Thread 214351302

*gets referenced in your kino and instantly elevates it*

>>214351302 (OP)
Paradise Lost is true kino. When are they making the film?

>>214351324
They made the His Dark Materials TV show though.

>>214351342
Isn’t that some vampire gay shit?

>>214351324
They already have.

>>214351302 (OP)
>read the bible
>love Jesus
>hate God
kinda weird desu

>>214351302 (OP)
>Still no solid Book of Revelation kino
I'm not even a Christian and it hurts...

>>214351396
>I'm not even a Christian
you're brown and you're going to hell, sorry

>>214351386
>love the kind bears guy who helps everyone and even sacrifices himself for you
>hate the guy who commits genocide every 100 years

>>214351478
You guys are just too weird to take seriously but that doesn't mean I don't want to watch Bible kino. Prince of Egypt is probably the best animated movie of all time (even if it's more Jewish than Christian)

>>214351478
most christians are brown you dingus

>>214351302 (OP)
>English Standard Version
Based. I read the study bible and it was very edifying.

>>214352008
Way to out yourself as a larper. The only based edition is the KJV, and to a lesser extent the NKJV.

im considering getting a tattoo that would involve this quote (probably in latin)

>>214351302 (OP)
How do you feel about movies where a guy gets shot down, but then it turns out the pocket bible he kept next to his heart stopped the bullet?

>>214353945
A real Christian would rather die than harm The Holy Bible.

How would you feel if it was the Quran?

Or maybe a copy of Dianetetics?

>>214352008
>>214352960
You only really have to read The Old Testament. You will get more out of the Iliad, the Odyssey, Gilgamesh and maybe Republic than the New Testament.

>>214354193
sounds like someone only read the KJV.

>>214352960
KJV is not translated well, but it sounds nice.

>>214354178
It would be based if it was the Book of Mormon.

>>214351302 (OP)
>is used to signal that a character is a villain

>>214355821
Very realistic.

>>214354178
Islam has the least kino potential of all widespread religions.

>>214354942
>Jerking off to KJV

Just read NIV. The Bible is the hardest book to interpret correctly. There is no shame using an easy to read and UNDERSTAND The Word of God. Even Jesus called disciples stupid for being so dumb understand the Kingdom of Heaven.

The world needs people who understand Bible than being smug about reading an ancient Bible translation.

>>214355916
it sucks that jimmy clan will get taken down. i really like him as an antihero

>>214351324
It would need multiple parts or a long runtime, god tier writing/direction (possilby silent and animated?), and require a decent budget. The chances of it getting all of these are astronomical.

>It's an Anon who buys KJV as his first Bible episode
>It's an Anon who starts reading The Bible cover to cover than starting from Psalms and Book of Mark to Revelations episode.

Many such cases.
Many such cases.

>>214351386
>love Jesus
Obviously you haven't read book of Matthew.

>>214356365
>Matthew 21:18-19 In the morning, as he was returning to the city, he became hungry. And seeing a fig tree by the wayside, he went to it and found nothing on it but only leaves. And he said to it, “May no fruit ever come from you again!” And the fig tree withered at once.
WTF was his problem?

>>214352960
silence prot

>>214356560
Matthew portrays Jesus, ironically, a cult leader.

>Makes Pharisees seething in anger by fulfilling the prophecies
>Chooses pagans over Jews who rejected John The Baptist before Him
>Demands His followers to lose all their belongings, friends, family and even their lives or He will reject them in Heaven

>>214353013
>tattoo
degenerate

>>214356560
Fig tree = the jews and how they will never bear fruit (profets, holy men, proof that they are God's chosen people) ever again since they're about to fail their final test (not recognize and then kill the son of God)

>>214355947
>>214354942
>>214352008
If you want the most accurate and unbiased translation read the NRSV. If you want the best translation read the NLT(New Living Translation)

>>214351396
>I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.
Jews would never approve/

>>214351324
closest thing

[9:20] Noah, a man of the soil, was the first to plant a vineyard.
[9:21] He drank some of the wine and became drunk, and he lay uncovered in his tent.
[9:22] And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brothers outside.
[9:23] Then Shem and Japheth took a garment, laid it on both their shoulders, and walked backward and covered the nakedness of their father; their faces were turned away, and they did not see their father's nakedness.
[9:24] When Noah awoke from his wine and knew what his youngest son had done to him,
[9:25] he said, "Cursed be Canaan; lowest of slaves shall he be to his brothers."
[9:26] He also said, "Blessed by the LORD my God be Shem; and let Canaan be his slave.
[9:27] May God make space for Japheth, and let him live in the tents of Shem; and let Canaan be his slave."


I don't get it

[17:23] Then Abraham took his son Ishmael and all the slaves born in his house or bought with his money, every male among the men of Abraham's house, and he circumcised the flesh of their foreskins that very day, as God had said to him.
[17:24] Abraham was ninety-nine years old when he was circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin.
[17:25] And his son Ishmael was thirteen years old when he was circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin.
[17:26] That very day Abraham and his son Ishmael were circumcised;
[17:27] and all the men of his house, slaves born in the house and those bought with money from a foreigner, were circumcised with him.


Grim

>>214353013
If you want to tattoo yourself with a Bible verse, choose Leviticus 19:28.

And God said, let there be beetles! And there was beetles. And lo some beetles were black, others were brown. There were even blue beetles, purple, and red. Some were of others color still, yellow and orange and white, even green. Many beetles there were. And God saw that this was good.

>>214351359
The plotline and its themes aren't even close to Paradise Lost.