Thread 214354688

HOH: Lauren
Noms: Ashley, Morgan, Will
Veto: Morgan
White Locust Twist: Rachel has been eliminated from the game

Previously on /bb/: >>214343259

DID ANYONE GET THAT AVA FOOT

>>214354734
missed it, im half paying attention to this and football

lauren must be doing you know what

>>214354688 (OP)
Even with how this cast doesn't seem to fully understand the game, they still get how fucked up the twist was. Vince talked about how social game doesn't matter if you can get kicked out for not doibg a maze on time and that the entire thing is fucked up. Keanu seens to refuse to believe it and thinks Rachel is going to turn out to be the mastermind with Morgan as the apprentice. Ashley talked about how she thought she was on a social game show and not a competition show. Several houseguests have talked about how it's pointless to even talk game anymore. Production really killed the season with this.

>>214354853
who cares anymore? she's gone and the game is still going. fuckin crybabies.

>Ash: No matter, how you dice the slice, tho, the game is over in 2 and half weeks. Period. Periodt. Periodt.
>Keanu: Hmm!!! It's no matter how you slice it or how the dice rolls. No matter how the dice slices?. Wow

>>214354995
>>214354996
three more weeks buddy

>>214354853
ASHley is retarded if you think BB is a comp show or a social show, it's both and if you're really bad at one, you're not safe

Lauren drove into a lake in her dreams and she went to a mall underwater.

>>214354853
Man these contestants are talking like they’re on fishtank lmaoo what a wild shift

>>214354853
BULLSHIT im tired of this narrative attempting to be spun. if you have a good social game and arent a threat you wouldnt get targeted in a comp like that. why did nobody target will? why did vince protect lauren. SOCIAL STANDING. rachel didnt compete against herself in a vacuum.

how often does ava shower?

stirring tea with the bayou baddie

lauren is wearing the bbcomics skirt

avas taking a poopy

Are BB3 Danielle and BB2 Will the only players who've been pro-twist for Rachel going out?

>>214355202
the compilation off all the former players crying is pathetic

>>214355202
they're the only two i've seen that haven't been crying and seething about it

people are upset about rachel leaving but its no different than getting backdoored pre blockbuster. 0 chance to save yourself

>>214355280
You can still campaign for votes if you get backdoored.
She couldn't even do that.

lmao morgan

>your life wasnt on the line so you didnt have to go as hard as i did

he literally threw it

lauren spending all this time with keanu before she renoms him... yikes

>>214355086
She literally wasn't targeted. Everyone was shocked she lost it. Morgan thought she was helping her by making her go early. If the hoh got the power to evict someone without a vote, you retards would defend it.
>>214355280
If you're backdoored you can still campaign

>>214355421
You can tell shes nervous with the leg shake

>>214355421
I mean Keanu knows the nom is coming.
The whole house knows it.
The tension is palpable.
Ashley has already given up.
Kelley is already saying that "At least the nom didn't happen on my HOH" like some backstabbing cunt.

>>214355086
this

also rachel apparently asked to be chosen to play when she could have said she didn't and the person actually picked her because of her social standing, but she just choked an easy competition that the previous players all finished with plenty of time to spare

>>214355483
kelley is such a nothing

>>214355463
so her social game helped her by making morgan think she was helping her?

you wouldnt give a single fuck if it happened to lauren. im not defending the twist im laughing at retards such as yourself who are crying that there is no longer any social game in big brother that its all comps

>>214355468
clocked those nerves

>>214355463
Rachel will probably be given a chance to battle the next evicted HG for another shot sadly

>>214355495
keanu thinks she knew about it, she had an earpiece in the entire time. it was her escape clause

keanu picked up laurens cup lid

>>214355560
a week from thurs is the 2 hour ep so itll probably be a 3 way

>>214355560
no she won't

>>214355589
mom bod already

>>214355579
brenden was overselling her being out out in his rehearsed social media post like he knows

>>214355609
brennen is a retard

>>214355468
do you have a 720p clip yesterday of when lauren cuts her finger?

>>214355560
Why do people keep saying this? The finale is 3 weeks from today. At some point there's going to be a triple eviction but no battle backs. She's gone. Saying otherwise is a huge cope

>before shit talking rachel
>after shit talking rachel

>>214355694
because they know they fucked up and see all the backlash

>>214355651

>>214341868

>>214355734
Brendan said that he was allowed to send her anniversary flowers to the jury house, it's over.

>>214355202
yup

>>214355589
ngl I wanna cuck Kelley's boyfriend

>>214355774
she's the only one there. why would it matter where they keep her?

