Thread 214359267

>sets up the joke
>tells the joke
>zooms in on the joke
>shows reactions to the joke
>character explains the joke
who edited this shit?

shouldn't all of the hands on him have painted nails?

Go right ahead

Name 5

>>214359267 (OP)
This was genuinely the most infuriating thing ive ever seen. My dad wanted to watch it so I watched it with him and was only able to get through 30 minutes amd then got up in a fit of rage and screamed at the screen and walked out

>>214359267 (OP)
some of the jokes were funny so yeah

>>214359267 (OP)
You've solved the case of the movie about jokes, OP. Now onto the case of the Extra Long Penis, if anyone can get to the bottom of it, it's you.

>>214359581
>Now onto the case of the Extra Long Penis, if anyone can get to the bottom of it, it's you.
how do i solve the case when i cant even get a tip?

>>214359267 (OP)
zoomer

yeah this movie sucked

>>214359267 (OP)
you've never seen naked gun before?

>>214360350
while the naked gun reboot keeps shoving the joke down your joke while explaining it and making your you understand it, the original would have done three jokes with 2 additional ones in the background

This movie was funny AF.

>>214359267 (OP)
that didn't happen

>>214359267 (OP)
It was about as funny and as close to the original tone as a modern rendition was ever going to get. In short, it was alright

>>214359267 (OP)
It's a masterpiece, I know.

>>214359267 (OP)
Don’t care. Didn’t see it and never will. It’s “comedy” for retarded brain dead jungle niggers.

I haven't seen this but I saw 33 1/3 back when it came out, and I've seen Naked Gun 1 and Top Secret more recently
there's sort of a lot of gags over the entire runtime, but there's still a tempo problem because each gag is such a large chunk like OP says
in my experience, you need to slip more small dialog jokes among the big distinct gags. you need to be thrown off balance by the little lines in order for the big gags to hit harder
Naked Gun stuff does have a lot of jokes that are dialog, and don't rely on a physical gag, but even those dialog jokes are spelled out or accentuated too much. they're afraid of any jokes slipping past the audience

>>214359413
its my film of 2025

laughed out loud a dozen times. i rarely lol once in a film

>>214362258
its Airplane humour, and its great

It's fun, I laughed a couple times

My favourite joke in naked gun 1 is when they go into the scientists room, Ed and scientist walk through the door and frank walks around the wall. It’s the little things

The Naked Gun had over a 100 jokes; some hit or miss. This version has half that if im being generous and most miss. They should have hired someone to insert more gags because there is a lot of dead air. Neeson and Anderson are likable tho.

>>214359267 (OP)
>edit
isn't this the writer's fault?

>>214359267 (OP)
Why would you ever go see this movie? It's so obviously going to suck it feels moot to go see it and then criticize. This dogshit tastes like dogshit, mmmmm

>>214362950
maybe, but the movie could be much much funnier with proper editing.

>drebin goes in to an interrogation room, reads a file, says "35 years for mans laughter, that must have been a funny joke"
here you already understand the joke, he misread man-slaughter as mans laughter, but then the guy says
>"mans laughter? dont you mean man-slaughter?"
completely pointless and takes all the wind out of the joke. this could easily be edited out to make the scene funnier

The entire baseball game part from the first Naked Gun is the funniest thing ever captured on film. Nothing could ever top it. Rapid fire jokes and gags and every single one lands.

Why didn't they have someone handing them coffee during sex scene

>>214363752
This annoyed me too, but then I remember it's because Americans are fucking stupid and would need to have this joke explained.

>>214360394
The new one had plenty of background jokes that was not zoomed in or reacted to by the characters. I assume you haven't seen it but still wanted to bitch about current year bad.

>>214359267 (OP)
I like Liam Neeson but Leslie Nielson's delivery, tone and voice blew him out of water when it came to the jokes landing.

>>214363897
i saw it, and my biggest gripe was that all the jokes insisted upon themselves. there was this awkward pause after every punchline. like drebin ordering a sparkling water, and then being handed a glass of water with a lit sparkler in it. instead of that just being a one second gag, they kept holding onto the glass, with drebin reacting to it and making a funny face, and then starting to blow out the sparkler. we got the pun the second we saw the glass, but they just had to milk the gag out of every drop they could. a joke is always funnier when its understated, but the gags in this film were always overstated, with very long setups where you saw the punchline coming from a mile away.

