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Anonymous No.214391832 >>214391973 >>214392019 >>214392224 >>214392350 >>214393967 >>214394351 >>214394379 >>214394560 >>214394809 >>214395108 >>214395210 >>214395379 >>214396308 >>214397442
I dont get it, they were all ugly and none of them were good?
Anonymous No.214391973 >>214393999
>>214391832 (OP)
Angel eyes is definitely the worst of the bunch
Anonymous No.214392019 >>214392056 >>214392206 >>214392745
>>214391832 (OP)
Watch the movie, you worthless zoomer faggot.
Anonymous No.214392056
>>214392019
zoomers don't understand heightened reality they'd never make it
Anonymous No.214392178
Best civil war movie
Anonymous No.214392206 >>214392256 >>214394761
>>214392019
>Watch the movie
no
kys
Anonymous No.214392224
>>214391832 (OP)
Its about whats inside.
Silly anon
Anonymous No.214392256
>>214392206
you can do it it's only 360 tiktok reels
Anonymous No.214392350 >>214392488
>>214391832 (OP)
The ugliest one is considerably more attractive than the most attractive zoomer """""sex symbols"""""
Anonymous No.214392488 >>214392559
>>214392350
blatant lie from someone ugly as sin
Anonymous No.214392559 >>214392628
>>214392488
lol triggered
Anonymous No.214392628 >>214392681
>>214392559
>lying intensifies
Anonymous No.214392681 >>214392732
>>214392628
lmao
Anonymous No.214392732 >>214394594
>>214392681
>cherry picking desperately
Anonymous No.214392745
>>214392019
Why would i watch a movie?
Anonymous No.214393967
>>214391832 (OP)
>prime Eastwood
>ugly
Man was pure fucking sex.
Anonymous No.214393999 >>214394728 >>214394746
>>214391973
>angel
>bad guy
Are you sure? I’ve never seen the film, but the name says you are probably wrong
Anonymous No.214394351 >>214395107
>>214391832 (OP)
why does the one on the left have a blanked draped over his shoulder? wouldn't he get too hot in the desert?
Anonymous No.214394379 >>214394617 >>214394877
>>214391832 (OP)
These 3 were all in their 20-30 at the time of filming btw.
Anonymous No.214394560
>>214391832 (OP)
Agreed.They should have called it The Beard, the 'Tache and the Stubble.
Anonymous No.214394570 >>214395073
The Man With No Name is supposed to be the good guy but he's kind of just an asshole
Anonymous No.214394594
>>214392732
then post examples of you "sex symbols" and let's see
Anonymous No.214394617 >>214394782 >>214394877
>>214394379
Was there something in the water back then or something
Anonymous No.214394728
>>214393999
I think it's mostly because he does a bad job and has to kill two of his employers
Anonymous No.214394746
>>214393999
>I’ve never seen the film
such a valuable opinion you gave us then.
Anonymous No.214394761
>>214392206
yeah, you'd probably have a meltdown having to watch a 3 hour movie.
Anonymous No.214394782 >>214394795
>>214394617
No, it's what wasn't in the water actually.
Anonymous No.214394795
>>214394782
So the thing in the water nowadays is making people look younger? Sounds like a great improvement
Anonymous No.214394809 >>214395102
>>214391832 (OP)
I'm still pissed the G*rman translation translates the movie title to "Two Glorious Scoundrels"
TWO. You had ONE job.
Anonymous No.214394877 >>214394916
>>214394379
van cleef was 40 and wallach was about 50. also, dirt and makeup, since people in the old west naturally looked like shit and didn't bathe much.
>>214394617
no, but there is now. microplastics. probably explains why zoomers like like they're 12.
Anonymous No.214394902
I dont get it who was the ugly one
Anonymous No.214394916 >>214395101 >>214395582
>>214394877
Then we should put more microplastics in the water to make people look younger
Anonymous No.214395073
>>214394570
perhaps him not killing innocent people is giving him away
Anonymous No.214395101 >>214395200
>>214394916
honestly, I'm all for that. especially girls. they should all look like they're 10 their whole lives. what a paradise.
Anonymous No.214395102
>>214394809
I guess Angel Eyes is just a scoundrel
Anonymous No.214395107
>>214394351
its a poncho, they wear it to keep the dust off their clothes. Its very thin.
Anonymous No.214395108 >>214395198 >>214395298
>>214391832 (OP)
Aura farming: the movie
Anonymous No.214395198 >>214395223 >>214395227
>>214395108
that's like all westerns.
Anonymous No.214395200
>>214395101
Especially the boys
Anonymous No.214395210
>>214391832 (OP)
All i know is that the good one was Van Cleef
Anonymous No.214395223 >>214395271
>>214395198
I don't get these western movies. If you're going to shoot, just do it. Why do the hover hand and wait?
Anonymous No.214395227 >>214395271
>>214395198
I enjoy plenty of westerns but it's especially egregious here.
Anonymous No.214395271 >>214395473
>>214395223
because its fun. like anime samurai duels where they're both holding their katanas sheathed and then quickdraw and 1-shot each other. It builds a lot of tension and then there's a big finish.
>>214395227
its kino, egregious aside
Anonymous No.214395298
>>214395108
what a stupid term. it's called building tension.
Anonymous No.214395379
>>214391832 (OP)
Single best movie ever
Anonymous No.214395473
>>214395271
>its kino
It picked up steam big time in the second half and Tuco became surprisingly fun to watch despite me thinking he was gonna be obnoxious, solid 8/10
Anonymous No.214395582 >>214395601 >>214395666
>>214394916
Isn't it completely fucking fertility rates tho?
Anonymous No.214395601
>>214395582
doesn't matter. too many people anyway.
Anonymous No.214395666
>>214395582
Depopulation is a good thing chud
Anonymous No.214396308
>>214391832 (OP)
Blondie - Chaotic Good
Angel Eyes - Lawful Evil
Tuco - Chaotic Neutral
Anonymous No.214397442
>>214391832 (OP)
Clint is gorgeous though, those eyes pierce my soul