Thread 214348745

/tv/ food you wanted to try

Hagrid is a big fat stupid dumb fat retard.

>>214348745 (OP)
>cut like a yin-yang symbol

huh

I can't remember why the cake is cracked. Maybe it's only because Hagrid is rustic and sloppy.

numero huit

>>214348745 (OP)
The Hawaiian Burger from Pulp Fiction and the $5 dollar shake

>>214348745 (OP)

Cakes always look more delicious than they actually are.

The exception being ice cream cake.

>>214349228

Hagrid literally tells Harry he sat on it on the ride there.

>>214348745 (OP)
Jennifer Lawrence's butthole.

>>214350714

It's 'Big Kahuna Burger'.

Also, the shake would be $10.90 adjusted for inflation.

>>214350763

This is the polar opposite of truth.

>>214350763
bullshit

obligatory

>>214349228
>>214348851
he cut it around the letters instead of through. kinda cute

>>214351082
thats not hunger, its famine

>>214351082
Man that's a really deep cup

>>214350763
I feel the same way about doughnuts

>>214349536
uma delicia

>>214351082
the 12 second water pour always blows my mind

>>214350797
the cake is soft and made up of frosting and moist 'cake', it would be smooshed not cracked

If he went to a muggle shop for the cake supplies, why didn't he just have one made to order.

>>214348745 (OP)
>>214349228
>Happee
>Birthdae
That's a Hogwarts education right there.

>>214351247
throw some diced up bacon in there and that shit would keep me full for a week. i am out of hollywood food webms but does this count? also, someone post a vid of kurt russell's nachos in deathproof

cant find a good pic but the diner scene in fear & loathing always makes me want shitty diner food and lemon meringue pie

>>214351082
I never understood the dirty looks he gets from the bar workers. Sure, he's hosing that fucking skillet of beans like he's never had a meal in his life, but he's not being messy or eating it like a nigger. He's not even leaving crumbs or drips on the table, he's just eating like a guy who just crossed the desert.

>>214348745 (OP)
The Big Kahuna Burger looked so good I looked up a recipe for how to make a Hawaiian style burger. Pretty good actually and it kinda started me down the road of learning to cook which is one of my big passions to this day
But since that was already mentioned, in A Goofy Movie when Max and PJ are hanging out in the hotel and eating that pizza with the cheese absolutely dripping off of it, damn I wanted a slice.

>>214351621
hagrid tells he harry he was kicked out of school, and the first book is explicitly a children's book so she wrote him as the dim witted but lovable oaf

>>214351082
mukbang for boomers

>>214352133
slop bowl

>>214351829
had he been a dick upon entering the establishment?

>>214352133
why does she look like elon musk in this one

the DQ they get in The Outsiders. matt dillon saying "barbecue sandwiches" makes me want a burger with some char and a good deal of mustard

The Chili Sogs from the new Naked Gun, before that movie I thought a Chili Dog was just a thing they made up for Sonic, still no idea what they are though.

>>214351734
i gotcha
http://thematernalfoodie.blogspot.com/2012/03/death-proof-nachos.html

>>214352971
fukken saved, ty frend

>>214351211
I make my burgers like this but I skip the onions. If I was going to use onions I'd probably caramelise them but it takes fucking ages and requires a ton of onions.

>>214352133
as a /tv/cel i couldn't imagine holding eye contact for half that time
wtf

forgot this

>>214352133
What's the deal with this video?

>>214353037
stick the onions in the pan first and let them sweat a bit, then smash the patties on top of them

>>214348745 (OP)
I pickled the figs myself!

>>214350670
>Those damn Nazis, so evil with their...
>Uh...
>DAIRY!!!
This is the thought process of the average brownoid.

>>214352133
Do Brazilian women just flirt this hard with every random guy they meet, or is she actually into him?

>>214352251
They pre-record these segments right? Why didn't they just redo it?

>>214348745 (OP)
That's a British cake. It's going to have beans in it.

>>214351621
>>214351957
Well yeah, Hogwarts doesn't have a single actual topic in their curriculum. No math, no reading comprehension, no science, only magical history, only magical topics. Wizards may know how to wave a wand around, but they are essentially all uneducated retards.

hook imaginary puddin

That cheese always looked damn tasty

>>214350763
Ice cream cake is awful. Just a worse way to eat a bowl of ice cream.
Real cake can either be shit (flavorless sponge with gross oil based frosting) or S-tier

>>214353601
You can already eat that whenever you want. You just have to believe.

