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Anonymous No.214391181 >>214391199 >>214391205 >>214391217 >>214391224 >>214391254 >>214391286 >>214392627 >>214392907 >>214392966 >>214392968 >>214393089 >>214394731 >>214395894 >>214396461 >>214396780 >>214396908 >>214398364
Is Superman's dad supposed to be mentally retarded?
Anonymous No.214391195
He just hasn't been the same ever since the stroke.
Anonymous No.214391199
>>214391181 (OP)
Superson, maybe you outta save them kids. But maybe you outta not.
Anonymous No.214391205
>>214391181 (OP)
Yes, he's a flyover rural white man.
Anonymous No.214391217
>>214391181 (OP)
Yes. That's how he was able to get away with finding an alien baby in a cornfield and then saying he plum forgot his wife was pregnant when he got Clark's birth certificate.
Anonymous No.214391224 >>214392617 >>214392698
>>214391181 (OP)
He's a stereotypical redneck. He's barely functional
Anonymous No.214391235
>simple kind farmer is le bad
Anonymous No.214391254
>>214391181 (OP)
David Corenswet and Nicholas Hoult and Skyler Gisondo are relentlessly handsome.
Anonymous No.214391286 >>214393123
>>214391181 (OP)
Isn't that the redneck that shot carl
Anonymous No.214391386
He's from Kansas, thats just how they are
Anonymous No.214392519 >>214392542
I don't watch faggot comic book movies but this guy is pure kino. Anything you watch, if his name shows up you know that shit will be awesome
Anonymous No.214392542 >>214392680
>>214392519
I liked him in the Mentalist :)
Anonymous No.214392617 >>214392970
>>214391224
He's a hick, not a redneck.
Anonymous No.214392627 >>214398323
>>214391181 (OP)
Snyder's Pa Kent was definitely, so it makes sense that Gunn's follows suit.
Anonymous No.214392662 >>214393073 >>214393683
Does Pa Kent die in the comics?
Anonymous No.214392680 >>214392702 >>214392925
>>214392542
What was in that shoebox or whatever he lost?
Anonymous No.214392698 >>214392714 >>214392943 >>214393627 >>214395885 >>214396767 >>214396832 >>214399156
>>214391224
My wife and I took eachothers virginity when we were 17. We dated and broke up and she got run through by 4 of my friends that I know of and god knows how many in college and she had one abortion and a miscarriage. I had 2 serious girlfriends and a one nighter so I’m not so innocent myself. After college we reconnected and started dating again. About 4 years later we got married and have 2 sons. My point is, it really doesn't matter how many people a woman has sex with as long as you love and trust her.
Anonymous No.214392702
>>214392680
shoes on dumbass
Anonymous No.214392714
>>214392698
Pajeet
Anonymous No.214392784
The director is.
Anonymous No.214392907
>>214391181 (OP)
Maybe? That's apparently what Gunn believes a normal Midwestern boomer behaves like. I don't know how close to the target he is.
I think the intention is to show the Kents are not exceptional people. Clark is a good man because his normal parents love him, and they taught him to be kind. If you read it uncharitably, though, maybe you can say the Kents are portrayed as moronic bumpkins because they live in a flyover state.
Anonymous No.214392925
>>214392680
The guys tongue he cut off.
Anonymous No.214392943 >>214392979
>>214392698
this just sounds like a frog in a boiling pot of water coping with a series of compromises
Anonymous No.214392966 >>214394668 >>214395870
>>214391181 (OP)
the movie is doing literally everything opposite of Snyders Man of Steel so look at Kent in that movie and he is intentionally doing the opposite.
Anonymous No.214392968
>>214391181 (OP)
ol mush
Anonymous No.214392970 >>214393577
>>214392617
Explain the difference, oh rural expert?
Anonymous No.214392979 >>214393689
>>214392943
The GAYstation? The GAPEstation?
Anonymous No.214393073
>>214392662
Sometimes
Anonymous No.214393089
>>214391181 (OP)
Gunn had Richard Christy’s rural Kansas parents leave voice messages that he gave to the actors Ma and Pa Kent to mimic
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4KrCtbs9Ik0
Anonymous No.214393123
>>214391286
He shot a junkie in Justified at least
Anonymous No.214393577
>>214392970
Anonymous No.214393627
>>214392698
>I married a woman who murdered her own child for convenience because she was too subhuman to use a condom, also I'm a cuckold
Blow your brains out.
Anonymous No.214393683
>>214392662
everybody dies in the comics at one point or another
Anonymous No.214393689 >>214396781
>>214392979
the snow dog... challenge
Anonymous No.214394668
>>214392966
You are under that impression because Gunn made a Superman movie, meanwhile Snyder made the opposite of Superman
Anonymous No.214394731 >>214394745
>>214391181 (OP)
Go to any southern state in the US. 90% of the people there are just like this, except without the kindness.
Anonymous No.214394745 >>214396796
>>214394731
its 99% in your shithole, yank.
Anonymous No.214395870
>>214392966
Not really. Superman 25 has a lot of the same themes as Batman v Superman. Gunn clearly respects Snyder a lot.
Anonymous No.214395885
>>214392698
ooooooof
Anonymous No.214395894 >>214396129
>>214391181 (OP)
Idk
He lookslike superpedo
Anonymous No.214396129
>>214395894
turn ya monitor on
Anonymous No.214396461
>>214391181 (OP)
This isn't the one that chose to die unnecessarily.
Anonymous No.214396717 >>214396780
Yes, he's a retard in every universe
Anonymous No.214396767
>>214392698
don't think anyone asked
Anonymous No.214396780
>>214391181 (OP)
>>214396717
What would the MoS Kents say about the super harem?
Anonymous No.214396781
>>214393689
uncle gubsy
Anonymous No.214396796
>>214394745
and the same applies to bongoloids except they have worse teeth
Anonymous No.214396832
>>214392698
jesus this might be among the saddest posts on this site
i hope you find a way out of the misery of your existence
Anonymous No.214396908
>>214391181 (OP)
Crazy how bam margera ended up looking like Phil in the end. Everyone used to say they weren't related.
Anonymous No.214398323
>>214392627
I think that's just due to being played by Kevin Costner
Anonymous No.214398364
>>214391181 (OP)
He's a farmer from Kansas of course he and his wife are retarded
Anonymous No.214398881
He's a good guy..
But wont check other boxes..
Anonymous No.214399156
>>214392698