Thread 214417282

HOH: Lauren
Noms: Ashley, Keanu, Will
Veto: Morgan
White Locust Twist: Rachel choked a super easy puzzle with plenty of time

Previously on /bb/: >>214413854

the only explanation is that kelly melted rachels brain with witchcraft

ANOTHER GAME

LET'S GO

Cheers, to dead hags

>>214417325
tell him lauren!

>>214417325
angy tlp

>>214417325
kek

>she gets worked up

ya think

I'd love to see the laurenfags try to defend this

I get so happy thinking that TLP will outlive all of the hags

morgan keeps glancing over at the pool game

>>214417362
Tasty lauren poop?

>>214417362
it’s what the angel deserves

ONE MORE GAME

>i got another 20 minutes on my laundry
>vince: i guess we burn some time on another game of pool?

>>214417374
tan lines princess

>>214417359
its uh like shes trying not to get crumbs on the floor

>>214417383
both in life and in the game

She's getting that look about her again

i wish the mastermind would just bring in Anton Chigur in the house so he can cattle bolt gun Morgan repeatedly & drink milk with Lauren

>>214417359
SHE LITERALLY ATE A COOKIE SHE HAS TO GO

>>214417409
god she’s fucking nuts

What ever happened to that toothbrush morgan rummaged in the trash for

haha morgan had enough

morgan is scaring me more than usual bros...

>morgan walked by them pouting
fucking kek

>Vince wants to get an egg detective tattoo on his leg.
based

sex with lauren on the pool table

>>214417409
lel with the nails real smooth not

>>214417451
yessssss

>>214417332
that's a real ass motherfucker right there

>>214417441
>>214417451
she closed her bottle lid so emphatically ye here lel >>214417478

Wtf is rhap and why do you guys keep mentioning it?

>>214417478
yessssssss! we're in for a treat tonight meltybros

>>214417362
i want to believe but she has a tough week

morgan puts her on her block
if keanu stays he puts her up
ashley puts her up
in the unlikely event that will wins he puts her up
wont will convince ava to put her up over ashley if keanu is gone
vince might even have to put her up as a pawn to appease the judges (if keanu goes)

>>214417325
so did this make lauren a little more weary of vince? i know she has been buddy buddy with him this weeks HoH but you think she is still taking him to final 2?

https://streamable.com/8p2anu

>>214417497
It's the sound I make when I fart and my bum burns a little after

>>214417505
trans lauren penis

>>214417409
if those movies where the wives kill their husbands were still popular she could get some roles

>>214417497
I still do not know what rhap is but anytime they are mentioned it is associated with horrid takes. They used to be called rhapists ITT.

>>214417512
3 people put her up, 1 is weak. Lots of people would use veto on her. She's got blockbuster.

Plus I feel in my bones a Kelley HoH

>>214417523
>I won't be ignored, Vince.

they are openly mocking morgan in front of the entire house

outrageous total disrespect

>>214417478
vinny bout to pull a classic 6am all nighter again

>>214417516
>so did this make lauren a little more weary of vince?
no because he picked lauren. morgan choosing to pick Rachel instead of Kelley is what resulted in her going up on the block this week

the king character has returned

SHE WANTS YOU ALL TO HERSELF, VINCE

won't about to get a cookie then go to bed

>>214417478
hag bitch on the fritz

wont will be eating a cookie before bed

>>214417567
>another HG taking a cookie without Morgan's permission
okay now I'M starting to get heated

It is very likely that morgon is in the upstairs dr screaming at the therapist

Anyone have a webm of Rachel crying about the newbies not listening to her?

she did the walk

keanu vince

AAAAAAAAAAAAA KEANU HAS BEEN TALKING TO VINCE FOR WAY TO LONG

kek morgan allegedly going to bed at 10:15

>>214417615
>bed
gamergurl ragequit

>>214417615
early to sleep protest? more time for vinny and lauren to have fun!

