Thread 214360864

HOH: Lauren
Noms: Ashley, Morgan, Will
Veto: Morgan
White Locust Twist: Rachel has been eliminated from the game

Previously on /bb/: >>214354688

first for lauren is a crack baby

FUCK!

>>214360847
vince had a chance to compete in veto where as Keanu doesnt.
Get your head out of vince's ass.

ZAE WON

>>214360911
doesnt matter even after the veto and up to the night before the eviction he was still telling vince he doesnt care if he goes

Just win Keanu

>kills the main hag
>puts three n-bombs on the block
>puts up the huge brown comp threat
kneel homos

reposting the lauren and keanu convo for those who missed it
https://streamable.com/dnkdga

>>214360911
WAHHHHHHHH IT'S NOT FAIRRRRRRRRRR

>>214360939
*kneels*

>>214360911
boo hoo nigga. keanu should count his lucky stars he has block buster instead of being backdoored in any other season before BB26

>>214360936
No, he didn't.
He came up with all those retarded plans to keep him still.
Mickey was just a consolation for him.

>>214360942
he was already talking about targeting her so

>>214360977
grodbuster this week kingfags

>>214360966
who would she have the best chance against in final 2? I really can’t see her getting the votes over anybody left.

>>214361008
kelley

>>214360975
as soon as this or next week prior to hearing he was going up??

Morgan

>>214360977
>claims a wrong color ball was blown into the tube causing the sequence to be wrong
>still puts several balls on top of the blown in ball
is she pretending to be retarded in comps too

I would say, best move for Lauren - nominate Keanu but somehow still keep him as an ally so he won't target her next week.
Keanu is right that she is the next target after him, but also if he is there and he wins POV/BB she will be booted, so it's kinda moot point.
Ideally, he stays and morgan/keanu snipe each other out next couple rounds, then she can cut vince at the end for ava/will/kelley.

>>214361008
kelley, maybe ava?
I think almost everyone else beats her because the perception is she's too indecisive and others made her decisions

>>214360966
No one is voting her in finale.
Even if she admits that "yes, I was acting like a drooling retard".
No one would take her on it.
Her lasting image in bb would be her indecisiveness.

>>214361027
fuck her for winning the veto
she should have listened when they told her she had the votes and let lauren win it
dumb cunt killed the season

>Keanu to Vince: Just win bro!
>Lauren to Keanu: "uuuuhhh...Just...ummmmmm win?"
>Keanu fucking seethes and shits himself because he has to compete against a wounded won't and Ashley

>>214361032
>pretending

>>214361040
>ava/will/kelley
how bout no

>>214361040
she really has no other move. is she suppose to put up kelley or ava? how would that help her moving forward? it would be retarded for her to put up vince no matter what he did to her game. if she does and misses she has vince, morgan and keanu targeting her. this way she can at least show some good will towards morgan and hope she comes around

>>214361056
yeah kinda embarrassing for the king, he should be super confident about his odds here

>>214361056
Vince knew he went up because he played a slimy weasel game.

Keanu would be upset because he saved this girl from going home last week

>>214361115
I wonder who her main ally is? Maybe that would explain her decisions????

no episode tonight ?

>>214361115
lmao he didnt save her from shit. he was never targeting her and to spin it as a saving move is just a gaslight

>>214361115
not watching feeds. is he proposing anyone else for her to put up? Ava?

>>214361109
Ava has got the votes against Will/Ashley now that Rachel isn't here.
Keanu doesnt.
He literally pitched that he doesn't have votes.
She is retarded to parse it.

>kills your king
no hard feelings :)

>>214361132
>evicts all your allies
>rubbing up on the girl that desperately wants you out

>>214361139
nope. moved to tuesday becaues of the VMAs

>>214361139
yeah the eppys on tuesday

>>214360950
she should've just owned it, taking a shot at the biggest competitor, with mastermind month, triple/double? eviction and only two weeks left? >>214361166 every shot has to be taken

>>214361166
the what? aren't those on mtv?

>>214361007
ashley has been shitting on production ever since she lost veto, she will get a bad edit this week and then grod will rig her out of the house

queen angel lauren won

>>214361188
who do you think owns MTV?

