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Anonymous No.214378479 >>214378650 >>214378741 >>214378751 >>214378869 >>214378897 >>214378954 >>214379016 >>214379125 >>214379187 >>214379526 >>214379575 >>214379580 >>214379605 >>214379703 >>214379762 >>214381209 >>214381249 >>214382563 >>214383205
sorry boys, lara croft is for the girlies now!
Anonymous No.214378650 >>214378891 >>214379470
>>214378479 (OP)
>sapphics are struggling to control themselves
And strangely they will also struggle to go watch the movie.
Anonymous No.214378722 >>214378766 >>214378995 >>214379034 >>214384262
is sapphic the new word for dyke carpet munching lesbian butch turfqueen or what
Anonymous No.214378741 >>214378818 >>214379006 >>214379148 >>214379178 >>214379373 >>214379406 >>214379573 >>214379580 >>214379755 >>214381120 >>214381988 >>214382013 >>214382999
>>214378479 (OP)
Lara Croft was always a female power fantasy. Boys just failed to realize it because they were blinded by lust.
Anonymous No.214378751
>>214378479 (OP)
oh no... sansa cant act unless it was to cry and get beaten until she started to enjoy it, like the cry and moan from season1-2 were so much better than what we got form the rap scene, its like she knew it would happen and enjoyed it
Anonymous No.214378766 >>214379703 >>214383129
>>214378722
It's just a synonym for lesbian, and journos are using it because they like huffing their own farts by using obscure words.
Anonymous No.214378818 >>214379373
>>214378741
Eh, no. Croft was pure gooner material just like Charlie’s Angels and Wonder Woman TV series. Obviously they didn’t learn their lesson from the last Tomb Raider movie where they got a mid flat chested bitch to play her. Women don’t watch girl boss action movies. Unless they turn this into some Young Adult shit like Hunger Games, but Turner too old for that, it will bomb
Anonymous No.214378869 >>214379038
>>214378479 (OP)
>sopphics
She is NOT popular enough to have her fanbase given cute little pet name like lady gagas lil'monsters, star treks trekkies, swifties or Queen Queers.
Anonymous No.214378891 >>214379035
>>214378650
Everyone's so quick on the draw now I never get to be the one to make the obvious point in a thread
Anonymous No.214378897 >>214379051 >>214379617
>>214378479 (OP)

"Sopphics are thirsting over this pic of Sophie Turner" What pic? That one?
Anonymous No.214378954
>>214378479 (OP)
>Sapphics
What the fuck does that mean? Sounds almost like spastics.
Anonymous No.214378956 >>214378987 >>214379207
Lesbians have gotten REALLY annoying these past few years as Millennial lesbians have either aged out of it and decided they’re straight or doubled down on the lefty doctrine that made them decide they’re lesbians in the first place. Really obnoxious.
Anonymous No.214378987
>>214378956
they're fighting to retain social capital in a rapidly shifting landscape, if they aren't dykes then they're just privileged western women and that's not acceptable justification to feel oppressed
Anonymous No.214378995 >>214379488
>>214378722
Sappho was a poet from Lesboz who we have some fragments of. A lot of the poems concern eros and modern people have “creatively revisioned” her to be a lesbian icon (our word literally comes from her home island of Lesbos) even though by all accounts she was probably a heterosexual woman
Anonymous No.214379006
>>214378741
Bridget Jones is a female power fantasy, Tomb Raider is R34 material and always has been
Anonymous No.214379016
>>214378479 (OP)
>we interviewed a total of 0 people when we came to this conclusion.
Anonymous No.214379034 >>214384262
>>214378722
It’s code for “cis lesbian/bisexual woman.”
Anonymous No.214379035
>>214378891
So hit it with a fpbp and move on
Anonymous No.214379038
>>214378869
Dumbass
Anonymous No.214379045 >>214379104
I don't know what a sapphic is and I'm too afraid to google it
Anonymous No.214379051 >>214379073 >>214379179
>>214378897
>"Sopphics are thirsting over this pic of Sophie Turner" What pic? That one?
