Thread 214387652

You can't make this shit up

>>214387652 (OP)
>Miss me yet?

>>214387707
no

>>214387652 (OP)
it showed that she forgot to put the top on

>>214387733
Homie it’s still dumb as fuck.

>>214387652 (OP)
>mission to collect alien life
>apparently Yutani herself personally is involved in this and their top agent (Morrow) was sent
>multiple generations of Yutani involved personally even
>Kavalier personally in a video call is trying to bribe the crew
>still a crew of halfwits that managed to breach containment on multiple lifeforms casually
>before that they're even interacting with alien lifeforms with no protection, just open air situation nbd
>it's a large tick, but intelligent
>it's an eyeball with tentacles, intelligent
>it's a giant fleshy plant, intelligent
>xenomorph, intelligent
>they handle all these clearly intelligent lifeforms the way they do a pet parakeet

I don't even care anymore, I'll make some of my own alien movies with AI slop first chance I get, if I even bother with that.

>>214387707
All I miss is the silence in between

>>214388399
It's realistic if you ever interacted with wagies. They don't give a fuck.

>>214387652 (OP)
cgi insects always move too smooth/continuous for some reason. like you know that you can look at a real insect for 2 seconds and see it moves in jerks and bursts. why are cgi insects always slithering like cold lizards

>>214388399
why would actually intelligent people sign up to go into deep space? it's all going to be incompetent wagies. They probably have to send dozens of ships just to get one result, which also incentivizes low skill worker usage and then just policing them all with robots and cyborgs

>>214389073
Stop using this idiotic excuse for the last like four alien movies in a row.
This is a TOP MISSION by Yutani herself that she personally is involved in. Kavalier himself is trying to get in on the action. So this is a TOP PRIORITY mission, not some "space truckers" everyone keeps falling back on. Yutani's best people should be on that mission, the career corpos that are zealot-level, not some wishy washy part-time fuckwits.

>>214389020
do insects have souls?

>>214389300
how do you know she didn't send 40 ships and crews? deep space missions are complete crapshoots, you don't know which ship is going to strike gold

>>214387652 (OP)
You can, they did.
Its done