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Anonymous No.214404908 >>214404942 >>214405049 >>214405074 >>214408501 >>214410658 >>214417831 >>214423343 >>214424647 >>214428706
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Anonymous No.214404942 >>214404962 >>214404969 >>214405095 >>214410682
>>214404908 (OP)
dexter more like...
sexter

>vince laughs
Anonymous No.214404951 >>214404976 >>214406742 >>214411854
Anonymous No.214404962
>>214404942
Anonymous No.214404969 >>214414580
>>214404942
But he doesn't sex anymore. His son does eat enough pussy to get throat cancer though.
Anonymous No.214404976
>>214404951
Hannah was the best /dex/ girl
Anonymous No.214404998 >>214405018 >>214406791
Anonymous No.214405018
>>214404998
>If I hide behind this tree they won't know I'm here
Anonymous No.214405049
>>214404908 (OP)
I forgot what scene was Dexter mocking there.
Anonymous No.214405074
>>214404908 (OP)
Coming soon: Michael C. Hall in a new live action version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Anonymous No.214405095 >>214405483
>>214404942
Sexter Moggin.
https://youtu.be/Osq5J-knwYg
Anonymous No.214405112 >>214407774 >>214414253 >>214419356 >>214423566
>here's the kid I was telling you about
Anonymous No.214405198 >>214405345
Doakes looks like he'd racially abuse you and call you a cracker
Anonymous No.214405207 >>214405516 >>214407033 >>214407321 >>214418173
Dex bros... is it wise for a serial killer to have a band?

https://youtu.be/6-rRljJ2ZWY?list=RD6-rRljJ2ZWY
Anonymous No.214405256 >>214405283
>>214405175
No, what did YOU mean by this?
Anonymous No.214405283
>>214405256
Does that poster possibly fit the code
Anonymous No.214405345
>>214405198
He looks like he could be lowtiergod’s dad so that checks out
Anonymous No.214405375 >>214405420 >>214405765 >>214424245
Anonymous No.214405420 >>214405765
>>214405375
>some writer thought this was hilarious
Anonymous No.214405463 >>214405485 >>214405494 >>214405545 >>214405598 >>214405679 >>214407511 >>214416649
Why didnt he eat her pussy?
Anonymous No.214405483 >>214411804
>>214405095
i really fucking wish they didn't kill brian because it could have been ultimate fucking kino
(the books are pretty good by the way, in the first one brian does not die but they dont team up either)
Anonymous No.214405485
>>214405463
Because she didn't consent to kissing her on the mouth first
Anonymous No.214405494
>>214405463
It was too gaped after having that kid.
Also she didn't want to get involved with a nice guy so that bitch got DROPPED
Anonymous No.214405516 >>214405539
im not gay...

BUT

>>214405207
>him in a band
gay
>him in dexter
hot
Anonymous No.214405539
>>214405516
t.gayboi
Anonymous No.214405545 >>214405564 >>214405793 >>214425108
>>214405463
They really hammered home he loves doing that, my two take away from Harrison Morgan this season are
1, Hates murder
2, LOVES eating pussy
Anonymous No.214405554 >>214410773
Anonymous No.214405564
>>214405545
I knew he was a bitch when he was being whiney as fuck during New Blood when he dad cooked him a big boy breakfast everyday, and the mayor of the town loved him.
Anonymous No.214405575 >>214405816 >>214413913 >>214416682
It's up

