Thread 214354491

>Hey [Insert Talk Show Host Here]
>Why did the Chicken cross the road?
>*[Insert Talk Show Host Here] begins to snicker*
>"Why Norm?"
>Well obviously to get a piece of chicken vagina on the other side!
>*[Insert Talk Show Host Here] shakes his head in disbelief*
>"Stop it Norm!"
>Well why else would a guy risk his life!

*Fast forward 20 years*

>Some random poster on /tv/ - WELL ACKSHUALLY NORM WAS A META COMEDIAN AND YOU JUST WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND

>>214354491 (OP)
he never said that

>>214354491 (OP)
op got filtered

>>214354522
No but I pretty much summed up every Norm talk show appearance because he's a one dimensional hack that /tv/ pseudos somehow get constant boners for.

>>214354565
no you didnt because your joke sucked

>>214354573
So its just like every Norm bit

>>214354491 (OP)
That would make me kek

Op thinks peak comedy is when Shane Gillis says something mildly offensive in today’s culture then smirks and shrugs at the crowd

Well, he's no Andy Morestein

>>214354607
Shane Gillis is fuckin hilarious bro

>>214354607
>Shane Gillis
Are Joe Rogan comedians the only ones that you know?

>>214354491 (OP)
I read this in Norm's voice and chuckled.

>>214354628
He's one of the funniest comedians alive rn but thats not a high bar considering the absolute state of comedy in current year.

>>214354628
>Shane Gillis is fuckin hilarious br-

>>214354608
nice bait. made me chuckle.

>>214354491 (OP)
Hey OP. You have zero charisma and charm, so when you see other people with it, you get upset. You ask yourself, "Why not me?" It's because youre an ugly person that takes joy in knocking people down. Thats the opposite of norm. Youre a faggot. Big time.

>>214354636
Modern comedians all suck because they’re too afraid to actually say funny things

He is a meta comedian. His jokes aren't usually funny except that 9/11 one, that one was funny There's usually something going on in the background and he paints with his awful joke. The Richter hazing is pretty hilarious, when you find out he talked to Norm about him calling him gay the first time he did it.

>>214354491 (OP)
>>214354565
He's gone, man, you can calm down now.

>>214354743
now turn your monitor on

>>214354759
>There's usually something going on in the background and he paints with his awful joke

>>214354776
Why do /tv/ posters still suck his dick like he's the patron saint of comedy then?

>>214354953
Does that really bother you so much that you needed to make this thread?
Can't have people enjoying things?

>>214354743
>Thats the opposite of norm
Norm's whole MO was knocking people down with passive aggression.

>>214354987
Nervous guy who says edgy things has been done many times before

>>214354491 (OP)
Norm?
That's literally tom cruise wtf are you talking about anon?

you made this thread yesterday you faggot

>>214354678
>>214354607
>When Shane pulls out the tape measure onstage and you know he's going to start his hilarious bit about the difference between white penises and black penises

>>214355527
/thread.
Trash has nothing better to do than keep making this thread.

>Norm, you're a comedian, right?
>Yes
>So as a comedian you have an understanding of the concept of funnynes
>Yes
>Well could have fooled me

>>214355527
This may come as a shock to you by not everyone on 4chan is your personal boogeyman and multiple people can dislike a hack comedian.

>>214354491 (OP)

His Letterman impression was kino.

https://youtu.be/qPKRNQweAEA

>>214354491 (OP)
You forgot when he does the face, you know the face that makes or breaks his silly jokes

Hot take, I’ve never found Norm Macdonald funny and was pretty sure all my comedy friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me.

>>214355759
Dave loved that callback

>>214355845
My bad. I'll do it for the next thread.

>>214355711
Are the multiple people in the room with you right now?

>>214355921
That’s not a hot take. A lot of faggots dislike norm

>>214356264
Wrong, stalker child. It is you who is of queer persuasion. This is why your life ends in festering disease. Enjoy AIDS

Norm's funniest moment was when he was telling old 1930s radio show jokes on that Conan appearance.

>>214354628
I hate americans so much

>>214354491 (OP)
Unbelievably weak, OP. You deserve some more abuse for this.

brits forever seething no one cares about their favorite comedian Tommy Wibblespot

>>214354491 (OP)
Why did the pervert cross the road? He was stuck in the chicken