>>214355734
fuck's sake
it's all set
it's done
no one is coming back
they don't give two shits about "backlash" from a bunch of petulant crybaby children throwing a mass tantrum
give me a fucking break

>>214355812
>"backlash" from a bunch of petulant crybaby children throwing a mass tantrum
id agree with you if it wasn't literally every alumni also complaining. they sadly take these people's opinions seriously

>>214355798
he'll probably let you
she's a massive whore

>>214355694
>Why do people keep saying this?
it's their final cope.
Imagine how much funnier it would be for her to go out, then "come back" because "fans" were mad only to win this season and be the first two timer winner with double asterisks

>>214355833
oh you're trolling lol good one

>>214355694
7 - eviction on thursday 11th
6 - they can mastermind twist someone out again on friday 12th
5 - eviction next thursday 18th
4 - mm twist out friday 19th

5 - the 3 mm twisted out can compete in a comp to get back in (20-23)

3 - double eviction 26th

whats the problem?

>Even his allies are nomming him.
Unless Keanu wins an HOH, it is such an uphill battle for him.

>>214355876
18th is a 2 hour episode. theres guaranteed for something to happen there whether its a double, triple, or battle back

lauren is a good woman. she is trying to hard to be morgans friend and you can tell morgan is being cunty and wasnt to cut her asap

>>214355891
RIP

>>214355871
you underestimate the retardedness of bb production

The Jog

>>214355904
it's dumb to not want lauren out at this point desu

>>214355903
lol or a supersized unlocked finale

you guys are make alot of assumptions

>>214355957
who is voting for lauren vs morgan F2?

>morgan
vince
ashley
will
rachel

>lauren
ava?
kelly?

keanu? he probably votes for morgan if he goes out on laurens hoh this week

>>214355884
He pretty much has to comp the fuck out from this point onward if he wants to make F2. Entirely possible with blockbuster still in play, but all he needs to lose is one for it to be over.

getting evicted by a comp where the order of play is heavily influenced by the social heirarchy of the house is completely ridiculous because bb is a social game. rachel won her season fair and square so this really opens a pandoras box for seasons going forward. hopefully gordner can jury rig a battle back competition to get rachel back in the game because bb is a social game

>>214355523
How many times does it need to be said that everyone was upset before we knew who was evicted? If if you don't see how much this fucks up the game then you're a casual.

>>214356184
if this was my first season of bb i would be so pissed rn

>week 1
>vince has a super messy/bad hoh and ends up taking out zae

>week 2
>jimmy wins hoh and could lock in the hags side to steamroll, ends up getting fucked that the two house targets getting vetoes and ended up being a pusy and taking out amy instead of a power player

>week 3
>lauren wins hoh, could lock things in for the non-hags side, but puts up safe noms and an alliance member and then they chicken out of a vote flip and take out adrian

>week 4
>simp wins hoh, heated about the failed vote flip and planned to put up rope, morgan and ashley
>his hoh gets highjacked by ropehead's power, who then gets the most severe case of hohitis, turns most of the house against her, crashes her game completely and winds up taking out jimmy who'd never target her

>week 5
>ava wins a clutch hoh and targets the three guys, ends up taking out zach who was sitting on a pocket veto who should have been completely safe

>week 6
>rachel wins hoh and takes a shot at rope, morgan and vince. lauren wins veto and debates using it on her final 2 for 48 hours pissing off rachel, and then she renoms simp who loses blockbuster and leaves

>week 7
>vince wins a do or die hoh, gets talked into keeping the judges safe by morgan and pisses off the people that trust him again and takes out kat

>week 8
>keanu wins a clutch hoh, and proceeds to teach vince a lesson. morgan finally wins a comp, they try to trick her to use the veto on vince and fail and then vince wins a do or die blockbuster and rope leaves

>week 9
>rachel fails an easy elimination challenge and leaves, then lauren wins another hoh and tries to target morgan, failed and will now try to target keanu and most likely fail again since he's against will and ash in blockbuster

man every damn week of this fucking season is amazing. i've been glued to the feeds

Ashley is going to be such a bitter juror

lauren

>>214356245
never wouldve guessed that ava would have the most competent hoh

>>214356038
she's a threat to everyone, not just morgan. she can easily beast a couple of remaining comps to add to her resume.

>>214355202
>>214355269
enjoy reality based tv
enjoy reality

simple as

>>214356299
She wasn't.
She lucked out by nomming big players.
But as an HOH, she was a major sloth and refused to do 1-on-1s.
She hardly got backlash for it.
But the nominations scrambling to keep themselves and Zach contemplating on whether to use veto power was kino.

>>214356245
It's a great season.

>>214356245
Don't forget that Ava won her HOH by default because no one understood the knockout rules & kept calling up their allies, leading to the last two somehow being Will & Ava.

What a season, what casting, even Rachel!