https://youtu.be/IU4o9jOBCoo
Anonymous No.214405598 >>214405677
>>214405463
>i want to fuck my friend who i work with
>o guess she doesnt want to fuck me but actually maybe she does?
>o no im fucking this random blond chick
Harrisons story starting promising but just turned into shitty wish fulfillment crap like the later seasons of the OG show.
If Resurrection continues I hope they just retire Harrison, Dexter doesn't need a Robin.
Anonymous No.214405677 >>214405713 >>214405714
>>214405598
Feel like the plot thread with Elsa and the landlord and the mold was supposed to be resolved in some way at the end of the season, but the scene/s got cut for pacing reasons or something. So instead those characters just disappear
Anonymous No.214405679
>>214405463
Screw her. She's happy to raise a mystery man's child but won't give Harrison anything.
Anonymous No.214405713 >>214405877
>>214405677
Are you retarded? The exact moment you've screencapped IS the resolution
Anonymous No.214405714
>>214405677
>Feel like the plot thread with Elsa and the landlord and the mold was supposed to be resolved in some way at the end of the season
It was? Harrison got his dad to threaten to kill the landlord and he fixed the house and that also served as the catalyst for Dexter and Harrison fully bonding again
Anonymous No.214405750 >>214416162 >>214423388
Anonymous No.214405765 >>214405824
>>214405375
>>214405420
This scene was where everyone finally started loving her because the autistic cover cracked.
Anonymous No.214405793 >>214405899
>>214405545
So is that an upgrade or downgrade from Dexter? What would the Code say about this?
Anonymous No.214405806 >>214416162
Anonymous No.214405816 >>214405840
>>214405575
Where's the 1bet ads in the webm.
Anonymous No.214405824
>>214405765
was she supposed to be autistic?
i skipped all the scenes that blessing or dexter wasn't in lol
Anonymous No.214405840 >>214422718
>>214405816
Anonymous No.214405877 >>214405903 >>214405910 >>214405927
>>214405713
It kind of works as such, but I would have included at least 1 scene, or just a shot within a montage or something, showing or telling us that the mold has been taken care of and Elsa's kid is healthy again
Anonymous No.214405899 >>214406378
>>214405793
Harry would have to sit in and judge I guess. I really hope he learns Dex has ghost relatives running round his head at some point.
Anonymous No.214405903
>>214405877
Jesus christ dude, you don't think these shows have enough long-winded exposition and handholding as it is?
Anonymous No.214405910
>>214405877
would be funnier if they included a scene of slimer coming out of the mold and killing them and then we get a whole season of the shows main villan being slimer
Anonymous No.214405927
>>214405877
>or just a shot within a montage or something, showing or telling us that the mold has been taken care of and Elsa's kid is healthy again
I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure I remember a scene in the hotel locker room where she comes up to Harrison and says yeah its fixed he's a lot better now after that.
Anonymous No.214405978
Anonymous No.214406060 >>214406231
Why did we never get the identity of this mystery killer? Did the writers just forget?
Anonymous No.214406125 >>214406230 >>214413290
>o Detective Batista who was warning us about Dexter Morgan is dead
>o look its the exact weapon that Dexter Morgan described as being the likely weapon used by the NY Ripper
>wow this room is a shrine to serial killers like the Bay Harbor Butcher
>odd the podium for the Bay Harbor Butcher is empty
>eh probably nothing...STAYIN ALIVE STAYIN ALIVE
Thats some extremely selective autism.
Anonymous No.214406230
>>214406125
Atleast she can tell when one jacket sleeve is shorter than the other. Shes very detailed like that.
A normal person could never notice by simply observing themselves in a mirror
Anonymous No.214406231
>>214406060
Quite clearly Brendan Frasier in The Whale
Anonymous No.214406261 >>214406430 >>214406550 >>214406584 >>214406603 >>214407414 >>214416727
>You know Dextah Morgawn ain't even really my hermano
>That bitch doesn't even like a good cubano
>Still chasing him from Miami
>Ya'll mothafuckas think I'm crazy
>But atleast they know I ain't lazy
Anonymous No.214406378 >>214406418
>>214405899
Why was there never a ghost Harry and ghost Debra arguing how dad was an asshole.
Anonymous No.214406418 >>214418310
>>214406378
Hell throw Brian into the mix as well it'd be a full on sitcom
Anonymous No.214406430 >>214406550 >>214406584
>>214406261
>lazy "WHAT!"
>new fade getting wavy
>check up on the ladies
>the butcher fucking hates me and my evil twin hades
>arrest fake gangsters like shady
>so dont contest the best and dont play me
Anonymous No.214406550
>>214406261
>>214406430
Anonymous No.214406553 >>214406590
is it just me, or did the first half of ressurection feel like New Blood S2, and then the second half felt like this hammy, direct-to-TV movie full of fanservice? you can mark the change when Harrison drops that single mom to bang crazy blonde #17. the first half was great for both Dexter and Harrison, but the second half felt like it kinda made Harrison a shallow side character instead of a second protagonist.
Anonymous No.214406584 >>214406677
>>214406261
>>214406430
Anonymous No.214406590
>>214406553
There was a Harrison spin off that was planned then cancelled after NB I'd assume the first part of Resurrection was based on that script.
Anonymous No.214406603 >>214406784 >>214406893
>>214406261
[chorus]
Dark Passenger stole his name
James Doakes stole his fame

