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Anonymous No.214366732 >>214367102 >>214367241 >>214367490 >>214367503 >>214368482 >>214368748 >>214368841 >>214368877
>Be me
>Going to a Labor Day party for the first time with my GF
>Arrived early but GF got in late because of her shift
>Bro asks me where she works
>She's the Merchandise Lead at Walmart
>Bros busts out laughing
>"Bro, Walmart put her in the warehouse? Is she fat and ugly"
>"At least get a Target girl, man"
>"Does she have a green card"

The rest of the evening was awkward and we left early
Anonymous No.214366986
your life and friends and girlfriend all sound like they suck ass, thanks for giving me volcel fuel
Anonymous No.214367074
Let's face it, the odds of finding a chick who you're compatible with, likes you back, and works a high paying respectable job is very low. Take what you can get
Anonymous No.214367102 >>214368303
>>214366732 (OP)
Good. Whites shouldn't have children or a family.
Anonymous No.214367132 >>214368802
You don't want a woman who makes a lot of money. Unless you're a scumbag who can manipulate women into taking care of you. Women love to take care of scumbags but not nice guys.
Anonymous No.214367165 >>214368352
Things that definitely happened which were very important to post on the television and film board.
Anonymous No.214367241
>>214366732 (OP)
>Is she fat and ugly
Well is she?
Anonymous No.214367451
Fuck off normalfaggot
Anonymous No.214367490
>>214366732 (OP)
Whoever this "bro" is he sounds like an asshole that's dragging you down. You deserve to be happy with the woman of your choice.
Anonymous No.214367503
>>214366732 (OP)
So you are saying you go to parties where people dont even respect you
Anonymous No.214368303
>>214367102
t. kpop demon poster
Anonymous No.214368352
>>214367165
SHUT U PyOU BLOODY BENCHJOFD FUCKOINHG BASTERD SON OF A CUNT BLOODY FUCK YOUUUUUU FUCK YOU BITCH BBLOOD BASTERD CUNT
Anonymous No.214368406
Imagine having a girlfriend. Or having a girl in your life at all
Anonymous No.214368446 >>214368475
Idk man, lots of hot fake goth zoomettes working Wally World in my area code

But also, and it's hard, but with the right bantz skills you could have overcome what he said and laughed about it
Anonymous No.214368475 >>214368723
>>214368446
I have great banter skills and wit for being a young guy but have 0 women to show it to. Fuck my life
Anonymous No.214368482
>>214366732 (OP)
Your bro is right.
Putting pretty girls up front attracts customers and tricks people into browsing, making potential purchases.
Dudes and uggos get put in the back/warehouse
Anonymous No.214368486
>party
>friend
>girlfriend
>job
What?
Anonymous No.214368723 >>214368884
>>214368475
Can you get a job where you're around a lot of young women? Shitty jobs like wal mart make it a lot more accessible to talk to women without feeling too forced. They are stuck at the shitty job just like you and are bored. So they will like attention you give them
Anonymous No.214368748 >>214368786
>>214366732 (OP)
>Is she fat and ugly"
Dont leave us hanging now
Anonymous No.214368786
>>214368748
What do you think lol
Anonymous No.214368802
>>214367132
Not really, they just don’t like you in particular for obvious reasons.
Anonymous No.214368841 >>214368877
>>214366732 (OP)
target is fucking overrated. they're like kmart but people pretend they're high class. they never even switch out their inventory for years.
Anonymous No.214368875
I wouldn't hang out with people who talked to me like that.
Anonymous No.214368877
>>214366732 (OP)
You've gotta roast him back next time. Don't be a little baby.

>>214368841
I shop there because the target people know vaguely how to keep their children in line. Walmart people just let their kids do whatever and scream. Haven't been there in years.
Anonymous No.214368884
>>214368723
Maybe, but i also doubt they’d wanna talk. Probably wouldn’t get much down time where they’d even want to talk