Thread 214391239

HOH: Lauren
Noms: Ashley, Keanu, Will
Veto: Morgan
White Locust Twist: Rachel has been eliminated from the game

Previously on /bb/: >>214384885

lauren standing in the kitchen eating by herself

lauren saying she hates lemon...

>>214391310
>this is my hand

laurens making goodles instead

>>214391323
she ate that whole lemon to kill it

Will is telling Lauren that there will be creeps telling her she is their celebrity crush

laurens gonna be somebodys celebrity crush

>>214391373
based wont clocking the simps on here

>Will: Lauren, you're going to be somebody's celebrity crush.

>Lauren: Really?! That's crazy!

if only you knew girl

vince didnt seem like he liked morgans salad

how do you serve in the army but a zipline fucks you up. even angela wasn't this useless

>>214391439
surprising more people dont get injured in the physical comps

cant wait for ava to relay this keep keanu plan to will

>>214391403
definitely forcing himself to eat it

kek lauren making boxed mac n cheese

didnt cam take an hour in bb comics

>>214391507
he is a slow eater. keanu got mad it took him 45m to eat a sandwich earlier today

imagine being rat and having to look at lauren and morgan and think you have to keep seducing the hag for another month

they blocking all the cheatmance gossip

>he got seconds of salad
he's hoping for a handy tonight

laurens talent is being able to fake sneeze

Is vince manorexic

this wava convo is good

>it is 911
>911

uh oh lauren asked vinny to join her in the hoh room later

>>214391696
all the salad in the world won't calm the coming storm

>>214391581
>>214391657
yeah wtf is their problem we want the trash talk

yeah shes autistic

she cleans the house and cooks food and cleans all the dishes then she takes a shower before she eats

>>214391657
>>214391696
https://streamable.com/mks872

SHE’S HERE

>>214391741
>trash talk
that could be considered bullying in this day and age

i hated rachel but having her evicted really ruined the season
if keanu is gone thursday im fully done
do hope vince makes F2 at that point tho

>>214391783
lmaooo

>>214391804
jesus christ
"[x] leaving ruined the season i'm done" all fucking season long

laurens sugar mac n cheese is not a southern thing. its something she just started doing herself

One of Lauren's favorite numbers is 24 because that was number of the Disney Channel when she was growing up.

>>214391854
WRONG
https://thehungrybluebird.com/southern-baked-macaroni-and-cheese/

>>214391783
morgan haunting the outdoors

>>214391871
holy yum

Does production pull Morgo into the DR just to give Vinny and Lauren alone time?

>>214391892
no, i mean i know its definitely a thing but she just said she didnt have milk one time so she used a sweetened creamer and liked it so she started adding sugar

>>214391912
She went to the upstairs DR, didn't she?

>>214391916
she used creamer in her mac and cheese?
I'm gonna be sick

she BURPS
she POOPS
shes GROSS

>>214391988
SHE RIPS ASS

morgan is back. nerd cluster party in the hoh canceled

>>214392020
dont know how vince is going to juggle this. cause it'll probably turn into an hour plus convo and morgan gonna have another melty over it

really

holy fuck Ava might just kill herself

>>214391755
still cant believe this happened

>>214392065
he NEEEEEEDS to tell her to chill
every freakout from her make THE CHOICE much easier

>>214392081
>>214392088
>america i really need this money
shes so shameless lmao

>>214392065
whenever laurens tells vince she has something to tell him its always something ridiculous like how she found the perfect hide n go veto spot

keanu finally roasted him for the chips

>>214392121
zach refusing to give the gremlin money is just getting more and more based by the day

morgan melty she came out to vince and lauren laughing in the kitchen

>>214392183
MORGANS GONNA FREAK

she grabbed the m&ms they are lethal

>>214392189
She might wash everyone's sheets again just to have something to be in control of

kek is vince having a heart attack

vinces tummy is upset. guess that salad isnt sitting right

Now she's spazzing out about a comp from 20 years ago that she thinks they might do again

the chess club <3

>>214392260
faking an illness is womanly behavior, sad!