[verse]
Maybe Mia also had a Code
No she was just a psychotic hoe
I thought the Club had some of my kin
Only me knows Gemini had a twin
I could have had a huge paycheck from Prater
I chose to rather be a horrorcore rapper
Anonymous No.214406677 >>214406687 >>214406720
>>214406584
Anonymous No.214406687
>>214406677
Anonymous No.214406720 >>214406734
>>214406677
writers must have been so happy they could shorten it to incel this time round
Anonymous No.214406734
>>214406720
Was Gareth really an incel like Prater said
Anonymous No.214406742 >>214407256
>>214404951
Harrison was lying about her death just to cause Dexter grief.
Anonymous No.214406784 >>214407368
>>214406603
>i could have had a huge payback from prater
>but i chose to be a a hardcore raper
Anonymous No.214406791 >>214406809
>>214404998
Imagine gently touching her boobs.
Anonymous No.214406809 >>214406834
>>214406791
gross
Anonymous No.214406834 >>214406875 >>214407171
>>214406809
I bet they're still soft, if a bit saggy.
Anonymous No.214406875
>>214406834
i dont wanna plow the plowed
Anonymous No.214406893 >>214407368
>>214406603
>horrorcore rapper
Anonymous No.214407033
>>214405207
Damn not bad
Anonymous No.214407171
>>214406834
swing low, sweet chariots
Anonymous No.214407189
HARRISON GF NIPPLES!
Anonymous No.214407256 >>214407292 >>214407363 >>214407770
>>214406742
I've actually had this thought too
there's no proof she's dead other than Harrison's word
maybe he just told Dexter that because he thought he might be a threat to her or something, they had just met after all
would be great if they could bring Yvonne back for a big surprise
Anonymous No.214407276 >>214407614 >>214409360 >>214428996
Anonymous No.214407292
>>214407256
yea but then they would kill her off at the end of the season though
Anonymous No.214407321
>>214405207
damn, he killed him, his twin, mocked him and stole his fit
Anonymous No.214407363 >>214414395 >>214419269
>>214407256
>would be great if they could bring Yvonne back for a big surprise
No it really wouldn't be.
Anonymous No.214407368
>>214406784
>>214406893
Whatever suits you but horrorcore rap is about murder and edgy stuff so it fits.
Anonymous No.214407414
>>214406261
Anonymous No.214407425 >>214408925 >>214409125 >>214419418
sex with deb
Anonymous No.214407511 >>214407547 >>214407673
>>214405463
what was the actual point of her character
Anonymous No.214407547
>>214407511
To get Angel in the kill room, that’s literally it. She disappears from the story and is replaced with blond girl immediately afterwards.
Anonymous No.214407614 >>214407693 >>214407715
>>214407276
not one joke about needing less bags for a small man
Anonymous No.214407673
>>214407511
to make you think Harrison would go for a single mom like his father did.
Anonymous No.214407693
>>214407614
the joke was in the number and size of the bags
Anonymous No.214407715 >>214408150
>>214407614
Missed opportunity. Much like he should have revealed that Gemini was 2 different people just to call Prater stupid for not figuring it out.
Anonymous No.214407770 >>214412697
>>214407256
What would her story be? Protecting Harrison?
Anonymous No.214407774
>>214405112
if you've seen how old high school kids in the 80s and 90s looked it's believable. The season 1 wig looked way worse.
Anonymous No.214408145
Was Prater a decent dude?
Anonymous No.214408150
>>214407715
Dexter drove there with his own UrCar and also Prater never used the phones to track where they are or even record conversations and shit. They could have found where Dexter lived or if listen in to the phones to figure out false identities or the phone could have recorded Dexter talking to the second Gemini twin.
Anonymous No.214408501 >>214408532 >>214408550
>>214404908 (OP)
reminder that Miami Metro had no security cameras in the mid 2000's
Anonymous No.214408532
>>214408501
They had but if there was no crime or crime scene, no one looked at them.
Anonymous No.214408550 >>214408730
>>214408501
Wait I just read "Miami" not "Miami Metro" lol but still I guess..
Anonymous No.214408575
Anonymous No.214408730 >>214409347
>>214408550
There were no security cameras inside the PD or outside the bay harbor butcher evidence tent
Anonymous No.214408925 >>214408946
>>214407425
Anonymous No.214408946
>>214408925
shes always dreaming for a creaming heheh
Anonymous No.214409125 >>214409998
>>214407425
>having sex
THIS IS AN INCEL BOARD
GTFO NORMIE
Anonymous No.214409347
>>214408730
I think in season 2 when Dexter has to get to the computer before they see him on his boat, he looks at the fire alarm spot where no camera is looking so supposedly there were cameras looking at something else but not that corridor.. Maybe he's just that good.
Anonymous No.214409360 >>214409641 >>214409867
>>214407276
why did he cum as he died?
Anonymous No.214409641 >>214409867
>>214409360
I had the same thought when I watched it lol
Anonymous No.214409733 >>214409824 >>214409932
I feel like they're gonna go through the serial killer files Dex stole really quickly, some type of montage in episode 1 where it just shows him taking them out without any real setup, perhaps maybe a full episode dedicated to one in particular then it'll be either him trying to track down Rapunzel or him trying to beat the NYPD getting to The Ripper
no way they have the time or budget to have full seasons of Dex going after everyone in those files
Anonymous No.214409824
>>214409733
I mean they cancelled Original Sin, Dexter also seems to grab viewers. They seem really invested, also bothered with famous actors when they could have hired nobodies.
Anonymous No.214409867
>>214409360
>>214409641
It was his ultimate fetish to be a serial killer victim.
Anonymous No.214409932
>>214409733
I wouldn't be surprised if the prediction is true where Dexter gets a job or becomes a consultant for NYPD or something. I don't think the Ripper will be ever mentioned again other as a quick side note. But not going to be a big bad or anything, just some nobody. Ofc any prediction could be wrong or right at this point because Res season 2 has not been written yet obviously.
Anonymous No.214409952 >>214410058
>Doakes: Dexter.. you one creep mothafucka. But come checkout this crime scene..

>Batista: Yes Hermano, and after we can get some cubanos
Anonymous No.214409998
>>214409125
this is a wincest board nigger
Anonymous No.214410058
>>214409952
Deb is modeled accurately with very little femine curves.
Anonymous No.214410589 >>214410666 >>214421117
Anonymous No.214410658 >>214410961 >>214411025
>>214404908 (OP)
Do you yhink our beloved Dexter threads will be nuked by the jannies like they used to back with Game of thrones
Anonymous No.214410666 >>214410766 >>214411725
>>214410589
It really bothers me when he gets all judgmental, man... He was a lot more neutral.
Anonymous No.214410682 >>214410747 >>214410773
>>214404942
Vince should come back and play a major role in the next season
Anonymous No.214410747
>>214410682
Maybe he was a serial killer all along. Something like 'The Throat Fuck Killer'
Anonymous No.214410766
>>214410666
Your post has summoned Evil Batista.
The evil twin will now be tracking Dexter throughout the thread
Anonymous No.214410773 >>214410980 >>214411696 >>214411880
>>214410682
>>214405554
Sorry dude but Masuka is too old and untalented to come back.
Anonymous No.214410961 >>214411208
>>214410658
Nah, /dex/ has been well-behaved, on-topic, and fertile for new memes.

But I do think they'll naturally lose steam after another few weeks when we get tired of speculating about the NY Ripper, which is ridiculous anyway since Don Framt is obviously an anagram for Daft Norm. That's right folks, Norm MacDonald shot this role in advance years ago before his death (he plays Norm), and let me tell you, the NY Ripper is a real jerk.
Anonymous No.214410980 >>214411124 >>214411196
>>214410773
Guess again anon...
THEY'RE CUMMING
Anonymous No.214411025
>>214410658
why they nuked /got/ ???
Anonymous No.214411124 >>214411167
>>214410980
Do they know
Anonymous No.214411167 >>214411219 >>214411483
>>214411124
One of them Knews
Anonymous No.214411196
>>214410980
/ourguys/
Anonymous No.214411208
>>214410927
>>214410961
Anonymous No.214411219 >>214411483
>>214411167
Anonymous No.214411483 >>214411916 >>214411997 >>214414604
>>214411219
>>214411167
half the precinct and matthews knew and agree with Dex but they kept quiet in front of Batista out of respect for Laguerta
Anonymous No.214411696 >>214429811
>>214410773
>Sorry dude but Masuka is too old and untalented to come back.
What's that bro? You think Masuka has just been sitting on his ass for the last decade bro?

