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Anonymous No.214409798 >>214409878 >>214410217 >>214410249 >>214410263 >>214411216 >>214411244 >>214411705 >>214411748 >>214411956 >>214412054 >>214412195 >>214412971 >>214413521 >>214414234 >>214416036 >>214416143 >>214417273 >>214418693 >>214418737 >>214418812 >>214419326 >>214419362 >>214419378 >>214419424 >>214419812 >>214421492 >>214422534 >>214423247 >>214423294 >>214423362 >>214425920 >>214426412
Explain the plot of EVA
>inb4 /a/
You've spent a month talking about the ugliest Korean Netflix Anime Slop I've seen in my life. This isn't too hard.
Anonymous No.214409878 >>214410178 >>214410330 >>214411796
>>214409798 (OP)
>Explain the plot of EVA
a group of either emotionally broken or extremely autistic people FUCK UP and DOOM humanity

no go get your fucking shinebox and go back to >>>/a/
Anonymous No.214410178
>>214409878
You tv watching piece of shit
Anonymous No.214410217 >>214416213
>>214409798 (OP)
Aliens are attacking earth, there's an organisation that accidentally found some alien bodies they were able to reanimate and man as weapons, they are tasked with defending earth from the aliens. Coincidentally the head of this organisation wants to use the alien technology to unite all human souls into one so there is no suffering, because he's still upset about his dead wife. His son is the only human who can pilot the most important alien and the whole plot is an expression and examination of his emotional issues.
Anonymous No.214410249
>>214409798 (OP)
World is threatened by giant fanastical beings who can only be defeated by large fanastical machines by a well funded Japanese organization. The beings are attempting to gain access to a particular spot within the base, and they defend against it. Throughout the series, we see the foils and follies of the pilots of these units.
Anonymous No.214410263
>>214409798 (OP)
>Explain the plot of EVA
Secret cabal of jews who control everything believe that humanity is doomed because of their individuality so use alien space magic to merge humanity into a single consciousness. Use giant human clone mechs piloted by children to prevent the world from being destroyed by aliens before they manage to do this.
Anonymous No.214410330
>>214409878
Based and battspilled.
Anonymous No.214410955
https://youtu.be/Doh2LzWkxFU
Anonymous No.214411182 >>214419309
Its about impotence
Anonymous No.214411216
>>214409798 (OP)
>anime with giant robots
IS.. IS THAT A MEGAZORD?! ON /tv/!?
Anonymous No.214411244 >>214412163 >>214422450
>>214409798 (OP)
The world is controlled by the Illuminati, but rather than control the people they want to crawl into the metaphorical womb of the earth mother and want everyone else to be vored into her too. Oh, and there is a pilot but he is a fag because he doesn't hit on best girl Misato, the only functional character in the story
Anonymous No.214411624
We are descendants of an alien race and the back up plan is seeking to destroy us.
Anonymous No.214411705 >>214412092
>>214409798 (OP)
Anonymous No.214411748
>>214409798 (OP)
an emotionally damaged young boy tries to reconnect with his father and figure himself out while the illuminati plot to return humanity to the cosmic womb
Anonymous No.214411796 >>214412002
>>214409878
thats the story not the plot dumbass. the plot is a
loser faggot is recruited by his dad to fight angels in a some stupid mech bullshit and then he jizzes on some annoying cunt and gets congratulations because the animation budget ran out
Anonymous No.214411956
>>214409798 (OP)
Go back to /a/
Anonymous No.214412002 >>214412034 >>214413815
>>214411796
the cumming on the girl takes place after the congratulations thing, doesn't it?
Anonymous No.214412034
>>214412002
no congratulations happens during instrumentality and shinji goes to the hospital before that
Anonymous No.214412054 >>214426381
>>214409798 (OP)
>Explain the plot of EVA
Anonymous No.214412092
>>214411705
That's pretty funny.
Anonymous No.214412163
>>214411244
Best girl Hikari
Anonymous No.214412195
>>214409798 (OP)
>You've spent a month talking about the ugliest Korean Netflix Anime Slop
Anon those are shills.
Anonymous No.214412205
SPACE MONSTERS OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS ATTACK A POST-APOCALYPTIC EARTH.
a leading government defense organization creates state of the art giant robots to fight them
THEY GET SPECIAL KIDS TO PILOT THE GIANT ROBOTS TO FIGHT AGAINST THE ALIENS
this terrible decision spirals into a series of increasingly worse ones
AND THEN THE DOUBLE APOCALYPSE HAPPENS AND IT'S A PHILOSOPHICAL CONCEPT ACTUALLY SO ITS NOT REALLY THE APOCALYPSE
Anonymous No.214412281
You know how Skyrim is a game about dragons but not really?
EVA is a show about mechs fighting kaiju but not really.
Anonymous No.214412710
asuka
Anonymous No.214412812 >>214414502
Go outside and stop watching anime and talk to people.