>>214361162
vince still chooses lauren over morgan
periodt

Here's that Kingslayer I was telling you guys about

>>214361213
Game bot Morgan would put it all on the line and grip his penis until he agrees to evict Lauren

>>214361240
that's probably against the rules

>>214361222
is this real?

>>214361151
you dont even need to bring will into the convo. ashley has had more game and personal convos with lauren than keanu ever has and he is a bigger threat to win it all. keanus game talks with lauren are:

>i saved you now you will do whatever i say. period

>>214361255
Grod would let it happen

>>214361236
wow she's perfect! angelic, even

>>214361188
MTV is owned by Paramount and they want more eyes on it so it's been moved to CBS

>>214361271
bet he likes being pushed around and dommed

>>214361255
the lady that hosts unlocked used the strat to win her season

Lauren Domingue? That girl got wasted at every LSU banger and kept getting felt up by all the guys lmao. Good lay from what I heard

just beat ashley yo that’s it

there is no way Keanu goes home on Thursday, right bros?.. r-right bros?

>>214361338
>Good lay
doubt it. seems like she'd be a starfish

>>214361330
>lady

Bing Bong is fucking dead

>>214361298
Tell me one thing vince has done for Lauren yet.
>voted out for Adrain to keep him.
>Voted Rylie after promising her.
Being a final 2 is a retarded promise.
Why the fuck would she side with him?

so begun the keanubros vs the laurenfags war

13 BINGS

>>214361375
You pick her up and use her like a premium fleshlight

>>214361166
>biggest draw goes on out on a crapshoot comp without being voted out
>no ep for 6 days

how to kill a season 101

>>214361391
He's helped her in the safety chain challenge over Morgan and threw the HoH for her

>keanu is a Psych fan
LET'S GO

>>214361298
cmon dude he’s her real ally bro just trust him

>>214361391
he didnt put her up on both his hoh's. the same argument keanu is making except he only kept her safe on 1

i hate ashley, no hottub, no bikinis, what a flop

>>214361409
boring

>>214361408
no episode tonight bro

>>214361432
Who else does she have, Ava?
KEK

>>214361409
no you cant do that to her >_<

>>214361397
I’m on both sides so I don’t know what to do

>>214361190
she’s the last black woman, she’s guaranteed final 5

>>214361450
fucking pajamas everyday with her

>>214361478
Take the Will Pill, he's making it to final 2 with everyone

talking about disney channel original movies with keanu and vince

keanubros...we'll make it out this week

>>214361460
Yeah, Ava.
She has the votes.
Put her up.
Rachel isn't here.
So, no is voting for Ashley.

>>214361427
everyone is tuning in to see that shit happen. I literally cannot wait

lauren has lots of pregnancy dreams

>>214361397
Keanufags are way to spoiled. Space cowboy was legitimately backdoored by bowie jane after not renoming corey the week before as a sign of loyalty to jag. Grod rigged it this season so there is no backdoors. Even when blockbuster ends Keanu will always get selected for veto at that point. Fucking quit the bitching and just win out

>lauren is a virgin!!
>lauren frequently dreams of being pregnant

they should give them alcohol tonight.

>>214361548
She is remote viewing into /bb/ when she sleeps

impregnating lauren, her sister and her mom

he’s just a smol bean >_<

>>214361561
reminds her of her LSU nights getting passed around

>>214361595
go fuck yourself

>>214361548
fertile and breedable

Lauren can't seriously think she can sit next to Vince at the end and win

laurenseethers are simply demonic creatures from hell trying to poison your brain against a real life angel.

It might be bad day but at least you have a fat ass

>>214361606
Trevor used to go to town on that girl dude

>>214361645
CLOCKED

>>214361639
FACT

If crybaby rachel fags actually hated dumb twists they would've stopped watching at least 15 seasons ago. But they're only mad that it happened to their cookout enabling hag queen that slayyys like chile tea and ATES with no crumbs.

>>214361639
Hey, it's not like laurenfags are calling others homo just for rooting for someone.