This one
Anonymous No.214379073 >>214379624
>>214379051
Anonymous No.214379104 >>214379646 >>214379686
>>214379045
i googled it a lot back in the day if you catch my drift
Anonymous No.214379125 >>214379241 >>214380116
>>214378479 (OP)
>"Sapphics" refers to the adjective or noun for women, nonbinary people, or feminine-aligned individuals who are attracted to other women or femmes
Okay then. They have shit taste. She is gross.
Anonymous No.214379148
>>214378741
This, boys had poor media literacy
Anonymous No.214379178
>>214378741
Yeah that’s why guys liked playing it. Same reason why teen boys watched sailor moon and other shows for girls. They watch for the cute girls rather than the lame character development or drama.
Anonymous No.214379179
>>214379051
She got an X-Men tattoo despite being the worst actor in the history of the franchise?
Anonymous No.214379187
>>214378479 (OP)
Would have been cool to see Angelina Jolie hanging upside down naked peeing on her own face as like a secret outtake from the 2000whatever movie
No other thoughts about Tomb Raider, that's my thread contribution
Anonymous No.214379207
>>214378956
>These past few years
Adventures of man who just started paying attention
Anonymous No.214379241
>>214379125
>feminine-aligned individuals
Anonymous No.214379281 >>214379388 >>214379502
>"Sapphic" is an adjective meaning of or relating to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women
>The word comes from the ancient Greek female poet Sappho
>Sappho killed herself due to her unrequited love of some guy that pumped and dumped her
Anonymous No.214379291 >>214379372
Lara has to be a lesbian or asexual. I remember when I watched the movie as a teenage boy and it made me really angry that Lara had a male love interest.
I think it ruined the movie for me.
Anonymous No.214379292
>Men are jerking off to this pic of Sydney Sweeney as she's set to play Spider woman
this is what passes for news?
Anonymous No.214379372
>>214379291
What a huge fag you are
Anonymous No.214379373 >>214379509 >>214379609 >>214380286
>>214378741
>>214378818
Croft is literally a genius archeologist who is a member of the landed British gentry. She's a female power fantasy, but from a time where those were allowed to be hot too.
Anonymous No.214379388
>>214379281
it's true pottery that the most iconic lesbian lost to the dick
Anonymous No.214379406 >>214379643
>>214378741
No, Twilight was a female power fantasy. Lara Croft is a male power fantasy with tits.
Anonymous No.214379421 >>214379544
Today I learned /tv/ is full of retards who don't know what sapphic means.
Anonymous No.214379470
>>214378650
Even if they all go see it, there just aren't that many lesbians.
Which is why its so weird that Hollywood is making movies for them instead of straight white men.
But modern Hollywood would literally rather die and burn than make a movie for straight white men.
Anonymous No.214379488
>>214378995
As a final curio, “safo” in Mexico is used as an expression to signify “not me”.
A gesture similar to the American custom of putting a finger on the nose
It’s unclear what the origin of this is
Anonymous No.214379502
>>214379281
>Kerkylas of Andros
>Dick Allcocks of Man Island
yep, totally real guy btw.
Anonymous No.214379509
>>214379373
It gooner fantasy. Charlie’s Angel’s are suppose to be super spies. Nobody took that seriously. Just an excuse for them tk wear whore outfits. When tried to take Charlie’s Angels seriously and made it a girl boss movie with ugly actresses it bombed.
Anonymous No.214379526 >>214379560
>>214378479 (OP)
>you guys want sophie turner to play lara croft?
>people still care about tomb raider?
>... I'm not hearing a no so its decided
Anonymous No.214379544
>>214379421
what's it mean?
Anonymous No.214379560
>>214379526
I would if Grace Caroline Curry played Croft but of course someone like her would before be considered today
Anonymous No.214379573
>>214378741
love how everything shiftd from male gooner fantasy to lgbt icon, given enough time.
Anonymous No.214379575
>>214378479 (OP)
Are they sure that’s the right pic? I find it hard to believe people are thirsting over that.
Anonymous No.214379580
>>214378479 (OP)
this is gonna be awful.

