Thread 214384885

HOH: Lauren
Noms: Ashley, Morgan, Will
Veto: Morgan
White Locust Twist: Rachel has been eliminated from the game

Previously on /bb/: >>214378457

morgan's lost it completely this time

SHE VOTED ME OUT VINCE

>>214384885 (OP)
theres the winner of bb27

morgan is running the house

sorry bros, forgot to update the noms

Vince needs to fuck her tonight or his game is ruined

Morgan crashing out that Vince doesn't hang out with her 24/7 and that sometimes he hangs out with lauren for 30 mins

>>214384981
HOW CANT HE UNDERSTAND THAT LAUREN HATES ME AND THAT BITCH SHOULD DIE

VINCE NOOO YOU CANT TALK TO LAUREN ALONE

>>214384981
kek I knew she was mad about him being up there after renoms

kinda sucks with this BB at final 8 you have to nominate half the house and cant play hoh the next week

lauren finito

>>214384942
Wait, is Keanu official?

Who was the renom?

>Keanu wins Blockbuster and HOH
>Nominates Lauren, Morgan, and Vince
>Lauren beats out Morgan to win the veto
>Kino spiraling ensues

Vince gets along with Lauren like nails on a chalkboard while he has serious chemistry with Morgan what the fuck does he see in that little cunt seriously?

papa WON’T go a day without napping

>>214385166
She's good if Kelley, Vince, or Ava win HOH. She has 2 comps to stay alive if they don't if BB is still there, she'll be fine.

>>214385249
morgan no phones in the house girl

>>214385207
We can only hope anon

I will always like Kelley cause lying for no reason about random shit in Big Brother is hilarious

>>214385249
his relationship with lauren is strictly game and based on loyalty that she keeps reminding him of

his relationship with morgan is stringing her along on a personal level while her schizo gaming wrecks his game along the way

>>214385207
im still saddened that this thursday's 9 11 episode is no longer a double/triple eviction

lauren LOVE

https://streamable.com/71bw6v

>>214385174
yea, morgan used it on herself and he went up

>>214385249
>what the fuck does he see in that little cunt seriously?
an easy win

>>214385354
Ok but Morgan is his number one

>>214385249
watch the c-bombs

>>214385376
no, lauren clearly is kek

Vince lost veto because he went on the zipline again after getting all the comics correct

>>214385402
No way they have nothing in common she's 21 and he's in his 30s just like Morgan they were made for each other don't you see?

morgan is hiding in the bathroom carving vince’s name on her thigh

>>214385433
based

>>214385249
An attractive and likeable white girl

keanu would nominate lauren, morgan and vince if he wins next week

poor lauren. the only reason vince keeps up this F2 is because she loves it so much that they made an F2 that early and are sticking with it. like he just doesnt want to crush her bb dreams

has vince really never made an official final 2 with morgan?

so vimy killed the season confirmed

>>214385726
well he has to fuck morgan
HOH ROOM IS OWED A SEX SESH

>>214385704
technically yeah he just reiterates what morgan says saying "you're my number one". that isn't the same thing as making a final 2 oath it seems

>>214384885 (OP)
ashley wore that shirt too

>>214385593
yeah I dont want keanu to win hoh. he's just setting up the game for an ava or n-bomb win if he just targets vince/lauren after morgan goes

>>214385809
k

kelley throwing keanu utb to vince and lauren

>>214385869
No she’s not. They’re running an elaborate scheme to paint Ashley as someone who cannot win at F2 while Will wins against anybody.

kelley hates ashley theres no way she is voting will out

>>214385764
wonder what the season wouldve been like if rylie got to keep his HoH

kelley and lauren mimicking ashleys annoying ass laugh

>>214385897
Mickey or Morgan would have earlier.
Vinny would have been completely sidelined.
Keanu would have been less of a pariah.

she was really swinging her arms right before the cut

>keanu and lauren finally speak to each other
>WBRB

>>214385892
oh really is that what she is doing rn??

>kelley receptive to keanu's idea of keeping ashley to not give lauren a resume booster
Are we actually going to get a flip and Won't WILL be evicted?