>>214361667
WHOS TREVOR?

>>214361632
Lauren already has Vince as a shield, why would she need Keanu with Kelley too?

>>214361726
>a shield
>at final 7

JULIE LOOKIN GOOD AT THE VMAS

>>214361397
we need peace

>>214361728
>desecrating religious symbols
umm... are we doing this now? because i have a lot i can say about muslims

>>214361754
I was making a counter to what Retardu was telling her

>>214361728
>ratings will go down!
>make endless content about it
This is how relevancy works in the 2020s. Controversy is the biggest boost to popularity

>>214361728
Imagine telling Brit during BB12 she would become one of Rachel’s closest friends and biggest supporters for clout

what happened to my shower buddies :(
they were all supposed to be friends and take down the blacks

>>214361793
Keanu looks close enough desu

>>214361726
Yup it's really that simple. Vince, Kelley, and Ava would never put Lauren up. Keanu would. easy peasy

>>214361793
Keanu is being sent into battle to personally defeat his enemy in a 1v1 battle gladiator style.

>>214361728
Patreon? How sad.

>>214361793
keanu scared her

>>214361793
Lauren IS taking out the blacks. Keep up.

>downstairs
>keanu and vinny shooting the shit

>upstairs
>motormouth is talking non-stop game to kelley and lauren

why is doja cat in this episode of big brother

>>214361728
>>214361816
always wanted britbrit to get one of those realtor shows. i think she'd be great at it

>>214361838
she has been going nonstop since the moment she woke up and entered the bathroom

>>214361775
one of my favorite BritBrit stories is she was talking about being in sequester or maybe casting finals, anyway they weren't allowed to talk to each other but Rachel put on a bikini and was strutting around the hotel pool trying to get everyone's attention and BritBrit thought "welp I guess I'm playing with her"

Thank Grod they cut D1 off

comfy skate talk

>>214361977
-ACCCKK

>>214361645
its ai retard

>>214362008
what are you talking about schizo

kelobros...

>>214362008
clear laurencel propoganda

>>214362043
get fucking pussymisted

>>214362043
don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened

>>214362043
Shes due for some correction

>>214362097
this display of toxic masculinity made me uncomfortable when it happened

morgan telling lauren that kelley wont and ava will be the next big targets after keanu goes
lauren nodding in agreement. good job girl you safe!

>>214362114
kek she knows morgo is full of shit

>>214362114
poor morgo thinks ashley stands a chance against keanu in the blockbuster

>>214362130
she has absolute faith in whatever she wants to believe in

>>214362130
it'll be a crapshoot luck comp

>>214362174
id fucking die if grod made it some farmer walk with moving one pile to another with the amount of shit talking ashley has done about production the past couple days

do you think lauren and morgan will be friends after this

I’d fucking wreck Ashely’s hairy strange

>>214362174
whole point of extending blockbuster past jury was to keep grod's favorites safe desu. after this last twist blew up in production's face they won't risk making the blockbuster equitable

>>214362263
who knows. i dont really see them connecting like that. everyone one this cast seems to kind of hate each other

>>214362193
>it's a cotton picking block buster competition

>>214362174
no it won’t lol

I want them to do another elimination challenge so Ava will be completely demoralized and cuss out Julie during a live eviction which gets her forcibly removed

>>214362263
I think so. Outside I bet Morgan's pretty cool and her and Lauren could have fun. Why not

Dumb dumb and weasel think they could get rid of a comp beast that easily. Kinganu bros we'll get our revenge next week.

Vinny's harem is always so happy to see him

>>214362263
I see only Keanu making any kind of connections.
He might hit up Adrain, Rylie, Rachel or Zae.
I don't see any of the woman making any friends.
Maybe Lauren and Katherine.

