Thread 214377052

Why didn't Elrond want his daughter to marry a human?

because if she marries him, he eventually dies and she stays alone in Middle-Earth forever, because the last ship has sailed.

>>214377052 (OP)
He didn't. His grandfather on his father's side and great grandfather on mother's side were both human

>>214377052 (OP)
elrond was a mutt himself thoughever.

>>214377171
Spiritually...not physically

>>214377052 (OP)
Elrond is literally Aragorn's like great, great uncle.

>>214377052 (OP)

Corniest publicity stunt ever. It's obvious they didn't actually care which characters were related to each other and just wanted to throw some chum in the water.

They should have made Arwyn look like Brittany Venti since her grandmother Galadriel is black. They also made Eomer white and Eowyn black even though they're full siblings.

>>214377357
I will never forgive America for this

>>214377284
IIRC Elrond chose to live his life as an Elf while his brother chose to live his life as a Man. Both were mutts though.

>>214377357
Did this actually win over any black people who were not playing before due to the lack of diversity?

>>214377380
No but it made a bunch of liberals feel good about themselves

>>214377380
>Burgers?

There are no black skinned Numenorians
There are no black skinned Elves
There are no black skinned Dwarves
There are no black skinned Hobbits

Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot and should be laughed at

>>214377052 (OP)
MTG players got hit with this and kept buying cards

>>214377373
Spiritually, not physically.
They aren't mulattos

Reminder the left hates White people and worships browns

>>214377380

Most actual blerds are spiritually white and find that kind of shit corny. So >>214377396 is right.

Black Rosie is kinda cute though

>>214377462
* should be flogged and executed

>>214377357
Speculation is that this actually came from the Tolkien estate since the Final Fantasy set had everyone looking like they did in the games.

>>214377611
No fucking shit it came from the Tolkien estate, how do you think licenses work? WotC can't just change characters they don't own all willy-nilly, there's like 65335 different layers of approvals by the IP owner when working with licensed material.

>>214377472
i use the word "mutt" for elf-human hybrids. of course i'm not calling them half-negro or whatever.

>>214377611
Or that they got massive pushback for this and on top of that you cant argue about what any of the ff characters look like since its a visual media.

>>214377611
LotR has been the only crossover where they racechanged anyone.
LotR also had a tv series around the same time where there was a bunch of black characters.
this wasn't even the first time Aragorn wasn't white in an adaptation, he was native american in the 70's animated movie.

>>214377093
Why can't they just send another ship like 50 years later to check on her?

>>214377788
Because LOTR is a work by a white Anglo Saxon christian

>>214377611
the estate has nothing to do with this. Also wizards of the coasts did say they want to promote diversity

>>214378060
It's a one way trip now.

What's your name, wench?' Faramir spoke gruffly.
'Rosie Cotton, but most call me Rose, if it please m'lord' answered the stout hobbit female, if indeed a creature barely three feet tall could be called that. Faramir noticed that her skirt lambasted many crudely drawn floral motifs, such as they were. Still, it was tattered and its hems were dirty.
'We had a name for those of your kind in Gondor, though I dare say they were not as diminutive, far from it, my dear bulbous rose', mused Faramir while a nasty grin bloomed across his face.
'M'lord'?
'We called them slam-sows, and you fit the type. If your cunt is accomodating enough, we can play enter-my-castle ere the day is done'. He started unclasping his sword belt.
'But...Samwise -'
...is only half a man. Time for you to ascertain the full length of your boundaries. Get in that grass hole like a good gopher, I don't have all day. That pointed-hat pederast is bound to come knocking before I finish...'
The round door closed with a rusty whine, and soon grunts could be heard, as when a cumbersome lad straddles a pig on a dare.

>>214378223
GRRMesque...

>>214377052 (OP)
>>214377357
This is my favorite card from that set.

>>214377357
This is the vision these Blackrock funded companies have for the world. Rootless cosmopolitan societies where everyone is a different shade of mutt.

>>214378295
>subtle

>>214378295
Do players actually lose their cards to their opponent in this game? That must suck when Mommy just bought you the legendary creature pack and you fucked it up

>>214377093
>>214378060
There's more to it than that. She can't just live with Aragorn until he dies and return to the elves. Living with Aragorn means that she has chosen the mortal life of a woman. She'll outlive Aragorn but one day she'll die like a human.

Arwen makes the ultimate sacrifice to be with Aragorn

1.) The last ship has sailed

2.) The shape of the planet has changed from a flat surface to a sphere. The undying lands are now separated from earth by space.

3.) Arwen is half elven.

>>214378453
Not since 1995.

>>214378295
Fucking hell

>>214378485
1.) Why not just send another ship back? Or make a new one to send back? Makes no sense.
2.) Okay so send a spaceship.
3.) So she was never immortal in the first place or what?

>>214378529
Half Elves are descended from elves and men and they must make the decision to live life as mortal or immortal.
It alters them and can't be reversed

>>214378529
The undying lands are essentially heaven. She turned her back on god to race mix and died alone for her choice.

>>214378295
>Should we learn the language of are enemy?

>>214377611
Sqeenix would have had it in the contract that the characters couldn't be changed.

>>214378295
LMAO

>>214378618
What exactly did Tolkien mean by this?

>>214378295
>fourteen treasure tokens

add it to the list

>>214378618
>>214378664
If anything it's the earthly paradise, where the Elves get to hang out (because they are of the Earth and are bound to it). But since Arwen chose to become human, she gets the Gift of Men will die and be united with Eru Illuvatar in Heaven.

>>214378295
>I WILLL add a nigger no matter the fucking card!!!!

>>214378272
But what of good Faramir's tax policy?

>>214378295
>tokens
>that hand
>niggagorn
the artist was fed up by the time this card was designed

>>214378295
>Hey /v/ I just bought a new game

>>214379712
Mutt Cope. If that were true the elves would have just stayed in middle earth.

>>214381421
Some of them do. They will slowly fade away until their bodies only exist in the spirit realm (instead of being in both at once) but this will take thousands of years.

>>214377052 (OP)
He just didn't want her marrying a nigger.