Thread 214366244

Where no woman has gone before edition

No, I can't stress it enough, FUCK Wil: >>214360603

star trek sex with shran

>>214366244 (OP)
male Uhura just looks like Carlton

>>214366244 (OP)
Fem!Spock looks like a Vet Tech™

>>214366267
or aziz ansari

star trek pon farr with dr selar

>>214366244 (OP)
McCoy is mega cute wtf

>>214366267
Scotty looks like the bitch from gay new worlds, the kinda chinky one with her hair always pulled back.

I can't find the major grin recut of "The Offsrping" where "he's biting that female!" is spliced together. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
Love provoking image.

>>214366244 (OP)
SAAR WE ARE ABOVE BEING THE OFFENDED AT WORDS

>>214366343
Dude I know, I randomly think about parts of his recuts and lose my shit
>Oh by the way counselor, I prefer a certain nudity on the bridge. I'd appreciate it if you wore jack shit while on duty.
>cuts to Riker, Jellico and Troi on the bridge and Troi is a big censor blur

We missed out on 176 extra Ropisodes.......................

>>214366343
It's undoubtedly linked from here: https://www.youtube.com/@grinroom9766

SHRAN SEX DOT COM!

>>214366267
or a dalit

star trek mating with Q's finger

lol so shrandom XD

>>214366560
>filename isn't "Shrantenna"

>>214366560
rofl xD

>>214366555
Mmmm finger

>>214366553
>or a dalit
nah he's not saying EXTERMINATE SAAAAR

Why are TNG recurring characters all so memorable despite only being in like 3 or 4 episodes?

>>214366553
Any Hindu who leaves the sacred land of India is a dalit.

>>214366611
good casting and writing

JASON ALEXANDER MY HERO

>>214366244 (OP)
>McCoy is literally just young Diana Muldaur
kek

This Trek documentary from 1999 is referencing the Y2K bug. This is comfy as fuck.

Based '99 Jason Alexander doc

Q-Pid isn't time travel, stupid showrunners

>>214366244 (OP)
Kirk looks like someone... hmmm...

>>214366618
anon bharat the pain there

The TOS movies are so great. Yes, even 5.

>>214366374
>>214366412
Good call, but there doesn't appear to be a video of his with offspring in the title. Or if there was, it's one of the few that became unavailable.

>Previously recorded... polling closed
lmao

1999 Boomers really loved tribbles huh

>>214366722
Outta my frakking way, she's mine.

Those are really weird episode choices.

Imagine choosing two tribble episodes as the greatest of TOS and DS9, kek

>>214366766
it was one where he cuts aquiel together with identity crisis so that geordi is replaced by the blob alien that also ate the dog
and he eats some chick and thats when lal goes "HES BITING THAT FEMALE!"
and i remember just crying

Tribble jockey!

this is so charming honestly

Jason really carrying this doctor hard

Kind of bizarre seeing original footage from TOS and TNG. In a good way.

>>214366244 (OP)
Is it weird that I'm strangely attracted to Senorita Sulu?

I call the cutie in blue and white

Elaan of Troyius is best girl imo

STANDARD DEFINITION NIPPLES

>Ultimate Beauty
>only one girl shown from DS9
>it's a negress

>>214367026
I find the lack of Nerys highly disturbing.

>>214366822
Ah, well...
There's like 400 spoof videos that he's done, and that's not a whole lot to go off of from a thumbnail & title; I just skimmed through all of them and didn't see anything that jumped out at me. Thanks for the recommendations though! If you do ever find yourself watching it again in passing, be sure to drop it here, I'm usually lurking

Man SNL is just painful

>>214367068
CBS nuked them all and I don't know where he's reuploaded them

do romulans have the extra strength and metal abilities that vulkans have? wheneever you see them on screen they never seemed all that superhuman in the way vulkans did.

>>214366244 (OP)
Shatner is just Blanchett. Trooning out helps none of them.

>referencing the dot com boom
>the Men In Black egg chairs

those were the chairs from MIB not Star Trek

>Star Trek reference in Suddenly Susan
>It's all props from Battlestar and Men in Black

startreksexwithshran.com

The Matrix was right, this really was the peak of civilization.

>>214367225
>>214367229
I immediately recognized those too lol
I forgot MIB had come out before 2000

why did they do it?

>>214367337
It's time to start acknowledging star treks icky and problematic past

TOS says "white is right?"

>>214367372
>https://boundingintocomics.com/tv-shows/star-trek-the-next-generation-star-levar-burton-says-geordi-laforge-never-finding-love-was-racist-those-white-men-who-wrote-the-show-had-an-unconscious-bias-that-was-on-display-to-me-and-to/
You're right. Even Data had a love interest.

