Thread 214362781

I’m reopening the Epstein Files.

>>214362781 (OP)
>Mulder, the age of consent wasn’t even invented until the 19th century — the brain continues developing all your life, there is no magic number 25, it’s a myth! But let’s say you’re right: even if we were to believe that to be true, it’s ephebophilia, or at the very worst, hebephilia, in the first place.

>>214362781 (OP)
I'm going undercover, Mulder.

>>214362781 (OP)
the what now? never heard of it. must be a hoax perpetrated by biden! FAKE NEWS! NEVER HAPPENED! LIES!

>>214362781 (OP)
Trump is an agent to help catch Epstein, move on tranny.

>>214363684
>agent
Informant.

>>214363706
>informant
CI

>>214362975
As of right now, I am officially reopening the J-Files.

>>214363684
why did epstein die mysteriously under trump's watch

>>214363724
Cunny Inspector

>>214363751
He was upset about going to prison

>>214363684
But I thought Trump loved trannies.

>>214362781 (OP)
Tell it to the dem judge(s).

>>214362781 (OP)
But you just ordered us to destroy all that evidence last year, boss. Remember, you said it was for national security?

This should've been funnier. Let's not get reductive here and say "well, it should've been funny from the start." It had some good bits, acting, and ideas, but something went wrong a third of the way through.

How come there was not this much fuzz over the epstein list when Biden was in charge?

>>214363908
how'd he kill himself without blankets, clothes or toilet paper? i've been in the smock suit before. you don't even get a pillowcase, faggot.

>>214364340
There was, Epstein was a huge thing then. The reason its come to a head is Trump campaigned on exposing it, and now says it's a hoax after doing everything Israel wants militarily (the country directly tied to Epstein)

>>214364344
You can kill your by holding your breathe if you’re committed enough

Scully is it not conceivable, nay possible, that this Epstein was using the medical center on that island to build himself a malevolent rape monster deity constructed entirely from the organs of captured eastern european children?

>>214364447
no you can't, dumbass. you pass out and your body starts breathing. i hope you're just pretending to be retarded. here's your (you)

>>214364721
>he still has his limiter
>in 2025
LMFAO

The economy is booming, higher than it ever was under Biden. Tarrifs are working, even China kneeled.
Borders secure, illegals getting deported en masse.
America is respected round the world again because we don't have a president with dementia.
Government waste cut hugely and is only gonna ramp up from here.
America's military is back and a force to be feared again, Israel is also secure and stronger than ever.
Media with conservative and christian values is coming back with force.

... And you care about some stupid files? Even though its been confirmed (and vetted) that Trump is an informant and blameless in this?

Move on.

>>214364872
lmao

>>214364872
I don't see anything wrong with this post, and desu i agree with him.

>>214362781 (OP)
IRL Caius Cosades

>>214363706
>>214363684
Agent Orange

>>214364872
An informant? You mean a rat?

>>214364344
all you need is a waistband. hell I could kill myself with a pair of underwear

>>214364344
He lost the will to live.

>>214364872
Tiny, orange hands posted this.

>>214364685
This post makes sense. Other posters take note and should move on.

>>214365321
you don't get anything when you're in the smock suit, you fuckin RETARD

I just started season 9.
Soulless intro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSSa2EF7twY

Also mulder isn't even in the intro. Is this where I stop watching? I don't want to watch the most recent season.

>>214366001

Needs a completion where Mega Chud gathers local energy in a swastika pattern before beaming up and then obtains two weapons or tools which are alternately racist, misogynistic or transphobic.

>>214362975
That is such a 'stud' physique. Mulder could never

>>214362975
I am going under the cover.

>>214367251
there's some good episodes still. with the terminator guy.

The Epstein Files are like WMDs in Iraq. They're a macguffin, something to be asked about but not acquired

>>214362910
>Well, guess what Sculy, I just booked two boat tickets to Epstein island, just don't tell Skinner

This isn't /tv/ at all. Mods please delete this thread.

>I have them right here!
>Can you see them? No of course not.

>>214364872
Trump's shills are now even talking like Putin ones. Pathetic cocksuckers.

>>214362781 (OP)
What are those einstein files everyone is talking about?

>>214369091
>What are those einstein files everyone is talking about?

nothing. move on.

Are you still talking about this?
Get a life, creeps.

>>214364872
>Israel is also secure and stronger than ever.
How does that benefit the american taxpayer?

>>214362781 (OP)
I'm reopening Scully's butthole

>>214369235
>>Israel is also secure and stronger than ever.
>How does that benefit the american taxpayer?

A stronger Israel means a stronger America. Don't be an anti-semite.

>>214369102
I thought Trump was supposed to publish them to own the libs?

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>>214362910
>Scully catches me with a girl who's 17 years old and 264 days and 22 hours and 69 seconds.

>>214364872
>mmmmm politicians penis yummy yummy god I love swallowing government cocks
Why are Americans like this?

>>214363649
why do liberals touch little girls so much?

>>214369509
everyone loves little girls

>>214362781 (OP)
The smoker has the files.

>>214369454
That man is a fucking Herald of Nurgle and you cannot change my mind. Imagine unironically thinking he's even remotely capable, smart or whathaveyou.

Yeah, less junk in food. That's good. What about every fucking thing else he's spouting?

>>214364872
And tell me, in what fantasy world does this happen? Last time I checked, things are more expensive than ever.

Is xfiles actually good?

Seriously, what the fuck is going on with season 8 and 9. There's shit that is just way out of order multiple times. Episodes completely wrong.

Mulder is gone, mulder is abducted, then hes back, then hes back to abducted, hes dead, hes alive.
Becket is fucking paralized and next episode hes all up and running.

I'm not paying full attention but what the fuck is this trash?

>>214369562
It’s the oldest trick in the book: spout a ton of bullshit while sliding in something easily verifiable so then idiots point and say “look! He’s right about that so he must be right about everything else!”
MAGAdrones think he’s owning the libz by schizophrenically ranting about vaccines. Measles being back is a good thing actually!
Same way they think trump is owning the libz by not releasing the files

>>214369633
Smallpox and polio are actually good you easily fooled liberal!

>>214364872
orange bros... we won.

>>214364872
>America is respected round the world again

>>214369465
>Scully are you familiar with the stories of primitive early American cultures where a child actually was said to have reached age of maturity at 16 or 17? In many states even today still have what you say is obscene is yet still enshrined in their very codes of law, unchallenged .

>>214370326
Yeah yeah.. we know now he was undercover working with the FBI. So you can stop posting this shit, libturd.

>>214362910
The underage brothel is the least interesting part of the case.

>>214370387
fuck you man

>>214370396
The international blackmail ring funded by the mossad is much more important.

>>214364872
They usually use the lowest of the low for informant duties. People who made themselves culpable enough to warrant prison time, so the police has some leverage.

>>214365312
Well put, Sir Breen.

>>214365684
You can kind of tell when it's a zoomer trying to shitpost because it'll be a certain flavour of vague in it's ignorance.

>>214370460
wrong file, fuck.