>>214356325
she might be a comp threat but everyone treats her like a mentally disabled child, nobody takes her seriously or will vote for her at the end except for kelley and ava

so is the upstairs gym really close for the mastermind twist or something? was doing quick google searches and that popped up on a facebook comment out of all places

>>214356245
lauren doesnt care if ashley or keanu goes

>>214356245
if Vince, Keanu or Morgan win this season, I'm locking it in my top 5 favorites easily. if one of the others win, maybe top 10

>>214355763
oh nice but i'm hoping for a 720p version too

here's the thing
>here's the thing
here's the thing
>here's the thing
here's the thing
>here's the thing

King Keanu
https://x.com/bajablastluva/status/1964775208235258272?t=8QQ-j5n7otu_2YvCCNVnQQ&s=19

>>214356366
i still think her hoh was better than the rest

>>214356280
is

>>214356184
its a twist that hurt someones game just like a twist that helps someones game. it didnt completely alter the course of the entire big brother game forever lmao listen to yourself talk about a casual

>>214356395
>everyone treats her like a mentally disabled child
why do people do this? they did it with t'snore last season

>>214356481
i liked it because i barely saw her

>>214355833
>alumni
ngl most need some WELL INTENTIONED BULLYING™

>>214356511
some of that boxing too

>>214355202
What made older contestants more based? Is it because they didnt have to deal with the dumb twists that they see the dumb twists for what they are?

>>214356462
I'll never vote for anything as hard as I'll vote for his AFP.

>>214356462
HAHAHAHHAHA THAT'S MY AFP

>>214356462
Don't understand how you can watch this season and not come out liking Keanu

>>214356462
kek

>>214356481
>"It is what it is"
>"you are a big boy. you can fight your way out of it".
You can just reduce her HOH to these sentences.

skydance's first order of business in reshaping CBS is to show the fucking mtv music awards lmao

who the fuck still watches mtv and music videos

>>214356462
based

>>214356692
i still think it was the most competent

This week 9 last year, we had
>Jankie World week
>lil Leah wins a clutch HoH
>then targets the wrong trio by putting up kimo and zubina
>angela wins veto
>they have a chance to fix the nominations
>instead of using veto and putting up chelsie to force the trios to target each other and throw each other under the bus, she puts up t'snore

comfy Ava-Keanu talk

>>214356462
he will recognize that tush anywhere

>>214356694
once i started streaming music and stopped listening to the radio like a decade ago, I literally don't know any of the "top" artists or performers or their songs that they give awards to at those award shows

I'm feeling a little better for the Kings chances after Ashley admitted yesterday she gets nervous and can't think fast enough in competitions.

>>214355764
>maths the accomplice is a female
>2 hohs
>won otev
>never nommed

I'd hate having to play with someone like ava
Zero strategy with her decision making, it's only "vibes" and once those are off it's almost impossible to repair

>>214356847
nothing i want more in my lawyer than someone who chokes under pressure

>>214356858
1st latina bb winner

>>214355086
THIS THIS HOLY FUUUUUICKIN' GUACAMOLE THIISSSSSS

>>214356847
I mean, we all saw that during last week's blockbuster lol, she had 0 balls when Vince won

Nicole = morgan
will = vince

M&Ms

vince and morgan getting into bed together...

vince checking his teeth and his breath...

morgo changes into vince's hoh hoodie...

kelseysisters i don't feel so good....

>>214357111
oops feed switch :)

>>214354688 (OP)
reminder tucker won

>>214357026
she had a ball out of sequence and had to dump all her balls for a reset. she claims a wrong color ball got blown into the tube. L O L that is some hilarious cp[e

>>214357210
apropos that last night, wont recalling peeps from last season and naming tucker first

love lauren

>>214356847
This isn't a flex I could literally do this and I don't even lift

>she voted me out to save her best friend
Jesus Christ why is she taking it so personal? Let it go

>>214357422
all vince has to say is

>would you vote me out if i sat next to anyone else?

maybe she would give it a rest

gonna be funny when all the people saying they’re done watching keep watching the rest of the season

>>214357493
its already started

>im only watching for the cheatmance now

>>214357493
idk it doesnt sound that funny

>>214357330
they need more houseguests like tucker wiling to shake things up and make the game more entertaining, keanu winning would set a great precedent for future seasons

>grodball helps rachel win a season: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
>grodball causes rachel to lose a season: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

ZAE MENTIONED

>>214357615
reminder zae fucking won

>>214357592
You know she said "and My parents." in her head

>>214357592
wonder what's gonna be their couples halloween costumes

>>214357643
whatever morgo decides

>>214357615
zae and Adrian have been mentioned more than amy, rylie, Kat, and Jimmy

>>214357582
Kek they keep coping by saying
>There's gonna be a battle back!
It's not happening. Brendon already confirmed that he sent flowers to the jury house for their anniversary. It's over. Production flopped. She'll probably win AFP but that's about it.