IT'S REAL

>>214367424
This isn't Avery Brooks acting btw, that's just how he is normally

>>214367094
They still exist in his playlists, they're just unlisted from his 'videos' section

>>214367422
>those white people were unconsciously racist towards me!
What the fuck is wrong with black people

>>214367160
no, they seem to have traded those abilities for being able to feel emotions without being destroyed by them. jj of course doesn't know this and has his future romulans grabbing people by the neck with one hand and lifting them above their head. romulus also doesn't seem to have higher gravity in that episode where picard and data go undercover

That outtake made Brooks look genuinely unhinged.

Tim Russ seems like a funny guy

Tim Russ luv

>>214366244 (OP)
Sulu looks so hot there

wtf DeForest Kelley died? Why didn't he get a sticky?

>>214367487
You're a white supremacist yourself because you don't see the problem.

>>214367618
Neat

they saved trek. they did it...

>>214367648
Bless our King Alexander

How did Kirk get to the bridge of Voyager? That's way after his time

>>214367584
he died like 20 years ago my man

>>214367180
Definitely helps Takei/Sulu

>>214367422
Geordie had no game.

It is my laughing hour.
HA!

>>214367422
>even the article shits on him
lol what a loser, imagine being an icon like Geordie LaForge and still being tilted that the character was written to be a geeky nerd type with no game. Imagine Dwight Schulz complaining the directors were hostile to him because they made his character a neurotic dumpsterfire of a person. God damn, man, it's a character in a TV show, not a condemnation of your actual attributes.

>>214368015
It really is incredible, how dumb actors are

>>214368015
It probably hit him close to home.
It's even funnier since Worf also got laid and was played by a black guy.

>>214366309
Came to post this. I am not gay.

How does it feel, knowing your favorite franchise has gone down in flames?

>>214368233
Feels great!

>>214367337
I was just thinking about this room yesterday. What is this room?? Just a small room with mirrors on both sides? Is it exclusively for sex?

>>214366977
Agree 100% about Elaan of Troyius. I think Kirk really loved her too.

>>214368498
Yoga rooms set up like that were super common back then. You're supposed to use the mirrors to help each other correct and maintain your forms as you cycle through your exercise in tandem.

>>214368553
And THEN you fuck?

>>214368233
No big deal. I'll just keep ignoring Fake Trek until Kurtzman is ousted. It will happen eventually. Till then there is a massive catalogue of Real Trek available for me to enjoy

>>214368584
Remember when they used to spell it catalog? I member.

>>214368583
There is NO SEX in the spaceyoga room. No matter what an officer tells you.

>>214368642
Kidding aside, I never heard of these double mirror rooms thanks for the info. Must have been a little tricky keeping the camera out of the shot.

Best series for...
>Vulcans
TOS
>Romulans
TOS (I really liked the Spock storyline thoughever)
>Borg
TNG
>Q
TNG
>Bajorans
DS9
>Changelings
DS9
>Vorta
DS9
>Jem'hadar
DS9
>Klingons
DS9
>Cardassians
DS9
>Ferengi
DS9
>Trill
DS9
>Andorians
ENT

Did I miss any?

>>214368933
It seems a little pointless to list species that basically only appeared in one series. If you insist on it though you might as list a bunch of Delta quadrant aliens in Voyager's favor.

>>214366560
cute

>>214369088
I only listed good species. But of that list you would really only take out the Dominion species by your logic anyway

Iden did nothing wrong and if the Voyager writers had balls, they would've had him survive.

>>214368933
Technically speaking you've missed tons and tons of races which have appeared only briefly. And then included a bunch that only ever appeared on DS9 and then said that DS9 did them "the best." That's silly. Nobody else did the Vorta, period. This list is for crazy people.

>>214368933
I think TNG did better with the Klingons.

They never do explain where all the other literal Earths in TOS came from and went, do they?

>>214369720
>tfw i whip out my hog and start cranking it yanking it 'n strangulanking it

>>I'm going to sabotage the only chance we have at a cure and my own long-term survival as I reach imminent adulthood because Captain Kirk didn't fuck me exclusively!
Still smoking hot tho
>inb4 she's only 300 years old you SICK FUCK

>>214366244 (OP)
i look exactly like bottom middle.

>>214369604
>Technically speaking you've missed tons and tons of races which have appeared only briefly.
See >>214369137
>And then included a bunch that only ever appeared on DS9 and then said that DS9 did them "the best."
It's literally just 3 of the 8 species listed for DS9. 2 if you count nuTrek.