>I'm also going to bed. Good night.
(in the most passive aggressive voice imaginable)

vince throwing kelley utb

>IM ALSO SAYING GOODNIGHT
kek what a cunt

will came in to say goodnight
morgan came in after and also said good night then slammed the wineroom door

>>214417615
ahahahahhahahaha
Vince will have to consol her
what a pathetic hag. morgo, you're nuts girlypop

why are they considering keeping ashley , when will won't win shit ?

>>214417653
>>214417655
KWAB

>>214417655
Jesus. He's not her fucking husband. What the absolute fuck.

>>214417664
to make Lauren’s HOH be a flop

>>214417647
>>214417653
>>214417655

Keanu the Bear
will be the title of Ethanimales bb27 winner video

JOHNNY BANANAS MENTIONED

vinny making sure he isnt the 3rd nom if keanu stasy

>>214417729
and he didn't even look at her kek

>>214417711
To be fair, she's right about slipping & losing her winning. It doesn't matter though because she's actively losing her grip at the same time.

>>214417647
>>214417653
>>214417655

>>214417735
bitch lost her grip a long time ago

>>214417729
lol she really didn't need to whack her water bottle cap that hard

>>214417729
laurn doing the walk really makes this go hard

>>214417737
she's aware she has like 3 weeks left with Vince before he (theoretically) goes back to kelsey, right?
like what is she gonna do at finale night when (theoretically) vince kisses kelsey and says he missed her?

you can tell vince really wants to vote out ashley kek
he lit up when keanu said will would keep going up if ashley went

>>214417737
god damn fuckin medusa shit

crazy eyes

>>214417777
MEDUSA

>>214417777
this one deserves evil jag

morgan spiraling again

HE DOESN'T ASK ME TO PLAY POOL. I LOVE PLAYING POOL.

>morgan: he doesnt ask me to play pool. i love playing pool
will poking the bear

HE DOESN'T ASK ME TO PLAY POOL, I LOVE PLAYING POOL

SHE'S. VOTED. ME. OUT.

>>214417785
litchually in bed poutng like a child. 30+ year old woman, btw.

>wong: yeah, he (vince) was up there talking to her (lauren)
>morgan: HE'S ALWAYS UP THERE
kek

>>214417664
lets be honest ashley isn't winning shit either. I don't think it changes shit which one of them goes thursday

Come on button boy, I don't need this mentally ill woman on all cameras

THAT'S THE WALK

>>214417795
>>214417805

I do love how will loves being a gossipy shitstirrer
imagine cuckkenney in place of him

kek it was the cookie incident in the kitchen

morgan doesnt want to look stupid on national television

Morgan getting mindfucked by the rat

VINCE AIN'T LOYAL, HE DON'T GOTTA GO THOUGH.

>>214417862
he never starts drama oh boy does he love to fan the flames

>>214417877
bless that nbomb

>>214417844
THAT’S THE WALK BROTHER! HEY WALK!

ashley and will must be lmaoing on the inside

>>214417862
This season has cleaned my distaste from the awful feeds that were BB26. Even with the twists & shit.

>morgan had a massive crush on zach
>began to hate lauren because zach liked her
>zach leaves and she latches onto vince
>vince likes lauren
>she keeps hating lauren
>lauren oblivious to how much she hates her

>>214417870
>no you don’t, that’s what you don’t want

>>214417901
best season overall since 21 for me
though 25's feeds and hgs still hold a special place in my heart

these two are fed up with morgan kek
they're wondering why the fuck she's this upset about this and crying

>>214417904
Lauren knows.

>>214417891
ash is going to keep poking her so she stays riled up until 4am kek

I WAS JUST ON HER BLOCK

>>214417940
good ol ash

>>214417921
25 was a lot more cerebral & the HGs were generally more intelligent so Cirie wouldn't kill them, but almost everything after Zombie Week was dogshit.

