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Anonymous No.214352141 >>214352154 >>214352175 >>214352286 >>214352607 >>214352659 >>214352660 >>214352700 >>214353048 >>214354869 >>214354907 >>214355080 >>214355339 >>214355469 >>214355853 >>214356557 >>214356606 >>214356615
This is true and a very bad premise
Anonymous No.214352154 >>214352222 >>214356331
>>214352141 (OP)
what subreddit did you get this from bud be honest
Anonymous No.214352175
>>214352141 (OP)
You forgot
>"I WASN'T TRAINED FOR THIS"
Anonymous No.214352222
>>214352154
r/starterpacks
Anonymous No.214352286
>>214352141 (OP)
>WE NEED BACKUP
Anonymous No.214352312
>THEY JUST KEEP COMING
Anonymous No.214352316 >>214352329 >>214352355 >>214352784 >>214354182 >>214354279 >>214354286 >>214354387 >>214354514 >>214355368 >>214355465
humanity couldn't even muster up the discipline to fight COVID

y'all would definitely die in a zombie apocalypse lol
Anonymous No.214352329 >>214354279 >>214354542
>>214352316
rotting fingers typed this post
Anonymous No.214352355 >>214354279 >>214355809
>>214352316
The zombie movies were prepping normies for the nothing-burger that was covid.
Anonymous No.214352607
>>214352141 (OP)
I think you mean "trope" not "premise"
Anonymous No.214352659
>>214352141 (OP)
>I just emptied a clip into one of them and he's still coming.
>they are too fast!
Anonymous No.214352660
>>214352141 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_KUMaztNJA

Read the Yonkers chapter in WWZ
Anonymous No.214352700 >>214356527
>>214352141 (OP)
I do think the military would probably abandon swathes of land, mostly in flyover states. They can't simply be stationed everywhere. Though the progression of the outbreak is the biggest factor. If it incubated for months without obvious signs and it wasn't as simple as getting bit, there might be a pretty bad outbreak. Left 4 Dead makes it airborne which is worst case scenario.
Anonymous No.214352732 >>214352798 >>214352886
>sir there's a little girl
Anonymous No.214352784 >>214352895 >>214354279
>>214352316
You can't shoot a cold
Anonymous No.214352798 >>214352886
>>214352732
>IS SHE INFECTED??
>Doesn't seem so sir
Anonymous No.214352850 >>214354821 >>214355877
Bullets kill you by tearing your insides up until you die from bloodloss/shock. If a zombie were immune to that, a large horde would have to be blown up with ordinance every time and then it becomes a logistics question.
Anonymous No.214352886
>>214352732
>>214352798
Anonymous No.214352895 >>214354279
>>214352784
Have you tried?
Anonymous No.214353048 >>214354226 >>214354881
>>214352141 (OP)
The Battle of Yonkers deboonks this. Soldiers spend their entire careers being trained to aim for the center mass, which is useless against a ghoul. As long as they’ve got an intact brain and some mobility, they’ll never stop coming at you. They don’t get afraid, they don’t surrender, they don’t get tired, they don’t retreat, and they don’t even get hungry.

It also makes a point of saying that the majority of deaths in the early wave isn’t even a result of the zombies, but thr ensuing civil unrest and general panic overwhelming military, law enforcement, and medical centers, and those are the ones who didn’t desert to be with their families.
Anonymous No.214353160 >>214354585 >>214354716
It's better to move away from the magic zombies and more towards Resident Evil style BOW zombies. At least then you can justify the military losses. Even if it's still a horde of shamblers you can just make some shit up (essentially just more magic) about their body composition being "altered by the virus" so they can tank rifle fire to the chest and shit.
Anonymous No.214353214
>to
kys
Announcing a sage No.214354182 >>214354286
>>214352316
Trvke. Every chud would be the obligatory gets bit but tries to hide it from the others guy.
Anonymous No.214354226
>>214353048
Artillery since WW2 explodes before hitting the ground. It would cut swarths of zombies from headshots.
Anonymous No.214354279 >>214354350 >>214354401 >>214355496 >>214355607 >>214355796
>>214352316
>>214352329
>>214352355
>>214352784
>>214352895