>>214386043
Yes trust the plan

she told her the plan and called him a narcissist

>>214385892
you sure about that you fucking dipshit? kelley just sold keanu completely down the river to lauren. get fucked

>>214386083
Wrong she just confirmed Keanu has her vote

>>214386053
Yeah, Kelley hates minions.
She hates Ashley for being a Rachel's minion and Lauren for being Vince's.
If it is meant to fuck Lauren's resume, she'll definitely proceed with it.
But, I'm sure Kelley will somehow fuck this plan up.

I love you, I’m sorry

>>214386101
And? Who cares about Kelley's vote anyway. Ava, Ashley, Morgan and Vinny would all vote out Keanu

>>214386101
ofc he does against ashley or will that isnt the plan

>>214386145
Bro are you serious? You really still don’t see what’s going on? Wake up dude

Vince realizing Morgan is mad at him

kek kelley really is a mean girl and im here for it

keanu got the votes yo

>>214386233
Kelley is the accomplice

The fuck is Morgan gonna do to Vinny cucking her? There's only one other black person next week that has her back. Throw you entire game away you miserable lonely hag

hag melty incoming

>>214386281
Do you feel tough writing such nasty words about people

>>214386315
I feel better than whining for 3 hours about a girl 10 years younger than me

>>214386315
Yeah, Because they're not gonna read these nasty words.
This is his hugbox.
/bb/ is already on its last knees.
All we do is scream into void.

Lauren doesn't know

haha laurens posture rn

the walk

>>214386315
>nasty words about people
for me?
its ava calling rachel a cunt

Fuck which one do I watch

shes just really sorry

The King is giving the TLP a spanking.

KEANU LAUREN

ITS TOO EARLY TO TAKE A SHOT AT ME BRO

HES GOT THAT SHIT ON LOCK

kek they’re shook

>>214386416
cause it said WHITE LOTUS and looked like shit. nothing to do with regretting the twist

mince kino at the same time fuck

They are calling Vince Paul 2.0

>>214386416
Grod sissies on suicide watch

kek lauren is actually getting irrated

Vince is going to have a combo of women breaking up with him

SHE VOTED ME OUT VINCE AND YOU HANG OUT WITH HER

>>214386465
probably cause she knows she is fucked and not getting to final 2

>>214386465
>irritated

>>214386480
either that or the fact that he is a broken record

laurenfags make me sick to my fucking stomach

boren getting rekt rn

lauren didn't even realize she's the next big target with 2 hohs and a veto and hasn't touched the block

THIS FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD IN A WOMANS BODY CANT HAVE AN ADULT CONVERSATION

this kelo break up fucking hurts bros

Update on the keanu conversation. Lauren doesn't know.

Sounded like the DR heavily implied to Morgan that she’d have gone home without veto

lauren should cry. keanu cant handle making girls cry

>>214386145
>Ashley
Is on board to give Keanu her vote to stay and his vote to her
>Morgan
Hates Lauren because she's stealing Vince so she wants to make sure her HOH is a flop

>>214386565
>Ashley voting out Will to keep the frontrunner in the game who nominated her last week

based keanu

MORGAN'S COMING AFTER YOU BRO

>>214386591
Yes, Ashley is a retarded minion at heart, we knew this already

if rachel was still in the house and that stupid twist didn’t happen then keanu wouldn’t have been the back up nom

Is Lauren their preparation for casting a mute girl next season? Genuine question because this is ridiculous

>>214386673
she just said it doesnt matter what she says he isnt going to accept it and he literally agreed

Lauren keanu update. Talk is over and lauren doesn't know

this is why lauren loses to everyone in F2

This bitch is still saying "I don't know" every other sentence and it's Week 9

Did Lauren flip him the bird after he left?

LMAO

>>214386532
vince told her this last night and i think she had a realization

kelo noooooo :(

>>214386663
or if they just ended the blockbuster when jury started like last season

>>214386721
shd did a double thumbs up

>>214386733
showerbuddies its over...

What the fuck was the point of breaking the wall and giving us thumbs up?

keanu dropped a bomb on her head
she's shellshocked

i wonder if this is gonna be the the fuck up that gets grodner fired

>>214386532
she told vince last night she doesnt care and the reasons

keanu has to win bb
he has to win hoh and nominate her
she can win the veto
she can win the bb
she can still whip the votes

Anytime somebody in the house sees Morgan and Vince alone they should crash the convo. It will make Morgan snap.