While Quinn was destroying his body with drugs, Masuka was hitting THE GYM. While Quinn was falling asleep fucking club sluts, barely able to maintain an erection, Masuka was studying FORENSICS. And now that the world is on fire and the NY Ripper is at the gate, Autism Hag will have the audacity to come to Masuka for help.

Oh, did I say Masuka? Heh... you haven't even seen his final form.... GIGASUKA.
Anonymous No.214411725
>>214410666
He's always been judgmental since season 1, he's always had a conscience. And this is the first time he's surrounded by serial killers and have to listen to them brag about what they do.
Anonymous No.214411804
>>214405483
that last scene is too iconic too kino anything else biney would've done would pale in comparison
Anonymous No.214411854
>>214404951
Hannah vs Rita
who would win in a fight?
Anonymous No.214411880
>>214410773
Masuka > the whole miami precinct
fight me
Anonymous No.214411916 >>214412882
>>214411483
batista the only one not knowing is so fitting for his character but it kinda makes dexter look pathetic
Anonymous No.214411997 >>214412099
>>214411483
So all of MMPD killed Batista?
Anonymous No.214412099 >>214412352
>>214411997
teehee
Anonymous No.214412352 >>214412580
>>214412099
Anonymous No.214412560 >>214412623 >>214412704 >>214412887
>Hannah's death sounds shady
>Harrison stabs that kid in new blood
>Harrison break that other kid's arm in new blood
>Have no issue in watching Dexter killing Kurt in new blood other than having a panic attack when blood was touching his feet like when Rita died
>Harrison kills that dude in Resurrection
>Have absolutely no trouble disposing of his corpse in the most methodical and gruesome way that was taught to him
>obviously feels nothing for the coworker and tries to use her for his means in every opportunity
>wants to whack Bobby Baccalieri, almost does it

IT'S NOT TRUE DAD I'M NOT A PSYCHOPATH LIKE YOU I DON'T HAVE A DARK... DRIVER WAAAH WAAH eats hairy pussy

I would say there's a logic to it that he's faking it, but since I believe more in incompetence, I think the writers realized that New Blood's premise of passing Dexter's legacy onwards couldn't be done since the public wants to watch more Dexter and most people don't care about Harrison. So they must've decided he doesn't have a dark passenger after all.
Anonymous No.214412580
>>214412352
>look at that gee-wiz smile of his
Anonymous No.214412620 >>214412687 >>214412709 >>214412714 >>214412843
Wow. This was a pretty bad season ngl. 4/10 and I'm not even kidding.
Anonymous No.214412623 >>214413267
>>214412560
>I would say there's a logic to it that he's faking it, but since I believe more in incompetence, I think the writers realized that New Blood's premise of passing Dexter's legacy onwards couldn't be done since the public wants to watch more Dexter and most people don't care about Harrison. So they must've decided he doesn't have a dark passenger after all.
and thank god for that \o/
Anonymous No.214412687 >>214412890
>>214412620
Anonymous No.214412697
>>214407770
Genetic perfection.
Anonymous No.214412704 >>214412725 >>214412748 >>214412918 >>214413042 >>214413275
>>214412560
Feel free to use this as the official Harrisonface in future memes.
Anonymous No.214412709 >>214412890
>>214412620
Anonymous No.214412714 >>214412890
>>214412620
Anonymous No.214412725
>>214412704
no
Anonymous No.214412748 >>214412918 >>214413042 >>214413275
>>214412704
will do, thanks
Anonymous No.214412782 >>214412855 >>214414747
How long do you reckon it will take for next season?
2 years? 2027? Hope it's next year but shows nowadays take a million years to make.

Also Dex sex with astor is needed big time
Anonymous No.214412843
>>214412620
>Wow. This was a pretty bad season ngl. 4/10 and I'm not even kidding.
Anonymous No.214412855
>>214412782
it's out
Anonymous No.214412882
>>214411916
Batista is a fucking retard
Anonymous No.214412887
>>214412560
his Dark Passenger was born during the treadmill incident
Anonymous No.214412890 >>214413204
>>214412687
>>214412709
Sorry guys. It is what it is. The whole premise of serial killer get-together was pretty lame, with an even lamer execution. Besides all the small annoyances. It was full of fillers, and boring ones.
>uber driver family troubles
>harrison's girlfriend/friend
And the fucking dwarf. Also Batista's ending was pretty shit, almost comical.
>is released by dexter
>instead of minding the person with the gun, turns against him
>gets shot
LOL

Honestly, the show's whole handling of Batista was pretty terrible overall. The guy with 50 years of police experience doesn't know how to convince two detectives that the room covered in plastic was going to be used for a killing? The trope of making him out to be crazy was very low effort. Get the pictures of the cameras across the street ffs.
Very poor writing across the board.