He's not wrong you know. Just look at covid. How retarded people were

>Durrrr i'm not gonna wear a mouth mask I have rights
>Noooo i'm not gonna stay inside
>Noooo i'm still going out and shake peoples hand

IF a zombie apocalypse ever breaks out, the same type of retards would be like that kek

You dont need the army for that, unless it is to shoot every retard that doesnt practise social distancing this time
Anonymous No.214354286
>>214354182
>>214352316
covid wasn't real, samefaggot tranny
Anonymous No.214354350 >>214354382
>>214354279
reasonably good ragebait
Anonymous No.214354382 >>214354604 >>214355607
>>214354350
Are you retarded? He is making a point that people would get infected voluntary because people are fucking retards. Look at covid. People literally didn't believe it.

>Oh eating mcdonalds every week is fine
>Oh smoking cigarettes is fine
>Oh yeah never exercising is fine
>Oh yeah drinking alcohol is fine
>WHAT?!?! A VAXXINATION?!?!?! I WOULD NEVER!!!
Anonymous No.214354387 >>214354464
>>214352316
COVID was a weak lame disease so halfway through everyone except neurotic redditors just realised it barely mattered. The vast majority of the people it killed were like 80.
Anonymous No.214354401 >>214355945
>>214354279
How many shots you on?
Anonymous No.214354444
No soldier would ever do anything retarded, it's just unrealistic
Anonymous No.214354464 >>214354605 >>214354660
>>214354387
Do you really think it would go any other way in first few months if it was serious?
Anonymous No.214354514 >>214354586 >>214355914 >>214356920
>>214352316
This is true, but the absurdity would be the worse part. People on the right being like “this is muh pappy!” and shooting people who try to kill their zombie grandfather as he eats his neighbor. People on the left refusing to shoot black zombies and guilting each other about “living privilege” until they start deliberately infecting themselves. It would make you want to start killing people alongside the zombies.
Anonymous No.214354542
>>214352329
kek
Anonymous No.214354585
>>214353160
Crazies was a decent take on that.
Anonymous No.214354586
>>214354514
Many people would hide being bitten too. It's an incurable disease. People wouldn't willingly go to a military post to be euthanized.
Anonymous No.214354604
>>214354382
Whatever floats your boat. Your "my team vs their team" thinking must make things pretty easy for you though.
Anonymous No.214354605 >>214354852 >>214355425 >>214355510
>>214354464
>do you think people would react differently if the death rate was 100 percent and not 0.1 percent
yes! no shit retard
people were taking it pretty seriously with all the chink horror videos of people spazzing out at random and welding each other in their apartments and screaming but it turns out chinks just do that sometimes and it was only a bad cold
Anonymous No.214354660 >>214354726 >>214354852
>>214354464
The second there's multiple videos of people being eaten alive you'd know it's real. It doesn't matter if they're literally zombies or if it's a fungal infection, everyone has been primed by 50 years of movies to accept this. No one cares about the flu, especially after they get it.
Anonymous No.214354698
Asians could survive zombie apocalypse like in the Dead trilogy. Whitoids are cooked, but some enclaves could survive, non-whites would be all dead in 2 months max.
Anonymous No.214354716
>>214353160
This, the real kino is slow zombies with accelerated regen that can puke infectious material, video games perfected the concept
Anonymous No.214354726 >>214354879 >>214355032
>>214354660
What is AI?

