Thread 214345607

What’s your favorite joke of his?

>>214345607 (OP)
BIG

>>214345607 (OP)
the one where he talks for 10 minutes about his 6 year old daughters' pussies

nonconsensual masturbation in front of women. That's a classic jew joke

I loved his joke about the interracial breeding grounds

>>214345607 (OP)
His stand up has made me laugh very hard over the years but right now I'm struggling to pinpoint specific things from his act that made me laugh. Maybe the bit about the use of "faggot" and "nigger".

Nothing will EVER top his duet with Patrice O'Neal. NOTHING.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRDXeinEUJQ

>>214345607 (OP)
The one about lion talking to the giraffe who just thinks that humans normally look terrified

>>214345607 (OP)
I loved his stand up from around 2007 to 2013 but none of his bits are particularly memorable.

>>214345607 (OP)
He did an impression of a girl rat having sex that made me laugh. Can't find the clip.

About the poop in the dresses with which he danced half the night.

>>214345607 (OP)
The only one that wasn't a joke.

>>214345962
This line is perfect.

>>214345607 (OP)
Bang bang

>>214345607 (OP)
*african drums reverberate in the distance*

>>214345607 (OP)
the box that says nigger at an art museum

The one where he wastes like 30 minutes on his tv show building to a fart joke.

>>214345607 (OP)

I don't remember a single standup bit that made me like him or a single scene from Louie that made me think he was a smart comedian. However, he did have the nigger button.

He predicted huwhite people getting shat on in the future

Or it was predictive programming

>>214345607 (OP)
When he larps as a Mexican Irish Bostonian scholar instead of the literally Jewish degenerate sex pest that he is.

About him having negative money in his bank account and that he can't even afford to be broke.

>>214345607 (OP)
in his leaked 2018 set where he said asians have small dicks because they’re actually women. also from that set, the motif of “his cum came shooting out my asshole”

>>214345607 (OP)
That time when he went... uhh...

Anyway the liberal media says he's a comic genius so just never question it

>>214345607 (OP)
the one where he fuckin called the fuckin retard a fuckin retard and then fuckin jerked off.... fuck (laughs)

he was always a hack

The awesome possum shirt.

>>214346138
>muh libral boogeyman wah wah wah

Shut the fuck up Adolf

>>214346087
That was uproariously funny and sadly relatable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_-1l_SlA7c

>>214345607 (OP)
I like when he said NIGGER

>>214345697
came here to post this

>>214346068
Yeah, because Mexicans and Irish are totally not degenerate sex pests, you dumb n-person.

>>214346026
go ahead, press the art button.

>>214345607 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XchZEx2SP0

>>214345607 (OP)
The one about oven and his grandpa. Classic.

>>214345624
Thing is he did ask and she said yes he could and she still fucked him over kek

>>214346866
Who is "she"? It was dozens of women.

>>214345647
his faggot/nigger/cunt bit is, i think, one of the all time great comedy segments. the way he ties it all together at the end with "quit being a faggot and say 'nigger', you cunt!" kills me every time. other than that, the funniest thing i ever saw him in was that episode of Louis where he looks out the window and a bunch of G-men in an unmarkes van blackbag a hobo off the street and replace him with a different hobo. i laughed at that scene for a month

>>214345697
kek

>>214345607 (OP)
BBC

>>214345607 (OP)
ITTY BITTY

>>214345607 (OP)
>What’s your favorite joke of his?
the show he had on fx

>>214345607 (OP)
He did an appearance in the O&A show where they were making fun of this 'director' of the shittiest movie ever.
At one point Louie said that if he was in the cinema and that movie started playing and outside was raining aids he would run out with his mouth open. Still makes me laugh when i remember it.

>>214345607 (OP)
I don't know. I guess the one where he puts himself down and says how hopeless everything is. oh wait that's all of them.

>>214345647
>>214347370
>quit being a faggot and suck his dick!

>>214346898
>casual sexual harassment on live tv
>retards wonder why he got canceled

I once thought about what I could do to make small talk if I went outside sometime and were to talk to somebody. So I could be prepared. My first thought was a passing memory about how I had once heard or read on the internet - perhaps this board - that Louis CK had described his daughter's vagina as a "cunt" in one of his comedy routines. I don't know if it's true, but it might be. I don't watch Louis CK. Regardless, my theoretical conversation would basically hinge off me presenting this as fact and deriding it. We could collectively agree on it being nasty and therefore they would think better of me.