>>214412714
>s.jpg
Anonymous No.214412918 >>214413042 >>214413275
>>214412704
>>214412748
Anonymous No.214413042 >>214413275
>>214412704
>>214412748
>>214412918
Anonymous No.214413204
>>214412890
it was rushed true but 4/10? and the shitty subplots were always there since the beginning of dexter not saying that's a good thing but it is what it is hopefully they'll drop em going forward but this season was one of the best
Anonymous No.214413207 >>214413319
Anonymous No.214413267 >>214413361
>>214412623
you have to capitalize the word "God"
Anonymous No.214413275 >>214413319
>>214412704
>>214412748
>>214412918
>>214413042
Anonymous No.214413290
>>214406125
>"Weird, there's this knife missing from it's pedestal from the throat slitting guy, this bag missing from its spot, this famous poisoner has only half of a tea set there, and something ten of the serial killer trophies on the walls came from Miami Metro Homicide. Huh, there's a dead retired captain from Miami Metro Homicide here who just happened to be an investigating officer during his career on ALL of these Miami homicides....I wonder what he could be doing here? Maybe he was illegally SELLING serial killer evidence to this weird midget that seems to like to collect serial killer trophies. Bay Harbor Butcher slides are missing too. I wonder if Batista had them too and was planning on selling them to Prater, and they fought about the price?"
It's not that hard, ya fucking mong.
Anonymous No.214413319
>>214413207
>>214413275
based mindtaker
Anonymous No.214413345
Anonymous No.214413361
>>214413267
Anonymous No.214413486 >>214413550 >>214413551 >>214414466
Do I have to rewatch the entire original series to enjoy Resurrection? I heard it retcons some things with the ending, also I've never seen New Blood or Original Sin and don't really want to if I don't have to.
Anonymous No.214413550 >>214413645
>>214413486
skip os
watch dex 1-8 + nb
if ur strapped for time watch 1-4 skip 3 if u hav to
but really you should watch it all (except os)
Anonymous No.214413551 >>214413645
>>214413486
YES. STOP FUCKING ASKING
Anonymous No.214413645 >>214413768
>>214413550

thanks fren

>>214413551

ok
Anonymous No.214413768
>>214413645
Anonymous No.214413865 >>214414131 >>214414240 >>214414466
should i watch dexter to be able to understand dexter new season?

t. retarded fucking bitch
Anonymous No.214413913
>>214405575
certified kino
Anonymous No.214413970
why did everyone suddenly forget how annoying the original Deb actress was
Anonymous No.214414119
Anonymous No.214414131 >>214414240
>>214413865
dear retarded fucking bitch;

Yes, you should.
Anonymous No.214414240 >>214414330
>>214414131
>>214413865

are you sure? should i rewatch dexter again or no?
Anonymous No.214414253
>>214405112
No one, not a singular person or your mother thought that was a kid.
Anonymous No.214414330 >>214414423
>>214414240
I never watched the original and followed along just fine. No need to watch it.
Anonymous No.214414374 >>214414423
weren't they literally promising a showdown with Batista 2 episodes ago?
what the FUCK happened?
Anonymous No.214414395
>>214407363
Yes it would if they want to give Dexter a closure ending
Anonymous No.214414423
>>214414374
>2 episodes ago
nigga the season ended last week. 2 episodes ago was 3 weeks ago

>>214414330
imagine being like this. why is it so hard to watch the original? I dont get it. there is no reason at all to do this other than... feeling part of something?
Anonymous No.214414466 >>214414521 >>214418049
>>214413486
>>214413865
New Blood is literally season 9 and Resurrection is literally season 10, the only difference is the gap in time between them and the setting. You technically could watch Resurrection and understand what's going on, but it would be like randomly watching the last 2 seasons of a show, and you miss out on all of the context. Original Sin is a prequel with different actors that's better to watch at the end or not watch at all, but it's a pretty solid show.
Anonymous No.214414521 >>214414553 >>214414608 >>214417960 >>214418049
>>214414466
No.
The plan was for Harrison to continue New Blood seasons with Dexter as a ghost around him.
Anonymous No.214414553 >>214414675
>>214414521
[citation needed]
Anonymous No.214414580
>>214404969
A snow plow ran over his dick in iron lake
Anonymous No.214414604
>>214411483
Nobody went to Doakes' funeral except his immediate family, LaGuerta, and Dexter, just because he was the Bay Harber Butcher. Even the people who agreed with what he supposedly did didn't have the balls to go show their respects? Pretty fucked up.
Anonymous No.214414608
>>214414521
fan backslash saved us from that shit. it would have been the end of the franchise.
Anonymous No.214414675 >>214414776 >>214415388
>>214414553
>The Scrapped Harrison Spinoff
>After New Blood aired, Showtime initially planned to move forward with a spinoff centered on Harrison. In February 2023, the network even announced a "second season of Dexter: New Blood" with Harrison in the lead role. However, those plans were eventually scrappedβ€”largely because Michael C. Hall agreed to return, shifting the creative direction back toward Dexter himself.

https://www.dexterdaily.com/2023/02/dexter-new-blood-renewed-for-season-2.html
Anonymous No.214414735 >>214415988
>someone else kills laguerta so dexter doesn't have to get his hands dirty again
>same thing happens to batista
Anonymous No.214414747
>>214412782
Resurrection was filmed and released all within this same year, with 4 months to spare. They know how to speed it up. The original series crammed 8 seasons into 6.9 years.
Anonymous No.214414776 >>214414956 >>214415495 >>214419477 >>214419497
>>214414675
why do execs think anybody would watch this shit? harrison is the most annoying part of new blood
Anonymous No.214414956
>>214414776
michael c hall was out of the picture. he was literally DEAD and his actor said he was done doing dex.

they wanted harrison to become the new dexter since the beginning of new blood, it was the very basic idea. but no one liked him, yes.

execs are fucking retarded. either women or old retards out of touch with everything
Anonymous No.214415248 >>214415421 >>214418316
>quinn knows dex is a killer and doesn't give a shit
>lundy knows dex is a killer and doesn't give a shit

Why are they so based bros?
Anonymous No.214415329 >>214416074
/ourguy/ tied the knot
Anonymous No.214415388
>>214414675
I guess we really dodged a bullet there, Harrison really can't carry the show. At least he's tolerable now as a side character since he reconciled with Dexter.
Anonymous No.214415421
>>214415248
Let's be real the whole show is a serial killer in a police department and nobody knew. Please.
Anonymous No.214415493
Don Brappppppfffrtttt/The New York Ripper
Anonymous No.214415495 >>214424829
>>214414776
It was the plan before New Blood came out. The entire season is clearly like a quasi pilot setting up a YA/teen show about Harrison. The tone was so off most of the time. But then everyone hated Harrison and it was scrapped.
Anonymous No.214415721 >>214415765
Season 2 spoiler
Anonymous No.214415765 >>214415936
>>214415721
Can wait for 2030ish when you can ask ChatGPT 40 to make you a custom tailored Dexter season

I would make it super insane, with young Dexter, Biney, robot doakes, moloch, etc.