>fungal
I'm thinking of the Dead trilogy. Basically everyone that dies returns as a zombie.
Anonymous No.214354821
>>214352850
Yes. Return of the living dead explored this very well.
Anonymous No.214354852 >>214354979 >>214355064
>>214354605
>>214354660
Depends on how it does its thing, if it have month or two of incubation period and no symptoms outside of common cold, 3-4 months of people not giving a shit would be enough to paralyze if not decimate population centers.
Anonymous No.214354869
>>214352141 (OP)
Something like 28 Days Later would be brutal but the military would win in the end just like they do in the movie. Zombies would all starve to death in two weeks and the military would come back in and reconquer. But in the meantime imagine thousands and thousands of methed out PCP dudes sprinting at you, if you don't have mounted machine guns you're fucked.
Anonymous No.214354879 >>214354922
>>214354726
>What is AI?
Look at it this way, if you released a handful of realistic looking AI videos of people being dragged down and eaten in the street 90% of people would believe they were real
Anonymous No.214354881
>>214353048
The author was a nogunz neverserved, and his retardation is why people like you think shit like this.
Anonymous No.214354907
>>214352141 (OP)
zombies are retarded and only work in a fantasy setting and only as minor creatures, not some unstoppable naruto running super powered killers that infect everything instantly.
Anonymous No.214354922 >>214355827
>>214354879
people are already waking up to the fact if its on a screen, it isn't real.
Anonymous No.214354979
>>214354852
If it has a 2 month incubation period nothing is going to save anyone
Anonymous No.214355032
>>214354726
>What is AI?
Irrelevant when the threat is being eaten alive and confirmation is coming from every angle
>Basically everyone that dies returns as a zombie.
Then they won't have to wait long to see it IRL
Anonymous No.214355064
>>214354852
>if it have month or two of incubation period
Already would be fucked at that point
>3-4 months
People would start caring immediately after the dead started rising and eating people.
Anonymous No.214355080
>>214352141 (OP)
>to
GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING SAR!!
Anonymous No.214355339
>>214352141 (OP)
I agree. The real military not only of the US but of any nation would have every zombie swept out of an area fast, then expand the perimeter from there. They'd take ground one street and one block at a time while sweeping every building. They'll focus on the resources of food, water, medical supplies, and fuel.
Anonymous No.214355368
>>214352316
>you didn't all stop what you're doing to fight the imaginary problem
Anonymous No.214355425
>>214354605
A true masterpiece of chink propaganda. They should never have been believed by anyone.
Anonymous No.214355465 >>214355514
>>214352316
What should have been done differently?
Anonymous No.214355469 >>214355543 >>214355548
>>214352141 (OP)
The real problem would be a mosquito landing on somebody and "nothing personnel"ing every line of defense
Anonymous No.214355496
>>214354279
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.214355510
>>214354605
>it turns out chinks just do that sometimes
Turns out chinks fooled the rest of the world into shutting down their economies
Anonymous No.214355514 >>214355550
>>214355465
Nothing. If we did nothing, and allowed the infected to quarantine themselves we would all be 4 years further ahead right now.
Anonymous No.214355540 >>214355643
>He's not wrong you know. Just look at covid. How retarded people were
>
>>Durrrr i'm not gonna wear a mouth mask I have rights
>>Noooo i'm not gonna stay inside
>>Noooo i'm still going out and shake peoples hand
>
>IF a zombie apocalypse ever breaks out, the same type of retards would be like that kek
>
>You dont need the army for that, unless it is to shoot every retard that doesnt practise social distancing this time
Anonymous No.214355543
>>214355469
No zombie infection has ever been spread by mosquitos in any movie.
Anonymous No.214355548
>>214355469
True. Pesticides and insect repellant would absolutely be critical.
Anonymous No.214355550 >>214355649
>>214355514
That is doing something different
Anonymous No.214355593
>zombie film
>"it began as a simple flu vaccine"
>meanwhile in china bat soup lab:
>*ching chong cough*
Anonymous No.214355607 >>214355908
>>214354382
>>214354279
People didn't believe what, exactly? If you mean that they didn't believe it was proportional to shut down the entire world over a mild flu, then yeah, that's true.
Anonymous No.214355643 >>214355668
>>214355540
meds.
Anonymous No.214355649
>>214355550
Yes, what we did was extremely retarded, and instead we should have done nothing. Pardon the ambiguity.
Anonymous No.214355668
>>214355643
Why? I'm not part of your tribe.
Anonymous No.214355796
>>214354279
>Just look at covid. How retarded people were
>IF a zombie apocalypse ever breaks out, the same type of retards would be like that kek