>ashley- maybe you need a good dr sesh
>morgan- i've had plenty

>>214417901
this is very easily one of my top seasons. after the ending of 21 where the butchered their winner and the dreadful seasons after, it's been refreshing to say the least.

>>214417663
>>214417737
2. HOURS. with an S

>>214417931
she knows 10% of the hate

Why is Morgan spiraling? Is she still upset that he picked Lauren first because he didn't trust Morgan to pick Lauren?

WITCHES

>>214417981
lmaooooo
not nearly enough girl

>hang out
>go to bars together
>meet his gf

>>214417997
cause he spent time in the hoh room with lauren today and then played a few games of pool with her

Morgan is now equating Vince to Mickey because of her insane psycho bitch jealousy

SHE
DIDN’T
HUG
ME

lauren knows everyone is putting her up

>>214417997
basically that and vince didn't get mad at lauren for putting her up and vince has been spending time with lauren when morgo wants him to stick with her 24/7

>>214418035
I wonder why Morgan is single.

>>214418028
need a kelley hoh to protect the tlp

>>214418006
Did she think she was joining a throuple?

Lauren put you on the block because she found out about your illogical vendetta against her you fucking psycho hag freak

>>214418046
she's got it in her to be an abuser but no one will say shit about it

>>214418047
lets go kelleybros

>>214418047
the one time i'll root for kelley

>>214418063
i think thats the bikini lauren wore today

>>214418065
she gets super meek when actually confronted so I don't think so

>>214418065
100% can see her hitting a guy she’s dating for having friends that are girls

Ava giving her blessing to a Will flip but won't vote against him herself.

>>214417655
>>>/wsg/5969952

>>214418101
oh shit she actually slammed the door

>>214418065
Morgo seems more of an emotional abuser
>if you break up with me I'll kill myself and you'll have to live with that the rest of your life

>>214418166
yeah that's what I meant. definitely not physical.

>>214418136
>if I can't have Vince I shall become Vince

I wonder if Morgan's twitch subs are watching feeds and realizing what a psycho she is

>>214418101
it cuts the part where keanu says she has to go and vinny is like yeah but shes not on the block i cant to anything about that lmao

morgan went to go have her melty in the dr

>>214418182
how many did she have?

>>214418214
She had about 100 viewers per stream

>>214418182
shes some bimbo gamer girl they already know shes shallow as fuck cant be any worse than that really

what would kelley's noms be if she won hoh thursday, morgan ashley/will vince?

>>214418241
yeah

>>214418231
>bimbo
ex fuckin scuse me she is an a d-1 athlete, a model, and a ~gamer~

them <3

>>214418189
I wonder if the editors have a contest where the loser gets to be the one that has to deal with her

cant wait for lauren to go home but now i remember ava exists how bothersome

ava is such a cunt.

LAVA

does lauren really not get the reason why keanu is so mad is because he feels betrayed? everyone wanted her up last week and he said no

>>214418299
She's having her allotted dildo time in medical

>>214418303
Morgan stop posting during your DR break

>>214418322
she just doesnt like him so she cant think straight

LOL AVA

>shes dead as nutty, shes jealous

>>214418364
>she cant think
got that right, anon

>lauren: do you think people would team up with keanu to get me out?
>ava: who me? no, kelley no
>lauren: i dont think you guys or vince would but what about morgan and ashley?
>ava: i dont know, thats a question
>lauren: im going to try to talk to them tomorrow and make sure im good
lauren nervous

Ava: "I think Morgan's nutty. I'm telling you girl, I think she's seriously. I hate to...I think she's deadass jealous of you and Vinny spending time together. Cuz she went off looking for Vince in an hour. I'm tellin' you girl, a little nutty. I'm like, what the fuck?"

