Thread 214360751

>Entire facility gets damaged by a snickers bar wrapper
>Dinos suddenly can't live anywhere on earth except the equator, but whatever
>Retarded Jose thinks it's okay to bring his kids to sail on dino-infested waters
>Jose family gets rescued, but instead of thanking them, they get rude at them
>Jose's daughter thinks it's fine to inflate a raft near a t-rex.
>Jose's entire role in the movie is to scream his daughters' names whenever they're in danger but never attempt to save them. Bf somehow has bigger balls than him
>Jose somehow can walk anywhere despite injuring his leg early in the movie
>Little girl's plot armour is so god damn obvious
>Mutated dino serves no purpose at all
>Little girl somehow thinks it's okay to bring a small dino back despite the plot saying they can't survive anywhere outside the equator

This movie is god awful, worse than the 1st jurassic world. It would've been easier to watch had they just remove the entire retarded family. Just thinking about the stupid plot makes me wanna vomit.

>>214360751 (OP)
lil chuddie sounds mad that a movie had real representation of a brown family, something white people can't understand or ever have.

>>214360822
>real representation of a brown family
You mean brown family acting retarded throughout the entire movie?

>>214360822
lol

>>214360822
>lil chuddie thinks brown family is the hero in this movie
Who's gonna tell this lil spic?

>>214360822
SAARRR!!!

>>214360822
>representation of a brown family
I don't think they can show that in a PG-13 dinosaur flick.

>>214360822
>Mfw pedro gets BTFO in this thread

>>214360751 (OP)
Nobody said this was kino. I only saw it because my parents wanted to. It’s shit but I expected as much going in. The problem with the family is they’re like a good chunk of the cast and you don’t believe for a second that any of them will die (except maybe the boyfriend but he proves himself to be good early on)

>>214361110
>Nobody said this was kino
Nah, /tv/ kept spamming how good this was when it first came out. But now i think it's just astroturfers, same as how ppl kept spamming how trash superman was

>>214360991
The only reason it’s not at least 3x higher for blacks is because black families have no fathers. I guess it’s sort of a blessing in disguise niggers are deadbeat dads.

>>214361418
I saw a study years ago that said inbreeding is surprisingly common in predominantly black areas because they are fucking half-siblings and cousins without even knowing it due to not knowing their fathers.

I've seen this movie in that meme 4xd or whatever format with my mom. I want to fuck Scarlet so much it's unreal.

>>214361291
superman is trash

>>214360751 (OP)
It's fucking KEY-NOUGH
The conclusion to the plotline of True Detective Season 3
>DEM KIDS

>>214360751 (OP)
I just enjoyed watching Scarlet Johansson throw her big butt around the screen in those tight pants. She was super beautiful in that movie

>>214361740
isnt she wearing like gear packed cargo pants? nothing about this movie looked sexy

>>214360751 (OP)
I don't think I ever saw anyone saying this was kino, it's unanimously panned, and rightly so

>>214361797
>isnt she wearing like gear packed cargo pants
Yeah and it's amazing especially when she's covered in dirt and sweat

>>214361813
idiot

>>214360751 (OP)
Film = Kino

That's the definition if you translate it. Quit trying to make "kino" into a positive term signifying quality. It's not going to happen.

>>214360751 (OP)
If you honestly paid money to see this expecting it to be good you got exactly what you deserved. That's like showing up to Scary Movie 6 or Date Movie or whatever and being surprised it wasn't as good as Airplane

>>214361841
>Quit trying to make "kino" into a positive term signifying quality. It's not going to happen.
Sorry babe, but /tv/ has been doing this for years now.

>>214360751 (OP)
I put it on not knowing what movie it was, and thought it was some south american b grade for first 40 minutes.

Have you apologized yet?

>>214361803
Somehow it was top 5 in highest grossing movies of 2025. I guess kids are retarded when it comes to movies.

>>214361886
Nope, i just pirated it

>>214360751 (OP)
No JP movie after JP 3 is kino. That’s a literal impossibility. It can’t and never will happen.

>>214360751 (OP)
>Jose's daughter thinks it's fine to inflate a raft near a t-rex.
that's because in the book tommy was the one who inflated it and he's 12

>>214360751 (OP)
>>214361110
>>214361803
>>214361886
>>214361903
you all have insanely shit taste btw. the film looks fantastic, the action is briskly paced and the latinx family's story was emotional and heartwarming. the worst criticism i have of it is scarlett sucked ass and there weren't enough heartwarming scenes with the latinxn family.

>>214361908
Nothing to apologize for. It was always peak.

>>214362144
>Ragebait
Grow up.

>>214362164
i'm not ragebaiting, i genuinely enjoyed this movie and liked the latinxn family.

>>214361830
Yeah, you are

>>214362219
Apologies, i stand corrected. You just have terrible tastes.

>>214360822
We latinos dont like brown Venezuelan or mexican cuban Hondureñan indigenous.
They are larping as mestiizos and latinos because they hate their own race.

Latinos are white european descent from argentina Uruguay brasil Spain italy, retard

>>214360822
Lost world quite literally had an inter racial family as the main characters and nobody said anything about it you mouth breathing retard.

>>214360751 (OP)
Big dinosaur claws popping big tits like a bloody milky balloon

this fucker is the size of a building