Morgan wants Vince to take off his pants immediately so he can put ice on his bum leg.

morgan saying they should only discuss things with the judges when it comes to speculating about thursday

i like how keanu gets over his butthurt and goes back to treating people as human beings. he got to say his peace to lauren and now he is enjoying a game of chess with her

They're being too weird

will WONT give a fuck about morgans spazzing

>>214392404
based well adjusted human

will is thinking about his chocolate drop right now

>>214392545
bro had his mental fast forward button smashed nonstop here

ava knows what kelley told her about ashley voting will out over keanu and she hates fakeness.

why didn’t they make the splatter in the have not room red like blood since it’s supposed to be a crime scene? it just looks like cum this way.

>feet zoom
lmfao

based Keanu saying this is a season full of idiots

lauren

>>214392788
is

>>214392794
boring

>no one was ugly this season
>talking to the ugliest creature in the cast
doing well ashley

keanu you better win block buster

You know what I’m saying?

it is what it is

I miss Rachel

imagine being a 33 yo gamer and a personal trainer dungeon master and being scared by 23yo little girl

>>214392998
same

>>214393017
>>214393076
wtf was her problem?

>>214393088
nothing. nothing was wrong with rachel she had no problems.

>>214393088
she was a 30+ year old vegas showgirl and comedian so

I miss tiff

the angel has returned

>>214393152
same

>>214393017
>>214393076
is it adhd or autism

>>214393224
fuck you

we need tiff and mickey on AS3

>>214393229
id ont know but i loved it

>>214393247
Tiff and Mickey will be on the season of all black women

everybody is calling you geek squad mcgee behind your back

>>214393251
member auras nips

>>214393251
that house and lighting makes them look grimy and oily

i hate box mac & cheese

>>214393264
can't wait for Tkor to get bullied hard

Lauren should lean forward with that blouse on

>>214393294
bb20 house was ugly. not the worst, but definitely uggo
it did have the rockwall and the jenga room which were neat though

Lauren (she's French aka black)winning Big Brother Season of Sistas

>>214393330
you mean lauren "dark skin? you ain't gonna win" domingue?

>>214391916
>creamer
What in the fuck?

>>214393353
shes a based black woman

>>214393385
liquid coffee creamer i assume

Lauren is my Pocahontas

>>214393443
No, I got that fine. It's just absolutely fucking disgusting and only confirms to me that Lauren's not all there.

She voted me out. She put me on the block.

>>214393152
same, anon

late night ghost stories with kelley and lauren

kelley live in a haunted barn

>>214393613
based tiff enjoyer

god bless you lauren

no escape from morgan tonight vince
you owe her a good fingering at a minimum

kelley schooling lauren on moon water

wtf

kelly set a bomb for 10 minutes while getting witch water

lauren is having so much fun she is so pure

>>214393875
based fruit head

what was she doing in the shower?

laurens doing spells

>>214393917
flicking her bean

keanu hasnt seen that in 63 days

>>214393998
CUTE!

Lauren is so adorable

>>214393653
she was robbed

they have all gone stir crazy

based kelley

kek vince

>>214393917
>>214393959

>>214394142
nice im making moon water right now too

Any new Kelcey tea?

>>214394086
thats kelley for ya

i have morgo fatigue

>>214394241
shes just winding up

>>214394086
can someone do the ghibli on them?

Motormouth...

WHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT? IN FINDING MR. RIGHT

morgan and ashley saying lauren dumb af for putting keanu up and not kelley
>like girl, you're a comp beast. you think people arent coming for you caue your are this sweet girl?

>>214394312
what more can she even say? humans should have a cutoff at a certain amount of words. you pass x amount congrats, you're mute for the rest of the week.

