Thread 214355719

Why do Chuds rate this movie so highly? its pure shit

>>214355719 (OP)
rule of cool

>>214355719 (OP)
I've gone back and forth on this film. It has the authenticity of being "real" in the sense they all had to wade through dangerous conditions and live in the jungle but Herzog fellates himself so hard over this stuff I can't respect it. Then there's the animal torture, the shitty dubbing all of his movies have, some ridiculously goofy scenes that detract from the tone and overall it's... kinda mid.

>>214355719 (OP)
They miss the point hard but to be fair, chuds seem to only watch the first two acts of movies and by 1.5x speed

It's the part where he talks about his plans to father a dynasty on his daughter. Chudcels dream of that same daughterwife scenario.

>>214355719 (OP)
Its a good film about a crazy retard.
Surprisingly, it is less dynamic and interesting than the story of the actual Aguirre.
But otherwise I guess the appeal is imagining how many conquistador or explorer stories ended in similar ways. Lost, barely remembered, full of madness and suffering and arrogance.

>>214356866
i watch movies in .90 speed so i get more longer enjoyment from them

>>214355719 (OP)
Tranny, calm down. Your vagina is as real as that ship.

It's like a pretentious eurotrash version of Apocalypse Now

>>214357258
Turn your monitor on

>>214355749
Thought that was Samurai Reincarnation. Both are great movies btw

Now about Aguirre, you can't get another movie like this today. There is some great scenes that are pure kino, but overall it's pretty weak.

>>214357391
Done. You are still a man. Any other steps?

>>214357250
I wanna find a 60fps porno and watch it at half speed. That sounds pretty horny.

It’s a low budget tv movie. You retards judge everything on a static scale and it’s embarassing to read.

>>214355719 (OP)
It's good

>>214355719 (OP)
It's a movie about Hitler, simple as. Every word Aguirre says is a truthbomb about Hitler's psyche, when he says that the "land will be milked dry of all its wealth", how they will become masters of history, how they will rule continets, how their dynasty will be the purest in the world, these are all Hitler's words. The final words of the movie summarise every single one of Hitler's speeches: Who's with me?