>>214386813
oh yeah and vince kelley or ava could win the veto and save her

The entire house talk blocking Morgan meanwhile Vince gets private 1 on 1s with Lauren is driving Morgan insane

>>214386823
Based Kelley.
That is what Rachel did.
That was a great strat.

>>214384885 (OP)
We don't need a general for something that nobody watches.

>>214386813
She is a strategic mastermind

>>214386869
not a general newfag

>>214386777
trvke the house

jesus christ these two

aww they're holding hands

I want Vince to get laid in the house and I honestly don't care with who.

>>214386760
i think it was a mocking gesture like... sure thing buddy

SHE LITERALLY VOTED ME OUT WHEN NEXT TO HER ALLY SHE HAS TO GO

Lauren voted Morgan out, did you guys know that?

>>214386416
they changed it to hashtag reindeer games, guess lotus people weren't liking it

SHE GUNNED FOR THE VETO VINCE SHE DIDNT THROW IT

>>214387029
I KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS AND I HAD TO KEEP GOING BACK THERES NO WAY

>>214386948
>i dont want you to think because im good with her(lauren) that im turning my back on you
>morgan: its just hurtful

this kind of shit pisses me off more than someone getting twisted out of the game

like wtf did they say to her in the DR to make her this mad all the sudden. cmon grod

this chick is fucking insane

kek now she is mad lauren might get keanu out and she didnt get the chance

>>214387052
it’s cause Vince was in the HOH room with Lauren all afternoon

>>214387088
he went up there after she went in to the DR, he was with keanu before that and as soon as he saw her come out on the cam he went down there to talk to her

>>214387123
She was crying earlier to Will about it while Vince and Lauren were talking in HOH

I need the Vinny/Lauren/Morgan Final 3 so bad. Vinny cutting Morgan would be one of the best eviction meltys of all time

>>214387052
He was hanging out with Lauren too much today

>>214387162
Would be Austin tier kino

>>214387079
Morgan can very simply nullify this by voting out Will instead of Keanu

>>214387165
>>214387156
she is fucking insane. he was talking to her till 5am

>>214387001
Currently white lotus maxxin
Starting season 2

we NEVER get to hang out

>lost his girlfriend of 7 years
>cheatmance is actually fucking crazy and actively crying he's not spending enough time with her
>threatening to go after his F2 now
a summer to remember for the ol' weasel

SHE WANTS YOU ALL TO HERSELF, VINCE

Vinny gotta kiss Morgan tonight to fully make her an obedient dog

>>214387264
Is everyone disgusted with him for Cheatmance? Can he still win?

why is she mad about Lauren targeting her when she’s also targeting Lauren?

>>214387331
it's more that they think it's weird she's so obsessed with him when he has a gf and they all dislike morgan more because she's annoying

>>214387356
Lauren is prettier and nicer than her

>>214387331
It's not really hurting Vinny's game amongst the jurors surprisingly, even though he's the one in a relationship. Everyone is more grossed out about Morgan's behavior

before they went to bed this morning they said they were going to spend the day "hanging out" and I guess morgan thinks that means they spend every second together and don't speak to other people.

its like she expected him to be sitting on the LR couch waiting for here when she got out of the DR

>>214384885 (OP)
Nomination for next OP Image

>>214387451
why?

>>214387362
>>214387385

This is an extremely based reaction, doom to all 34 year old crazy whores.

Morgan wonders why production keeps asking if "there's something more there" between her and Vince

There’s nothing romantic there, Morgan would be a fool to let Lauren take her closest ally all for herself. It’s all game

This is Vinnys doing. Morgan is full yandere mode.

>>214387264
>threatening to go after his F2 now
That isn't a 'now' thing. She wanted Lauren targeted after Lauren voted out Zach because Morgan apparently thought Zach was her #1. Morgan is just a jealous schizo hag and thats never going to change

>>214387451
does she make twitter fags seethe? YES

>>214387494
kek she even reiterated to the cams that she is excited to meet Kelsie. No wonder she said all the girls hated her in college

The hobbit has woken up to cockblock

>>214387451
someone please edit this changing all the "no"s to "yes"s

>>214387494
how can she not see why they’d be asking that

I need me a girl like morgan

>>214387451
we don't want a shitty twitterfag op image sis

>>214387710
never stick your dick in crazy

>>214387732
bb house the best place to do it because you can disappear after

If I had snñ ñgoo
If I had a girlfriend and a man was this clingy I'mdb no zo m jilfn

Is she strategic? Yes.
Is she an interesting personality on the show? Also, yes.
Is her storyline compelling? Very.
Did she have good confessionals? Consistently.
Have I enjoyed her time on the show so far? Again, yes.
Would I want her to return? HELL YES!