>>214378741
fuck off tranny. Lara Croft was carried 100% by men, its a male franchise, women don't like adventures, they like gossip, fashion, decorating and drama.
Anonymous No.214379583 >>214379598
She was a really bad actress on GOT. She's not a top beauty either. What are they thinking?
Anonymous No.214379598
>>214379583
REMEMBER GAME OF THRONES?!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.214379605
>>214378479 (OP)
>they realized no man gives a fuck about Sophie.
>Uh, sell it to the dykes
Anonymous No.214379606 >>214379872 >>214379899 >>214380157
No one cares about Tomb Raider anymore. Also, most people who talk about Lara or Tomb Raider are frauds, both chuds and feminists.
It seems like people know the games only from their marketing, maybe played a demo or something.

TR was never a gooner material. There's virtually nothing sexy in the old games. You forget about Lara having big boobs very fast because the game is pretty difficult and you look at her ass for most of the game anyway.
Anonymous No.214379609
>>214379373
>She's a female power fantasy, but from a time where those were allowed to be hot too.
incorrect, womens power fantasy is having a gang-lord, superhero or a hitman for a husband. Neither men nor women value any of those traits in women.
Anonymous No.214379617
>>214378897
tpbp I’ll move on now.
Anonymous No.214379624
>>214379073
never seen this one, just spit lunch all over pc
Anonymous No.214379643
>>214379406
this lol, women dont have a power fantasy to be adventurous go getters. Their power fantasy is to be desired by powerful men who they can control.
Anonymous No.214379646
>>214379104
Based oldhead.
Anonymous No.214379686
>>214379104
I jerked off to this stuff literally 20 years ago. I remember downloading some low quality 30 seconds long clips from various sites and trying to assemble full movies.
Anonymous No.214379703
>>214378479 (OP)
>Phoebe Waller-Bridge is writing, and she picked an actress who's absoltuely not like Lara in any way
Well I hope she enjoys her flop.

>>214378766
Yep. Much like saying "mysoginy" instead of sexism, they think it makes them smarter.
Anonymous No.214379755
>>214378741
>the nude mods from lara were made by gurls gamers
Anonymous No.214379762 >>214379823
>>214378479 (OP)
ok, whats with all of the obvious and deliberate flops in /tv/ and /v/ lately? is it literally a "the producers" situation, where they deliberately make a flop and somehow make more money from that?
Anonymous No.214379823 >>214380441 >>214381344
>>214379762
A lot of media that's just being released now was greenlighted/ produced during the past few years when BlackRock was giving studios essentially unlimited funding as long as they complied with globohomo standards.

It's similar to the circumstances that caused so many studios to create "the president is a brown woman" media, of which we're we're starting to see the end results. Pic related.
Anonymous No.214379872 >>214380027
>>214379606
The game sucked. It was just Indiana Jones with square tits
Anonymous No.214379899 >>214379993 >>214380027
>>214379606
>TR was never a gooner material
They developed her as a spicy Latina and you didn't forget about the boobs in cut scenes. If they hadn't mattered they would have saved the pixels like they did with her pigtail in game one. They used hot models for Marketing on conventions and printed pinup Photos of her in gaming magazines. She had porn parodies and nude patches for the games. Totally early gooner material
Anonymous No.214379993 >>214380182
>>214379899
Wasn’t Rhona Mitra a model for Croft’s look?
Anonymous No.214380027
>>214379899
>cut scenes
There weren't that many and they were pretty short.
>>214379872
The game is actually nothing like Indiana Jones. Certainly not story-wise.
Anonymous No.214380116
>>214379125
So they're finally admitting non-binaries are just spicy women
Anonymous No.214380157
>>214379606
>you look at her ass for most of the game
>not gooner material
Anonymous No.214380182
>>214379993
Don't know about it. I meant she was designed as Laura Cruz which is why the fitst game started in Peru. Studio wanted her european so they changed name and background Info.
Anonymous No.214380286 >>214380698
>>214379373
Anon it’s a video game in the mid nineties, the audience for that back then was 99.8 percent male. She kind of became a girl power thing later (like Charlie’s Angels) but she was definitely created for the gooner audience.
