Thread 214420323

HOH: Lauren
Noms: Keanu, ashley, will
Veto: Morgan

previously on /bb/: >>214417282

First for Morgan turning on Vince

Second for Vince fucking Morgan silly

third for loving lauren

>>214420346
On second thought can I change my first to this pls?

he’s gonna bust that block

TRICKY MICKEY

>>214420346
he's already emptied the spank bank so no accidents during cuddle sessions

The hobbit is keeping /ourangel/ up late and ruining her beauty sleep. Poor Lauren had her entire HOH break ruined.

tenth for THE CHOICE

goodnight ava and lauren

I don't see him jacking it. Maybe it's just me but he barely gets into it. I'd be moving my body in rhythm making noises or something. Nobody jacks off with 0 passion

That's one of Kelseys hair ties that Vince wears around his wrist. The same wrist that is fist deep inside Morgo once they both get 2 seconds alone away from cameras.

I could fit right between them

>>214420415
I mean he knows he's on camera he can't exactly be super obvious, and in the house I think it's just to clear the head rather than feeling necessarily

I'm only a few years younger than Morgo and Vince but they seem much more millenial than me

digging cheese out of his rodent maw

ava ripped ass

Lauren doesn't give a fuck about your mom you farting ape

still not seeing any sexual chemistry between vince and morgan

I wonder what Lauren's farts smell like. Or every HG for that matter. I bet Keanu lays some beefy masterpieces thst are at least somewhat appreciable. Ava's probably reek like week old NYC trash.

stop moving and let lauren get her angel rest

>>214420489
Well Vince's gf does so

>>214420509
they seem more the petting and crying type idk

>>214420449
Yeah but how do you do that and not make any indication or close your eyes or anything?

>>214420517
Yeah petting each others genitals and crying precum and cream for one another.

>>214420517
they spend 8 hours in the hammock cuddling, morgan wants a ship name and to meet his girlfriend for some reason

>>214420533
yeah but i don't see the sexual chemistry. they're more like ninth graders.

>>214420533
She's just saying that so the entire roastie internet doesn't turn on her for being a homewrecker. She knows Kelsey is a seething cuckquean.

denied morgan late night schizo

>>214420559
They're going to fuck as soon as there is no more threat of cameras. It's over, Kelsey. You are currently going through the stages of grief, it's okay.

why do people leave the water on while brushing? I've never understood that

>>214420612
It's so people can't hear you brushing your teeth

vince haunted by some demons rn

Vince praying Morgan doesn’t kill him

Stay strong vince you have God with you

Either Morgo is an undiagnosed bipolar who is finally entering a depressive state or they gave her something in the DR.

Vince crawled into that bed like he was playing Minesweeper. For once he doesn't have to stay up until 8 am with her lol

>>214420709
They likely gave her a sedative

they're both going to act like new people tomorrow actually having gotten some sleep

Morgon just moved.....

>>214420751
Her pussy is being magnetically guided to Vince even after being sedated. Get yourself a crazy Morgan gf.

well fuck. what am i supposed to do now i was excited for a big melty.

I don't typically watch the hgs when they sleep but potential kino incoming

>>214420767
OH N-

Now I am watching morgon watching vince pretend to be asleep

oh jesus here we go

HE WHISPERED I LOVE YOU TO HER

Now they are talking potential kino incoming. They're just talking about ashley or will votes and that they'll talk tomorrow

>are you mad at me?
vince go to bed

>I felt like you got mad at me tonight
>or annoyed
>there are just certain things that
LIGHTS ON

>>214420836
they are perfect for each other
they'll be up till 4am doing this

That other anon saying it's platonic lol

You're right they are 9th graders. Horny ones.

god damn i had the volume at like 150% and got an ad

Production bullying the lovers AGAIN

fuck off old BB would be all over this encouraging it for the sensationlism

she really was pretending to be asleep all that time

SHE VOTED ME OUT SHE PUT ME ON HER BLOCK

>>214420873
gotta love that crazy morgo

gorgon revving herself up again

Fuck Hagchel, it's these two carrying the season on their shoulders along with Keanu

>>214420873
I knew it

YOU PLAYED POOL

she’s fucking nuts and it’s just the same conversation over and over. I’m going to bed. goodnight /bb/.