AI will be crazy in some years
Anonymous No.214415936 >>214415976
>>214415765
>AI
Anonymous No.214415976 >>214415993 >>214416020
>>214415936
>he thinks art is inherently human and can't be indexed, quantified, understood and replicated by a really, really complex machine
of course you think of current AI and the retarded nightmare fuel videos, but I'm positive in the next 10 years the progress will be so insane that you'd be able to make a perfect season of Dexter with all the stuff you decide to do.

voices, music, camera angles, plot/writing styles, that can all be copied. and with enough time and technology you could pretty much simulate a perfectly charming michael c hall

in other words, with your ideas you are right now those farmers that opposted to machines.
Anonymous No.214415988
>>214414735
he literally can't keep getting away with it
Anonymous No.214415993
>>214415976
tldr
>FAGGOT
Anonymous No.214416020
>>214415976
>AI
>reddit spacing
>expecting me to read his post
Anonymous No.214416074 >>214416156
>>214415329
>>He knew.

That coward ran because he could handle the le pasion of Dexter.

Season 2 will be Dexirino tracking him down as a side story.
Anonymous No.214416156 >>214416357
>>214416074
he will die in the first 20 seconds of the first episode lol
Anonymous No.214416162 >>214416312
>>214405750
>>214405806
Quasimodo predicted all this you know.
Anonymous No.214416312
>>214416162
Anonymous No.214416357
>>214416156
Properly, at least to tie things up.
Anonymous No.214416649
>>214405463
Probably because it stunk like fish and hot garbage juice.
Anonymous No.214416682 >>214416801
>>214405575
Do you think he has a little custom tailor that makes his little suits, or does he shop at Kids Gap? Somebody post his best role, the one from Oz.
Anonymous No.214416688 >>214416956 >>214417046 >>214424847 >>214424898
Are the books worth a read?
Anonymous No.214416727
>>214406261
MC Puerco Cubano
Anonymous No.214416801
>>214416682
For Dinklage he can afford the tailor made stuff. All other midges though he wants to put them out of work so they gotta shop at the Kids Gap
Anonymous No.214416956
>>214416688
Which one?
Anonymous No.214417046 >>214417806 >>214418470 >>214421304
>>214416688
The first few are, but then they tank even harder than the TV show does after S4. The author seemed to suddenly decide to go on an extended LSD bender: For one The Dark Passenger is revealed to be related to the ancient god Moloch. Yup, that's right, Dexter has magic powers.
Anonymous No.214417542 >>214424950 >>214425118
Anonymous No.214417806
>>214417046
>Dexter has magic powers.
Makes sense
Anonymous No.214417831 >>214424935
>>214404908 (OP)
Jack Alcott is relentlessly handsome.
Anonymous No.214417960
>>214414521
Regardless of what they were planning to do, it's still a continuation of the story with lots of context needed, and Resurrection is still a continuation of New Blood.
Anonymous No.214418049 >>214418809
>>214414521
>>214414466
what happened to this dude? dropped plotline?
Anonymous No.214418173
>>214405207
It's so funny to me how irl MCH is naturally just some prissy theaterboy
Anonymous No.214418310
>>214406418
>Everyone is John but it's Harry, Deb, Brian, and Doakes all trying to get Dexter to kill (or not kill) a different person
Anonymous No.214418316
>>214415248
quinn knows better than to fuck around with a serial killer, his focus is self-preservation
lundy was waiting for dexter to incriminate himself
Anonymous No.214418346 >>214418548
RoboDoakes for season 2. He survived the blast undergoing changes. And he finds information about Angel La Passion from his metro friends. Masuka heheheh's and then sends him to New York for revenge.

