Thread 214418598

>>214418598 (OP)
Why don't you just type his name? It's Zach Cregger.

>>214418598 (OP)
Well deserved, keep seething, shit taste-kun.

>>214418711
Because only nerds know his name

>>214418765
You're still not saying anything about this movie, retard.

>>214418598 (OP)
>WEAPONS
>kids running
sounds pretentious. not watching srry

>>214418598 (OP)
ISSE NO SE

>>214418598 (OP)
This film is two different films stapled together, just like fucking Barbarian. Cregger? More like nigger. When even Longlegs is a better film, you know it's bad.

I welcome you to justify why this film needed a Benny Hill property damage montage that completely and utterly takes the wind out of its sail.

>>214418598 (OP)
>what if... like... suddenly a whole bunch of white kids started acting like black dads... but like... *hits bong*... all at the same time...

>>214418799
We don't sign our posts here

>>214419067
audibly giggled, ty anon

What was the point of the floating ar15

>>214419386
its the foundational piece of the entire film it would do you a disservice to just tell you its meaning

>>214418765
How fucking zoomie do you have to be to not know WKUK

>>214419433
No one uses a gun the whole movie, except the cop and Mrs frizz

>>214419458
I know it but most anons on this board don't

So putting Zach Cregger in the title would mean nothing to 90% of anons here because they don't know if he's an actor, a producer, a director, a writer or a fluffer or what

Is Gladys supposed to be trump? I don't get it, who is she supposed to be

>>214419534
Gladys was a metaphor for smartphones and social media.

>>214419534
Matt and Trey hands typed this post. The obsession is crazy.

>>214419534
A witch can be a witch.

>>214419483
just think about it, it'll hit you and then youll feel silly for not having realized it

>Directed, Written, Produced, with Music Contributions by Zach Cregger
>Budget of $38,000,000 (including all production and salary costs)
>Succeeding Cregger's previous film, Barbarian, which grossed $45,000,000 off of a $4,000,000 production budget
>Script written, optioned, and sold in under six months
>Casting completed in two months*
>Shooting wrapped in two months
>Presumed minimal marketing budget
>Total gross after one month: $252,000,000
Whoa, can you believe it? A competent director who is completely involved in a production rather than being a corporate-sponsored hire got paid for making everybody involved a shitload of money? No way.
Interestingly enough, it likely would have released last year if not for the 2023 Hollyjew Labor Disputes. Which is kind of kekworthy in retrospect. Labor disputes. For a bunch of losers who can't produce a movie under $200,000,000 or in less than three years. Ironically (and thankfully) enough, Pedro Pascal was originally cast as the lead, before having to drop out due to prior commitment to Fantastic Four. I wonder how that movie did at the old BO?
>AHHHH, SAVE ME INVISIBLE WOMAN

>>214419073
Stop replying to yourself.

>>214419725
Lol. I don't mind trump, I was just under the impression that the movie was allegorical. In the current year it wouldn't be a stretch to think they were using the clownish faced woman to represent trump

>>214419899
Meds

>>214419899
Pedo Pascal lol

>>214418711
i want to fugg zach cregger

>>214418598 (OP)
and why, barbarian was shit

>>214419534
She represents the jews.

I liked it

>>214418598 (OP)
warner bros this year bundled all their niggers into their own movie and both that and all the rest were very successful, maybe a model other studios can emulate

>>214418598 (OP)
Jordan Peele fired his agent for failing to buy this script

>>214418598 (OP)
Based Zach

>>214421603
>spared a weapons version where everyone but the villain was black
maybe the tide really is turning bros

i dont like horror comedies to be honest

>>214418598 (OP)
the wrong unfunny comedian from WKUK killed himself, i know -- although it would have been better if they both killed themselves

>>214419458
I'm a 44yo man from Europe. I learned about WKUK in Reddit a couple years back.

The world is way bigger than your country.

>>214418598 (OP)
i didn't even find this scary. how did this shit gross 300M?

>>214421603
there would have been no children in the classroom to kidnap

I fell asleep 1 hour in but I'm going to finish it tonight so don't spoil the end ok?

>>214421603
That agent is a hero

>>214419534
>Is Gladys supposed to be trump? I don't get it, who is she supposed to be
gladys represents a dying institution which needs to harvest the energy of children to survive.

>>214418598 (OP)
the story was awful but compared to pretty much every movie that is being made the last 10 years it looked good, had good acting, cool music etc.

>>214422527
Great marketing campaign like Smile and M3gan