I don't need covid to know that.
My parents don't "get" the general concept of infection/infestation and spreading full stop. Like, the actual idea of it. Doesn't even need to involve any diseases.
They once got bedbugs at their place. Unfortunate, yes, but this can be dealt with. BUT NOT IF YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDS. Some examples:
1) taking a large armchair (idk how you call it in English, but it has lots of "fabrics" in its construction, where these fuckers love to live, not just bare metal or wood) and deciding to transport it to the countryside summer house, which OF COURSE resulted in infestation of that too
2) not telling visiting people about the bedbugs, which resulted in infestation of their homes too (if you don't actively pay attention, you can fairly easily bring a few of them or their tiny eggs home on your clothes or items)
3) not understanding the concept that any substances made to combat bedbugs need to be reapplied (or kept in place) regularly for a reasonable amount of time, because new generations of bedbugs grow out of already laid eggs that take some time to hatch, and these eggs are typically not affected
4) even when a paid/hired exterminator comes and educates them about these, they listen to him with expressions of understanding, then fucking immediately when he leaves, they start discussing in confusion between each other what he said and together arrive at some conclusion that is the complete fucking polar opposite of what he told them

They are with 500% confidence going to be super-spreaders of absolutely anything, disease or otherwise.

They also don't believe that you contribute to making someone ill by coughing/sneezing near them in a small space. (this wasn't even about covid, this was about regular flu)
Anonymous No.214355809
>>214352355
lmao made the chuds get mad but youre right
>hurrr i have rights im gonna go outside and walk around the zombies!!
Anonymous No.214355827
>>214354922
Go to any subreddit that revolves around controversial and heated topics (like worldnews or anything else like that) and watch incredible amounts of people falling for exceptionally obvious chatgpt comments every minute.
Anonymous No.214355853
>>214352141 (OP)
Most realistic part about those flicks by the way, bootlicker
Anonymous No.214355877
>>214352850
>ordinance
Yes, sir, mister wannabe soldier fag, lmao
Anonymous No.214355908 >>214356160
>>214355607
They licked doorhandles out of spite, that's how dumb they were. They would get bitten by zombies to show those lintards that zombies are fake
Anonymous No.214355914
>>214354514
I’d watch that.
Anonymous No.214355945
>>214354401
He’s like a frat house.
Anonymous No.214356017 >>214356161 >>214356195
Someone should make a zombie kino that takes place in Afghanistan circa 2015.

The US and Taliban have to team up to fight hordes of zombies coming over the mountains from Pakistan and India.

Or a zombie movie in contemporary Ukraine wherein the Ukrainians and Russians slowly realize their only hope of survival is cooperation.
Anonymous No.214356090
People aren't aware of how big military hardware is, pic rel could gun down thousands of zombies, drive back for ammo and repeat
Anonymous No.214356160 >>214356186
>>214355908
If something as dangerous as that actually happens, it will be undeniable pretty quickly
Anonymous No.214356161
>>214356017
>he still thinks something like this would ever happen
Might as well have toddlers defeat zombies with the power of friendship
Anonymous No.214356186
>>214356160
Depends which kind of zombie it is and how quick people turn. Not everything is the retarded rage virus
Anonymous No.214356195
>>214356017
>Ukrainians and Russians
too hard to tell them apart, it's like having a movie with two guys names Bob
Anonymous No.214356239 >>214356273
My own idea of a somewhat-biological, largely-mythological threat (and a story/movie based on that) is a terrorist group that leaves severed Medusa heads in crowded places at random.

A guy walks up to some bench in a busy public square, opens the bag that he has with him, pulls out a severed female head by the hair/snakes and leaves it there. Anyone who looks at it gets turned into marble.
Anonymous No.214356273 >>214356389
>>214356239
Sounds like one of the most boring movies imaginable.
kys
Anonymous No.214356286
>gets bitten
>hides it from the rest of the group for some reason
Anonymous No.214356331
>>214352154
/v/
Anonymous No.214356339 >>214356490
Has there ever been a movie where the zombies get taken care of before it actually gets bad?
Anonymous No.214356371
>first contact with whites who rejected modernity
>immediately becomes redpilled
Anonymous No.214356389
>>214356273
No, it's not about the dramatic effect of the turning itself.
It's about exploring how governments could react to threats like this. Not just preventively (I suppose you could start scanning bags and dealing with it just like with other terrorism), but how do you deal with the actively ongoing situation?

>911, what's your emergency?
>People are turning into stone here, man!

A couple of police units are dispatched to see what's up, they also turn into stone when they inevitably look around or even just try to follow the line of sight of the petrified victims.