>>214420918
and that's why we enjoy it, night babe

>is it actually hours
>I feel like people are exaggerating

Lynchian

>>214420947
which is a TOTALLY JUSTIFIED CONCERN but morgo dismisses it

Vince's best move is to dump her and claim go F2 vs. Lauren who all the jurors despise and claim he controlled her game.

>>214420323 (OP)
Does any kind soul have a Gofile?

>>214420969
Not me but Yandex is like 2010 Google where you can search Show + watch online and find sites.

>>214420957
morgan has never once considered the needs of others in the game, the problem is she's gotten away with it thus far kek I can't be surprised she keeps doing it

>>214420985
well duh she's the center of the universe you know

>MUH JUDGES
I'd laugh in her face at this point
Vincenzo has to be a masochist he loves this shit

She's so lucky Vince is there that she has a simp to do this inner monologing to otherwise she would have been long gone

push back vince
you know you wanna

>>214421022
If the rest of the house knew she was this nuts I mean by that post

Lauren's body and Morgan's mind

Morgan is out of Vince's league but she looks like she'll be in his league soon

jesus christ he's a beat dog

me me me me me me me me

>>214421022
Mickey was who she did this with in early weeks. It's why Mickey immediately told Morgan about her power.

>MORGAN telling vince to set boundaries with lauren
god she is so schizzy's long lost twin it's crazy

>>214421100
I missed the first ~3 weeks of streams until a basedanon posted the Pluto link for non murricans. At least it's better than last season, the first streams I saw was right around the time Angela and Leah left. Anyone who was around after that and Jankie's World knows how fucking dire those were.

would love for vince to win and not put up lauren

If Vince revealed he played Morgan all along and won it would be the most kino season ever. Just look how pained he was before going to the bedroom. The truth is he hates this shit but knows what he is doing.

>>214421054
Lauren's mind and Ava's body

>you have to stop assuming things
-morgo

she's guilting him hard

IT WAS A 5-4 VOTE. JULIE SAID MY NAME.

I need a Morgo hoh on Thursday

>>214421355
Please yes. That would save this so hard. Plus imagine the HOH room talks.

i hope she was laying there all that time pretending to sleep fuckin seething about lauren
suffer morgo

>are will and ashley irritated with me?
>um, i think it's more like they're irritated FOR me.

grim

>we should sleep
lel no escaping her tonight vinny

>we should go to bed soon
So I started growing up at 27...

Morgan’s burned through TWO whole mic packs in this single conversation WILD

He;s over it

What a crazy season having to treat Will like an actual threat.

>am i still your number one
>do you still trust me
>do you still love me
>are you sure
pathetic omg

DO YOU STILL LOVE ME HE ASKED HER

SO SALTY ABOUT LAUREN

cut
her
loose

SHE JUST IMPLIED HE IS A PUSHOVER AND THEY WENT SILENT

Vince must get pegged

>can you tell me you love me?
>is that what you want to hear?
>yes!

CAN YOU TELL ME YOU LOVE ME KELSEYSISTERS IT'S FUCKING OVER FUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>214421912
if he wasn't before he sure is after the season

We were here for it.... <3

but morgo, you don't shut the fuck up about game? bitch what are you talking about?

>>214421950
morgan rousso can't help herself

the way he rubbed her fingers with his thumb was so god damn intimate

Vince is super needy tn

poor morgo had to wait an hour and a half for vince to talk to keanu so she tells him he must not respect her or her time

rack it up real quick, lauren

>>214421972
i really hope he's putting on but damn i'm not so sure

PUT YOUR MIC IN THE LITTLE NOOK VINCE

>>214421987
Nah he's completely owned by her now. Don't be surprised if he throws his entire game for this crazy ho. He's dehydrated for dat Morgan pussy.