To begin with, I'd steer the conversation towards comedy by asking about their favorite comedians. Once the opportunity arises I would say something like "You know Louis CK? I can't respect that guy. He's not for me."
The other person might respond "Because of his actions towards women?"
And I would reply "Not really. In a comedy routine he once talked about 'washing his daughter's cunt in the sink with his bare hands'. Not my words, those are his. He just seems like a vulgar guy. I can't respect that, even if it's a joke."

I'm still trying to map out how I would respond if they originally stated that Louis CK were one of their favorite comedians. I obviously could not then ridicule him.

>>214348444
digits wasted on a zoomer with retarded opinions. many such cases.

>>214348372
>That nigger made the shit out of my coffee!

>>214348476
gets me every single time

>>214348455
Nice pasta.

>>214345607 (OP)
Lots off stuff.. his monologue on SNL where he talks about growing up in the 70s

His "everything is amazing but nobody is happy" bit

>>214348444
pretty sure it was a bit, kid
>>214345607 (OP)
but speaking of him being MeToo'd, I loved the joke from his first show after he came back from that. He's talking about gay guys and kinks and says "some people are just into fucked up things."
Then just laughs and points at himself. The delivery was great, and his whole attitude of just not giving a fuck about being "cancelled" over some bullshit like that.


He also started that show with "so how were your last couple of years? Anybody else get in global amounts of trouble?" And just clearly isn't taking it seriously at all. Compare that to how Aziz Ansari started his first comeback show apologizing for getting a consensual blowjob.

>>214348738
that whole bit about that was great.

>If you ever ask somebody if you can jerk off in front of them, and they say "yes," say "are you sure"
>And then if they still say yes just don't do it
>Because now the whole world knows my thing.

"But why do you even want to do it?"
Because I like jerking off and I don't like being alone.

When he triggered conservative cancel culture by saying Sarah Palin had a retard makin cunt as a Vice Presidential candidate.

I liked his leaked audio of his comedy when he was working on his special returning from being canceled and what he refined it to in his special.

>"When you get in trouble you find out who your real friends are, turns out it's a lot of black people"
to
>"When you get in trouble you find out who your real friends are, people like saying that like it's a good thing. Who the fuck want's to know who their real friends are... It's never who you want it to be "

It's great comedy writing if intentional. Close second is his SNL monologue about pedos making the audience uncomfortable.

>>214348950
>its not your cool friends
>its your REAL friends
:(

>>214348757
I wish I could understand it more. Is it actually sexual at all? Does he expect you to participate? Is he jerking off to you, specifically, or has he got something else pulled up and just wants you to watch? What's the specific rub? "Not being alone" sounds like a cop out the same way shit eaters wax poetic about texture

>>214348444
>thing, Japan
:0

>>214349040
the women consented and he wasn't physically forcing them, i don't care about it at all. it's far more alarming that he's an open-borders-tard

>>214345697
My favorite off-the-cuff Louis bit
>>214345962
my favorite joke from his standup, this image has saved me from pre-ordering video games so many times

>>214345697
amazing

>>214349040
I knew a guy like this who turned full voyeur creep. In high school he told me and a friend even if they don’t touch you they’re involved. He said he had countless sexual “experiences” with women. We asked how many actually touched or directly interacted or he’ll even knew he was jacking off and he just casually mentioned his aunt when he was young and didn’t expound upon it more. About a decade ago according to Facebook drama he was caught fapping in the lady’s rest room in a stall next to a girl trying to shit.

For the young people out there. Shitty parent. One of your parents is gonna die. And the other one is just never gonna fucking die. They just will never fucking die. Ever.

>>214349520
lmao imagine the smell

>>214345647
This

Interracial breeding grounds

>>214346655
Did you just call him an N word nigger?

>>214346266
>gotta take a shoe off
i will never get over the disgusting fact that murricans wear shoes inside

>>214346687
>wade was the baby
HOLY KEK

>>214349520
>>214349863
victimless """crime""". This is why we need gender-neutral restrooms.

>>214350035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0maYbn8ED-A
Thanls for reminding me of that one.. Louie was a great show I loved the absurd moments like that.

>>214350223
that one looks vaguely passable so it's hot actually, it's the gross trannies that you know, look like a fat man with aspergers that nobody wants around them

>>214350426
Vaguely passable? Dude put your glasses on.

you know how the word nigger was invented?
someone was acting like a nigger, so they called him a nigger.

So he just played out a joke in real life that was played in hundreds of comedies, even Breaking Bad, and it was immediately cancelled?

>>214346687
>just trying to everyone happy
YIKES! enlightened centrists truly are the worst

>>214345607 (OP)
his comedy from the chair of sitting on a chair in the sky oh my God this is so incredible..

>>214350223
Why are all the troons like 6ft tall? I live in NYC and going near bushwich and Myrtle ave you often see a group of girls on a night out and one of those girls looks like Hagrid towering over regular folk, then she turns around and you realize that it's just a man in a dress.