Production finally cracking down on the coasters constantly whining about how this is so unfair

>>214387804
i gotta get on bb28 so i can team up with lauren

>>214387826
She would her self conscious about all the comments about her and flip her personality to bully you anon

>>214387804
love her

>>214387813
More likely they're covering up how they've just given up and are ready to get voted out

morgon keeps saying that she tried to tell him to put lauren up because lauren would put keanu up as if everyone else would not also put keanu up

>>214387778
I know right? like, no thank you.

alright i'm going back to love-to-hate with morgo. i want her humiliated on live television.

>>214387804
TRVKE

>>214387804
>>214387850
You guys couldn't even come up than an original thought.
You had to go and ape a twitterfag.
Learn how to inspect element on the browser if you are devoid of thoughts

>>214387986
you may have the font and sizing better but at least I didn't leave in
>is her storyline compelling? Not really.

Morgan will take the shot at Lauren "left, right, and center"

>>214388027
just win hoh that’s it yo

reminder: if keanu wins it will be all POCs who have won since bb23. 5 in a row

Morgan says she WONT miss the shot at Lauren

>>214387986
who cares. I just made a copypasta from the tweet already reposted because im not posting a twitter image

rooting for vince to win that $750k and leave morgo and kelsey in the dust
take the money and run boy

>>214385207
this yo

After the King wins blockbuster he and Morgan will do a temporary alliance to get rid of the mole.

>>214388082
thanks george floyd

>>214387986
>dumb fucking autistic esl faggot saying others aren't original and literally doing exactly what you're complaining about AND you fucked it up by leaving in "not really"

ants are attacking laurens bottoms

vince will definitely get a song from zingbot

>>214388219
they better leave her the fuck alone

Ashley interrupted hammock time to stir up some shit

A good zing might actually break Morgan

>>214388318
THEY CALLED ME A CRAZY JEALOUS HOMEWRECKER

>>214388318
oh god she's exactly the kind of person who would take zingbot super personally

why is ashley whispering so low. bitch you are in the corner of the yard nobody can hear you

>>214388318
>vince, do you think zingbot liked [anyone else] more than me?
>idk maybe?
>really???

>open stockwatch
>seething their favorites are doomed
>chuckle and close window

>>214388413
>giving ashley a 3 when she is 100% going home
>audience gives her a 5
They don't even try to hide their bias do they

i wish i had it in me to do a collage of lauren shaking her leg but i just dont

Morgan is going to need years of therapy when this is all said and done

>>214388472
She will not let the therapist speak

a crazy person and a girl with the brain of a teenage girl are consoling and giving a pep talk to ava

shes got the jimmy legs

>>214388472
>Its just, you were spending a lot of time with your last client and I feel like we haven't talked in days

>>214388489
kelley trying to look down ava's shirt

>>214388472
yeah and i do feel bad for her. whatever hell mixture of personality disorders she has are made 100x worse in the house and the outside reaction to her isn't going to be what she wants it to be. i hope she has decent support but something tells me she doesn't.

DON'T LET CBS WIN, AVA

>Don't let CBS win
>I know

>>214388637
she fuckin looks like bb16 hayden

ive been watching feeds for the past 2 hours, where is rachel?

>thats waaay more of a story
>im totally not biased
sure morgan

>>214388702
she's in a special room for now but will reenter the game at F3

Kelley witnessed a crow attacking a hawk in the backyard, an obvious sign.

Ghost stories with Kelley in the HOH room tonight. (You) in?

>>214388489
>realizes she isn't winning AFP
>immediately drops the quirky hipster painter facade and becomes a bitter cunt
lmao

>>214387674
I think she's legit just going full plausible deniability, she's not THAT dense but also doesn't want the homewrecker label outside the house

>>214388733
oh nice, i was worried for a minute.