Lauren is the Glue

LAUREN IS THE GLUE

Say it you like you mean it bitch

He is so done with Kelsey and if we get robbed of an onscreen kiss I'm going to be pissed.

Good morning ladies

pathetic display from vince, as usual

>>214422118
He obv jerked it in the shower and then got super clingy and lovey-dovey after. Poor bastard.

he's either willing to give up 750k for this woman or is the greatest weasel to play the game in a long time
no inbetween at this point

It's been an honor gents

Vince deserves the money if this is really all an act. I personally think he’s milking it cause he loves the game of big brother so much. The weasel would sign up for a 200 day season if he could.

>>214422102
night hoggo
>>214422203
night anon

>>214422193
>>214422216
If this is true he will be up there with evil Dick and that one racist girl for GOATSEEST

>>214422216
i would love nothing more than a finale reveal

>>214421838
He is the best competitor that is in the season. Did you not hear ava’s rant earlier? The competitions are children’s games so being good at them has nothing to do with your ability as a big brother competitor. Will is a good big brother competitor because he has a family, children, served in the military for 20 years, and has been calm under pressure when on the block all season whereas keanu has been emotional so therefore will is a stronger mental competitor.

>>214422302
>no one calls me vince

>>214422302
>no one calls me vinnie

>>214422486
>>214422625
then... w-what's your name?

>>214422659
They call me hell
They call me Stacey
They call me Her
They call me Jane

>>214422659
Lip

>>214422893
THAT'S NOT MY NAME
THAT'S NOT MY NAME

>>214423068
They call me Eggman
They call me Weasel
They call me Cheater
They call me Cuck

>>214423068
They call me Eggman
They call me Weasel
They call me Cheater
They call me Rat

Remember when that spic guy thought he could pull Leah last season? Lmao

>>214423256
what's so funny about that? sots had great speed and coordination.

>Vince begging Morgan to tell him she loves him last night.
Yeah, Vinnys relationship with his girlfriend is over as soon as he leaves the houses. He better hope Morgan's schizo ass doesn't drop him as soon as they're out.

>>214423302
That was some shit right there. If it had only happened on old BB we would have got some night vision sexo kino.

>>214423300
A beaner like him trying to pull a white girl like Leah is a comedy routine

Sometimes Morgan looks hot and sometimes not

>>214423520
When she actually tries (straight hair, lots of moisturizer to look clearer and whiter) she looks great
The jew fro doesn't look good

Honest question: Why do any of you all care about this reality tv slop? I honestly see no reason why someone would want to watch this shit.

it’s a good day to love lauren

Vincesisters... We've exposed ourselves...

>>214423302
>say it like you mean it
>look me in the eye
KELSEYSISTERS....IT'S OVER...

>>214423664
It's fun. Why do you doomscroll 4chan or play video games or jack off or collect stamps?
>>214423746
Begging to get someone as desperate as MORGAN to say she loves him... And then she didn't at first, only after a bunch of game talk and conditions. That shit was weak. Vince shat the bed hard.

Hot take: THE WHITE LOCUST was awesome.

Every criticism I've heard about it is missing the forest for the trees. For whatever reason, people who love the fakest, most insufferable contestants won't stfu about MUH SOCIAL GAME, but that's the thing, Rachel's social game *could* have saved her; she wouldn't have even had to play if it was good enough, but she couldn't get out of her own way.

So much salt over the unceremonious dismissal of a so-called "legend" when all I see is a dime-a-dozen entitled, narcissistic, self-obsessed white woman who finessed herself. Good riddance, Rachel "The wall is undefeated" Reilly.

>>214422302
If we've been watching the same show, then I feel like it should be obvious that to Vince, none of these relationships mean anything. Vince will say what he must, become what he must, as needed, in order to win.

>>214423302
If Vince wins I imagine $750K will make it easy enough for her to forgive the steps he had to take. This is, of course, assuming he doesn't drop her for Morgan.