Suppose you have the location closed off, suppose you even roughly figure out what's going on (if anyone looks that way he turns into stone). Now what? How exactly do you handle it?

I think this angle is quite interesting.
Anonymous No.214356490 >>214356620
>>214356339
Night of the Living Dead
Anonymous No.214356527
>>214352700
Even worse every immune human is an active carrier
Anonymous No.214356557 >>214356643
>>214352141 (OP)
>to many
GOOD FUCKING MORNING SIR!!
Anonymous No.214356606
>>214352141 (OP)
you dont even need vehicles. having artillery would pulverize a horde of zombies with a single shell, but movies are retarded and they think battles are won with pew pew soldiers.
Anonymous No.214356615
>>214352141 (OP)
>Military responds with nuclear force eliminating the outbreak
>Woops! They actually spread it further and lose all ability to contain the zombies since they're essentially invincible!
Anonymous No.214356620 >>214356657
>>214356490
Isn't Dawn of the Dead supposed to be a direct sequel to Night? Shit still gets fucked even though it seems like things are calmer at the end of the first movie.
Anonymous No.214356643 >>214356698
>>214356557
Actually ESL people don't make that mistake. It's the kind of mistake you can only make if you learn speaking before you learn writing or reading.
The same is true for all languages. There are some retarded homophonic mistakes that you can only make if you didn't consciously learn the two different words and if you "always" knew them from speech (effectively since age 0).
Anonymous No.214356657
>>214356620
Sequels don't ever have to be counted. People can make up whatever they want if the movie gets popular to continue it
Anonymous No.214356698 >>214356897
>>214356643
>I actually make retarded mistakes because I know the language too well!
let me guess you were a "gifted" kid as well.
Anonymous No.214356897
>>214356698
That's literally the thing, this is not knowing the language too well. This is the complete opposite.

Mistakes like they're / there / their in English (and many other similar ones like this in other languages) are made only by native-speaking retards. Not by native-speaking people who are able to actually critically think about the language they use. Not by people who had to learn English as a second language from lessons and textbooks. Because when you learn these three separate words (they're, there, their), you learn them in very separate contexts and you initially learn foreign words by drawing analogies to words in your own language. It never crosses your mind to confuse them because they are completely different. Even if they sound similar.

It's the favorite defense of illiterate retards on Reddit. "How dare you accuse me of writing 'their' wrong, did you consider that maybe I'm a ESL?!" No. And with this defense such a person only digs their hole deeper because they have just confessed that they have never learned any other language. Because the very phenomenon itself that I've just described becomes very obvious to anyone who has tried to learn a foreign language beyond a superficial level.

When a person mistakes their for there, it's a sign that he doesn't think about what he is writing. He's not putting any thought into it. He doesn't actually know his own native language, he just speaks it. The same is true for other similar mistakes in other languages. Such a person is not worth listening to.
Anonymous No.214356920 >>214356963 >>214356967 >>214357077
>>214354514
Kek, you know black people don't respond to commands either so the military can't differentiate between them and zombies and they end up getting chastised by the left for killing hundreds of non infected blacks because they shoot anybody running around like retards and not stopping when given commands on the megaphone.
Anonymous No.214356963
>>214356920
Also autists and some other people with mental issues would similarly not be able to mindlessly follow commands.
Anonymous No.214356967
>>214356920
I’d watch that.
Anonymous No.214357077 >>214357122 >>214357269
>>214356920
Yes, sure, it'd only be black people! Totally not the rightoids believing the trumpmeister telling them it's all a democrat liberal hoax created by biden/hillary/obummer! And RFK Jr telling them the zeds aren't actually dead, they've been poisoned by democrats and we need to save them not shoot them! Any vaccine against the zed virus is also a democrat toxin to sterilize you and also turn you into a zombie too! Don't listen to any of those cops when they tell you to stay away from zombies or show if you or a loved one have been bitten, they're trying to take away your freedoms! Ya fucking morons would destroy the remnants of society same as le "other side" would.
Anonymous No.214357122
>>214357077
>t. believer in non-infected privilege
Anonymous No.214357269
>>214357077
They pay you to post nonsense like that?
Anonymous No.214357586
*solves zombie films*