That's my biggest issue with the film. If the movie was edited like the old naked guns, it would be half the runtime because the new movie has half the jokes spaced out twice as much.

>>214359307
No because he's bisexual, didn't you watch the movie?

>>214364021
The chair joke was a real bad one too. As a 1 second joke it would have worked well enough, but they really dragged it out.

>>214359267 (OP)
My favorite joke was when he throws the body shield at the bank robbers and they keep shooting it as it flies at them. It was so stupid and absurd; it felt like a classic Naked Gun gag.

having coffee in every scene gag was ok, just not the huge cups.
Not long, not enough script and they shouldn't have had the cop hood lights at the end scene from the other movies.
5/10

Its a really funny movie. Stop being little artsy faggots about everything and just enjoy stuff

>>214364359
I think the closest gag was
>Detective Frank Drebin...
>So am I!

>>214359267 (OP)
That's the joke.

i laughed a lot. neeson's delivery saves even the weaker gags.

I don't recall them explaining jokes
It was just fire off and keep going before you could even respond

>My wife died
>Im sorry.. How did she pass?
>incredible. Arm like a cannon
kek

this movie is not bad

>>214362901
that is in Naked Gun 2 1/2 you casual. I bet you dont even Drebinmaxx

How do you guys not know yet that the current Hollywood mission statement is to shit on beloved IP particularly when it involves wypipo? Frank Drebin in a skirt with his underwear showing? FOH

Just watched the first 10 free. Holy shit is it bad and even putting aside the originals it's bad. Terrible editing, production design, direction, writing, lighting, casting, acting other than LN. The gags ALL fall flat.

>>214362319
It was even worse in my country, where the subtitles tried adapting some of the jokes.
I got it because I actually listened to the dialog, but lot of jokes got lost in translation and some flew right past my audience and I found myself laughing alone in the theater.
I need to rewatch now that the good quality torrent is out, with English subs in case I miss something by ear.

the guy ferreri joe rogan my dad spoke to me after he died as an owl joke went over everyones head. I can't even find a reference to it online.

>>214368885
>guy ferreri joe rogan
I saw the movie yesterday and I have no idea wtf you're talking about

>>214359267 (OP)
The man's laughter joke was great.

>>214359267 (OP)
chuckled a few times and enjoyed the nostalgia trip with throwbacks
danny huston is always nice to see on the screen

>>214359267 (OP)
as a fan of the originals i had extremely low expectations. left the theater pleasantly surprised. it''s just, good, dumb, retard humor, which we don't get these days. my friends and i laughed multiple times which is rare for any modern comedies.

>>214360350
Only the 1st movie was good. Every new iteration lowered the amount of idiots and increased the amount of straight men until now it's basically just Drebin being an idiot i.e. Johnny English

Best movie of 2025, maybe even since 2020

>>214363752
>Of course I’m serious, and don’t call me Shirley.

>I think you have misunderstood me. “Surely” may sound the same as “Shirley”— but it’s spelled differently from the name.

>>214368946
Also the Bill Cosby one

>>214362787
Airplane is unfunny boomer jew trash

>>214363866
what perplexes me is the variance in accessibility when it came to the jokes. the line right before the manslaughter bit was "you've got quite a rap sheet here" and the criminal is busta rhymes. i'm willing to bet less people knew who busta compared to the ones getting man's laughter/manslaughter
then there was the kneeling scene which was in the trailer with oj's son. i wonder how many people got that

>>214363752
>*translators note: 'mans laughter' and 'man-slaughter' look similar in writing*

>>214359267 (OP)
>mfw the entire gag with the self-driving car after Drebin, Jr. shoots out the windshield only to be bombarded by balloons and bees from passerby in the street, culminating with glass delivery servicemen perfectly replacing the windshield to the exact specs of the electric car, fitting like a glove as he drives by them and having Drebin end up right back where he started with the same problem

What was the deal with the snowman?

>>214359413

>then got up in a fit of rage and screamed at the screen and walked out

Real story: Tard son embarrassed his father in a public place because he's aitistic

>>214359267 (OP)
if the baddies and plot were more intelligentially updated to now in the adult times, otherwise it's a miss.