>>214423745
Am I the only one who thinks a woman using the term "red flag" is, ironically enough, a red flag? Same for "ick" I am icked by hoes who talk about their icks. My brain just goes on high alert and assumes she's a bipolar moron who weaponizes therapy talk.

>>214423812
>This is, of course, assuming he doesn't drop her for Morgan.
if he wins - take the money and leave both them bitches in the dust
choose freedom

Rachel is a mean person. She’s a bully, she didn’t win a single comp this year . She relied on “I won this before” and strong arming people. Not sad to see her go.

>>214422102
morning mr cliff

>>214424100
You type like a Facebook mom, where's your minion pic?

>>214424100
chizecked but you forgot to add she's old and ugly

It's basically old news but I think a huge part of the fanbase being upset about Rachel is this young generation raised on the yas queen girlboss shit seeing a woman they admire fail

>>214424519
I think it's just post wall roasties who self insert as rachel desu, and big brother superfans who think veterans of the game are some kind of faggy royalty

Trouble in paradise?

>>214424758
>Fighting over a man that cries every 20 minutes
Vince must got that HOGG on em' to have these ladies like this.

>>214424758
bring her to the finale jerry springer style julie
LETS GET READY TO CATFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

>>214424758
fuck yeah! cat fight! snatch them wigs and shit girlypops

>>214424758
no but for real morgo doesn't have any reason for kelesy's name to be coming out of her big mouth AND SHE KNOWS IT

>>214424964
will WONT be missing his front row seat to watch this shit

>>214424758
let’s get it ON

Has anyone else here auditioned for big brother? I have twice. I'm really thinking about auditioning for next year.

>>214425137
Good luck anon, remember the chicken salad with grapes so we know who to root for

>>214425137
I would never go on modern BB. I'd love to work on the show but a HG? Never.

>>214425137
im applying lets team up and run the house

>>214425212
Thanks bro, and you guys would definitely know if it's me on there. I'd make sure of it.
>>214425216
I feel like I come off as too strong in my audition tapes. I know they're looking for people who want clout after the show. Honestly I just wanna have the experience because I'm a super fan but after all of it I'd just return to my normal life. I always think to myself maybe it's not worth trying because modern BB is totally different.

>>214425382
>not knocking out the other anon prejury so they would seethe about you in the threads the rest of the season

>>214425382
What's your archetype? I'm an athletic guy so I know I'd be a comp beast.

>>214423812
white locust would've been better if they were automatically nommed

>>214425455
Not that anon but I'm unfortunately a Scottie/Ronnie/Steve style geek that production would try to shoe horn into either a Keanu geek role due to my stature or a southerner role due to my hometown.

THE FUCKING CAMEO LMAO HOLY SHIT I take back all the bad things I said about production.

>>214425591
THEY DIDN'T oh my god

>>214425591
Kenney hot dog is the only good thing about this year's comic covers. Most of them are very lazy and have nothing to do with their personalities/events during the season at all.

>>214425572
lame

>>214424758
Why do you guys fall for this fake shit?
Why fuel more hate towards any cast member?

>>214425549
I'm a Keanu type. I'm not as big as him but I'm into fitness and I'm also a nerd. /bb/bros here would know it's me because I'd be dropping all kinds of hints. Social game wise I feel like I'd do good because I've been watching this show for years so I'd know how to operate.

>>214425641
oh boo
and i don't really care enough to venture to instagram or tik tok to find out if some comment by a hg's girlfriend is real or not

>>214425628
>>214425634
The Rachel one is so boring and ass that I'm glad she didn't get to do the comp. They could have called her Dramada instead but noooo, I'm a legend, I'm Iconica.

Let them get a joke over on you, it's okay!

>>214425572
If it said his chocolate drop instead of wife I would've laughed. This one missed.

>>214425455
nice me too im going to try the tyler build i think

>>214425699
gimme a break

>>214425591
Great lore.

lauren keeps waking up

>>214425699
>Dramada
She'd like that too. We all know she come onto the show to be this character who causes drama to be "iconic"

>>214425757
ava keeps farting

>>214425729
barf

>>214425729
And she'll never understand how those newbies got her or why production didn't save her.