>>214418371
the hobbit having an actual read for once, very novel

>>214418394
based finally somebody telling her more about how crazy morgan is

>>214418394
nailed it

>>214418394
hope someone clipped that

ava says keanu takes this game so seriously because he has nothing outside of the game.

kek ava melting what little brains lauren has

Ava is shit talking striving for achievement

Ashley needs to put a fucking bra on

>you know why will is calmer on the block than keanu?
>cause will is a real man
yikes

kek jury is going to be so crazy

Nah Keanu would smash Will

>>214418441
They could only do a couple of weeks of jury house because they'd kill each other without cameras on them.

ava spitting facts and i like keanu

Will would be a goat to slaughter in Survivor but this season BB he is a "strategic mastermind"

does ava even know keanu has a girlfriend and some step kids?

>>214418429
Very few people that goes on the show have anything going on in their life. They chose to get secluded in a shitty house with cameras for 3 months.

>>214418452
she’s not though, will is very weak minded and was telling everybody he wanted to quit last time he got nominated before this

>>214418441
ava vs rachel will be funny


>>214418460
no they all think hes some inherently evil being and never got to know him

Ava: "You should've gone home five weeks ago, the only difference is you can catch balls and put them into different cups. The fuck? That makes you a warrior, a competitor? No, Will has served this motherfucking country for 20 goddamn years. He has a family, and kids, and has experienced life. And *you* think you are a winner? Baby boy, you need to grow the fuck up!"

I thought jews were supposed to have a high verbal IQ? Jewsisters.... were we lied to all along? Is 109 actually our fault? Are we the genocidal maniacs?

>>214418439
The same guy that got pissy and told people to vote him out the last team he was up?

>>214418471
>and never got to know him
rachel did :(

past few hours have been stir-crazy kino

Kelley decided to launch a missile before going to bed.

>>214418501
They were like "ok anyway"

>>214418501
What did she say I missed it shit

kek she is saying shes sorry again

lauren told her to never say she sorry

>>214418501
I was jerking off, what did she say?

>>214418501
>>214418514
>>214418527
nah she was relaying that vince told keanu, that kelley told vince, that keanu would put vince up on the block
keanu believes kelley ratted him out to vince
so now kelley is peeved at vince for telling keanu

According to reddit/twitter:
>Ava isn't allowed to be mad about getting dragged across the house by force
>Rachel's stunt WASN'T bad social game, it was actually good social game and these noobies need to play for Rachel (It WAS actually bad social game. Everyone knows Ava hates gaming super hard, and one can also deduce that Ava does not want to be dragged around the house by force.)
Were BB fans always THIS deluded and coped up?

>>214418539
Kelley also said that Keanu is peeved that she's suddenly hanging out with Lauren so much

ava is gonna put the sheeny curse on keanu

wew ava is in bitter betty mode

Ava is just so goddamn patriotic tonight. She's proud of her motherfuckin' country.

>>214418589
she really glazing captain won't

>>214418556
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RACHEL SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO TOUCH THE NEWBIES. AAAAAAAA SHE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO TOUCHHHHHH

Peak womanhood is sneering down at Keanu for working out and playing D&D when you yourself paint auras for tips

>>214418583
>>214418601
shes basically a moldy sock in human form

>>214418601
Will served his country for 20 years and he supports women's sports you bigot.

>>214418429
Keanu has more going on outside the house than most of the cast. Being a fitness coach with 100k+ followers before BB is way more than sitting in subways sketching and watercoloring vomit over pedestrians.

Morgan is grooming Vince btw

>>214418625
and donates to charity
and has grandchildren
and is mentally strong
and has experienced life
and is a man

>>214418653
thats disgusting hes only thirteen thousand days old

>>214418655
and has a BBC

>>214418613
i wish she was my cum sock

first part of the morgo melty, i couldnt really catch the later part cause my stream kept fucking up
https://streamable.com/fcrgfe

bayou lore

the bayou baddie

>>214418699
>my stream kept fucking up
P+ is having problems tonight on Chrome

>>214418738
Mine is also messing up on the internet program

slapping Lauren’s ass while she’s mid walk and making her giggle

I winder if production regrets some of these castings yet

>>214418844
anon it is not alright to sexually harass Lauren like that
...unless you're Rachel of course