I’m not insulting you that’s simply the actual plot
Anonymous No.214412971 >>214413106
>>214409798 (OP)
kdh is much better than this slop, evangelion's simple story drags on for too long
Anonymous No.214413106 >>214413160
>>214412971
>character driven story takes time to develop its characters
Aww
Anonymous No.214413160
>>214413106
lol all that time is wasted, don't fool yourself
Anonymous No.214413281
he's literally me
Anonymous No.214413521
>>214409798 (OP)
An ancient race of godlike beings begin seeding the universe with life using beings called "Angels". It's unknown how many there are, but at least two of these seed Angels we know for sure exist: Adam, and Lilith.

There are only supposed to be one of these Angels on a planet due to the risk of them fusing into a singular god, and causing cataclysmic destruction. As a safeguard, each Angel is equipped with a spear that causes an Angel to shut down until such a time as the spear were ever removed.

Adam arrived on Earth first, hence he became known as the "First Angel", and began seeding the planet with his offspring, known collectively as Angels as well. Adam and his offspring are unique from Lilith's offspring in that they are embued with the "Fruit of Life", which gives them eternal life and an unlimited supply of power, but the trade off is that they are alone, each existing as a race unto itself.

Later, in a disastrous mistake, Lilith also arrives on Earth with a mission to seed her own form of life there. Her spacefaring vessel appears in the form of a moon, and impacted in Japan. That event is what's known as "First Impact".

In the event of Adam and Lilith meeting, the spears are set to disable one or the other in order to prevent their fusing, as mentioned. Lilith's was damaged in the impact, but Adam's pierced him, leaving him and his offspring in suspended animation, and Lilith free to begin seeding her form of life, which ultimately became humanity. The twist is that humanity is actually an angel as well, but instead of a singular being, we're more of a supercolony being, our forms kept separate from one another due to our AT Fields, which give us form.

Skip ahead millions of years, and humanity secretly discovers the remains of Adam and Lilith, as well as the Dead Sea Scrolls, which for simplicity's sake is instructions on how to unite humanity into a god.
Anonymous No.214413815
>>214412002
no idea, i only watched the tv show ages ago and it sucked ass
Anonymous No.214413863 >>214413921
>kids get forced to pilot robots to kill aliens trying to destroy and rebuild the world and succeed and the MC's Mom just smiles and made it happen

Also a 20 something year old cake kisses a 14 year old boy.
Anonymous No.214413921
>>214413863
i'd eat misato's cake if you catch my drift
Anonymous No.214414234
>>214409798 (OP)
Evangelion is about a group's race to achieve a biological singularity while one man competes to achieve his own, alternate version of a biological singularity where he gets to be special