>>214388795
free fallin' and i'm free fallin'

ashley upset that ava isnt mad at lauren for nominating her

>>214388877
ew wtf this is what morgo was saying to vince

every single person in this house will lose to ava, dude

>>214388932
every single person in this house will lose to ava in a who has the gayest dad competition

>>214388840
I figured it out because she said Rachel is a cunt and talked lots of shit and also responsible for Rachel leaving.

>>214388951
Wait which one of her dads is the gay one?

morgan saying she would rather keep lauren over ava

>>214388982
no way

>>214388982
boldest lie morgan has said yet besides "we're just friends"

>>214388982
sure you would doll

holy shit "I see you are playing the long con game" lore and they cut away

Ashley told Morgan that Morgan sometimes thinks too far ahead in the game. Morgan will seethe about that later.

>>214388702
>>214388929

>>214388702
>>214388929
>>214389085

kelly waved at the plane on laurens behalf

He WILL use his Amex card to accumulate air miles he can gift to family members

Jesse the muscle guy was also in unlocked for some reason.

the first rule of /bb/ is dont talk about unlocked

They're talking about how much they liked Zae <3

i aint NEVAHHH have to use no damn witchcraft to get no man

morgan is all happy again now that shes been allowed to talk about herself for the last 2 hours

I wanted to see Ashley attempt to make salmon but button boy is blocking it

adrian comic was a praying mantis with bread

>>214389948
They also said Adrian's comic was the creepiest

>>214389853
bro definitely was the worst fucked by rachel in the house, between her campaigning for amy to stay and his fight with her it sunk him

i think lauren is in the tub

Lauren really likes soaking her labia in that tub

>mackensy wasnt meant to win no matter what decision she made

kek she beats cam easy if she boots chelsie

they desperately need booze in there grod, next three days every day

>>214390132
easy? chelsie, tkor, kimo, rubina would have voted for him

big mak bros the jew is talking shit about /ourgirl/

>>214390153
would come down to whether gamebot chelsie or chelga was in control

>>214390153
i think rubina was closer with mak and didnt care much about cam

>>214390153
nobody on that list except chelsie cared about cam, he might not even have gotten t'kor's vote

>>214390146
ava would go Samson option on rachel

>>214390132
i honestly don't know about that. t'kor's higher purpose mist would've continued to affect rubina and kimo, and quinn hated comp beasts

cam was the winner BB26 deserved

>>214390232
tkor would have absolutely voted for a minority over the white bitch that was her entire ethos the entire season
the ? is would she get rubina and kimo to go along with her and which way chelsie would go

will obsessed with having ava make a logo of his face

>>214390216
>>214390232
honestly think they would've been convinced to vote for him by tkor's social pressure alone.

>>214390232
>>214390256
reminder that t'bore said cam played the game she wanted to play during finale night. she would have absolutely voted for him over mak

Will talking about Ava making him a jay peg or a pee en gee for his new logo.

i didnt see if ashley put the salmon in the oven but its already been too long if she did

>>214390216
reminder that rubina stole mak's red dress and wore it on the finale

>>214390256
>>214390281
>>214390284
100% of T'Kor's "higher purpose" shit applied to Chelsie
Maybe if there was a Big D type gay black man in the house T'Kor would have connected with him but Cam was a straight male brojockshit so T'kor secretly resented him

>>214390316
>not a scaleable vector

I love little leah

>>214390247
quinn voted for whoever leah's pussy mist told him to vote for

>>214390342
WON'T be usin' none of them vector graphics nonsense

>>214390336
I hear you but I absolutely believe her vote priority in an MJ vs Cam scenario would have been a very simple black vs white.

>Morgan saying it's only platonic
>Keanu on the block
>Chess club are enemies again
it wasnt supposed to be like this bros

>>214390388
missing out on The Group is quite devastating.

>>214390388
>it's only platonic
she's clearly lying

>>214390384
I think you guys oversimplify T'Kor's game. She was less about the cookout and more about the "outcasts" like kimo & rubina while ignoring the "populars" like cam, leah, and mak
she had a soft spot for chelsie but keep in mind she was the one who blew up the pentagon and sent cedric home, but /bb/ wants to remember her game as being entirely race-based for some reason

>>214390423
mmhmmm

>>214390388
the twist sent us into a bad timeline

>>214390388
>he believes morgan's lie to the cameras
KWAB
next you'll tell me Vince actually got the okay to do this shit from kelsey

>>214390388
Blame the blockbuster and fuck ass twist staying around after jury

>>214390460
cute!

