Thread 214359589

>>214359589 (OP)
>There was a creepy guy outside my house all weekend, I was scared

you got the wrong guy because:

1. i'm not young
2. i did leave the house to go buy more tendies and cereal

>>214359589 (OP)
there's a PANDEMIC going on you ignorant science slut

>>214359589 (OP)
You spend a lot of time spying on me. Don't YOU have a girlfriend?

>>214359589 (OP)
WAITAMINUTE.......is Doakes Dexter's dark passenger??

>>214359589 (OP)
Nice try, nigger. I don't even have a car

Why does Doakes know that Dexter doesn't watch porn? Sussy baka

>>214359589 (OP)
Did Doakes assumed several people to be secret monsters and just happened to be lucky with Dexter?

I was just having a private weekend running a long relaxing bubble bath, binge watching Netflix, cooking myself a wonderful meal, cleaning the house, you know, just girl stuff tee-hee

Sooooo, do you want me to go to HR and tell them you were outside my house all weekend spying on me, or will you do it? :)

>>214359589 (OP)
>So tell me, why would a young, single guy spend his weekends locked up in house with no GF
I was looking for my sister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXt3D-Q_szs

>>214359725
Dexter has nofap aura. Turn out its real.

>>214359727
Couldnt he actually read minds in t he book or some shit?

In the show he heard Dexter say something once when he was talking in his head

>>214359589 (OP)
This was how it felt when I was trying to get a security clearance.

>>214359840
>In the show he heard Dexter say something once when he was talking in his head
You're a fucking retard and you should kill yourself for the gene pool.

>>214361070
he's right, that really happened

>>214361196
It didn't. Doakes could see Dexter was deep in thought and he chose to spook him. There was nothing magic about it. If you weren't an autistic faggot who can't decipher facial cues you'd understand this. Even redditfags understand this scene.

>>214361259
He asked " what did you say?" Then dexter says " I didn't say anything"

>>214361301
Yes, I know what scene you're referring to faggot, and I just explained why it wasn't him literally reading his mind.

You're brown.

>>214361752
you are strangely aggressive about this

>>214361862
And you are a retard who doesn't know when to quit. Die.

>>214359725
Presumably credit card history. I guess Dex always bought kill tools under an alias or with cash.
Like how he was buying his sedative under the name Dr. Patrick Bateman.

>>214361910
so angry about a tv show. calm down, bro

>>214359589 (OP)
Then you’re shit at your job because I smoke cigarettes on my back porch every night once the sun goes down. IDIOT lol.

I’ve never seen this show and I’m confused now. Which one is the mind reader?

One of the most successful marketing campaigns of the year and /tv/ is none the wiser.

>>214362567
>Mind reader
me

>a raging homosexual
you

>>214359727
No because if you watch the show Dexter is the only one he treats like a weirdo. He has that same killer instinct that Dexter has which is why hes able to recognize him out in the wild

>>214362663
I thought he was able to read minds? It looked like it in that one scene where he asks dex what he said or something

>>214362662
It was one time in college that hardly counts as “raging.”

>>214359589 (OP)
Well you see...uh...I have a serious hernia and it makes uh ... It makes going outside hard for me.

>>214359589 (OP)
jorkin my porkin

What did I do this weekend? Sat around the house and chilled.

What did YOU do this weekend? Sat in a van outside my house and worked shifts keeping an eye on my place.

Thank you for your service.

>>214362754
i got my eye on you, creep

>>214362751
Don't deny it you zesty motherfucker, i'm onto you. I will watch your every move and will find you in the gay clubs backroom just as your about to be sodomized. Mark my words.

Doakes is looking kinda zesty bros

>>214362799
I thought you were just watching my house!

>>214359589 (OP)
What can I say, man, I'm mostly unemployed and lonely.

>>214362794
N

If you wanna LAN, Doakes, you just gotta ask. We could play Diablo 2 or do some Warcraft 3 compstomps or custom maps or something.

>>214361862
bros world view is being attacked.
Nooo its impossible to read minds it cant be true!!
actually it is possible, get over it

>>214359589 (OP)
Come on Doakes, now who's the one being deceptive here?
Why would anyone want to spend time around these baby killing Bolshevik whores that pass as modern women?

>>214363020
Okay what am I thinking right now?

>>214362884
Can't say that about one of the chosen people anon..

>>214363071
Dicks

>>214363071
youre thinking about transitioning into a trannie freak

>>214362739
Nah he did that to fuck with Dexter cause he noticed he was deep in thought, its basically to see if Dexter would bite and tell Doakes something incriminating

>>214363095
>>214363105
Lucky guess.

>>214361996
>Who could be using this highly controlled sedative for nefarious purposes, certainly not Dr Patrick Bateman which is clearly NOT an alias

Literal 0 iq move

>>214363357
It was a different time. You average person had no idea who Patrick Bateman was

What did we think of Miguel Prada as a character and story arc?

SPIN ME A STORY ASSHOLE

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

My coworkers are going to ask me what I did this weekend. What should I say?

>>214364052
Chillin'. Killin'.

>>214364052
"Nothin' much. Just chilled"

"Oh yeah? Those are the best weekends."

It's the same interaction every single time.

>>214359589 (OP)
i got doordash like 6 times, waddaya mean i didn't open the door. u got the right house?

>>214364052
>I posted 200 frogs on an Albanian neurosurgery forum.
Just Pepes? What about Dat Boi?
>O SHIT WADDUP
(and that's how i met your mother)

>>214362794
Y-y-yeah ok s-s-sir....you too