there's giant robots - i mean biomechanical humanoids - and giant monsters too. Also there's some 14 year old tits too.
Anonymous No.214414299
New rule. Explain Evangelion as Karl Pilkington
Anonymous No.214414320 >>214417071
Yui is the villain
Anonymous No.214414502
>>214412812
Somewhat true.
Anonymous No.214416036
>>214409798 (OP)
Metaphor for agoraphobia. The angels represent Shinji's inner demons that he could only manage behind the safety of his avatar, represented by his EVA. The human instrumentality project is a metaphor for sex, which Shinji never gets to have, and the Japanese population crisis. Shinji kills Asuka in the end, a reference to mass shootings by antisocial incels.
Anonymous No.214416143
>>214409798 (OP)
>ugliest Korean Netflix Anime Slop I've seen in my life.
but you did see it
Anonymous No.214416213 >>214419287
>>214410217
Basically the gist expect you forgot to mention the time looping in perpetuity until shinji stops being stupid name grows up
Anonymous No.214417071
>>214414320
just another old hag
Anonymous No.214417125
Haven't seen it in a long while, but here's what I remember
>NERV is an organization that battles attack "Angels" with human controlled robots called "Evangelions"
>the purpose of NERV and SEELE (the organization that controls NERV) is to defeat all the Angels, then bring about 3rd impact by merging the souls of all humans into Eva Unit 1
Anonymous No.214417149 >>214417160 >>214419341
What was her fucking issue
Anonymous No.214417160 >>214417172
>>214417149
>counting this nuEva shit
Anonymous No.214417172 >>214417193 >>214417389
>>214417160
If you're angry about the rebuilds you need them the most
Anonymous No.214417193 >>214417214
>>214417172
>If you're angry about the rebuilds you need them the most
They were dumb retellings that added nothing to the original lore and just inserted more le waifu characters for retards like you.
Anonymous No.214417214 >>214417251
>>214417193
Have sex incel
Anonymous No.214417251
>>214417214
The rebuilds were made for incels, and you like them, so who's the incel now, retard?
Anonymous No.214417259
Holy melty
Anonymous No.214417273
>>214409798 (OP)
Horny teenage boy is forced to insert himself into his mother while his dad watches and sips orange juice.
Anonymous No.214417389
>>214417172
If you're a mindless consumer that didn't understand what NGE was saying then the ReBuilds are for you. You're meant to stop watching anime, retard.
Anonymous No.214417402
Rebuilds r pretty gud
2 and 4 in particular are fantastic
Anonymous No.214418292
>watch all original anime
>read all the original manga
>watch all the movies
>watch all the rebuilds
>read entirety of bible
>embrace and understand gnosticism
then maybe you'll START to understand..
Anonymous No.214418693 >>214418818
>>214409798 (OP)
Basically you have this kid total loser, Shinji Ikari and his mom is dead in a lab accident but actually she killed herself to implant herself into one of the mechs, His is completely out of his life because his goal is use god's angels to be with his wife again but then he actually needs his son to run the mech (They only be used by special children) in his cover program that is NERV. This completely hot chick who is probably pedophile picks him up in a literal warzone to go pilot the mech but then he has some daddy's issues and tells his dad (gendo) to basically fuck off because he's not getting into the mech until he sees this girl named rei injuried she is basically a clone of his mom kind of and kind of not. He gets in the mech and gets pwned but his mom (who is the mech now) takes over for him and he wins against the angel. Now they rei and shinji fight off mechs until they need a new person the wonderful Asuka, whose mom also killed herself to implant herself in her eventual mech, Asuka is also a german who wants to fuck this older guy named Kaji but he's not a pedophile and tells her to screw off, She gets the hots for shinji but he's too much of an autist to reciprocate and she's a tsundere who bullies him because she wants to be better than him because she wants to be the best eva pilot and that is here sole purpose for living, things are going well until the 4th pilot is revealed to be Toji who shinji makes friends with and his mech goes rogue infected by an angel and gendo forces shinji to kill him but he doesn't actually die just becomes a cripple. Shinji is mad and almost leaves (again) but kaji whose now fucking misato convinces him to fight for the people of neo tyoko and basically he does then the secrets start unraveling and kaji who is revealed to be a double agent is murdered and that make misato sad, and shinji is started to get depressed and asuka is even more depressed because shinji keeps mogging her in eva combat so she 1/2
Anonymous No.214418695
Shut the fuck up about ReBuilds you cunt.
Anonymous No.214418737 >>214418886
>>214409798 (OP)
Okay so IIRC these ancient aliens, the First Ancestral Race (FAR) went around seeding other planets with life kind of like the aliens in 2001: A Space Odyssey. In our solar system they put two pretty close together: Adam, the fruit of life on earth, and Lilith, the fruit of knowledge on Theia. But then earth and Theia collided making the earth bigger and creating the moon. That's the Giant Impact Hypothesis and it's an important plot point here because FAR didn't want to put the children of the fruits of life and knowledge on the same planet. That's what was called the First Impact also. Adam and its very small number of offspring went dormant after the collision but Lilith's offspring spread across the whole planet. All biological life on earth is descended from Lilith. So things go on like this for millions of years until humans evolve and after a while find Adam underground in Antarctica. Lilith was located in Japan, I'm not sure if she was found before or after. Anyway people find these giant aliens and start researching the science of the soul: biological metaphysics. They use Adam as a guinea pig. At some point they make the (bad) decision to touch Adam with a FAR relic left behind with it, the Lance of Longinus. This contact experiment causes Antarctica to explode and throws the entire planet off its axis. Officially this disaster, known as the Second Impact, was caused by a small comet striking Antarctica at nearly the speed of light and not poking a giant alien awake. So anyway a mass extinction event follows and mankind manages to pick itself back up but there's a problem because, according to the Dead Sea Scrolls, a sort of instruction manual left by FAR, Adam's kids were going to wake up now and try to reunite with their parent which would destroy the world in a Third Impact. That's something that the people secretly ruling the world don't want to happen (yet). Eventually yes but not before they can change the outcome of the to their liking.
Anonymous No.214418812
>>214409798 (OP)
In a world where everyone is obsessed with returning to a distant past- whether it's thru reuniting with dead lovers, dead parents(alien life forms included), restoring human civilization to its pre alien invasion glory, or even undoing life itself to retreat back to primordial goop..