Quinn just becomes an absolutely becomes a nothing burger character and tries to take Dexter down himself, and then I run out ideas looking a complete fucking idiot for this post.
Anonymous No.214418366 >>214418403
Anonymous No.214418403
>>214418366
Surprise dead, mother hermano.
Anonymous No.214418470 >>214421304
>>214417046
desu everybody hated that and the author took notice, so book 4 and onwards it isn't brought up or mentioned at all, he goes back to how Dexter was on the first books
Anonymous No.214418548
>>214418346
They could go full camp and follow the books
Anonymous No.214418667 >>214418848
Why did everyone age so badly in this show? It's honestly kinda hard to watch, seeing a bunch of ugly wrinkly geriatrics whose best days and popularity are behind them
Anonymous No.214418809
>>214418049
Big actor cameo
Anonymous No.214418848 >>214424880
>>214418667
Bro, the first season was filmed almost 20 years ago. People age.
Anonymous No.214419269
>>214407363
What if they got her tits out this time?
Anonymous No.214419356
>>214405112
looks like sam sulek
Anonymous No.214419418
>>214407425
wrong deb
Anonymous No.214419429
So, The New York Ripper was the friends we've made along the way.
Anonymous No.214419477
>>214414776
DEI hires
Anonymous No.214419497 >>214419790 >>214420013
>>214414776
Reminder they wanted a Hannah spinoff.
Somebody at Showtime seems to want to give the worst characters a spinoff for whatever reason.
Anonymous No.214419576 >>214419581
Anonymous No.214419581 >>214424178 >>214424993
>>214419576
>different voice
inb4 voice changer
really nigga?
Anonymous No.214419676
Anonymous No.214419790
>>214419497
Cuz Hannah is too busy riding my dick.
Anonymous No.214420013
>>214419497
Batista prequel show when?
Anonymous No.214420112 >>214420254 >>214421293 >>214424345
Anonymous No.214420254
>>214420112
>his new place is basically just this
Grim.
Anonymous No.214420366 >>214420384 >>214420448 >>214420575
So the next season is going to be about the nigger servant trying to kill Harrison while Dexter goes on a usa road trip to find fat ponytail dad as autismo cop and quinn manhunts dexter?
Anonymous No.214420384
>>214420366
Dexter teams up with Kevin Nash trying to solve the mystery of the summer of '92.
It's Lumen arc all over again
Anonymous No.214420448
>>214420366
Dex's road trip will be a montage, Harrison's time in cop college will be a montage, the show will have a time skip of 3 years and the story will just be back in NY. I bet my left nut on it.
Anonymous No.214420575
>>214420366
Dexter: Las Vegas would be fun. Every season a new city.
Anonymous No.214420706 >>214420984
>Hi, autism cop here, I'm sorry to inform you that your former captain Batista has died.
>What happened?
>We found him in a billionaire's vault full of serial killer memorabilia.
>How did he end up there? Why was he in New York to begin with?
>Well he was hellbent on proving that Dexter Morgan is the Bay Harbor Butcher
>btw he's alive and in New York, I met him personally and I was convinced that his son murdered a guy in the same manner as the BHB
>Do you think Dexter had anything to do with Batista's death?
>lol no
Anonymous No.214420984 >>214421112
>>214420706
Autism cop to Quinn:
>There was a strangely large amount of serial killer trophies and memorabilia in this vault that came from cases down there in Miami. It looks like Batista may have pilfered evidence to sell to this guy Prater for his collection. You were once a cop here in NYC. You wouldn't know anything about this, would you?
Now, THAT would be a neat twist if Quinn had indeed sold some serial killer items to Prater that he stole while on the job.
Anonymous No.214421112 >>214421294
>>214420984
I agree, honestly anything to take it in a different direction because Quinn chasing Dexter alone and dying like everyone else would be so annoying.
There's more than enough here to open an official investigation if someone bothers to connect the dots. I feel like Dexter is way too casual in the ending, he has no clue what Batista told the NYPD and doesn't seem to care what it's gonna look like when the news breaks in Miami.
Anonymous No.214421117
>>214410589
That's always the problem with "protagonists without emotions". Dexter, Geralt, Spock etc always start off giga autistic but then get slightly humanized/normified as time goes on
Anonymous No.214421293
>>214420112
Dexbros... The cuckstoel...
Anonymous No.214421294
>>214421112
There's been constant bitching about how the blood slides are gone from the pedestal and how that would be a hint about Dexter being the BHB, yet so were several other items. Same as the files. A bunch of serial killer files are gone, but at least half a dozen remained on the floor.
Seeing as how there were at LEAST six different serial killers from Miami represented in the vault, including an empty pedestal for the BHB slides, offhand it would look like Prater was expecting to put the slides on the pedestal, and had been collecting an unusual amount of serial killer stuff from Miami. Batista being dead in the vault would make me think that Batista was the connection between Prater's collection and Miami.
I hate to shit on Batista like that, but he now looks like a dirty cop feeding Prater's serial killer fetish for money who retired after swiping the BHB blood slides with plans to sell them to Prater for a huge chunk of money.
Still, Prater got all that Miami killers memorabilia from somewhere. Quinn would not be above swiping old evidence from dead cases and selling it for money. It fits his character.
Anonymous No.214421304 >>214421391
>>214417046
>>214418470
and are the overall stories the same as in the show?
Anonymous No.214421391
>>214421304
No.
Anonymous No.214422718
>>214405840
pure cinema
Anonymous No.214422799
>kill harrison
>wait for dexter to die
>then quit and blackmail prater
Thats all she had to do but for some reason she had to go full scorched earth immediately upon learning prater had a file on her. Not sure how she expects to get the money for her moms treatment now that prater is dead and theres going to be a huge investigation into everything related to the serial killer cult.
Also wouldn't she want to get that file on her?
Anonymous No.214423343 >>214423528 >>214423634
>>214404908 (OP)
Watching season 3… honestly this show has gotten kinda subversive.

>Neo-Nazi villain
>Dexter advocates for the liberal defence lawyer
>Deborah racemixes
>Pro-Euthanasia
Anonymous No.214423388
>>214405750
DIDJA HAFF TO READ FER DAVID?
Anonymous No.214423528
>>214423343
At least there are brown main villains to balance it out.
Anonymous No.214423566
>>214405112
kids don't look real anymore. hulking 6 foot 3 motherfuckers calling their moms for rides home
Anonymous No.214423634 >>214424318 >>214424437 >>214424523 >>214426393
>>214423343
season 3 was so bad
>"ey dexter let's go kill some putos mi amigo" every episode
>miguel and dexter help the nazi escape with no repercussions
Anonymous No.214424178
>>214419581
no wonder the police got fooled by the freebo voice
Anonymous No.214424245 >>214424357 >>214424391
>>214405375
Accurate representation of autism. Can't wait to find out she got molested as a kid while that shit was playing
Anonymous No.214424318 >>214424335 >>214424523
>>214423634
Yeah, I’m just enjoying this whole Dexter and Miguel thing at all desu. Dexter works best as a character when he’s on his own imo, and he really doesn’t have any chemistry with Miguel at all.
Anonymous No.214424335
>>214424318
*Not enjoying