Anonymous No.214380441 >>214381405
>>214379823
I watched this one. Can't even remember if it was bad.
Anonymous No.214380698
>>214380286
these people are really trying to rewrite shit again. Just like Bayonetta.
Anonymous No.214380753
>open thread
>ctrl+f
>enter "Boy George"
>Phrase not found
Come on, guys.
Anonymous No.214380964
Seriously how hard is it to find a youngish girl that is adventurous and has huge tits.
Anonymous No.214381120 >>214381159
>>214378741
Ah yes, the classic "b-but girls have always been srs gamerzz!!" revisionism. I can assure you that at BEST 2% of people who played Tomb Raider back in the day were women. Even now I'd say that maybe 10% of the actual Tomb Raider fanbase is women, and that's probably being generous. Very few women and girls played much in the way of videogames back then, and if they did, it was typically edutainment, simple multiplayer games, or explicitly girl games, and most of them "outgrew" videogames by the time they were in middle school. Most of the late Gen X, millennial, and early Gen Z girls who claim to have grown up as serious gamers are making up stories because gaming has become a larger part of adult culture, and because they can get simpbux by pretending to be gamers.
Anonymous No.214381159
>>214381120
even if they were playing the games. the idea that "lara was always a girl fantasy" is bullshit when she was constantly criticized for her fanservice back in the day.
Anonymous No.214381209
>>214378479 (OP)
Cool, I'll just carry on watching Kdramas and continue not giving Western studios any of my money.
Anonymous No.214381236 >>214381586 >>214381664
There are no lesbians. Only mentally ill traumatized women.
Anonymous No.214381249 >>214381576
>>214378479 (OP)
>Sapphics
Huh?
Anonymous No.214381344
>>214379823
Don’t they have to pay that money back?
Anonymous No.214381405
>>214380441
let me remember for you even though ive never seen it
it was
Anonymous No.214381576
>>214381249
GET WITH THE TIMES, OLD MAN!
Anonymous No.214381586
>>214381236
it's like, the longer you look at it, the worse it gets.
Anonymous No.214381664 >>214381816 >>214381919 >>214382944
>>214381236
they added more to it? what does the 2 mean?
Anonymous No.214381816
>>214381664
it means 2 spirit
Anonymous No.214381919
>>214381664
It means 2legit2quit
Anonymous No.214381988 >>214382020
>>214378741
>Lara Croft was always a female power fantasy.
There is no girl on planet Earth whose fantasy is "I wish I was hopping around ancient aztec ruins by myself, dodging deathtraps". Not a single one.
Anonymous No.214382013
>>214378741
making successful bait really is about just saying the most easily disprovable shit ever huh
Anonymous No.214382020
>>214381988
>There is no girl on planet Earth whose fantasy is "I wish I was hopping around ancient aztec ruins by myself, dodging deathtraps"
Anonymous No.214382563
>>214378479 (OP)
who's that old lady?
Anonymous No.214382944
>>214381664
Pedophiles. They're welcome now and a perfectly acceptable way of living. Trump can breathe a sigh of relief.
Anonymous No.214382999
>>214378741
>Lara Croft was always a female power fantasy. Boys just failed to realize it because they were blinded by lust.
It was unheard of for girls to play pc games in the 90's. Tomb Raider and Lara were always for males. Holy shit I fucking hate zoomers such bros.
Anonymous No.214383129
>>214378766
They’re using it because it is inclusive of trannies and theyfabs but also doesn’t piss off the terf lesbians who are trying to gatekeep the word. Because if they said “lesbians” it would stand to reason 99% of their cited evidence are males.
Anonymous No.214383205
>>214378479 (OP)
Mutt Lara was a huge mistake
Anonymous No.214384262
>>214379034
There is no such thing as a non cis lesbian. It’s insane how much trannies have warped language. You can’t be a lesbian and have a cock
>>214378722
>terf
Any feminist is a terf because feminists don’t advocate for men’s rights

Fuck off troons YWNBAL