......one teenage boy learns that while he may not know for certain the absolute truths about the world, he can always compare notes
Anonymous No.214418818 >>214418860
>>214418693
(2/3 actually) spirals into a comatose state and shinji is super depressed everyone is leaving, misato trys to fuck him but he's so afraid of everything that he just pulls away then he meets this faggot guy kaworu the replacement pilot for asuka shinji questions his sexuality as for the first time in his life someone shows him real affection but it turns out that it's actually an angel and that angel forces shinji to murder him or the entire world gets destroyed so shinji does it and now he reachs level of depression where he doesn't even want to move, Then the timelines kind of split into a schizo episode or the movie, in the movie he goes to the only perosn he knows left asuka, she kissed him once so maybe she can help him while shaking to get her to awaken he accident rips open here cloths and see her titties and jacks off (based) he then feels like a disgusting coomer and goes kinda comatose himself as he doesn't want to do anything, The secret heads of NERV figure that gendo is bullshiting them so they decided to raid the base he's operating in killing everyone even the children they launch comatose asuka into a lake while trying to get shinji to get in the robot, misato escorts him but dies from a gunwound but before that she kisses him and promises more (sex hell yea) but also she's dead so, asuka snaps out of the comatose thanks to her mother who is the robot she is an and starts fucking up NERV so they send in there demon evas to fight but she is kicking ass but they have regen which is bullshit, she has like 5 minutes and runs out of time while shinji is forced to watch as his mech is covered in goop, his mom who is the eva robot now makes him watch his only remaining living friend die horribly, she then gets him in the robot and they just crucify him the moment he leaves which is like some ritual that actives the end of world as everyone is turned into goop and also rei is there betraying gendo for being a bad father to shinji.
Anonymous No.214418822
In this house we love the rebuilds
Anonymous No.214418850 >>214419351
here you go
Anonymous No.214418860
>>214418818
3/3 (Gendo btw was trying to use the goop for himself to reunit with his wife) everybody gets gooped and Shinji basically becomes god and rei who is also mother basic convinces him to just fucking kill everything but reminding him of his terrible experiences, then shinji has some psyop style visions and is convinced to let everybody come back to life but the sea is still red and they have to come out to this barren ass land, he's alone but then there's asuka. He decides it's choking time maybe he doesn't realize she's even real but she places her hand on him softly and he relents she says "how disgusting" and it just ends I interupt this as shinji then fucks asuka and they have million kids because they are adam and eve and i'm asushinfag so it's the prefect ending and rebuilds are not real.
Anonymous No.214418886 >>214419045
>>214418737
So these guys form a club called SEELE and they pull the strings behind the one world government created after the Second Impact which is presumably controlled by the UN. They create the organization NERV which is tasked with creating the Evangelions, cyborgs cloned from Adam or Lilith which will be used to fight Adam's offspring which are known as Angels. These cyborgs have human pilots which have to be children there has to be a parent-child bond between the pilot and its Eva to work. Shinji is able to pilot unit 01 so effectively because his mom, a scientist who helped created the Eva program, had herself sucked into unit 01 body and soul. Everyone thought that was an accident but she had her own plan as to how the Third Impact should play out (as did Shinji's dickass father). Asuka is able to pilot unit 02 because part of her mother's soul (but not her body) was sucked into it in an actual accident. Asuka's mom was a researcher of biological metaphysics too. See you can extract and implant souls with that technology. Rei is able to pilot unit 00 because she's her own mom. Genetically she's a clone of Shinji's mother but she has the soul of Lilith, which NERV took out of Lilith and put into a cloned little girl, I guess so Lilith herself would stay catatonic without a soul to direct its mind and body.
Anonymous No.214418940
Its a Rip-Off of Gundam Zeta and I refuse to let this go.
Anonymous No.214419045 >>214419191
>>214418886
Anyway SEELE's plan is to hold off the angels until they can instigate the Third Impact on their terms. The plan is to break down the AT fields between every human soul to melt everyone together into a single gestalt consciousness. Then no one will be lonely or suffer anymore. If you're keeping tabs on the religious influences here you'll recognize this is basically Buddhist Nirvana. Anyway SEELE wants to retain their own individual souls and rule the new world and its mass of Tang as godlike beings. Shinji's dad, the director of NERV, has his own plans to hijack the Third Impact and reunite himself with his dead wife he is obsessed with. He wants them to combine into a single godlike being to rule over the broken earth and the Tang. But Shinji's mom had her own plan, which is why she allowed herself to be swallowed up into unit 01. She wants everyone to be dissolved into Tang but allow them the freedom to reform themselves into their own individuals when they're ready. Her plan is what ultimately happens. She's the sole human being who is not formed into Tang because she's stuck in unit 01.