>>214357643
Why does he still have her hairband on his wrist?

>>214357659
literally forgot about krylie

>>214357673
mmhmmm

>>214357673
because Vince genuinely thinks he is getting away with this... even after both the DR AND KEANU have directly called him out.

he is a moron

>>214357659
Kinda would've liked to see how Amy would've played if she stayed longer. More likely than not she'd just be attached to the hip with Rachel. Also I miss Adrian. We don't get a lot of Latinos on the show.

>>214357661
>She'll probably win AFP but that's about it
yeah they’ll rig it against keanu to keep her happy

jannik or alcaraz?

>>214357752
Right kind of like a monetary compensation for fucking up on their end. I'd have love to been a fly on the wall when she was talking to production after being sent packing. She was probably pissed.

>>214357699
same desu. feels like we skipped from Zach to ropes. they're the filler arc I suppose

>>214357750
Kelley is latinx

>>214357790
the italian

>>214357816
I read on jokerupdates that someone, I forget who, said Kat has nipple piercings.
SHE A FREAK

>>214357790
charlie is more entertaining

>>214357803
has anyone gone up there to hang out since adrian left?

>>214357750
she was pretty hopeless as a player. she panicked every time she had to talk to groups that didn't involve rachel

>>214357839
You're kidding?

>>214357861
/bb/ clocked it first, desu.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/213338071/#213348509

And keanu mentioned about it yesterday.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/214340882/#214341034

Isn't it interesting how Morgan makes sure that Vince's HOH hoodie and the blanket doesn't cover her stomach while Vince is cuddling with her?

probably nothing though, don't worry about it Kelsey!

>>214357803
nobody has been up there in weeks

>>214357803
does anyone this season go up there?

>>214357868
nobody wants to hang out where adrian fucked a loaf of bread

>>214357803
the ants won

i wonder if they will act any different after tonight. especially vince and morgan. they think the feeds are off till after the ep tonight

>>214357868
>>214357960
Rachel and Jimmy went there before his eviction as their last date.

>>214357915
>Is it normal for someone(Katherine) to have just one nipple pierced?
She probably thought to herself
>That shit hurt!
So she just only did one. Nipples are sensitive ya know.

>>214356511
Why is her face always look like it's covered in fish oil?

>>214357998
No, she had both done.

>>214357998
there’s a lot of girls that have just one pierced

It's going to be very funny when Ava isn't even in the running for AFP after all the blatant pandering and the editors pushing as hard as they could for it

>>214357998
its possible one fell out at some point

>>214358059
She's going to be so turned and burned in a decade. The ciggy slutty southern white trash belle always turns out the same way, and having 6 Rylie pups in 4 years will do it's damage.

>>214357582
Season 13 was alwaya mentioned as shit because of the rigging, fuck are you on about.

>>214358119
I'd bet a million bucks on top 3 being Rachel, Keanu, and Ava (even though she doesn't deserve it)

TLP withdrawals

>>214358217
definitely rach and keanu but i'm 50/50 ava or will

The Judges have spoken after Keanu, Lauren is next out.

>>214358352
ashley is getting voted out this week kek

>>214358163
not to rachel fans

>>214358352
>The Judges

>>214357846
SHAVE IT

>>214358352
will is such a flop and dead weight, ugh. why is he in this alliance and not lauren

>>214358352
any tiny chance ashley had of beating keanu in blockbuster is now gone and grod will make sure she loses since she’s spent the last 24 hours shit talking production

>>214358352
Will looks like an amputee now.

Because Ashley, Morgan, and Will have something connecting them all, idk what it is though

ALCARAZ WON

if morgan makes f2 her whole speech is going to be "judges judges judges" and they'll all laugh

>>214358419
like a buddy lieutenant dan

>>214358352
how did will get hurt?

>>214358476
it's the only alliance this season to last more than a week

>>214358352
THATS THE GROUP

>>214358504
is it even legit? i feel like morgan is the only one who's gung ho about it. will and ashley don't give a fuck

>>214358217
Nah it's gonna be Papa Won't. Showfags don't care for Ava and feedfags hate her now for saying bad things about Rachel. The boomers love him

papa WON’T be leaving the house with two intact legs

>>214358476
Man, Morgan is such a bore.
Has never said anything that made me laugh.
I just laugh at her fucked up cheese sandwiches.

>>214358352
How's Ashley gonna vote them out from the jury house?

