Thread 214358826

What’s his endgame?

>>214358826 (OP)
Discussing the bonus situation

>>214358826 (OP)
eye to meet you

>>214358826 (OP)
Have a good teyeme

>>214358826 (OP)
worldwide poleyetness

>>214358826 (OP)
to climb into ur dickhole

>>214358826 (OP)
lil occy just wants to go home.

he just wanted to play tony hawk

>>214358826 (OP)
Why didn't all the previous alien movies just have Eyeball monster. It's even stronger than a Xeno

It got kidnapped from its home territory so it’s probably freaking the fuck out, all things considered. Probably weirded out by us.

Protecting Black Women

>>214358826 (OP)
>tosses this
>gets paralysed
>use my boot to stomp that little eyeball
>WIN
he.. nothing personal kid..
seriously, use a helmet, throw vodka at it, or throw sand at it and you win.

>>214359291
>Why didn't all the previous alien movies just have Eyeball monster. It's even stronger than a Xeno
it's like when samus discovered the X parasite that eats metroids

>>214358826 (OP)
Move over Ryan, because this lil nigga is actually unironically me

>>214358826 (OP)
He wants the qt all for himself.

>>214358826 (OP)
To watch kinos.

>>214358826 (OP)
To save other life-forms from the xenomorph organism. It's gotta kill a few jobronies in the process, but at least it's intentions are good.

it would be funny if he refused to infect Kavalier, thus exposing him as being dumber than a cat

>>214358826 (OP)
he was kidnapped probably had a woife and kids he just wants to go home

>>214358826 (OP)
He's the key to all this

>>214359254
nah nah nah there's no way he's the neversoft eye, that twist would be too crazy

but what if

>>214359997
Mike was right about everything.

>>214359724
explain

Aliens had the marines travel across space on a multi-billion warship with nuclear missiles on board. Then the entire crew left that ship in orbit unmanned so they could travel to a hostile planet. They have an extra dropship but apparently having an extra pilot to fly it would be too much, along with having crew on their warship.
Then instead of regrouping and rearming with apropriate weapons the marines proceed in to an Alien nest armed literally with 'harsh language'.
Then in the middle of a full on cluster fuck massacre - the grizzled sergeant instead of taking charge is ponderously trying to get technical instructions on how to retreat.
Don't get me started on the marines - with technical plans in hand managing to miss the roof or how the Aliens kindly stop moving so Hicks can take a look.

>>214360094
Well...
>Jumps into viable human host
>Encounters a xenomorph
>Fights it and other humans get away
Furthermore...
>We know from the sheep scene in da show that the octo-eye demonstrated high intelligence because Mr. Android said so because he tells Boy Dumbass
So. From this, we can reasonably conclude that it's trying to communicate.

>>214358826 (OP)
Is this alien a human eye or did it steal one?

>>214359724
>>214360305
The director said it was trying to get the scientist killed in the lab, not save her. So I'm not sure that's the case. We'll see though I guess if it's an intelligent parasite that is aware of the xenomorphs. Can't parasitically infect people if the xenos do it first

>What's his endgame?
survive

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>>214358826 (OP)
I just hope he's not one of those interesting characters who ultimately don't have a good development.

>>214360346
he was trying to escape, not trying to get her killed but let the tick escape, if she has to die so be it
he's a space bounty hunter sent after Linguafoeda acheronsis

>>214358826 (OP)
He likes to watch.

>>214358826 (OP)
Being my Eyefu

>>214358826 (OP)
What does he eat?

>>214362588
Icees

>>214358826 (OP)
Wouldn't you l-eye-k to know...

>>214358826 (OP)
to find an organism with a cyclopean eyehole

>>214360325
Stop trying to make sense of this badly thought out retard slop. Any other species developing human eyes, which are still biologically evolved to work better underwater makes no sense to begin with.