Oh and I forgot to mention that while the Angels were drawn to their parent they can't actually tell the difference between Adam and Lilith so they keep trying to make their way to Lilith in Japan. Adam, which had been reverted into an alien fetus somehow, wasn't located in Japan until Shinji's dad removes him from Antarctica part way through the series. So when one of the Angels (Kaworu, a human clone containing the soul of Adam) actually breaks into Terminal Dogma where Lilith is held he's surprised to not see his original body there instead. Shinji's kills Kaworu before he can unit with Adam and start the Third Impact on the Angel's terms, which would just kill all life on earth except for them. It's Rei (technically the third Rei, she had died twice prior) who eventually starts the Third Impact by uniting with her original body, Lilith.
Anonymous No.214419048
In the foreground you have the last vestiges of humanity defending itself from aliens who want to connect with the body of another Angel found years ago.
In the background its about three kids dealing with various forms of depression, puberty, and discovering their self-worth. They have to decide what it is they're fighting for because there is also a scientist who's built his life trying to harness the power of that alien I'd mentioned. From fucking around with the alien they not only nearly destroyed the world, not only killed the scientist's wife, but also accidentally sent a beacon out that told the other aliens to come to Earth.
The Scientist spends the next fourteen years using what he's discovered to build defenses against those aliens and has made it so every child born during that beacon can potentially be used to pilot these defenses known as EVA's.
Anonymous No.214419191 >>214419226 >>214419994
>>214419045
Oh and people half-mockingly refer to the show as DEEP because of its confusing and religious background which has to be pieced together like the lore of a Souls game but there are actual Japanese philosophers who were inspired to write about the series. A couple of them at least, they were mocked as otaku by their peers and not taken seriously by anyone after. But anyway if the show didn't genuinely have some kind of DEPTH to it there wouldn't be actual philosophical discourse around it.