91 degrees, dew point of 48 in Studio City

this bitch still talking about the judges

I'm taking good care of big mama Kels. Balls deep.

think morgan has some ocd in her too

>>214358502
From carrying this season on his back

Lauren doesn't deserve this cast.

>>214358756
mmhmm thas why he always restin see

It's kinda depressing in here

>>214358775
it's lauren's fault for allying with the weasel, the sleeping hobbit, and the isolationist showmance desu

>>214358775
you can't expect her to skate by without being targeted

>>214358812
im watching my hawkies

>>214358812
how so

>>214358844
You have multiple pet hawks? That's badass

How is there so much doomer energy? There is potential for a house pariah who was supposed to be gone week 2 comping out and WINNING, that's like best season ever candidate

>>214358945
two of my faves are safe and king is about as close to a sure thing as can be
good week for me

>>214358756
PREACH

>>214358945
it’ll be some dumb, random roll of the dice thing and ashley will win

>>214358945
my heckin main character hag left and the blacks have no way to win anymore :(

>>214358392
because this is rebranded cookout plus vinny the honorary shitalian PoC. The minute they can, they dump vinny. he's a retard for going with them at all.

>>214358812
Here, this will cheer you up

>>214359014
what did she choose for her music?

reminder: rachel berated morgan in the SR and told her she wasnt going to the jury house and would be sitting in the chairs on finale night

>>214359014
the video of the song she’s listening to being perfectly synched up is cute

reminder: kelley wanted rachel to be first boot so her anniversary would be in the jury house alone

>>214359081
based

remember when they did a fanvote to get rachel slimed and then nothing else happened? that was weird

Finally. Lauren!

>>214359043
reminder: ashley repeatedly threatened keanu that her and rachel were coming for him last week

>>214359124
cute pigtails

>>214359075
>billions of views on youtube
>never heard of her till just now

>>214359124
just what the doctor ordered

>>214359159
you gotta live under a rock to have never heard of sabrina carpenter

>>214359171
If I was Ashley or Morgan I'd just let Rope have that one. You don't get much out of being soul sistah #1 irl

>>214359124
cute CUTE

>>214359199
Obviously I know her but I can count on one hand the amount of times I've heard her songs

>>214359122
remember when julie announced this?

>>214359199
she’s no patti page

>>214359122
oh ye some golden envelope too that came with it

>>214359213
laurens just mogging her friend to death

>>214359171
Her mom was probably the type who'd threaten her kids before they went out in public
>Don't touch nothin, don't do nothin, don't embarrass me in front of these white people. If you do imma whoop yo mothafuckin ass. Do you understand me?

>>214359213
>>214359225
tummy

>>214359276
Must be shitty being friends with her as a girl, you're just completely invisible

lmao now they are crying that ashley and will got fucked over the most cause they lost rachel

holy fuck the fanbase is the worst

>>214359373
maybe they should have had better social games

kek. they kicked Ava out

>>214359171
They said Mickey talked about being rich, owning expensive cars and apartments and then when she was on the block she switched up and said she was in debt, lol. They only said this when they thought the cameras weren't on them

>>214359373
>>214359379
Notice how Will isn't in any danger this week because he's not getting voted out over Ashley or Keanu. Almost like Ashley's social game was dogshit and "pretending" to be retarded was just retarded

>>214359484
kelo <3

>>214359484
who instigated this convo?

lauren doesn't know

>>214359524
lauren asked him to talk

god I wish she would put ava up

>>214359373
Rachel was only keeping Ashley safe because she knew she was dogshit at the game and would've beat her unanimously in a F2

>>214359543
This is her tell when she's lying to you

>>214359588
lauren doesnt lie. she just doesnt commit one way or another so she doesnt have to lie and it comes across as indecisive

listen to keanu lauren

Bro, I'm gonna bring back because every Keanu-Lauren conversation is just re-hash of the conversation they had when she won veto.
All the points will just go moot.

>Lauren: I think that Mickey and Morgan will be upset with me, possibly, if I don't use it.
>Keanu: And you think they'll be less upset if you use it on Vinny. Why??
>Lauren: I don't know.
>Keanu: *raises eyebrows* Hmmmm!!
>Keanu: That's interesting.
>Keanu: Even though they were both advocating you to use it on them.
>Lauren: Well, I don't know.
>Keanu: *dejected* Hmmmm!!!

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755543244510537.mp4

Lauren and Keanu both know each other are lying lol

K.

>>214359643
Keanu isn't lying at all. You stupid or something?

>>214359643
Keanu kept his end of the bargain by not putting her up.
She hasn't done anything worthy to him.