>>214418874
Wonder*

gms'd myself there

Ava confirms she was so confused when almost everybody volunteered to go first in the White Locust

Ava is just now starting to understand the strategy of picking people for the comp

>>214418891
it’s ok that’s how we do our handshake

Lauren wants to talk to Vince alone

>>214418917
she probably woke up 5 minutes before they went outside so she was still groggy and didn’t understand the strategy of the comp

>>214418936
please do it vince
hope morgan comes out of DR during the talk too

>>214418953
Lauren.

Can't have people shittalking goyslop

i think morgan walked by singing so dr pumped her with a bunch of drugs

Morgan will lie awake in that bed all night until Vince comes in to go to sleep. Then she will hit him with the “I just think it’s funny that….”

MORGAN IS OUT OF THE DR BACK ON THE PROWL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

RUN VINCE RUN

i'm scared

I wish Keanu was my best friend growing up

Was Keanu adopted? He's (part?)black and it sounds like he came from a big rich family. He has an entire lake in his front yard.

kek she actually going to bed? well you do need the rest morgbot

is it ok to enjoy lava?

>vince called to DR
>morgo in bed
>lauren and ava game talking in HoH
damn. i feel like maybe this is bed time but id like to see vince come out of DR and see what happens

>>214418976
>tfw no yandere girlfriend and motivational speaker chad brofriend
Vince is an anime MC

laurens got to take her medicine

>>214419083
ava and lauren are both so hit or miss with me

>>214419065
I thought he was raised by a single mother

ava telling lauren if she ends up on the block next to kelley she has the votes to stay
i dont think she does desu

Ava the hobbit hates Keanu the king

>>214419134
poppin pills with lauren

>>214419138
>>214419143
and they cut feeds

>>214419125
She doesn't and it made her following statement of Keanu being stupid make her look even dumber

>>214419125
she might but it would boil down to who they hated more that week

>>214419145
the director feels bad for her at this rate since she already lost any standing for afp

good for Morgan if she's able to get a full night's sleep for the first time since the season started

>>214419166
maybe they gave her some benzos and quaaludes

>NO ONE WANTS TO SHOWER IN THE GEN POP SHOWER FELONIOUS ASHLEY USES
OH NONONONONONONO

>>214419134
What are the meds? SSRIs I am guessing.

ava is putting in work tonight

>>214419255
Well, you do know what they say... Arbeit Macht Frei. Spook! Slither...

kelsey name drop

ava and ashley think a rift is brewing between morgan and vince. they are giddy at the opportunity to pull morgan to themselves

ava getting drunk on mouthwash

>>214419349
https://youtu.be/aoO9iFamHaA

>>214419349
>>214419369
Grod doesn't dare give them alcoholic mouthwash

>ava: can you imagine if morgan turns on vinny and wins HoH?
>and her noms are vinny keanu and lauren?
>proceeds to do 'i believe' jesus dance

>>214419394
Weren't they banned knives for years after BB2 because of JUSTin?

>>214419403
this makes me uncomfortable when she is planning to sleep in the hoh room with lauren AGAIN

Fart, burps, eats boogers, chews with her mouth open and hairy? Ava is my dream girl

>>214419435
they still only get knives after requesting them from DR and have to return them after finishing using them, 20 years later

>>214419403
last time they did that their game got fucked up so keep it coming

Uh, what kind of pills did Lauren take?

>that brief cut to lauren dancing in hoh
>back to 4cams of this
GROOOOOD

>>214419403
The hobbit is delusional. Morgan is so in love with Vince that she would never. Girl would launder his sweaty 1 month old jockstrap with her mouth she is so obsessed.

sex with dancing laurens tummy

>>214419467
can a girl dance, damn

lauren dancing and all cams on ashley

Vince and Keanu talk in wineroom - talk about kelley spreading keanus noms around. lauren failed hoh if she cant get keanu out this week.