Oh and the series creator in his own words used so much religious imagery just because he thought it was cool but those sorts of themes don't exist in a vacuum and ultimately they're not just cosmetic features. The religious elements are very important. Like many artists Anno never fully appreciated or understood his creation. His contempt for his fans is funny though.
Anonymous No.214419226 >>214419246
>>214419191
>. But anyway if the show didn't genuinely have some kind of DEPTH to it there wouldn't be actual philosophical discourse around it.
Man of Steel has many philosophical talks but I wouldn't call it deep
Anonymous No.214419246
>>214419226
>Man of Steel has many philosophical talks

Show me 1 (one) written by an actual philosopher in an academic journal and not just shitposts by pseuds on /tv/.
Anonymous No.214419287
>>214416213
>you forgot to mention the time looping in perpetuity until shinji stops being stupid
rebuilds are optional
Anonymous No.214419309
>>214411182
it makes sense
Anonymous No.214419315
space monsters from the moon or something attack earth. the show starts after they already fucked up things. the protagonist, a gay retard, has a father who found some dead(?) aliens and decided to clone them to make organic mechas which are piloted by children, one of whom is the aforementioned gay retard. another child is moon monster juice combined with gay retard's dead mum's cells to make the most potent autist to ever live. more aliens come but this time they're too strong because they have adopted a pyramid form which everyone knows is invincible. japanese salarymen make their own organic mechas with no children inside them because japan hates children (this is a prophetic warning of the current population crisis). these child-less robots eat the hottest 14 year old on the show's mecha while she's plugged into it and it fucks her up brain. gay retard jerks off over her unconscious body. then he gets kissed by a woman to pilot his mecha one more time to fight the pyramid even though he can't win. then everyone turns into soup together. gay retard has social anxiety so he doesn't go into the soup or maybe he just leaves awkwardly and sits by himself while everyone is having a great time souping it up
then the 14 year old who got brain eaten leaves the soup and the gay retard tries to strangle her because he doesn't know how to express his emotions
Anonymous No.214419326
>>214409798 (OP)
Teens get into giant robots and fight monsters
Anonymous No.214419341 >>214419363 >>214422376
>>214417149
Nobody know, not even Anno.
Anonymous No.214419351
>>214418850
clap clap clap
Anonymous No.214419352 >>214419395
explain the human instramentality project
Anonymous No.214419362 >>214419400
>>214409798 (OP)
it's just the Kabbalah anime adaptation with a sprinkle of ancient aliens and childhood trauma.
Anonymous No.214419363
>>214419341
anno kissed my anus
Anonymous No.214419378
>>214409798 (OP)
Shinji lost his virginity to his 15 years senior Misato. That's all I need.
Anonymous No.214419395
>>214419352
I already did, it was SEELE's plan to change the outcome of the Third Impact. The Angels wanted to end all life on earth with the Third Impact and human instrumentality was meant to stop that but SEELE wanted to become gods as well.
Anonymous No.214419400
>>214419362
not even close to kabbalah, nothing, not even a 0.00000001%
using the tree of life, and some concepts means nothing.

Imagine, I don’t know, in One Piece, in some random episode, a Dragon Ball appears. Does that make One Piece Dragon Ball? Well, it’s the same. Evangelion is not Kabbalah, just aesthetics, as retarded occultits
Anonymous No.214419424 >>214419462
>>214409798 (OP)
nerds who try and figure out plots will never be able to grasp what Evangelion is about.
also Rei best waifu. Asuka is trash.
Anonymous No.214419462
>>214419424
I am not a doll.

I AM AN ACTION FIGURE.
Anonymous No.214419701 >>214419791 >>214423895
It's about family, and that's what's so powerful about it.
Anonymous No.214419791
>>214419701
It's not really. Shinji's only family is his dickass father, he never knew his mom. Asuka's only family are her dad and stepmom, neither of whom she really cares about. Rei is a clone of a dead woman. Misato hates her dad who died saving her life. Gendo's obsession with Yui is depraved and she kills him for it. No one really has any strong family bonds.
Anonymous No.214419812 >>214419919 >>214420177 >>214421171
>>214409798 (OP)
Monster of the Week show in which teens in giant robots fight aliens.
It goes on this way for about half the show, and then the main character (and his dad and several other characters) are deeply deeply depressed because Japan is a US vassal state.
The aliens get sad and try to communicate with the main character, but they're aliens so it take several episodes for them to figure out how.
They finally figure out how to send an alien that looks like a person, but he's too hot.
So when the main character has to kill this last hot alien he gets even more sad and reality.exe stops working.
Turns out this was all his dad's plan to commit stop breathing in Minecraft so he could be reunited with his dead wife.
MC congratulates himself for being in the show and Hideaki Anno personally climbs out of the screen to tell you to touch grass.
Anonymous No.214419919
>>214419812
>and Hideaki Anno personally climbs out of the screen to tell you to touch grass