Imagine doing meth for a week with Morgan HOLY FUCK

>>214394365
>shes not strategic

i guess putting ashley, morgan and keanu up is not strategic

morgan is pulling vinny to talk with her and ashley
>ashley: but lauren is in there
>morgan: girl i dont give a fuck

lmao shes full schizo

>>214394387
she's definitely the type to go for uppers over downers I could see her blowing fat clouds for days while walking around in her bra and panties talking your ear off in between vidya and stimsex

god I need them to give morgan a really good zing

no escape vincenzo

no wonder she's a fucking streamer

jesus christ morgan read the yard

here's the thing
>here's the thing
here's the thing
>here's the thing
here's the thing
>here's the thing

>>214394450
this week either ashley or wont has to go cause zingbots material for them and ava will just be sleeping

Deep down Ashley actually believes she can still win jej

King fucking up hard with Vinny

>>214394524
kino as he is, he does have an issue with how he talks to people sometimes

why does morgan say his or her block lmao

>>214394561
idk but it drives me nuts

AVA AND KELLEY WERE TALKING ABOUT KEANU AND HE WALKED IN AND AVA SAID OH THERE'S KEANU AWKWARDLY

>i had kelley's back since week 1
>i never put her otb.. cause i was never hoh
>i never voted her out... cause she was never otb on eviction night

the king prepping to rest

I really want vince to end up in a scenario where he had to choose between lauren and morgan whether it be somebody to use veto on, choosing who to evict, etc.

>>214391239 (OP)
so who's most likely going home?

>>214394826
keanu if he loses blockbuster, ashley if not

>>214394832
its sorta looking like ashley might stay with a keanu blockbuster win. morgan and keanu both want ashley over will. they can probably get vince to keep her as well

>>214394842
yeah I also think will is gonna say he wants to be evicted if ashley loses blockbuster

>>214394802
oh THE CHOICE will be happening. everything is leading up to it.

>>214394627
i like caps of the house

holy fuck ava

>>214394924
She already dug a hole for herself, then decided to double down by calling Rachel a cunt.

>>214394924
couldn't have happened to a more fitting player

>>214394945
oh shit she did? lmao

Morgan is so schizo possessive she can't stand people liking Lauren more than her. She has this fixation on being Kelley's bestie once she got to jury

>>214394992
https://x.com/6th__avenue/status/1965034898584125643

HAMMY TIME

>>214395003
noticed that too. she asked ashley if she thought ava like kelley more than her and was shocked when ashley said "probably"

I was sure they were going in based on the hug but nope, mince waltzed right back to the hammock

night vision lauren

WEASEL IS OVER MOTORMOUTH'S 5 AM METHMOUTH PESTERING

>>214395068
oh lordy she's going to say the exact same shit for hours

HE IS SO OVER IT LEL PROB MISSING KELSEY RN

MORGAN IS MENTALLY ILL

>>214395091
It’s almost over Vinny, just push through a couple more weeks.

>>214395110
put the phone down and take a valium kelsey

vince saying keeping will could be good because that'll be a duo pair with ava they can throw up and boot ava

>>214395125
Relax famiglio it's all in good fun

>>214395129
i see both of them as equally useless but will is less annoying

>>214395161
Vince in the egg costume should be finding Pepe's eyes

>>214395110
need vince to take the money and run from both those hoes

>>214395175
ashley is relatively more dangerous but fwankly in the grand scheme it makes little difference which of the them goes this week. the other is a dead hg walking unless they go full crapshoot with the hohs

Morgan just “sack tapped” Vinny

>>214395213
gotta maintain dominance yo

She put me on the block

litchurally
>litchurally
litchurally
>litchurally
litchurally
>litchurally

id laugh if vince gets final 2 and loses by 1 vote

Does Vince deserve the win just for putting up with this for 3 months?

>>214395314
pro deserves whatever the 2nd place money is at a minimum

>>214395312
>three weeks before finale, "I don't need his vote"
>loses by 1 vote
many such cases

i really wish he would tell her to shut up and let him talk? she just cuts him off when he starts talking and he says nothing.