>>214390157
these fools wouldnt last a day on bb26

keanu and ashley are delusional if they think they think she can save him if he loses the bb to her

>>214390541
does she atually want to save him or is she just saying that to try to get his vote over will?

>>214390541
morgan is allegedly on board with making lauren's hoh a flop out of jealousy. they'd just need kelley to keep keanu over will

>>214390556
i guess from her perspective its not clear but him telling her she will be save if he stays and wins hoh is delulu. he does not have the votes with our without her

>>214390567
imagine trusting kelley

morgan is owed vincenzo sex

WHAT DID WILL TELL KELLEY

the old KANG is dead, long live the QWEEN!

>>214390567
theres no chance morgan keeps keanu over will. vince will get her in line

>you want to hear something messed up
>will told kelly that
nope dont say that keanu wbrb

Ava is pissed zach stole 10k from her

>>214390611
Button boy has been doing heavy censorship all evening

>>214390636
it's only platonic btw

>>214390636
he should just whip it out

>>214390636
Dying to move her hand up

>>214390638
he was widely mocked for not using his power (and it was right to mock him) but he was always objectively based for not giving that hairy jew $10k

>>214390636
just friends bros ww@?

this is going to be the most bitter jury ever

>>214390647
the rylie method

>>214390692
>shouldn't have pissed me off, cunt

>>214390692
they thought they planned so well for the best jury lmao

>>214390692
the season just keeps giving

wtf ashley is eating off 2 different pieces of salmon

>>214390692
I think Lauren and Vince will be the only objective jurors. Keanu maybe but you have to speak his language

>>214390711
The bitter hags planned so hard to keep all the bitter hags so now the house is full of bitter hags

>>214390695
have we heard from kat at all outside of the few interviews?

jimmys pasta mentioned

>>214390724
keanu is already bent on not voting for lauren cause how dare she play big brother

>keanu: immys pasta was very plain
>kelley: jimmys pasta sucked

inch that hand up to his crotch morgo
stroke that thang

Mickey completely owning being a bitch has been funny. Always figured she was the type that enjoys being seen that anyway

>>214390748
if hes in jury he will be rachels pet but do the fake contrarian to her

>>214390692
>delusional retard helps to create the most bitter jury ever
>goes out right before she has to experience what she helped create
say "thank you, ropes!"

>>214390745
>>214390751
it's been over a month and they still remember just how dogshit that pasta was

>>214390748
yeah i wouldn't bet on keanu having an open mind in jury at all. they're right when they say he's stubborn.

>>214390748
When she says Vince was her week 1 final two he'll respect the loyalty

>>214390781
It was on kelly's birthday so that fag*ot may have made horrid pasta on purpose

>>214390782
She looks like Quinn here

>>214390774
she was great and i hope they bring her back for bb30

>>214390791
lol yeah he will

>>214390798
it was the only time I think he ever cooked so my guess is he just genuinely sucks at it

I think most of this cast was going to be bitter jurors regardless. They're messy retards

I don't think I realized the table shrank till right now

>>214390826
looks like a tranny

when do they kiss

i kind of want keanu in jury just for his hilarious reactions when they play the dvd of what happened

i guarantee ashley would not be cooking if she wasnt otb right now

Have they revealed the twin twist yet that zae had a twin?

keanu is finito

>>214390875
what you mean? block buster has yet to be played

>>214390685
we taking this friendship to the next level

>>214390892
>GRODDED

>>214390955
that hand is getting awfully close to vince's ass...

>>214390955
just friends btw

>>214390955
vinces dick must be on hard

>>214390974
tbf I can see morgan's desperate ass being this touchy with all her male friends

>>214390983
yeah, she’s what the gorls call a pickme

>>214390974
she can't wait to meet Kelsey

>>214390983
definitely

Lauren just made a racist joke

They just remembered today is Brenchel's anniversary

>>214391129
>bringing up the hammock as their first date spot
real subtle allusion there morgan, I wonder who else you could be referring to?

morgans flat tts are out to seduce her manrat

>>214391147
She said she is starvin like marvin

its avas turn to shit talk morgan

Evel Dick new thread

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new ya lazy bums