You are a crazy person.

>>214366594
>incest btw

>>214367337
I'm straight as an arrow. I'm not some 'muh problematic' whiny faggot who gives a fuck what feminists think. I think both women were attractive enough, but I fucking hated this scene.

I liked Seven of Nine because there's nothing wrong with being a hot chick and having big tits - even in the future - and Jeri Ryan was great as deadpan Borg chickipoo. It even made me kek when the Doctor had some technobabble excuse for putting her in a catsuit.

But much like the decontamination gel bullshit in ENT I just didn't like them doing what they were obviously doing in this TNG scene. It's like it's not really sexy enough to be that good, but too sex-motivated to belong in Trek.

Seven just happens to have a sexy bod - just more so that a lot of other hot chicks that look good in a Starfleet uniform. That's enough to get my attention in itself. Anything else she does that's hot is more coincidental and a few nice camera angles are fine. I don't need to see her pole dancing on the warp core ffs. Any time they did go a little too far with her it just came off as puerile.

>>214370186
3/8 is almost half.
Also
>only good species
>Trill
Also, saying Trill appeared outside DS9 would be like saying Betazoids appeared outside of TNG. Technically not wrong, but let's be real, not really meaningful to have on your list.

>>214368015
Yeah, it'd be like John Hurt complaining they think he's somehow physically repulsive because he was the Elephant Man, or they think he's a slimy little traitorous weasel because he was Richard Rich.

>>214370356
5/8 is more than half and is more than the other shows combined so your point is still retarded just like you

>>214368933
You didn't like the TNG Ferengi lol?

>>214368933
>Did I miss any?
I find your lack of Breen disturbing.

>>214370356
>3/8 is almost half.
Lol no it's not. It's at least two quarters. Learn to math.

>>214370386
Curious point to make. Are you admitting this was some kind of attempt to puff up DS9 with an arbitrary metric, to make it appear objectively superior in some regard? DS9 is already great without needing insecure mongs trying to fellate it.
Also if you actually count the entries in your inane list, 5 is not more than all the other shows combined. You don't have much business calling people retards if you can't count to 5.
>>214370494
It's clearly closer to two and a half fifths, you forgot to carry the one.

>>214366374
For me, it's the one where Shinzon has a Bane mask and talks like Bronson.
>SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, Commander Riker. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!

>>214366694
I watched it on youtube like a day ago. And it had the original '99 ads. There was one for Blockbuster gift cards.

>>214368233
Since I am resigned to admit that anything new produced is just going to be a dumpster fire that only appeals to boomers slowly losing their cognitive abilities I am inclined to ask anons what is their most harebrained ideas to at least make it an entertaining dumpster fire?

I propose GuP Star Trek edition.

>>214370375
Richard Rich did nothing wrong. Fuck all popeshitters.

When Intendant Kira Nerys massaged Zek's earlobes, at his request she employed the specific technique of tugging at his ear hairs
Some wealthy Ferengi employed females

specifically for the purpose of providing oo-mox on demand. Despite the semi-erotic nature of the act the females could perform this service in public as an overt demonstration that their employer could afford such a luxury

When Quark, Nog, and Rom traveled back in time to 1947 Earth, Nog tricked Nurse Garland into giving him oo-mox

In 2369, Beverly Crusher performed oo-mox on DaiMon Solok's lobes so she, Worf, and Jean-Luc Picard could gain passage on his ship to discreetly travel to the Cardassian planet Celtris III.

Vash had knowledge of how to perform oo-mox. She gave Quark oo-mox when negotiating who got the profits from an auction the two organized

Lwaxana Troi told Odo that she made love with and gave Oo-mox to DaiMon Tog while being held hostage on his ship in 2366.

>>214368933
You have had an unfortunate lapse of memory.

>>214372258
>Richard Rich did nothing wrong.
Necromancy is an abomination.

>>214371995
seconding jap trek

>>214367337
The deleted scene from the DVD shows why they did this.

>>214373085
I don't understand how pajeets went from a culture which wrote the kama sutra to being so sex starved they make 80s milfs kiss using ai that overheats the planet so much that the wet bulb temperature in central pajeetistan becomes inhospitable to life. For fucks sake.

Happy Star Trek Day 2025

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fqsf40q6Vp8

The first episode of the new Star Trek: Khan audio drama is out:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UDOn6BBis_8

Eight episodes, one each Monday

>>214373260
>Slop Trek Day

'star trek day'
'star wars day'
JFC. Can't people just enjoy a TV show without making some weird manufactured cult around it? Or if you have to do it, why not with Farscape?

