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Anonymous No.214344820 >>214344857 >>214344891 >>214345284 >>214345337 >>214345965
R.I.P. to all the tarantulas killed in the making of film and television. Every time you see a big spider get slapped away by a person on screen it probably kills it.
Anonymous No.214344857 >>214344896 >>214347345
>>214344820 (OP)
Name 7 times this happened.
Anonymous No.214344891 >>214344926 >>214346186
>>214344820 (OP)
Fake and gay. How can it have more than 8 legs.
Anonymous No.214344896 >>214345012
>>214344857
Raiders of the Lost Ark is one of them.
Saw an episode of Time Tunnel a while back where they did that.
Anonymous No.214344926
>>214344891
it has really long pedipalps
Anonymous No.214345012 >>214345583 >>214346070
>>214344896
In raiders he gently brushes the spiders off of the other guy's back with his whip.
Anonymous No.214345093
spiders are disgusting freaks
Anonymous No.214345284
>>214344820 (OP)
Kingdom of spiders, 1977. Absolutely horrible how they're treated. Good ending though.
Anonymous No.214345337
>>214344820 (OP)
I hate this, tarantulas are cute and peaceful and shouldn't be treated badly.
Anonymous No.214345353
Imagine crunch when you step on that
Anonymous No.214345365 >>214345666
Anonymous No.214345368
These spiders can dance I learned that in uncle scrooge
Anonymous No.214345371 >>214345463 >>214345628 >>214346089 >>214346253
got convinced by a family member to kill a wolf spider that was carrying its egg sack around with it that I found in a rural house I was in
the spider must have been as big as my palm, was intimidating in the moment never seen anything like that in my life

felt bad for a week after
actually still do
Anonymous No.214345463
>>214345371
>found in a rural house
Just put it outside...
Anonymous No.214345583 >>214345865
>>214345012
Whips are designed to herd cattle. An animal nearly 100 thousand times it's size.
Anonymous No.214345628 >>214345659 >>214345717 >>214345721 >>214345763 >>214345826 >>214345914
>>214345371
>emotionally one-shotted by killing vermin
some of you guys got raised by single moms and it shows
Anonymous No.214345659 >>214345692
>>214345628
Trolling outside of /b/ is a banable offense.
Anonymous No.214345666
>>214345365
hairy spider legs typed this
Anonymous No.214345680 >>214347895
spiders are frens
Anonymous No.214345692 >>214345742 >>214345760 >>214345889
>>214345659
someone not sharing your histrionic views on killing spiders is not a malicious act of trolling on their part but I see mom raised you well to take all disagreement as inherently bad faith
Anonymous No.214345717
>>214345628
Holy projection
Anonymous No.214345721
>>214345628
You're brown and it shows.

>Wolf spiders are voracious predators that consume pests like cockroaches, flies, silverfish, ants, and crickets, making them valuable for natural pest management in both outdoor and indoor settings.
>They play a crucial role in maintaining ecological balance by controlling insect populations and serving as a food source for birds, amphibians, and small mammals.
>Their burrowing and hunting behaviors contribute to soil aeration and nutrient cycling, further enhancing soil health.

By the way that shot in the dark doesn't work on us maybe just your peers lmao
Anonymous No.214345742
>>214345692
I thought summer vacation was over for high schoolers.
Anonymous No.214345760
>>214345692
you didnt disagree you stupid nigger you postured like an ape and insulted someone
Anonymous No.214345763 >>214345777
>>214345628
You are a coward. I am going to kill you and your entire family.
Anonymous No.214345777 >>214345784 >>214345907
>>214345763
you can't even kill a spider lmfao
what lil timmy gon do
Anonymous No.214345784
>>214345777
Kill you with spiders probably
Anonymous No.214345826
>>214345628
the frog pic makes this
Anonymous No.214345865 >>214346020
>>214345583
tarans can lift 1,000 times their weight
Anonymous No.214345889
>>214345692
histrionic inclination is what spurs the decision to kill a large spider out of fear
and being literally retarded is what spurs the suggestion a wolf spider is somehow a pest
I felt bad about killing her instead of going to the extra trouble of putting her outside out of respect for her
a spider doesn't get that massive overnight, she was a real specimen, and definitely beneficial to myself and my environment overall, just better off outside
but here I am snuffing out her life cause it's quicker and easier and some woman is freaking out about it

