btw) always cracks me up. Motherfucker you can barely pronounce the words let alone understand it. Thank god it's his only line of dialog

>>214344351
but he offered him to stay in the simulation.............

>>214343232 (OP)
what kind of utensil is that

>>214344392
>I've eaten worse and was grateful.
Yeah we all know people in the third world eat tapeworms for breakfast

>>214344817
I like to think i'd never be you. Anywhere is nearly impossibly hard if you aren't a traitor. It's easy to sell your soul. You have. And you defend that. Cowardice is not first. You are an audience that attacks what tries.

>dewd escape the matrix dewd
>oh yeah we constantly go back like 23 hours aday because the real world is trash
>yeah but dewd weve got sweat cave parties and slop for days! Plus we can jack back in whenever we want dewd!
>this conversation is boring dewd *jacks back into the matrix

>>214344392
This nigga eatin beans.

>>214344392
Freedom isn't free, it costs folks like you and me. And if we don't all chip in, we'll never pay that bill.

>>214345871
What the fuck are the wagies back in New Zion even doing. The only ones that work are the guys that maintain the ships and they only have a dozen ships to look after.
Why did none of the people who escaped the matrix ever question how they even had the know how to build and maintain the ships much less the resources.

>>214343232 (OP)
The metal bowl certainly isn't doing it any favors either.

>>214343232 (OP)
Wasn't it just another matrix?

>>214344698
without telling him what he's in for

>>214343232 (OP)
Why does no one ever mention the retarded spoon?

>>214344306
I would murder them all and plug MYSELF back in

>>214344678
Everything the body needs nigguh

Neo gets caught up with people trying to get away from eating goy slop.

>>214343232 (OP)
Looks like rice porridge. Not to bad with sum ONIONS sauce.
Real talk though, if they plug me in a sandbox world with some admin controls, I would have a fun time in the Matrix. Isn't that a more appealing deal for most people?

>>214343232 (OP)
>If they ever take me out of the matrix and tell me to eat this slop I'm gonna have them plug me right back in.

>EAT THE SLOP
>LIVE IN THE POD
>WEAR THE RAGS
>BE DIVERSE
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>AND BE HAPPY

FUCK YOU MORPHEUS PLUG ME BACK IN!!!

>>214344392
>I've eaten worse and was grateful
that’s embarrassing lol

>/tv/ got so redpilled that it is now literally bluepilled
What do you call this phenomenon?

>>214346680
time is a flat circle

>>214346578
Honestly rice porridge can taste pretty good even by just adding some salt

>>214346742
In the grimdark world of The Matrix niggers would rather have dancehall raves every day than mine salt with the technology the robots let them have

>>214346680
Nigs didn't know back then the cubicle wagie with a 401k was going to be the new ideal.

>>214346742
>>214346764
pure rice porridge can also be bretty gud.

>>214346742
>>214346830
Imagine eating that slop everyday

>>214346764
Everyone who wakes up is insufferable libtard, so of course they have no idea how do the machines work.
They even explicitly say so in Matrix reloaded.
Imagine you are one of the two dozen people who gets chosen by the Chosen One (haha) and he brings you into a massive, completely empty underground city, with defenses, food production and water processing machinery run by automatic machinery, and all you say is 'Neat, Chosen One, good job building all of this on your own!'

>>214343232 (OP)
film only makes sense if you change humans from batteries to CPU cores. Its an outstanding take on Plato'ss cave but i really dont understand why the sequels are so bad

>>214347385
>film only makes sense if you change humans from batteries to CPU cores

Holy fucking reddit. Entire theme is built on the superiority and pride of machines on humans. Notion that they need human chicken brains to function is laughable. They overtook humans in every way centuries before Matrix.

They would probably prescribe antidepressants or meds there.

>>214347495
it really wouldnt nigger, if body heat was all the machines needed, theyd just load you with anesthesia. There would be no need for a semi conscious dream state. You wouldnt be able to awake at all. Or theyd one flew over the cucko nest every brain. You lost troon. CPU core is superior to battery (for room temp IQ to follow the film like you)

>>214347385
>>214347495
It really only makes sense on the premise that Machines just couldn't kill their creators and designed the whole thing to keep humanity alive but conyained out of the picture. The whole story with battery is just what last chosen one fed to whoever he took with him after all.

>>214347626
>just couldn't kill their creators and designed the whole thing to keep humanity alive but conyained out of the picture
i tend to only think about the film analysis with just The Matrix. Do you get this from the following films where the one is part of the system or whatever

>>214347607
Oh so you also missed the theme of subservience and total obedience to your conquerors? The state of media literacy is really grim.

>>214347669
kek, babys first attempt at regurgitating his favorite youtuber. You sit down to pee and will never be a woman

>>214347668
It is heavily interpolated from animatrix and sequels yeah.

>>214344392
this guy gets it

>>214344698
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He left out the part about living in caves with stinky shitskins, and the being hunted by AI drones.

>>214347686
Cope and seethe. You don't pull your pants down to pee and you will never be able to understand action movies from 90s.

>>214346893
I'm a yellow so I basically do

>>214346602
u no it smell crazy in there

i have eaten nothing but oats and water for the past three days.

>>214347771
How do you eat water?

>>214347787
with oats

>>214346578
Literally the plot of the second third and fourth movies

>>214347796
stop doing that

>>214347857
No

>>214345831
>meaningless word salad
just say you're a turd worlder and eat tapeworms for breakfast and move on

>>214347891
I eat oats without water because I am not soft baby faggot.

>>214347385
They were supposed to be, but for some reason they thought people wouldnt get it so the final script it was batteries and now all the world building is around something that actually makes sense instead of something that wouldnt make sense to retards

Jack in simulation program

Load kung fu training

Spawn 1000 Warwick davises

Cracks fists>>214349075

>>214343232 (OP)
looks like mushy frosted flakes in milk.
how is this bad?

The whole planet is dead even if they defeat the machines what next? The sun is blocked out, there's no plants, no cows, no chicken. All they can do is live in a cave and hope they find some cave rats or something to eat.

>>214349212
unblock the sun
this premise in the movie is retarded. it very easy to create and disperse clouds right now with basic chemicals

>>214343232 (OP)
once you realize what you have is fake, you will not feel comfort at all

> Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.
What a bunch of bullshit.

What they really should be doing is to say how the matrix is a simulation to how much people they can, and the entire history of the Machines.
After that, everybody can made their decision.

>>214349279
its that easy

>>214349212
And at the end they didn't even defeat the machines, they just made a deal with them.

Also if we go by the 4 movie, they actually accept that they need them for survival.

>>214345935
They didn't build the ships.