>>214366244 (OP)
>The homogay Asian is actually mtf passing
Funny

>>214373352
it's better that kino such as farscape remains unknown to the masses

>>214373363
Not your opinion, SLUT.

>>214373363
Farscape is secretly part of the Stargate universe.

>>214373353
Homogay = low testosterone high estrogen (feminized in womb)
Asian = low testosterone high estrogen (why Ryan "Mickey Mouse Club Faggot" effortlessly mogged Simu Liu)
Combine the two and you understand, it's just science

>>214373399
Stargate is part of the Librarians and Leverage Devlinverse.

>>214358689
>>214347749
>Juliet Cesario (born 14 July 1967; age 58) is an actress and voice artist who was a regular background actress on first and second season of Star Trek: The Next Generation in which she portrayed an Enterprise-D officer. As a background actress she received no credit for her appearances.

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Juliet_Cesario

he just casually had sex with most of enterprises women and picard was okay with this

>>214373622
was a really shit episode too btw

>>214373370
id kick that lil mf so fuckin far u wouldnt believe

>>214373622
Wesley, if he were a chad.

>>214373622
Its funnier when he was meant to play Riker and lost to Frakes.
He's just asserting dominance in this scene establishing his own harem.

>>214373622
Why was it any of Picard's business? His officers were consenting adults. Starfleet isn't the military.

>>214373810
>establishing his own harem
Kinda like Vic.

>>214373561
>>214373622
She cute

HAPPY STAR TREK DAY!
Have gold space ship!
$65.00 just to order it,then you pay for the toy itself.

>>214373260
Is Prodigy any good?

>>214373967
man when I see the saucer section on my starships, the first thing I think is that I want LESS ROOM, so I tell the engineers to cut out huge portions of the impulse engine assembly and main shuttle bay so I that can have angles!

>>214374255
It is the least offensive but also completely forgettable.

>>214374255
it's the 'star wars: rebels' audience, but for trek
it's very ugly but I suppose there's some modicum of soul buried in there, maybe

>>214373319
Wow, that was really awful. Montalban's deep, commanding voice reduced to a puny bri'ish mewl is just fucking sad. Also, the one female VA is atrocious, like they grabbed a random woman off the street.

>>214373967
How do they make something gold look so much like plastic?
>>214374255
Its basically a subtle VOY sequel made for fags who liked VOY but failing to attract kids.

Ywn have a klingon wife

Rom made a better Negus than Quark ever could. Its cool how his son became a captain too. Strong genes in ferengi families.

>>214374418
Selar > Tarah > K'Ehleyr

they all cute tho

>>214374275
>>214374285
>>214374337
Sounds like it's at least worth sampling the first few episodes. Thanks for the info.

>>214372455
>>214374430
Looks like hes gripping quarks balls here basically

>>214374430
Even by Ferengi standards it's true, most of the ventures Rom engages in somehow become profitable, while many of Quark's are disasters. Luck is an important part of market exploiting shenanigans.

>>214374430
You'll never see this kind of publicity again. Shit, did *any* of the sloptrek actors get invited onto talk shows?

>>214374576
Podcasts are the new medium for this kind of thing.

>>214366611
what the past 20 years of tv lacks:
good acting.
>The Sarek actor screaming IT IS ILLOGICAL, ILLOGICAL FOR A VULCAN TO CRY while being surged with vulcan dementia
>That Romulan dude being quized and saying "Irrelevant" But what about "IRRELEVANT"
>The husnuk, I destroy them all captain. Not just the soldiers, the women and children, everywhere

>>214374661
>The husnuk, I destroy them all captain. Not just the soldiers, the women and children, everywhere
There's one last one around somewhere.

>>214374576
Nigger please when Stranger Things was a novelty I would see Stranger Things tangentials in my fucking soup

>>214374683
Yes, he made this thread

>>214374661
Why didn't he just teleport the Husnock ship into the orbit of a black hole that would take them 100 years our relative to break free of? It wouldn't hurt them, and his wife would be dead of natural causes by then.

>>214374692
Pretty sure he's only talking Trek.

>>214374784
He did.
He didn't do *that*, but he does explained that he used his powers to chase them off, and this only made then angrier and more savage and their dick harders for Ranan teen girls

Paypigs, set phasers to BUILD!

>wanting a model of my favorite ships composed of interlocking bricks so they can be modified and rebuilt however I want is being a paypig
Okay, I guess

>>214374936
If you pay $500 for one ship I think "paypig" is appropriate.