kek
Anonymous No.214419994
>>214419191
>Oh and the series creator in his own words used so much religious imagery just because he thought it was cool
the source is a quote from someone else and an interview he gave to literal elementary schoolers
Anonymous No.214420177
>>214419812
>and then the main character (and his dad and several other characters) are deeply deeply depressed because Japan is a US vassal state.
Understandable, really.
Anonymous No.214421171
>>214419812
>Monster of the Week show in which teens in giant robots fight aliens.
comfy 90s anime was the best part of the show then it got all 2d4u gay.
then the end of eva movie came and it was like wow they are back to all the things i loved in the first half of the series... SIKE NIGGA YOU THOUGHT, back to the gay 2d4u shit.
Anonymous No.214421492
>>214409798 (OP)
eva is overrated pseud garbage but I'll take it over kpoop incel spam
Anonymous No.214422376
>>214419341
It's to make fucking MONEY CHACHING BUY A FIGURINE BITCH
Anonymous No.214422415
Anonymous No.214422450
>>214411244
>best girl Misato
Anonymous No.214422534
>>214409798 (OP)
aliens/angels attack
get in the robot Shinji
SoL bullshit
nutted to my roommates sweet tits
surface level Christian imagery and symbolism
everyone turned into orange juice
Anonymous No.214423102
Do you think Yui would approve if Shinji took girls into her cockpit to show off and fuck? What would Ritsuko or Gendo say once they realise the reason the robot is malfunctioning is because it has female jeez contaminating it?
Anonymous No.214423247
>>214409798 (OP)
Explaining the plot of Eva isn't that hard if you do it as broadly as it actually can be explained. The precise details of the obscure worldbuilding and how everything works don't really matter, and the degree to which they're underexplained or in many cases not explained is such that fully understanding them isn't even the intended experience.

You don't need to really know about the great ancestral race and the fruit of life and all of that. What matters is that Instrumentality is everyone fusing together, which in-universe is a form of life that offers an escape from all the difficulties of being human and seperate from other people, the central theme of the show, and is symbolically death-your ego and sense of self goes away and you just dissolve and remerge with everything else-the universe. You don't need to understand every detail of why everything happens or how instrumentality and the angels work to get the key ideas and understand that the question of whether to accept or reject instrumentality is a choice between death and embracing the difficulty and uncertainty of life.
Anonymous No.214423294 >>214423345 >>214424600
>>214409798 (OP)
>Suddenly Suzuhara is a major and likable character
>Kill him off two episodes later
>Oh wait it actually inexplicably lived
>Never see him again anyway
I just watched this and am perplexed
Those few episodes were honestly the only ones I actually enjoyed
Anonymous No.214423345 >>214424600
>>214423294
he was supposed to die but the censors prevented anno from killing a child so he just lost a leg instead
Anonymous No.214423362
>>214409798 (OP)
Okay so basically it's about how you need to forget about anime and go touch grass, maybe get a girlfriend with big tits
That's the Rebuilds anyway
Anonymous No.214423895
>>214419701
i understood that reference
Anonymous No.214424600 >>214425204
>>214423294
>>214423345
Suzuhara is the best character.
Anonymous No.214425204
>>214424600
Always has been
Anonymous No.214425920
>>214409798 (OP)
The thing about Eva’s plot that makes no sense is why no one questions what the hell the angels (and by extension the eva’s whose β€œpurpose” was to fight them) are and their goals when the role of Adam angel in Second Impact was a closely guarded secret of Seele.
Seems to me a bunch of aliens just showing up randomly one day specifically to attack Nerv alone only for Nerv to throw mechs at them which were specifically built to β€œprotect the world” against these random aliens, would be incredibly suspicious.
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Anonymous No.214425983
>NOOOOOOOO STAY AWAY FROM ME SEXY OLDER LADY!
Why are Japs like this?
Anonynous No.214426381
>>214412054
>are attracted to
I thought the line was "cucks love sluts"
Other than that, I remember this webm from when Mr Robot was relatively new.
Anonymous No.214426412
>>214409798 (OP)
Getter Robo for pedofiles