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Anonymous No.214347061 >>214347100 >>214347135 >>214347197 >>214347204 >>214347219 >>214347960
>Bella, I'm in love with your unborn daughter and will marry her when she turns 18
What the fuck? The Twilight series is literally the weirdest white people shit I've ever seen
Anonymous No.214347100 >>214347151 >>214347219
>>214347061 (OP)
Brownies and blacks can't think 5 minutes into the future so I can see why it is white-people coded, fair point
Anonymous No.214347127 >>214347151
>Bella I know your daughter was just born but I'm going to tear that pussy up with my canonically knotted cock when she turns 14
what did Jacob mean by this?
Anonymous No.214347135
>>214347061 (OP)
racebait thread about a series for literal teenage girls that most first worlders laughed at? what time is it in india?
Anonymous No.214347151 >>214347219
>>214347100
>>214347127
Why are white people so pedo-coded?
This is from the official wiki:
1st stage—If the imprintee is young, the shape-shifter will act as an older sibling.

2nd stage—As the imprintee grows older, the shape-shifter will also come to be their best friend.

3rd stage—They become intimate friends, meaning, their feelings for each other are changing into romantic feelings. This stage may or may not happen to the imprintee, but the imprinter will fall in love with his imprintee. They will not "see" any other woman at all. Their imprintee is all he cares about and he will love her even if she rejects him.

4th stage—When the imprintee is old enough, the shape-shifter's feelings grow into romantic love.

>literally grooming
Anonymous No.214347197 >>214347224
>>214347061 (OP)
Funny how women didn't care about age gap back then.
Anonymous No.214347204
>>214347061 (OP)
The author is Mormon, and Mormonism has this weird idea that all souls existed since the dawn of time, each of them having a soulmate already chosen for them well before that soul is born on earth. The injuns and their “imprinting” is Meyers’s crazy-ass religious ideas coming out.
The “no Bella we can’t have sex” thing is the same, just stemming from a less insane place
Anonymous No.214347219
>>214347061 (OP)
>>214347100
>>214347151
I bet real money this is one retard who just watched twilight and thinks no one brought this up before. imprinting was universally laughed at when these came out
>le whites
Post hands
Anonymous No.214347224
>>214347197
Caring about age gaps is exclusively an incel or post-wall syndrome issue
Anonymous No.214347960 >>214348035
>>214347061 (OP)
Repressed sexuality amongst Mormon women leads to some pretty strange stuff.
Anonymous No.214348035
>>214347960
If I dated a Mormon, would they have weird sexual fetishes? Sounds kinda hot