I’m just getting through it so I can get to the Trinity arc. I hear that’s really good
Anonymous No.214424345
>>214420112
isn't this ritas house?
Anonymous No.214424357
>>214424245
what are the odds they just never address it
Anonymous No.214424391
>>214424245
That song is the mk ultra trigger of the moloch lady.
Anonymous No.214424437
>>214423634
>season 3 was so bad
WELL THEN FUCK YOU
Anonymous No.214424523
>>214423634
>>214424318
Isn't the chemistry supposed to be awkward at least until Dexter warms a bit and it takes at least half a season, because he's supposed to be a sperg/schizoid type who prefers to have little to no friends? He prefers to keep everyone just on the associate or colleague level.

I like season 3 but I get how it's just a filler season in a way that nothing is really "bigger than life" and it's mostly about Dexter's personal relationships and he has no serious threats because no Doakes and FBI or no one else seriously suspects him of anything.
Anonymous No.214424647
>>214404908 (OP)
why is Dexter doing a cute face?
Anonymous No.214424829
>>214415495
YA = Young Aryan
Anonymous No.214424847
>>214416688
everything up until dexter by design they are better than the show but they fall off hard after that
Anonymous No.214424880
>>214418848
imagine when zoomers find out they are gonna die...
Anonymous No.214424898 >>214425101
>>214416688
apparently, it was all real
Anonymous No.214424935
>>214417831
just stfu already
Anonymous No.214424950 >>214425097
>>214417542
>hey Rita, this is the perfect moment for me to return the favour
Anonymous No.214424993
>>214419581
like the actual Ripper couldn't make or pay someone to call those people
Anonymous No.214425097
>>214424950
there where so many sex scenes in dexter and im pretty sure the where just filler
maybe in season 11 they will bring her back and find out that she lost her legs and then we can have a kino scene of dex giving her the ole' spin around
Anonymous No.214425101
>>214424898
The show is real too and they film it like an animal documentary where they will not interfere.
Anonymous No.214425108 >>214429780
>>214405545
If he sucks pussy he'll suck anything.
Anonymous No.214425118
>>214417542
>perfectly fakes other social situations
>somehow too retarded for sex
>initially claims that sex always complicates his fake relationships
so he implies he had sex, but he acts a lot like a virgin. what was it?
Anonymous No.214425129 >>214425596 >>214425710
kek, I hate AI slop but this is gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prWxXNU99po
Anonymous No.214425596 >>214426124 >>214426304
>>214425129
"i swear i'm one of you, but please watch my slop"

get out, ranjeet
Anonymous No.214425710
>>214425129
shan't
Anonymous No.214426124 >>214426549
>>214425596
God, Adama was so much creepier and cooler than Colin Hanks.
They should've dropped that gayass twist (that even retards on IMDB saw coming since the first episode of season 6, lmao) and made Gellar the real main villain of the season.
Anonymous No.214426304
>>214425596
ghost harry and ghost gellar should've had a Big Trouble in Little China style psychic fight
Anonymous No.214426393
>>214423634
I thought Miguel was great. the actor did a good job
Anonymous No.214426445 >>214426480
Is season 2 of original sin going to start soon?
Anonymous No.214426480
>>214426445
Fortunately no, that trash has been buried.
> It was initially renewed for a second season in April 2025, but was ultimately canceled in August.
Anonymous No.214426549
>>214426124
What if they reversed the twist so the old professor was doing all that shit but he imagined he had an accomplice to distance himself from it.
Anonymous No.214426807 >>214426856
>Dextah
Anonymous No.214426856 >>214427847
>>214426807
Lila also pronounced Dexter that way.
Anonymous No.214426914 >>214428211
If there aren't big knockers in Season 2 I'm not watching
Anonymous No.214427068
>dongle frumght, the new york riper
Anonymous No.214427171
Don Fartshartbrapt
Anonymous No.214427227
dongslhong fappenshmertzle
Anonymous No.214427847 >>214427868
>>214426856
blessing is lila who did a reverse michael jackson and became an old black man
Anonymous No.214427868
>>214427847
Lila and Blessing met at some addict group and Blessing is fucking with Dexter because they (Blessing and Lila) used to date and he knows what Dexter did.
Anonymous No.214428211
>>214426914
there's gonna be al's big fat tits on dexters table
Anonymous No.214428679
Anonymous No.214428706 >>214428842 >>214428860 >>214428887
>>214404908 (OP)
I didn't watch resurrection at all, was the season better than NB? Was the finale scuffed like always?
Anonymous No.214428842
>>214428706
you'll never know
Anonymous No.214428860 >>214429564
>>214428706
watch it
Anonymous No.214428871
they were so cute and perfect
Anonymous No.214428887
>>214428706
the finale was good because it wasn't supposed to be a series finale like New Blood
Anonymous No.214428996 >>214429080
>>214407276
Did he deserve it?
Anonymous No.214429080
>>214428996
He was only half a man afterall
Anonymous No.214429403
Anonymous No.214429564
>>214428860
Doakes was the only one who was not a ghost. You could say he had been resurrected, as the Robo-Doakes.
Anonymous No.214429664
>>214429656
>>214429656
new
Anonymous No.214429780
>>214425108
Why were the sopranos made men proud of not being able to make women cum?
Anonymous No.214429811
>>214411696
Masuka has actually been away in Korea training the new generation of Cobra Kai in the way of the fist.