>>214359670
He will fuck Vince over

>>214359036
Who? Mama Dud? She's listening to the FBJ Remix.
https://youtu.be/r4hAEKF8SWk

showerbuddybros...

if ashley wins whoever is a renom will leave against will
so it's just lauren choosing who is expendable to her

>>214359670
Vince is not as safe in a vote against Will as Keanu is in a BB against will and Ashley lmao

This retarded girl can just look at a static screen instead of have a difficult conversation with someone

Why are they both looking at the TV like there's anything interesting there

This is awkward af also Keanu is toxic masculinity for trying to gaslight her

I hate Lauren she's gonna be the reason we lose Keanu fuck you all who simped for her

Keanu has said the exact same lines like 5 times to Lauren now lmao

Lauren please don’t do it. Think of Kelo :(

>>214359641
thumbnail makes vinny look like curly bill

>>214359758
Keanu isn’t losing against Ashley in a Blockbuster lmao and if he does then he deserves to leave.

>>214359759
because she doesn't have any dialogue-tree.
It's like her way of interaction is just tire the other person out by them trying to hammer the point.

>>214359758
keanu has played a one dimensional game all season: its either his way or no way. he doesnt actually listen to anyone elses takes or ideas. he makes up a plan in his head and if you dont help him executed then you arent with him. i like the guy too but its gotta be frustrating trying to work with the guy

>>214359758
no fuck you she's not doing anything wrong
if your faggot crush can't win a competition against a black retard and a black cripple that's on his big fat ass

SHE CANT FORM A FULL SENTENCE WHO CASTED THIS 8 YEAR OLD

>>214359805
You never lied sis, if Keanu chokes this BB it was never meant to be.
Still wanna see the comp out though

>>214359798
Holy shit, He made amends for that disastrous social game by not putting her up.
That is not playing one way game.

>>214359827
>simp

Lauren has brain damage AND she’s a whore. all simps must hang

yea

good pitch by keanu

>>214359798
it’s an alpha mentality

>>214359786
>>214359798
>>214359805
It'll be a luck on you motherfucking retard simps simping for a literal crack baby retard

When Lauren's dad inseminated her mom I heard he shot it up her ass and Lauren is a butt baby, that's why she still has that fleck of shit on her upper lip

wtf will is a chud?

LAUREN DEFENSE FORCE: ACTIVATE

>>214359855
getting high with lauren

>>214359838
this is such bullshit lmao, he didnt keep lauren safe cause of some grand plan to make her an ally. he had bigger fish to fry he was literally plotting with vince last night and this morning how she gotta go

>Lauren crying
It's joever Keanubros

>>214359865
lmao seethe harder

it's too early, yo

Lauren should tell Keanu to "just win"

>>214359902
We don't post our to-do lists here

this bitch is just doing Morgan’s dirty work. She’s gonna go right after the king

just put up ava yo she doesn’t even wanna be there

Keanu seething over the easiest BB lineup is rough

>>214359877
Yes, he did.
He doesn't have jury votes. retard.
Before his HOH, they both voted in the same direction.
If she had gone before jury, he'd losing a vote.
That is his grand scheme.

I can't defend this. If she wasn't a pretty girl you would all be calling her a drooling retard because that's exactly what she is

>your perceived F2 tells you the biggest competitor in the game wants you out next

>OH NO NO THIS RETARD CANT PUT UP MY HECKIN SWAM ASS SELF INSERT YOU SIMPS

>>214359964
Keanu was literally plotting with Vince last night about getting her out.

>>214359948
That's not the point. He's worked his ass off and protected allies that keep stabbing him in the back

Lauren is playing Lauren's game not Keanu's game
Just win bro

>>214359964
seethe more fag

>>214359948
I clocked that they were starting to get to him for real. It's gonna be his undoing

>>214359986
lauren wasnt an ally until keanu had no other allies left and then he conveniently tried to reel her in

>>214359976
And Vince is with a 4 person alliance all saying they need to get Lauren out next week DURRRRR

imagine being scared to compete against ashley and one legged will

Death to Lauren and Laurensimps

Long live THE KING

As hard as you virgins try to protect this girl she's killed any chance of winning at the final 2

>>214360008
except vince would pick lauren over all of them ya bozo

If you close your eyes, kinda hard to tell Vinny and Morgan apart. Must be all cocks he’s taken

>>214360002
Lauren doesn't have allies too.
She kept blabbering about losing allies all the time.
She was responsible for one of her allies going home.
So, why not team up Keanu instead of doing the bidding of Vince who has nothing but fucking her over?

>>214360025
no she didn't
she's literally putting up the biggest player in the house

>>214360025
explain how putting up anyone other than keanu as a renom is better for her game

>>214360028
>trusting vince to protect allies
you're as stupid as her

is it worth going back and grabbing the lauren keanu convo or was it just lauren going i dont know and not talking?