>>214353702
Wish I could still believe, brother

>>214353601
why does the cheese say
>C H U D B U T T
?

>>214350831
>the shake would be $10.90 adjusted for inflation.
that's not expensive

>>214352611
chilli and sea bass

>>214350763
Extremely foolish post.

>>214351082
thinkin about them B E A N S

>>214351082
Terence Hill made those beans look so damn good, I had to make some myself. I fried up some diced up bacon and onions in a pan, then added pinto beans, beef stock, cumin, and paprika. Let it simmer for like two hours. Then mashed some of the beans to thicken it up. I tasted for salt, but the bacon made it plenty salty so it didn't need extra. God it was so fucking delicious. My only regret is that I couldn't eat more in one sitting like Terence Hill.

>>214351621
He's such a pedo loser

>>214355930
Gabagool? Ova heeere

>>214356132
>

Yeah I am thinking kino, he could have subbed me in for the seafood platter during this scene

>>214353803
Looks like some of the food has the name and faces of the people who imagined it. Thudbutt is that black fat kid, Too Small (the little kid) is on the watermelons. Weird.

>>214351829
They offered him a bowl of beans and he basically stole the whole fucking skillet. Plus he's a filthy broke bastard.

>>214353540
wizards are basically those israeli people that collect bennies to do nothing but study the torah 24/7

>>214356168
Needed this gif

no steamed hams? s m h

>>214353540
You don't need that kind of education when you can solve literally every problem with magic. Also the school teaches everyone how to spell.

>>214351829
free saloon lunch was laid out on the table for everyone there to have some
you serve yourself and then sit down at a table to eat (and the idea is you then buy drinks)
this guy is basically eating directly from a buffet table

teehee

>>214352133
i still don't get why this is a meme

>>214356760
only reason it got popular was because she was murdered shortly after this was taken, might even be the last time she was seen alive on camera. also had overlap with the “find you a girl who looks at you like this”/pizza girl meme.

>>214356783
Sounds like something you just made up

>>214356767
This and Tree Stars

>>214356827
I didn’t, she was one of the people murdered in Moscow, Idaho in November 2022. was all over the need for a bit

>>214356751
A cowpie with googly eyes.

>>214356885
*news

>>214351260
Kek this one gets me every time

>>214351734
What is this the goyslop special for Timmy’s birthday?

>>214356708
Still?

>>214356864
It’s Chilean sea bass you troglodyte.

>>214356864
This is such rage bait because I clearly see chili peppers on this plate, maybe even two types (the red ones are obviously chilis, the greens could be haricot verts or another chili)

>>214354801
Mmm, candle wax.

>>214357001
this is bait from big patagonian toothfish interests

>>214357001
The joke is that he's always saying he spared no expense, but he can't afford to give them the full entree he promised.

The Jooky ads were just Sprite making fun of itself. It just looks like Sprite but with purple food coloring. Still want to try it though.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pVtsS14MAjk

>>214351260
gimme some of the yeller

>>214356993
while searching for that picture I see they actually sold blue milk at some point

>>214357033
Kek

>>214356885
but the murdered ones were blonde

>>214357206
found the killer

>>214357012
Those are cherry tomatoes

>>214357154
>That's no moon... It's TruMoo!

>>214357033
Are you saying I'm too ugly to go on a plate at your FANCY PARK?

>>214357348
tips look a bit more tapered. looks like sweety drop peppers

>>214357410
It's cherry tomatoes and string beans, there's no peppers there.

>>214353277
Yeah sure thats why the nazis are bad in the movie

>>214351734
TV's on the floor really?

>>214356760
She's just cute and had a fun interaction with a complete stranger

>>214352611
So much food for those people lol.

>>214357368
i dont make the fucking rules because i dont have any holdings in the patagonian toothfish market

>>214351082
the way he fakes drinking is so cringe. dishonest cinema

>>214354801
>can literally create food out of thin fucking air
why havent the wizards solves world hunger yet?

>>214357801
They can’t create food, the slaves cooked it like normal people and Dumbledore just teleported it in from the kitchens.