>>214362325
That was the entire point of adding it, but Retard Rachel couldn't help herself

>>214362344
leah will have sex with every big brother player except quinn

>>214362344
Quinn is so stupid he's probably right

>>214362344
if there is one person who's thoughts and opinions i will never, ever give a fuck about it's quinn

>>214362344
honestly prod should do this

>>214362394
Putting Rachel in this season was already pushing the limit of fairness for Grod as is

>keanu: im tired of getting my heart broken in here
>i try my best to protect the people i care about
>and all they do is look for ways to stab me in the back

>>214362263
depends if either gets each other out. if not i think they could be but they dont live anywhere near each other so it wouldbe in small doses

King Keanu will behead Ashley while Will gets a heart attack doing the blockbuster and win by default

when lauren said she still has to talk to vince kelley emphasized NOT WITH MORGAN IN THE ROOM

baka

>>214362480
Will winning while the camera is focused on Keanu would be so ironically kino though

>>214362495
i wonder if lauren is trying to get on morgans good side with talking with vince and her at the same time
but honestly she fucked that up by nomming morgan this week

keanus mission now is to morgan and lauren out if he survives the blockbuster

i like how this cast still stops talking when planes fly over cause production tells them to kek

>>214361816
Cory/America make 5k a month on Patreon by giving their midwit takes on the season

>>214362538
he was already telling vince that was his plan this morning

the ava will ashley crew really sleep all day, everytime i turned on feeds real quick this afternoon i didn't see them

>>214362544
It'll be be great way to shit-test the production.
Just keep talking when the plane flies over and pique/peak their audio levels

keanu gets in his own head too much and he has rachel to talk him down. nobody else can now.

JUST WIN BRO

>>214362577
yup they just sleep and complain

>>214362597
He really needs an ally that isn't kelly to keep him on track

>>214362594
casts on other seasons stop doing it long before now kek

>>214362613
He really didn't have any allies the first 3 weeks.
And he was on put on the block on 2nd and 3rd week.

>lauren: i have to pee... but...

>vince: yeah i will stay
>morgan gets on the bed and starts hugging him

I wonder if Keanu got spooked after watching Rachel lose easy layup challenge

vince is hilarious when he pretends to be mad

>>214362678
goldenshowerbros we got this

>>214362441
very emotional

>>214362708
doubt it, he thinks she knew about it and threw it cause she had a earpiece and was all dressed up with full makeup and she wasnt sad or mad after the fact

lmao vince

id love lauren to compare notes on what vince is telling her that keanu says about her to keanu
but she is too lost in vinnys mist

vine reenacting the webm

>>214362752
I think she knew too. Dumb broad just choked.

lauren just made a good point

6 things have to happen for him to get her out

next week with blockbuster is gonna be a shitshow

kek vince... if morgan and lauren are otb and you win the veto what are you going to do weasel

>nobody thinks that we are as close as we are
not even vinny, considering how many times he fucked you over

>>214362866
If Lauren noms Keanu he should bring her to final 2

>>214362866
he chooses lauren

Even Chima has chimed in on Rachel's elimination

>>214362938
someone had to ask her and WHO GIVES A FUCK

>>214362938
has Carol Journey shared her thoughts yet?

Lauren has been studying

Stacies are all the same, don't get why you guys act like she's such a pure angel of light

>>214363014
cry some more and choke on a fat cock homo

vinny is a certified pocket prince

>>214363014
are you an incel or fat chick?

>>214362986
Yes, she has with Sharon Tharp

>>214362866
he already heard from ash and won't they'd never vote for lauren to win. his eyes lit up. he'd burn morgan there

>>214363014
Nice try demon

>>214363042
D-does she have Kelsey's hairband on her wrist?

>>214363069
>simping makes me a chad
the absolute state

>>214363103
"all Stacies are the same" is the type of shit they drill into your head on redpill forums

Lauren admitting she would have beat Morgan in BB comics

>>214363042
You uh, think he's gonna have a gf after this?

>>214363151
if keanu had a chance to play he would have beat the fuck out of both those blown out cunts
fucking little snake bitch

>>214363151
Did she really throw the comp?
Cause I wanna rub it in the face of this Laurenfag.
>>214360666

>>214363229
Do you really think Morgan won it without help?

>>214363188
I uh, think you're a fag for giving a shit either way.