>>214350426
i agree, this one here is acceptable, public masturbation should be allowed (*mandatory) if you're cute no matter your gender

>>214345607 (OP)
9/11

It's kind of hilarious how the left tried to cancel him for doing something that was 100% consensual with the full knowledge and permission of the women who participated. It's as if the left doesn't believe women have any agency and aren't capable of making decisions for themselves.

>>214345607 (OP)
Louie (2010) is peak entertainment. feel+comfy kind of vibe throughout the whole show

>>214351253
Aziz got MeToo'd for getting a consensual blowjob.

>>214350223
dis niga named nig

>>214349985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGiICfJSaD0

>>214350333
That's Great Big Fat Jay Oakerson saying the word.

>>214351603
Was The Claw consensual?

>>214351603
It was really more of the Claw that did him in

>>214345607 (OP)
Him reading to his kids

>>214345607 (OP)
Maybe the bit about the guys who make naked child statue fountains. Or the "there's somebody for everyone" bit.

>>214351253
It wasn't. Read the article. With one woman he started jerking off on the phone while they were having a business call.

Another woman he asked on set during the filming. She refused, but then had to work with him for weeks after. That's inappropriate behavior in a workplace.

And the two unfunny comedians he started jerking off without waiting for the answer. Then when they wanted to tell the story on stage, because how bizzare it was, they were silenced by his manager.

Years later he apologized to those women, so he clearly knew he did something wrong.

And those were just the women that came forward with their story. He's a chronic masturbator. He probably asked dozens of women.

>>214352027
>With one woman he started jerking off on the phone while they were having a business call.
you can be canceled for this? Was it a videocall? I've only done it on a audio only call. Though I did allude to it but I quickly made clear I "wasn't serious" and it was a friendly call not a business call.

>>214352027
Man i hope their problems are always so small

>>214352235
Well it's certainly unprofessional. I think you would be fired for that in most jobs. He was clearly making jerking noises, otherwise how would she know.

>>214352644
I assumed he showed her on cam or told her he was doing it during the call (for the thrill of it)

>>214345607 (OP)
Lots of his bits stick with me, I find myself thinking about the bit about how he went to a doctor about his ankle hurting and the response given was idk it's just shitty, learn to live with your shitty ankle until both you and your ankle die

>>214352759
That's a classic. Love me some Cuck King bros. Should go back and watch the show.

>>214352759
the bit where he says you arent parenting right unless youve given the silent finger to the back of your kid's head became really funny after i had kids

>>214345607 (OP)
The Batman rant still cripples me if I think about it today. I’m sure it was planned but the delivery kills me.

Also the “of course but maybe” logic frequently makes me giggle in social setting where I definitely need to stay quiet.

>>214352963
I used to think he was just a shitty, mediocre dad and now I realize everybody is shitty and mediocre with their kids and he’s just honest about it. You can be better but it never lasts more than a few hours with a toddler.

>>214349977
>North America was so peaceful until white people got there
Why does this myth persist? Tribes warred amongst each other for centuries.

>>214352027
>He's a chronic masturbator.
He should have just pulled the 'it's my culture' card. They're all chronic masturbators and Indian hate wasn't at the level it is now so he might have been able to get away with it at the time.

>>214355506
White guilt and a lifetime of propaganda is a hell of a drug cocktail

What's your favourite Louie short?
Hard mode: no nigger button

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ-Z1di-c58

Louis CK at laugh factory 2013
>I don't know about you but I am a bald middle-aged ginger white man who jerks off into a mcdonald's bag to aged out pretend lesbians on the internet every night. Actually I wouldn't even call it jerking off, my penis barely works, it's more squeezing a zit, and I wouldn't really call them lesbians, they have bigger and more fuctioning penises than mine, and to be frank mcdonald's is too expensive I just re-use the same doritos bag I found on the bus stop in 2005. Also it's my neighbor's internet. If anyone wants to use it his password is hitlerdidnothingwrong. Nice guy, really, if you can look past the nazi-ism. And well in my situation one can't afford to be picky. Anyway *phew* how are you all doing tonight? Feeling good about yourselves yet?

>>214345607 (OP)
"People from Phoenix are Phoenicians"

>>214351799
How are you sure? I assumed it was just Louie himself but it sounds like either of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD9J_r6a7XM
This is hilarious and sage-like.

>>214356026
Many are saying this.

>>214356026
there was another time he described jerking off as "draining a cyst" and that really stuck with me

>>214345647
>faggot and nigger
this

>>214350913
far from centrist
his main shtick for the past decade has been attacking the Bible