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Anonymous No.214347519 >>214347550 >>214347633 >>214348720 >>214349717 >>214350034 >>214351286 >>214354337
How are they adpating this Penis to the big screen
Anonymous No.214347550
>>214347519 (OP)
badly
Anonymous No.214347560 >>214347615 >>214348828 >>214348889
This book was such a slog
Anonymous No.214347615 >>214348889 >>214351404
>>214347560
They all are
Anonymous No.214347633 >>214347646
>>214347519 (OP)
villeneuve said he is stopping at dune messiah
Anonymous No.214347646
>>214347633
he also said he wasn't doing messiah

the cheque hasn't came in yet
Anonymous No.214348720
>>214347519 (OP)
I thought 4 was the most fun. Just a giant worm man screwing with everyone and instilling life lessons
Anonymous No.214348828 >>214348889
>>214347560
All but first two, maybe three were. If you want to turn off your brain, just read Brian's series.
Anonymous No.214348889
>>214347560
>>214347615
>>214348828
All four books are great, only the third is a bit slow.
Anonymous No.214349717
>>214347519 (OP)
They made a half man half scorpion creature in The Mummy 2, how difficult could it be?
Anonymous No.214350034
>>214347519 (OP)
Boss bitch Siona
It will completely miss the point and focus entirely on the strong female side characters
Anonymous No.214351286
>>214347519 (OP)
Shit
Anonymous No.214351368 >>214355586
Just finished the second book. No idea why people say it is good. Just characters talking about what their plans are and then never doing them. Totally impossible to adapt something so dull to the big screen.
Anonymous No.214351404 >>214352821
>>214347615
Don't you want to hear the rivetting tale of the space jews?
It's funny how many people claim to have read dune but didn't get up to the space jews. Literal fucking space jews.
Anonymous No.214352821 >>214353103 >>214353177 >>214353262 >>214353288
>>214351404
Who are the space Jews? Multiple groups could fall into that category, the Bene Gesserit, the Bene Tleilax, the Ixians
Anonymous No.214353103
>>214352821
The faction you dislike, obviously.
Anonymous No.214353177
>>214352821
There are jews in the Dune universe
Anonymous No.214353262
>>214352821
Spacing guild. I haven't read this dogshit
Anonymous No.214353288 >>214353473
>>214352821
Literally jews as in oy vey kill Palestinian children goy. That and there's a couple called Rick and Morty or something who are watching everything but Herbert died before revealing they were Mormons.
Anonymous No.214353473
>>214353288
Nobody cares about Chapterhouse or Brian
Anonymous No.214354249
LEAKED
Anonymous No.214354337
>>214347519 (OP)
HEY DUNCAN, CHECK IT OUT! I DID SOME SPICE TO ME BODY, AND NOW IT’S ALSO A WORM BODY!
I GOT A WORM BODY, DUNCAN!
Anonymous No.214355586
>>214351368
Overrated: the books