No kidding all of her stans thought they should rig it for her if she wants to be portrayed this way.

>>214425777
confirmed

>>214425668
You have to be a special kind of retard to say "oh, I fell for the fake shit. There is no onus on me to check whether it is real or not".
Kelsey has made the account private and hardly accepts any requests.

>>214425848
ok

he’s just admitting to being an unprincipled retard now

>>214425729
more like KWABica amirite?

>>214425938
It has nothing to do with anger or likability. These retards would straight-up accept and applaud the twist if it happened to Kelley.

>>214425938
>implying that Rachel had a perfect season up until last week

the worst part about this is that from now until the end of time, virtue signalers like taran and the other dumb dumb "commentators" will get to pretend that Rachel would've been a 2-time winner if not for this twist. they'll conveniently forget that Rachel was begging for a pre-jury eviction and that nobody in the house wanted her in the final 2.

the twist unequivocally sucks shit, and I think that's a point that everyone agrees on. But at this point anyone still stomping their feet about it like a child needs to grow up, hit the weights, get a clue, brush their teeth, cut their hair, shave their beard, and get a real job.

>>214425938
We already knew if anyone except Rachel got twistfucked then her simps wouldn't even bat an eye. But Big Brother is all about expecting the unexpected. It's literally the motto of the show. You cannot call yourself a fan of this show if you're mad about this.

>>214426245
I do think she had a shot at getting to F2 especially thanks to Keanu, but yeah they are WAY overfellating her prejury game due to being GROD'd with this twist. Were it not for Mickey Amin and Morgan convincing themselves she HAD to be in jury for nonsensical reasons and the people who were HOH liking her - or in Vince's case convinced by DR - she very well might not have made it.

I started watching with BB23, yes yes I know, and I've hung on for so long that fuck it, last night was probably the best episode I've seen. If the feeds were up, it would have been equal with the Izzy flip on drama.

Rachel wasn't going to win & now she can say she was never voted out & the newbies never got her. It's a win-win for everyone deep down.

If you started watching in the 2020s your opinion doesn't matter

>>214426471
What if I started watching in the early 2010s but fell off and just started watching again this season?

>>214426563
Not the anon you replied too but that's me. I used to watch it long ago when I was a tween but stopped and now I'm back on it. bb10 I stopped and I jumped back on bb21.

I was fucking bitches through the entire 2010s and was too cool to watch the feeds.

>>214422102
Ohayouuuu Hogg Senpai

>>214426563
As long as your first exposure to Big Brother is the actual game and not nogged zoo exhibit Cookout shit you're fine

>>214426662
and by bitches you mean twinks

>>214426471
What if I started watching with BB19? I feel like my opinion is worth even less

>>214426710
That's a great first season because you got to see fights, betrayals, showmances

this isn’t breaking news but /bb/ hasn’t been majority anons who watched bb14 for a long time now. especially the past couple years with the ftl autists shitting up the threads. as has been said a million times /bb/ is dead but it’s still the best place to watch the feeds

>>214426697
>turning down any bitch that'll bounce on it

>>214426743
bb19 is literally the worst season of bb ever played and anyone who likes it is not to be trusted

>>214426799
Yeah, bouncing on your 3 incher. I'm sure that's a lot of fun.

>>214426798
It doesn't matter what the majority is lmao you're either a newfag bitch who doesn't belong here or you're /bb/
I love how gen z always assumes they are the "majority" like you might have the homosexual majority but that's it

>>214426836
Home essentials mentioned
BAN THIS MAN NAO

>>214426816
23 is still the worst, 19 is an entertaining shitshow and was fun as hell to watch live

>>214426798
I'm a weird case who actually was around for the original /sp/ threads/14 and 15 but quit from 16 until 24 when I came back
so I'm technically an ultraoldfag but missed a lot of the seasons anons tend to reference

>>214421460
>>214421355
fuck is wrong with you

avas gas attacking lauren with farts

>>214426916
you can tell who belongs just by how they post. just look at the fag who replied to me first

>>214426950
Chemical warfare. That's not how big brother is supposed to be played.