>>214366915
>I came down here for college and have stayed ever since
>UCLA?
>I see it every day, I live here

>>214359267 (OP)
That's a nice doggie, lick and clean his ding dong after cumming. I suppose you can only go so far in what you can show in the cinemas, people laughing around you.

>>214359413
Shouldn't he be keeping you on a tether in public places?

>>214364359
Similar gag but I liked the one where Drebin Jr is doing a voiceover in his head and all the other Police Squad detectives have their own voiceovers interrupting it

>>214370794
This is the one that got me lmao. Love these kinda jokes.

>>214362901
>>214367078
it's used in Police Squad! first you plebs

>>214370651
I don't know, but I liked it

I liked the coffee gag.

>>214370895
>stolen joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZXa_HfOMAs

>>214371533
I think there's been quite a few done, finding some originality is hard. They had to resort to bestiality.

>>214371533
People have been doing 'sexual innuendo shadow turns out to be innocuous activity' gags for decades. Mel Brooks was notorious for doing them like in Blazing Saddles

>>214359267 (OP)
I couldn't watch more than 15 minutes the jokes feel really forced and disconnected from the context of what's happening and they're non-stop every scene has a joke

>>214368916

when guy ferreri went on rogans podcast and told the story of his dad dying and coming back to see him as an owl. Rogan was really rude for no reason.

>>214371888
What does that have to do with naked gun

The fake set inside another one inside another really captured things..

>>214359267 (OP)
This movie was pretty shit. The jokes were crap and Neeson seems permanently physically exhausted. It doesn't help that he's doing an accent where Leslie Neilson was far more natural and relaxed in the role. The plot was just Kingsman with zero changes to make it funnier.
I watched this and Nobody 2 this weekend and Nobody 2 was slightly better but that's not saying much.

>>214359267 (OP)
Sounds exactly like the Mike Myers formula yet people still fap over his shitty movies.

>>214364536
>Just consuuuuuuuuuuuuuuume

They did this bit about TiVo and Buffy the vampire slayer that just went on and on

>>214372715
That bit was great, get fucked

>>214372151
>Neeson seems permanently physically exhausted.

Yeah because he's 73, 11 years older than Nielsen was in the first Naked Gun.

Wish I could hate it, but I can't.
The glove gag unironically made me laugh out loud. I can't remember the last timen a movie did that to me.
Some of the story was a bit odd and not in the good way, especially the last 20% of the movie are comparably weak.

Still one of the better things I've seen this year.

>>214371940
Watch it and you would know.

>>214371882
that's par for the course for all those gag movies made back then including the original naked gun

>>214371888
>guy ferreri

>>214359267 (OP)
What could you expect from le whackey wry meta wink chip and dale director?

>>214359267 (OP)

why would you remake a movie that was successful entirely due to the script and performances...oh right, because IP is king. if this was called Dumbass Detective nobody would go and see it.

>>214372857
Nielsen, like Christopher Lloyd just looked old for his whole career.

>>214374195
It's the same as when they tried to continue the Pink Panther movies without Peter Sellers. Nobody gives a shit because the entire franchise is the actor and their character, you can't replace them.

kek

>>214374581
Why does it look like commercial?

>>214374581
I first thought they gave up after declaring it a suicide and left the body in the car.

>>214374581
>>214374600
Looks like they made most of the trailer look dressed up then you get shots that literally look like they've been taken out of a daily show.

>>214374762
This was my thinking whilst watching it and I wasn't even aware Fuzzy Door had anything to do with it. There's definitely a few of his jokes in there

Movie would have been saved if he just wore the white wig. Even baby in originals had the fucking wig.

>>214370895
>>214371533

The tone looked bizarre in trailers. Like modern action with blood and gore killing bankrobbers and then mcfarlane humor for the little girl and panties homo pose reveal after killing them. the only preview that was tonally naked gun that ive seen is everyone crying over their dead partner/fathers scene, but even that goes to modern black guy fade basically doing AH HELLLLLL NAAAA to ruin it.

>>214359267 (OP)
>Seth McFarlane comedy is slop
I'm shocked!

>>214374859
Retard, that's a dashcam, of course it's supposed to look like that.