>>214395368
Vince is the type of cuck to get pegged, of course he does that.

Morgan, when she was younger, used to have a bad habit of bottling stuff up and then exploding

>>214395408
no one cares morgo shut upppppppppppppp

>this is how i am in real life
yikes

total morgan death

Morgan is so fucked in the head she treats Vince like they have been together for 40 years and she has his severed nuts in her handbag. What a crazy bitch.

>>214395469
it's insane. she's insane. idk if she's bunny boiler crazy but i wouldn't be surprised at all

YOU WEREN'T APPROPRIATELY DISTRAUGHT THAT I WAS ON THE BLOCK

oh my god she's still on this

I'd eat lauren's poop

4 more hours of this till bedtime vince :)

>Don't worry Vince I don't want to be up all night again either
Already dragging him to 2 am with no end in sight

he hasn't even got a crumb of pussy for all of this

i can't believe this "you need to be mad and target your #2 because she put me on the block"

She knows she is sounding crazy rn and trying to walk it back a bit but she can't help continue talking

>the star of the show
Vince I.....

dr saved him again lol

give morgan an edible grod what are you even doing tonight
or some booze at least

Imagine Lauren was a night owl too and would constantly walk out to interrupt her with her airheaded horseshit fuck that would have been so kino imagine the seethe

kek production played "you are not allowed to talk about your diary sessions" but cut off "with other houseguests" because she's talking to the cameras

OH GOD NOW SHE'S TALKING TO US

>>214395652
OH N-

>>214393613
I enjoyed tiff but she gives off the vibe that her poop is bad so you know

gamers rise up

>being a gamer is one of the coolest things i do
>i cant wait to see vinnys reaction to what i do

yeah streaming is definitely her perfect career
nowhere else could her yapping ability be fully utilized like this

We are blessed to get our own Morgan Monologue

Candy Crush and Farmville trained her well amirite fellow gaymurz

ASK ME ABOUT ME

How tf does Vince stand this

god this bitch fucking sucks

She is so nuts. Yeah, I bet his gf is gonna love you.

>>214395748
Dude cool it with the antisemitism

America’s Most Exhausting Player

She can't stop talking about Vince for 5 minutes. She's going to kill him if he leaves her.

>I love doing just chatting streams on Twitch
You don't say

LMAO

>>214395785
the crashout if he picks lauren over her is going to be legendary

Imagine Vince just goes to bed after DR and she is up until sunrise talking to a camera that is not broadcasting

>>214395804
THE CHOICE

kek she's been talking the whole time hasn't she?

stacking comp is iconic?

She has completely lost it

she's so far up her own ass oh my goodness

kek they need to cast streamers more often, they're fucking nuts and active players

kek they switched cams again

STOP IT MAKE HER STOP STOP STOP NO NONONONONONONO

>there's no big brother video game
There is a gameboy advance big brother game morgon

she's a gamer girl! a competitor! she believes in herself!

>telling it to the world
Yes, Morgan. /tv/ and some reddit catladies are the world. Also Vince coming back... confirmed masochist.

vince watched feeds at 2am. one of us.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED??????????

>>214396008
no there isn’t

>>214396038
He mentioned star of the show about an hour ago....

>>214396008
Big Brother: The Game [PC] (2000, Germany)
Big Brother: The Game 2 [PC] (2001, Germany)
Big Brother: The Game [PC] (2001, UK)
Big Brother: The Game 2 [PC] (2002, UK)
Big Brother Game [Sky Gamestar] (2002, UK)
Big Brother Brasil [PC] (2002, Brazil)
Grande Fratello - Il Gioco [PlayStation 1/PC] (2003, Italy)
Big Brother Brasil 3D Online [PC] (2003, Brazil)
Casa dos Artistas 3D [PC] (2004, Brazil)
Big Brother: The DVD Game [DVD] (2005, UK)
Big Brother: All Stars [Mobile] (2007, USA)
Big Brother 10 [Mobile] (2009, USA)
Big Brother: Cornhole Game [Mobile] (2011, USA)
Big Brother: The Game [Mobile] (2020, Ireland/International)
Big Brother UK: The Game [Mobile] (2023, UK)