>>214426883
it was not fun at all to watch live and the low amount of /bb/ threads that season is proof of it

>>214426990
>Fuck the Grodner Convention, after murder of Rachel I am not winning AFP so I am going all out!

If you simp for Lauren, you don't belong here.

>>214427102
Kek these are so fucking lazy this year

ava's face is probably the best

>>214427155
it’s what happens when half the cast are duds

>>214427220
>such a Rachel minion that they had to pull from week 1 to get a theme

>>214427194
i dont get it

>>214427236
they called her The Micktator on the show why the fuck wouldn’t they use that?

>>214427260
probably completed before that became a thing

>>214427123
this one is straight ass

if my bb comic was shit I’d know I was irrelevant in the edit

>>214427085
bayou baddie bros we got this

The BB>The TLP

Honestly impressive how none of the bb comics include any show lore from beyond week 1 or 2 aside from the punishment outfits/ Most of them are just based on one pre-season trait.

>>214427273
kek the eyes

the bb comics are always bad and it should be retired as a comp

lauren horizontal

they should have made lauren a zombie and called her THE WALKER

getting dutch ovened by ava

>>214425938
Well at least he stopped lying. At first he was saying even of the bottom tier people were eliminated he would feel the same.

>>214427458
they should’ve made her retarded and called it RAINWOMAN

>>214427517
rainman was a genius though

morgan is up pretending to be normal

>>214427668
another full day of game talking Vinny to death until he loves her

>>214427560
Yeah, but Lauren went full retard

I think Lauren is one of those people who takes the personality of the whatever group she hangs out with. That's why she's so boring.

>>214427732
yeah shes definitely not nominating vince, definitely and she has to watch the hoh screen at 4:30

>>214427746
she's not boring you're just gay

>>214425591
bestest
>>214425736
lel

>>214420323 (OP)
This is something about this brown mutt that I find attractive. I'm not sure what it is because her face is 6/10. Maybe its her comically thick eyebrows. But yeah I need to nurse on her breasteses.

keanu is leaving

>>214427746
I think you need to stop basing someone's personality off of what they act like in front of millions of insane black people looking to cancel anyone at anytime

>>214425788
sexy but I don't get it

>>214427849
I'm sad he's leaving

>>214427560
look at her go

>>214427849
with 750k

>>214427255
tsk tsk tsk tsk
collage anon really amped up the pinchy caps during her last week

>>214427849
The block when he wins blockbuster

>first HOH edit gets cut short due to cartoon movie promotion
>2nd HOH edit gets cut short due to Rachel boot twist
unfair

morgo your pancakes look disgusting

Lauren should put her arm around Vince when Morgan is getting evicted

>>214427746
dancing laurens tits bouncing

>>214428010
i think that same pan the use and burn the tortillas too

>>214427746
yeah she has never acted like this in the house

>>214428148
i mean, in all fairness to casting

>>214426798
my memories of the bb14-bb16 threads are pretty much non-existent at this point

>>214425938
this is why i don't feel bad for rachel going especially after seeing her performance and poor strategizing

>>214428171
GO TIGERS

Random Lauren Lore:

Apparently she has a fan page on Instagram that started round 2014. If my math is correct she was 12 years old.

>>214427746
because dancing alone in your room is definitely indicative of.... some personality trait? what does this even mean?

>>214428532
lauren is perfect

>>214428532
Did she show up to trump's child pageants?

>>214427746
I think it's just the fact that there are no other people her age besides ashley and maybe Zach and she's locked in to playing the game and laying low and not making waves.
She's been opening up more during this week.

>>214428532
AWWWW

>>214427352
based zaesty

>>214428112
got a long day ahead of you bucko. strap in

NEW

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>>214428532
bruh...

>>214428669
ava clock'd that tea