>>214360059
he would

>>214360059
he literally picked lauren to go 3rd in the safety chain comp knowing it would give morgan a higher chance of potentially getting eliminated

>>214360053
Nobody respects Lauren for making weenie moves. Throw up Vince to earn a little bit of respect

>>214360014
>GRODDED

>>214360039
right she hasnt had any REAL allies all game except for vince. even if he screwed her over nobody else has been any real alliances with her. even the so called bond girls means nothing to ava

Fake bitch pretending to be sad.

>>214360033
>seething about vince when lauren just killed the season again

>>214360015
vivat rex

>>214360051
This is the most way to get out the biggest player and tanking your chances.
Keanu against Ashley and an injured Will.
If this is her her move as to get out Keanu, you should rope yourself.

Keanu will win HoH and punt this useless bitch out of the house next

>>214360089
lets pretend in you doomer scenario that keanu loses the bb to ashley and actually gets evicted. i would think that taking out the biggest target in the house that people have been trying to get out for 9 weeks looks pretty good on her resume. how is that a weenie move

/BB/'S GETTING UPSET

>>214360100
Yep. Her mongoloid brain isn't capable of sentient thought.
>>214360128
GIGABASED AND TRVTHNVKED

>>214360109
the seething isn’t mutually exclusive

>>214360135
>loses the BB to ashley
ahahahahahaha

waaahhhh why doesn’t lauren trust the guy who constantly burned rachel (his actual closest ally) and tried to get her put on the block

y'all sounding like reddit with this "how dare you put up keanu" whining

>>214360163
Waahh.
Let's side with vince who voted to evict your biggest ally when promised he'd vote for him.

>>214360166
you seem to know a lot about it, how about you stay there

>packing already
KWAB

>>214360166
yeah it’s pretty retarded considering he’s going against the easiest blockbuster lineup and it makes the most sense for lauren

mastermind will save keanu

>>214360200
NEVERMIND I AM A RETARD

>>214360188
vince is her biggest ally, lauren and kat didn’t even get close game wise until like the last two weeks they were in the house together

>>214360128
With Arena fuckery still in play, he'll somehow end up taking out Will.

>>214360166
if the situation were reversed you’d probably be self harming right now

>>214360221
>>214360221
HOLY SHIT

>>214360200
He's re-arranging the clothes he washed all day.
Pay attention to the feeds.

>attributing this much agency to lauren
vince just has the tighter grip on her

>>214360221
based masterchad saving /areguy/

>>214360250
i realize now
i just saw him walk with his duffel my bad

>>214360231
>this

people act like she had an F3 to the death with her and rylie. she never even talked game with rylie. nobody left in the house except vince has cared about lauren all season

I like lauren and keanu and I don’t care if she puts him up cause he’s obviously gonna win blockbuster

>>214360231
>vince is her biggest ally
thats laurens biggest blind spot. vince couldnt give two shits about lauren. vince will cut anyone even morgan if it means it gets him to the final 2 chairs. he has proven to lauren as much with how he has played in regards to her allies and his "allies"

Kelley's the only real motherfucker in there

>>214360294
wow how dare vince play the game

>>214360294
Vince will happily bring Lauren to F2 because he knows he can outtalk her to the jury

>>214360312
Fuck that four eyed cunt

>>214360294
vince would take lauren further than anybody else though and that’s why he’s her best bet at this point

Why does Lauren think Vince would choose her for the F2 over Morgan? Does she not see that they are a showmance?

>>214360285
She didn't talk game with Rylie.
She did with Katherine.
Katherine advised her not to use the veto.
That is game talk.
But she was egged on Rylie.

>>214360333
morgan would never give a vote to lauren

>>214360333
no but why do you think this?

morgan was literally her target this week. she didnt want her to win the veto

old gregg mentioned

>>214360340
i never said she didnt talk game with kat, she didnt with rylie and she only wanted to watch out for him because of kat. rylie did literally nothing to ever help laurens game

nothing

>>214360333
because he chose her over morgan in the elimination game, he knows how everybody else feels about lauren’s game and that he could beat her in F2

>>214360333
morgan is not vince's #1

>>214360354
Because she should renom Vinny if she wants to target the pair. That’s why I’m confused. I just jumped back on the feeds

>>214360401
she doesnt want to target the pair, she wants to target morgan so she an go to F2 with vince as planned since week 1

>>214360401
She doesn't want to target the pair, retard, just Morgan

The only flaw in their plan is Keanu is most likely coming off the block. They could of used him until double eviction or when blockbuster is over and backdoor him.