sexo

don't invite her wake you up what are you doing

>>214396175
Vince is one of those fags who is easily controlled by women. I bet once he got with Kelsey he dropped all his long time friends while she monopolized all his time and micromanaged his life. Probably why he is so eager to brodown with Keanu despite his huffing and puffing about him to others. He hasn't had the opportunity to chat shit about skateboarding etc with bros for years because of Kelsey and soon to be Morgan. Vince is a bitch.

>>214392165
twitterfags are now apologizing to zach for not using his power and are calling him a hero for not giving the hobbit $10k

>>214396195
you're probably right and some men need that kind of woman, but i get a vibe from vince that he hates it and doesn't know how to escape because he's so beaten down

I'm tapping out lads, pls update the thread if anything kekworthy or interesting happens

>>214396254
night bro

>chat shit
Oi let's fookin chat shit you fookin bellend innit duhhhh doyeee I'm a bong
So unlikable

Morgan spiraling hard is so fucking kino, I don't care what you guys say. This shit is so funny and insane

>>214396254
night babe

>>214396301
Vince cutting morgon at f3 would be kino television

>>214396301
And this is what she's like after using the veto on herself. If she didn't come off the block, she would be ultra seething and dooming at Vince over Lauren.

are they sloppily making out in the beds or something? gib feeds

>>214396301
it is, i actually think she's fascinating because i have the good fortune of not knowing anyone like her.

>>214396317
no no final 4 choosing lauren over her. at final three she'll just pope cope that he knew he couldn't beat her. final 4 would be a dagger.

>>214396370
Insider here. The nightly production orgy is happening out in the lawn. They did allow morgon to use a dildo while she watches this time.

>>214396434
feeds would be so much more kino if he'd just get it over with and cheat but instead we're gonna be robbed of it while he gets edged for hours by Morgan while she simultaneously spills her heart out about game and stream and her childhood friends and what she ate that day

>>214396482
*in the jury house

Rylie told so many people so many different things.

i miss rylie posting

KELSEY TALK

ABORT CONVO VINCE
ABORT

I don't give a fuck, I fuckin love the fuck outta yew /bb/, it's yew and me against the wurld baby, I'munna marry yew whether y'want to or not, no fake motherfuckers /bb/

wait what happened

>>214396547
IN THE FUCKING GROUND KAT

the DR has definitely cucked us out of the cheatmance doing anything in the house with how they've brought it up so much to both vince and morgan

>>214394924
Took long enough

>>214396557
kat is with child

>>214396581
Would have made this season such kino and saved it after the hag going

Do you guys remember the time kat was horny so she was rubbing her crotch on the side of the bed?

>>214396547
okay <3

>>214396611
Idk I'm enjoying Morgan having a clear mental crisis

>>214396557
just mince gaslighting themselves and us that there's totally nothing romantic about their relationship you guys

>>214396581
it could still take off. i legit thought they were going to kiss goodnight yesterday with how they were stalling and staring at each other.
they're both full of shit saying it's nothing and vince's "kelsey is the least jealous person" is laughable

Imagine Morg's crazy lady pussy marinating over you for two months waiting to fuck

When Vince finally p's in v's it's gonna be fireworks

>>214396645
same. i'm curious how much worse she can get.

i guess they found the spell shit?
>they ran out, placed them, looked at the moon, and ran back

>>214396826
they're sending the house some power rn

>>214396839
Leah's thicc butt smells like flowers

no one doing their dishes would piss me the fuck off

>>214396885
>>214396885
>>214396885
it's a little early but might as well see if we can keep it alive for the morning while these 2 are still up