but you're a retarded nigger and probably a zoomer, so whatever
Anonymous No.214345907
>>214345777
lil timmy gon roll out dat nigga compliance contraption and leave you walkin funny, homie
Anonymous No.214345913 >>214345943 >>214345955
if spiders didnโ€™t look so scary theyโ€™d be beloved pest-killers like cats
but then again if they didnโ€™t look scary theyโ€™d mightโ€™ve gone extinct
Anonymous No.214345914
>>214345628
on the spectrum or brown
Anonymous No.214345943 >>214345964 >>214345970 >>214346123
>>214345913
Am I scary.
Anonymous No.214345955
>>214345913
I disagree but the only cute spider is the only loved one, so you might be onto something.
Anonymous No.214345964
>>214345943
youโ€™re not a spider lil nigga
Anonymous No.214345965
>>214344820 (OP)
R.I.P.
Anonymous No.214345970 >>214346152
>>214345943
ladybugs have the same white spots on their head that orcas do thaat trick you into thinking they have big white eyes

those asian imitation fake lady bugs that are asian lady beetles that are invasive really suck
Anonymous No.214346020
>>214345865
Tarantulas are comically fragile when it comes to drops. The more fossorial species are flat out dead if they fall from a height of over three feet due to the drop rupturing their abdomens. Arboreal species can handle a higher fall, but it can still fuck their day up pretty badly.
Anonymous No.214346070 >>214346745
>>214345012
probably not even real spiders in the shot where he brushes them off
Anonymous No.214346089
>>214345371
most likely not a wolf spider. there is another species north american species called the giant house spider that is even bigger, assuming you live in eastern NA (likely considering you've never seen bigger spiders)
Anonymous No.214346123 >>214346183
>>214345943
genuinely, yes. i'm fine with spiders, wasps, etc.
but these have freaked me out since i was a kid. it's not the colours: it's the fact that they sit/crawl in wait, then they suddenly flutter. makes me jump out of my skin.
Anonymous No.214346152
>>214345970
those asian lady beetles smell like shit and they can also bite. fuck them.
Anonymous No.214346183 >>214346338
>>214346123
>fine with wasps
I was fucking napping at 3pm in the afternoon in my camper trailer and a wasp got into my trailer and stung me on the back of the hand while I was fucking ASLEEP
I woke up swinging my hand and feeling intense pain thinking I swung my hand in my sleep violently and hit the overhead cupboards right on the bone or something until I found it sitting on the wall later and saw in the dim light my hand was swelling up

FOR WHAT REASON, YOU STRIPED NIGGER OF THE SKY?
it hurt for a good 24 hours
Anonymous No.214346186
>>214344891
Please use question marks when you ask a question.
Anonymous No.214346253 >>214346369
>>214345371
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hogna_carolinensis
It was probably one of these
Anonymous No.214346338 >>214346369 >>214346514
>>214346183
Wasps have exactly two modes: broest of bro tier insects or Jews given wings and slightly more compassion. Hornets in particular are absolute fucking cunts. Had to go scorched earth on a subterranean hive in my backyard that I previously had a nonaggression pact with after the fuckers decided that me smoking a brisket was suddenly cause to sting me despite me both doing it for months and leaving little bits of food for them.
Anonymous No.214346369
>>214346338
paper wasps, mud wasps, etc. are fine
paper wasps are especially chill
yellowjackets, hornets, etc. are evil gay cocksuckers

>>214346253
I don't think so, it didn't look that... tarantula-ey
I was literally alerted to its presence by a loud "smack", to my right, I found it near a set of stairs. I believe it fell off a step to the ground.
Anonymous No.214346514
>>214346338
I heard they turn into assholes because they need larva to process the food they gather. Once all the larva grow up or go dormant for the winter the rest are left to starve and wander.
Anonymous No.214346745
>>214346070
This.
There's no way they were real spiders, fuck that nonsense.
Anonymous No.214347345
>>214344857
Hundreds of spiders were killed for William Shatner's Kingdom of the Spiders. You can see and hear hundreds of them getting run over by the cars.
Anonymous No.214347895 >>214348094
>>214345680
This guy gets it.
Anonymous No.214347959 >>214348029
Every spider deserves the same death.
Anonymous No.214348029
>>214347959
one has escaped me twice, two nights in a row. fucker was FAST.
it deserves to live.
Anonymous No.214348094 >>214348127
>>214347895
Don't those fuckers shoot their hairs out like itchy, stinging little arrows if you try touching them?
Anonymous No.214348127
>>214348094
Not if they're chill.