/JUST WIN/

>>214360437
right she's retarded
just tell the jew or the freak she's a pawn and be done with it

She wins HOHs and shits all over it.
>Mark Morgan as her target.
>But nominate her against Ashley and Will
>Say that she wants to keep the noms same.
>Come close to winning the veto but throw the comp.
>Will gets injured.
>Morgan wins veto.
>As a renom, put up Keanu against Ashley and will.
All her HoHs have been duds.

>>214360417
>>214360422
sure, but it seems like pure delusion from a mentally challenged girl to leave their pair alone

>>214360437
Everyone but Kelly is nom-ing Keanu in the double eviction

Are they not allowed to talk about Joseph

>>214360468
that won't work with will on the block

They're all sitting there realizing they're not as memorable as last years cast

>>214360484
Old hairy palms?

>>214360513
Yeah I miss Rubina so much

>wins HOH
>nominates Keanu
>appeases the house
>doesn't get nominated

>>214360513
pfft

>>214360533
Imagine the BB is a crapshoot and Keanu goes home

>>214360513
next year nobody will remember any names from this season except keanu

>>214360533
based angel stays avoiding the block

>>214360470
her target was morgan and she had no other choices for noms as everyone else was being seen as an ally on the "other side". there is zero evidence she threw the comp. she discussed it before they played but has not told anyone post comp that she def threw it

who else is she suppose to renom if she wants ashley or keau out?

will was never a target, she had 3

1. morgan
2. ashley
3. keano

and she is going to get 1 of the 3 out but its not the ones you want her to get out so you are calling it a dud preemptively

>>214360563
oh no she took out the house target big fucking deal

>>214360533
>doesn't get nominated
if anyone but ava or kelley wins hoh, she is sitting on the block next week. and probably going home if vince isnt next to here thursday

>>214360563
If this happens I'm joining Rachel fags and boycotting Big brother

>>214360566
Next years cast is going to shit talk this cast a lot, I can feel it

>>214360585
same

>>214360585
rachel fags aren’t really boycotting and will continue to watch the rest of the season thoughbeit

>>214360566
i think how there's a chance of him winning afp but then i remember rachel

>>214360576
at the cost of her own game

>>214360585
>>214360596
>wahhh my favorite lost the reality show abloobloo

>>214360571
She said her herself.
she said she could have gotten it.
She threw the comp
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/214340882/#214342364

>ropes and rachel leave back to back
>/bb/ still not happy
grim

>>214360610
Rachel didn't really do much this season, evicting Riley is over-rated in hindsight

Friendly reminder - no ep tonight. Watch the VMA's like the faggots you are.

>>214360621
taking out keanu isn't bad for her game and it's really good for her resume retard

>>214360628
they're about to lose their homosexual crush/father figure/best friend
sad

>>214360625
as in

>i was 30 secs short, i could have gotten it if i was 30 seconds faster

thats the 3rd time you tried presenting that to me as "evidence" she threw it. you might be legit retarded

>>214360663
>muh resume
Get real bro. Lauren is getting dumped in the trash. Free vote for Vinny if someone else takes her out.

makensey new thread please

you guys are really scared of Keanu losing a blockbuster to Ashley?

ropehead new thread

is lauren wearing shorts under that skirt cause its kinda short

>>214360663
>taking out keanu isn't bad for her game and it's really good for her resume retard
of course. but what happens next week if ashley will morgan win? she is going to be sitting next to kelley and vince. they arent going to waste an eviction on getting kelley out. if vince comes off with veto or block buster, she is donezo.
if she doesnt take keanu out this week, that means keanu would be up on the block next to her with vince / kelley. gives her better odds of staying

>>214360709
Because no one thought Rylie would lose against Mickey where we didn't even see the how she scored so much.
Rylie almost had votes then.

>>214360694
sorry but who will beat her in comps once keanu's gone? morgan? lmao
she's going to comp the fuck out. keep crying faggot

>>214360732
yeah its like this

>>214360743
Mickey is way more competent than Ashley

>>214360736
>ashley will morgan
>win
listen to yourself

>>214360623
he’s been the only one playing the game this season, you should stfu and stick to survivor

vince agreeing with keanu lmao what a fucking weasel

How retarded is Keanu for either thinking or pitching that Vince is safer in a vote against Will than he is in a BB against Will and Ashley?

>>214360755
Kelley is still there.
She has won more comps but under pressure.

kingfags seething this week, simpfags on suicide watch soon

lauren and keanu convo

https://streamable.com/dnkdga

>keanu: i literally kept her safe last week and now i can go home because a game of chance

literally what you did to vince on your hoh

JUST WIN

>>214360832
yeah when she wins and we won't be able to watch the angel anymore

>>214360850
get a girlfriend

NEW

>>214360864
>>214360864
>>214360864
>>214360864
>>214360864

>>214360847
kek it really is what he did to vince

This all is happening because Keanu put Vince up over Rachel