3min - for morgo door slam
18:20 - if i sit next to morgan

https://streamable.com/ab9xmv

>>214419454
More than 20 years anon.
>tfw watched that ep live
>tfw watched BB1 live
I feel ancient

>>214419467
tranquil lauren pills

>Keanu doing shirtless pushups in have-not
>Kelley flicking it in the train room
>Will noticing
>Morgan punching pillows in rage
>Lauren dancing
>All came on Ashley showering

>>214419515
a few more years and I'll have been browsing this shithole longer than some of the posters here have been alive

Ava spilling to Lauren all about Morgan's melty tonight

the chick has gone vinny crazy

BULLSHIT

let us hear it

wow production is fucking GAY

>>214419553
GIRL BOSS

>>214419585
dat ass

Lauren update: she doesn't know

body tea bitches mad

weasel finally out of DR

Lauren is probably thinking pls go pls go pls go

Lauren when she finds out women are jealous of her: meh

>>214419585
>>214419595

>>214419553
>Morgan: God I come before you today, humbled and humiliated, to ask you for one thing... I want you to kill Lauren Domingue.

I don’t know….I’m scared..

>ava: lauren i got something to say
>wasnt she also mad when zach was hanging out with you?
>girrrrl

I would probably be livid if the hamster wheel took out a player I was rooting for but Rachel leaving is too fucking funny.

>>214419697
the twist was objectively awful but rachel was the perfect player to go out on it

BOND GIRLS

>>214419705
The show trying to dramatically show her determination while she couldn't get a single ring done was the funniest shit I've seen seen this season

>>214419757
sexo

>>214419779
sexo

>>214419757
sexo

>>214419779
sexo

Lauren update: she doesn't know

night vision lauren

>>214419779
i want it i need it need it

vince being a weirdo in the hall agaiin

wonder if morgo is actually sleeping

>>214419878
WHOA ON THE RIGHT YUM

>>214419862
All his clothes have to be perfectly folded, free of wrinkles, organized by color, and laid out by days of the week

>>214419889
He’s scared to see Morgan

Ava said she has enough money to have her dream wedding even though she says she is broke

You startled the witch!

>>214419878
legit thought that was a dude

>vince: why doesnt she close the fucking door. what are we going to do leave it cracked all night?
>thats it, ive changed my vote, im evicting her
>and why is she constantly doing laundry all night

>>214419878
the feminine and butch lesbian couple

in his heart of hearts vince wants to evict ashley
but morgan will sit him in the cuck chair and he'll vote out will

>>214419932
lmao holy moly

>>214419940
lmao based

>>214419940
that's our Ashley

hopefully vince stays up a little to have some peace and quiet.

>>214419985
>>214419932

>>214420001
fuckin jump scare

>all white sunflower
immediate feed cut

think vince'll spank the monkey? he's finally got some quiet shower time

Weddings are lame, just get married without spending an insane amount of money

>>214420050
go get her winston <3

You're an adult man staying up listening to girls talk having a slumber party talking about weddings

>>214419895
>>214419906
Gain taste(ignore the middle pic)

>>214420135
no i'm watching vince shower

>>214420135
It's less embarrassing than gooning or watching anime.

>>214420135
im also recording it

>>214420154
goddamn full blooded italian sophia loren is less hairy than ava
ava's a fuckin ape

>>214420110
>>214420132
holy TLPKINO

>>214420169
im doing all three

>>214420182
Sophia was a goddess, would gladly let her in her prime put me in chastity and feminize me.

>>214420198
anyone who wouldn't is a certified homosexual

>>214420135
You only wish you had a boyfriend who could give you a perfect fairy tale wedding

vince is probably jacking it in there

>>214420252
Prob gooning to anime while BEING the BB stream. Truly a God among men.

Wouldn't your pant legs get damp by hanging them on the shower door

>>214420323
>>214420323
>>214420323
NEW