Thread 214375066

Sydney Sweeney's next movie is being panned by critics

Will it be another box office flop for her?

>>214375066 (OP)
Sydney is incapable of not making a flip. When will her career end

>>214375066 (OP)
are there any scenes with heaving, naked breasts?

>>214375066 (OP)
Box office poison poisons box office? Who would have thought?

>>214375148
No, this is a serious movie and you should take her seriously and nominate her for an oscar

>>214375066 (OP)
Don't care if she's got big tits, I have strong woman lead fatigue as much as I have black fatigue and capeshit fatigue

>movies flopping
>stores losing business three times faster than other clothing stores
Go anti woke go broke

>>214375066 (OP)
Why is it about her lol isn't there a director and studio involved

>>214375066 (OP)
Has she been in one single successful movie?

>>214375219
She should just quit acting and become a full time model

>>214375246
She stood next to Glen Powell in that one movie. And she had a non-speaking part in a Tarantino movie.

>>214375232
Why is what about her?

>>214375066 (OP)
That's the Guardian though.

>>214375324
You mean the most relevant publication when it comes to prestige movie reviews? Yeah I know.

>>214375246
anyone but you was a big hit. Made shit ton of money. Reality was popular and also critically acclaimed. I don't count Once upon a time in hollywood because most people don't even remember she was in that movie

>>214375361
They are leftist subhumans and their review is awful, literally the woman who reviewed it included in her review personal meta talking points complaining about Sydneys celebrity status irl etc

>>214375361
It's the most relevant publication because normies in America think that a British rag that panders to soapboxers is the pinnacle of high culture. They're just leftist vultures who operate at a loss in their own country.

Who tf wants to watch a woman boxer movie? Like who is the audience for that. Girls don't give a shit about boxing. Guys don't give a shit about women's boxing, let alone a woman pretending to box. It doesnt matter how hot she is or how big her tits are. In fact, actual athlete girls who would want to watch the movie would probably be turned off by the fact that a non athletic big boob chick is pretending to be them.

>>214375559
It was written by a man and the only thing it says is her artificial push has clearly failed

>There was little interest from either side in her nun horror Immaculate, and earlier this summer her incredulously plotted Apple movie Echo Valley went the way of many Apple movies (no one knows it exists). Post-thinkpieces, two of her festival duds (Eden and Americana) disappeared at the box office and she now arrives at Toronto in need of a win.

Not a single lie or falsehood

>>214375755
I guarantee this kid was born after Million Dollar Baby.

The consensus is the movie is boring but her performance is good.

>>214375777
Tbf, Million Dollar Baby was made back when women didn't star in annoying girl boss movies. Kill Bill Vol 2 released the same year. Men watched those movies more than women did. Now they've lost the male audience

>>214375905
If Kill Bill came out today you'd piss your pants.

>>214375905
Men have basically always watched action movies more than women have, it doesnt matter who the lead is or what the story is.

>>214375361
Are you taking the piss m8

>>214375769
I'm sure you're glad we got his pronouns correct

>>214375955
Prove me wrong

>>214375976
Have you ever read the Guardian? It's a national woke embarrassment even for the left.

>>214375755
>In fact, actual athlete girls who would want to watch the movie would probably be turned off by the fact that a non athletic big boob chick is pretending to be them.
Sydney is athletic. At least she looks athletic. There is the photo of her in the Madame Web premiere dress with her obvious toned biceps, her legs look muscular in several photos. I never saw her as just the big boobed actress, for me her appeal is the combination of fit and curvy.

And I've seen photos of Christy Martin in her prime as a boxer versus Syd in the movie, if anything Syd looks more muscular than she did.

>>214375921
>White woman murders WOC to avenge having her baby forcibly aborted

>>214375066 (OP)
>another flop incoming
how do we save her career, /tv/?

>haha she lesbian lmao
glad it's shit

Not even at her first "big movie", she's tainted with flopness

>>214376081
Its the single most important review a movie will get. You can disregard whatever else the Guardian does, prestige movies want those stars more than anything

>>214376136
>collect all the BTS footage from Voyeurs movie that has her nude scenes
>create a 90-minute loop of it
>release this "directors cut" in cinemas
>??
>profit

>>214376136
>>214376180
Sydney and floppiness go hand in hand

>>214376245
Only if you're trans. It has a begging letter when you open the webpage.

>>214375361
>The Guardian
>“the most relevant publication”
bait used to be believable

>>214376245
>Gets 2 stars at the guardian
You can do The Virgin Crying Bitch or the Chad way

>>214375066 (OP)
how many movies has she been in this year? I feel like shes in a new movie all the time

>>214375066 (OP)
The Guardian giving Sydney Sweeney a bad review is like a transgendered Redditor downvoting a pro-Trump comment.

>>214375361
You're thinking of the onion

>>214375066 (OP)
>
Nothing floppy about ME when SWEENEY is on the screen. PHWOAR eh lads?

Is it actually bad or are they just lashing out at her for her political leaning?

>Sydney is too hot and famous to take seriously
Is she right?

>>214375144
>When will her career end
When/If she ever walls. She has admitted this herself in an interview. For now though, smooth sailing!

>>214375066 (OP)
Sweeney has never been in a successful movie.
She is just a pair of tits (personally, I enjoy this about her and think we should have more celebs like this)

>>214375144
Her career will end when she stops being hot. Then she'll probably use her money to "produce" but no one will talk about her

>>214375066 (OP)
GO CHUD GO THUD

>>214377508
>Sweeney has never been in a successful movie.
>She is just a pair of tits
Interesting that in the 40s, 50s, 60s, and 70s we had both ...

>>214377200
probably both.

>>214377361
>her own high-profile celebrity makes it difficult to believe her as the character
Retarded argument that could apply to literally every single famous actor

>>214375066 (OP)
>flop for her
I want her to flop her big titties into my mouth while I rub her legs

>>214377361
Obviously

>>214377414
>When/If she ever walls.
lol, every woman walls, and Sydney already looks like a potato. She's going to be busted as fuck at 30 and 35, AND her booba will start sagging. She better milk every dime out of her pre-wall phase before she looks like a shriveled tato skin with drooping milk bags lmao

>>214375232
Because she's the star

>>214375144
>>214375066 (OP)
you still dont get it, tranny.

Sydney is the greatest woman ever created.

>>214377414
>When/If she ever walls.
She's just gonna do the Susan Sardon and keep showing off her jugs

>>214376136
Vixen-Blacked-Tushy tryptic

>>214376136
Resurrect Russ Meyer and give him a blank check.

>>214375066 (OP)
Maybe her movies wouldn't flop if they stopped covering her up, last few movies she might as well had been dressed in a burka

>>214375066 (OP)
She should flop her tits all over my cock, if you catch my drift

>>214375066 (OP)
the most beautiful woman that ever existed.

>>214378482
>Sydney is the greatest woman ever created.
Poor virgins get psyoped into simping for 7/10s that have 9.9/10 booba. Sad!

>>214381179
8/10 face
12/10 body
10/10 soul

>>214381480
But enough about Jenna Ortega

>>214381581
LOL

>>214375193
they probably have a scene of her getting shot by her husband

>>214377200
>political leaning
>that she doesnt talk about

>>214381480
>8/10 face
arguable 6 to 8/10. fair
>12/10 body
9/10. Skin not pale enough, she gets one strike for that.
>10/10 soul
idk lol

>>214375066 (OP)
I imagine that this will be review bombed by hags

>>214381480
>9/10 face
>13/10 body
>10/10 heart
fixed