>>214363229
>>214363220
>>214363188
>>214363151

>>214363069
I was a crazy James fan

Being as beautiful as Lauren means you get to experience a different form of reality, you get to see the sky differently, everything is just sweeter, brighter.
Like being on heroin every day with no side effects

They said Lauren was only 30 seconds behind Morgan

>>214363260
Hey Kelsey, why don't you log off and hit the treadmill you fat cow? Not my fault you can't keep a man.

>>214363273
>brown hair
>brown eyes
>flat chest
>mole
mid, the only reason people like her is because she’s skinny (rare)

>>214363250
If she helped win the veto for Morgan, what the fuck was the point of her HOH?
She told everyone that Morgan was the target and wanted keep the noms same.

Kelley is enjoying listening to Sabrina Carpenter

SO HOW WAS KELLEY??

>>214363314
And what do you have sweetheart, a joytoy?

>>214363319
You have to understand, lauren has brain damage. She’s an indecisive retard being strung along by Vince.

What happen laurenbros, after this hoh she move up on evereyone hit list, just to protect kelley

>>214363325
You wear "being a NEET and laurenfag" as a badge of honor, anon.
I feel bad for you.
At least lie a little.

Hate that Kelley is a feed killer

>>214363347
i accept your concession, simpnigger

>>214363363
lauren really broke your brain huh? kek

>>214363376
Wash your hair

>>214363380
Still not as broken as hers.
My train of thought doesn't derail.

>>214363409
and yet she’s still richer than you, sad!

ew I forgot these two were still here

Production feed cutting the Rachel hate, honestly pretty benevolent of them

>>214363319
Morgan as a pawn to backdoor Keanu was the point, only lauren didn't know it yet

>>214363497
Man they just hate her cause she would gloat about the rich mommy life sometimes. Millenial Disney adults that need to grow up, I'm sorry /bb/ I gotta say it

Vince: "Even winning, I'm not gonna retire...not that I have a career to retire from, but, you know what I mean."

vince wouldnt retire if he won the money

Vince and Lauren ponder retiring from unemployment. Two great minds of our generation

>>214363505
If backdooring Keanu was the plan, you would put him against someone competent.
You would try to maximize your odds by nomming Kelley, Keanu, Vince.
Not nom Ashley, Will and Keanu.

>>214363532
Idk what the fuck you're talking about but an old woman that keeps acting above you and demands respect because she won a parking lot show 15 years ago would annoy me too. Especially with how often she would interrupt your game talks and obviously try to manipulate you

you guys are hearing the dying whimpers of the nu-cookout

>>214363585
Lauren is too stupid to do that, Vince can only convince her of so much

>>214363540
>>214363543
Based Vince will continue to just leech off his parents and spend the money on pleasure

>>214363585
this really hinges on lauren knowing how to plan more than 15 minutes into the future

Morgan: "The thing is, when you give people a break, their confidence boosts, and they become this new version of themselves. This new version of a player, where it's like, it's almost like, if you think about Mario when he starts as a little guy, and he eats a mushroom, he grows. That's kinda the thing. Oh, you're off the block, now you're growing, you're more confident."

>>214363591
She is above them, she's worth more than they are, she's experienced more life than they have put together, she has a family and a lucrative career, what do they have? Instagram?

>>214363645
Morgan thinking eating of more than one Italian Mushroom tonight

>>214363656
I can tell you're a woman because no guy compares their life like this

>>214363699
Cause most guys your age have nothing to show for their lives, why compare when there's nothing there?

>>214363759
You're like if Taylor Hale was a 4chan poster, kek

>kelley worried America hates her
correct

>>214363783
she wants Rachel haters I thought

>>214363737
Are you the actual twitter billy account who lurks here or reposter?
The twitter user makes some great Keanu art.

>>214363783
america HATES south dakotaians

>>214363783
She'd win Saudi Arabia's Favorite Player in a landslide though

>>214363800
This is what she does. She acts big and bad and then outwardly vocalizes whatever her fear and anxiety is regarding Rachel or how she's perceived

Just got back from the forest who is lauren planning on renoming?

>>214363824
It must be her camel-shaped jawline

>>214363827
she's awful

>>214363828
Keanu needs to