Thread 214395224

If this asshole had went home at 5 like a regular person instead of staying late till 10mp like a corporate asshole, this whole company eould have beautifully collapsed the next day.

nobody in finance goes home at 5 lil bro

>>214395829
i do

>>214395224 (OP)
>THIS IS IT.
>I AM TELLING YOU
>THIS IS IT!

>>214395845
please stop stop shouting sir, you're making some people around the table feel unwell

smoke it all. today.

>graduate
>get job in city
>first day
>gets to 5pm
>grab coat
>"where you going anon?"
>"my hours are 9 to 5..."
>"nobody leaves until 10pm"
>people literally sit at their desk doing nothing until 10pm every day just to not be the first one to go home
>get home at 11pm
>wake up at 7am
>repeat

>>214395829
Is it really?

>>214396476
Do Americans really?

>>214396476
What a bunch of dweeb losers.

>Big Finance movie/show
>Never mention jews

>>214395829
I'm an IT in a brokerage firm and I go home at 430 I clock in at 7 though

>>214395224 (OP)
I don't get why would this cause a collapse of the whole financial system
>all their bonds are soon to become worthless and they won't have any money to pay for their debts they took to buy these bonds
>they sell them as cheap as possible to various different companies
>all these companies go bankrupt because ???
if these compaines have good assets why would they collapse from a couple of shit bonds (remember they only bought a portion of them)? and if these companies already had shit bonds they'd've collapsed anyway regarldess of what jeremy irons ordered

>>214396476
Are you japanese?

>>214397279
They did not cause the collapse, they just started it.
they all have shit bonds. it is not one firm that has bad assets, it is one firm that realizes first that there are too many shit assets and gets rid of their own asap. the other firms were minimally more burdened, but they would have struggled anyway.

>>214395224 (OP)
For some reason Jeremy irons walks in and shakes the hand of an extra that does speak and isn't heard from again. For some reason that sticks with me. Didn't acknowledge any of the actual players. Just a fucking extra

>>214397265
you're backoffice, that's different

>>214397402
keep the people on their toes. they think they are under your radar, but then you turn your judging gaze on them. makes them feel important but also puts them on the defense.
at the same time, people who think they are important, ignore them. put them down a peg. let them ponder if they fell from grace and this was a slight or if this was just a lapse.
Laws of Power 43 and 54

>>214395224 (OP)
Ironically if he'd just gone home and ignored the danger and the company collapsed, all of them would have gotten unemployment and landed on their feet. They were all blackballed after selling the worthless securities to nearly every other firm, so even with their bonuses it would be a long time before they could reenter the world of finance again.

>>214397279
They were selling bundled mortages and hey, everyone pays their mortage, right?
Wrong.

>>214397444
lmao my bosses boss who i barely interact with ever did this to me today. he barely even acknowledges me, mostly just a nods respectfully towards me kind of thing, but today he came up to me desk and asked me how i was and shook my hand. freaked me the fuck out, i thought he was about to can me or something. immediately put me on the defensive and i asked if everything was ok
fucking cunt probably knew exactly what he was doing and it worked

>>214398979
Lol he probably did. As long as you learn from it, you didn't lose. Now you know how it goes down and you can act cool the next time a big boss does it

>>214399054
That’s why every morning I’ve started going in the bathroom and wiping my ass with my barehand. Now when someone tries to throw me off my game with some powerplay handshake bullshit, I know they have my shit on their hands. Gives me leverage. I also make my employees smell my fingers to keep them submissive.

>>214399176
Ha Ha that's hilarious anon

>>214399203
I’m not joking. Been doing it for 11 years. You probably have had my fecal matter on your hand. Look me in the eyes after knowing that and tell me I didn’t win. Pretty hard to do with my shit on your hands. Boom. Checkmate. Around the office they call me the BrownDozer, because I shit them up and then close them down.

>>214397265
How much do you make broski?

>>214395224 (OP)
Did his buddy really get fired?

>>214399243
Ha ha ha

This is too funny - mind if I save it?

>>214395829
>lil bro
You don't work in finance, you bottom of the barrel cuck zoomer.

>>214395829
>managing director asks for edits to slide deck at 4:45

>>214399290
Go ahead and use this training video too. I use it for all my mentees.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM_dT5VMI

>>214395829
I do, last race is usually around 4:00 p.m.

>>214399329
When your president junior senior associate partner wants you to short the sterling pound index mortgage fund but you have a sushi served on a Japanese hooker meeting with Gecko at 5:00. Amirite fellow investment banker bros?

>>214396476
kek, my sister was a trainee in the states for a year and said nobody goes home until the boss does, but since her real boss and department was in Europe, she just told him to go fuck himself whenever he demanded that she stay at the office longer