>>214374992
Some of us have disposable income, Rajeesh. I spent more than that on a larger UCS ship already.

>>214375030
But that's money you and your wife could have spent on your children's livelihood, education, enrichment, etc....

>>214374260
They removed the nurseries

>>214374430
>>214374566
He he didnt, he was always a bumbling good hearted retard. He only "worked" as negas because the writers thought it would be funny.

>>214374255
It's technically Star Trek. But very By the numbers and derivative.

>>214375030
>I spent more than that on a larger UCS ship already.
Well, aren't you a nice little paypiggy?

>>214375078
Ah, you're so retarded you don't even know what disposable means.
>thinking $400 will put a dent in a child's education
Lol
Lmao

>>214375183
>$400 will put a dent in a child's education
It could be a book you read him or her, or a trip to a museum or...
buying toys for yourself instead of investing in your children is selfish and sad

>>214375113
Thats the point. A retarded negus wouldnt try to fuck with the federation for profit. Rom is a peaceful simpleton.

Imagine having kids lmao.

>>214368933
Those crappy slightly privative cabbage headed guys in early Voyager.
The Kazar or something?

It's Nagus.

>>214375501
Africans?

>>214375526
The Kazon. looks pretty close though

I think voyager actually trying to rehabilitate a sociopath was an interesting choice.

>>214375599
That description could fit any number of people on Voyager, care to be more specific?

>>214375542
>get on shuttle
>Kazon sits behind you
What do?

>>214375542
phone poster

>>214375412
Federation doesn't want profits just power.

>>214375778
mot him but profit and power are interchangable.

TRVST FVND BVND

>>214375732
Lon Suder

Best Klingon?

>>214373182
never occured to you that the kama sutra was already from some sex starved pajeet to share with his friends, back then?

>>214374846
Hey, I'm just saying, he could have easily stuck them all in the orbit of a black hole, their entire fucking fleet, and it wouldn't have been a problem, Rana could've built defenses or had Starfleet prep a blockade, or any number of things, but he just let them raze the entire planet. Dude's a fuckin' goober that had a melty over his own failure and took it out on some dipshits with a stupid race name.

>>214374869
Doesn't LEGO famously not have any licensed Star Trek sets?

>>214375853
Maybe in the long run, but the way the Federation does it is... insidious.

>>214375746
>only two seats at the controls and a back bench seat in most shuttles
Must be a prisoner. I check to make sure his restraints are in order and hit him with the shock stick for good measure.

>>214374709
tell him to get back to work

>>214376111
>>214375599
yoyager has a bad habbit of killing off characters before they reach a good catharsis resolution point. Same with the double agent for the kazon and seska herself.

would she make a good new borg queen?

>>214376966
Only if Ninja in blackface is her new Locutus.

>a new borg queen
I cannot think of a worse idea

>>214376966
Only if she converts this fatty boom boom

Watching Entperise
The Xindi appear to have developed Vibram sole technology

>>214366244 (OP)
uhuro sex

>>214377464
Shut up Beta

https://youtu.be/UDOn6BBis_8

Why aren't you listening to the officially licensed Star Trek radio play?

>>214377488
KHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!! (spocks version)

>>214377488
BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE OFFICIALLY LICENSED EAAAAAARS

>>214377488
see
>>214374316

happy star trek day my /trek/nonnies. i have shared many fun times with you all

>>214373967
why do "some" people like this ugly trash ship so much?

So it was announced Lego has acquired the Star Trek license & we will be getting ST Lego sets. Does everyone else agree 7of9's boobs should be a separate piece that slide onto the minifig so it's more accurate?

>>214377944
the lego enterprise-D sucks ass, as is typical for modern lego

>>214368498
It’s just a hallway they commandeer and set some mirrors up in. They like to rotate locations around the ship. You gonna try and stop them? Good luck with a woman as president of the Federation

>>214366244 (OP)
Fem Chekov would get it hard

>>214368583
I read this in his voice when he asked
>THEN you kill them?

>>214366244 (OP)
Scotty: Rebecca Black
McCoy: Veronica Cartwright
Kirk: Sydney Sweeny
Uhura: Riz Ahmed
Spock: Cher
Sulu: Ana Sawai
Chekov: Ellen Page (original version)

>>214377944
Lego works way better with Star Wars because most of the ships are blocky pieced together barely functioning scrap, every Star Trek design I've seen has looked like total ass.

is it true that people who do nothing will be put to death in the federation?

>>214378150
It’s almost like one franchise was specifically made around selling merch. Fascinating

>>214378438
Yes

Why can't NuTrek catch on?