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Anonymous No.214423320 >>214423334 >>214423842 >>214423890 >>214424767 >>214424900 >>214425018 >>214425980 >>214426048 >>214428928 >>214429220 >>214434081 >>214437703 >>214439134 >>214440496 >>214442987 >>214444258
>Just have a healthy lifestyle bro!
Anonymous No.214423332 >>214423375 >>214425809 >>214426639 >>214427418 >>214427498 >>214429360 >>214429445 >>214431350 >>214431413 >>214434918 >>214436918 >>214437172 >>214444599
smoking isn't that bad If you work out and have good genetics
Anonymous No.214423334 >>214423918
>>214423320 (OP)
based squatchad
Anonymous No.214423375
>>214423332
yeah, just have good genetics bro!
Anonymous No.214423842 >>214423900 >>214437703
>>214423320 (OP)
Being filthy rich and having access to the worlds best everything solves all problems. That's why Ozzy Osbourne died in old age while KingCobraJFS died at 34.
Anonymous No.214423890
>>214423320 (OP)
You try to rest squat right now, anon, let's see your fitness level compared to his.
Anonymous No.214423900 >>214425071
>>214423842
kingcobra died because he just sat in his chair all day and ate the worst kind of food possible. i imagine ozzy actually ate normal food and used his body while also drinking tons of alcohol and such
Anonymous No.214423918 >>214424320 >>214424425 >>214425485 >>214426292 >>214436766
>>214423334
>aging userbase lingo
Anonymous No.214424320
>>214423918
where do you think you are
Anonymous No.214424425
>>214423918
>t. tourist troon
kys faggot
Anonymous No.214424767
>>214423320 (OP)
>>you know I'm something of a biohacker myself
Anonymous No.214424900 >>214425091
>>214423320 (OP)
Are we gonna pretend Pitt isn't on a truckload of stems, adrenochrome, baby foreskin, along with plastic surgery, hairplugs and other rich nigga shit? And he still looks maybe 5-7 years younger than his biological age, hair doing most of the heavy lifting. Aging is mostly just genetics, some people live like garbage and die at 100. My grandma is a lifelong alcoholic, she's still lucid and hale at 95
Anonymous No.214425018 >>214426627
>>214423320 (OP)
It's a photoshoot, retardo
Anonymous No.214425071 >>214426850
>>214423900
of course. ozzy had a light workout couple times a week with a hollywood fitness trainer. and he had a private chef which made healthy meals. and he went touring and basically just bullshiting all the time as well. loved shooting airguns and driving his quad in his sparetime.

cobes died like you said: zero exercise, total reclusive lifestyle and the worst diet possible
Anonymous No.214425091
>>214424900
Shut up incel

Have sex
Anonymous No.214425485
>>214423918
>Reddit gayfag
Anonymous No.214425809 >>214426035
>>214423332
>smoking isn't that bad
COPD and emphysema isn't bad bro
Anonymous No.214425980 >>214426458 >>214440578
>>214423320 (OP)
>was a raging alcoholic until a couple of years ago
>still a chain smoker
>majority of his life his diet consisted of junk food
>literally the most handsome 60 year old male who ever lived
Diet is almost entirely worthless, genetics are everything. Obviously it would be better to never engage in gluttony or consume alcohol at all whatsoever, but keep in mind that there are fuckers out there who do EVERYTHING wrong and still mogg you in looks, health and career.
This is why stable believe in an afterlife is so important to not go insane.
Anonymous No.214426035 >>214426358
>>214425809
>COPD and emphysema isn't bad bro
It's not if you're not some faggot who needs the extra lung capacity to deep throat rock hard throbbing cocks on the daily
Anonymous No.214426048 >>214440448
>>214423320 (OP)
Smoking makes you look cool, huh?
Anonymous No.214426292
>>214423918
fr fr ong unc got no rizz
Anonymous No.214426358 >>214426409 >>214426656 >>214434327
>>214426035
I think I have early onset copd and it’s a drag, makes me all wheezy. I try and switch to vaping but it’s just too gay. What do?
Anonymous No.214426409
>>214426358
Have you tried cleaning your lungs out with NAC etc?
Anonymous No.214426458 >>214444767
>>214425980
>Diet is almost entirely worthless,
You can't pour sand into Ferarrri expect it to go far
Anonymous No.214426627 >>214434963 >>214438101
>>214425018
>It's a photoshoot
You'd be surprised how many anti-smoking fags use this as a cope. Even AnnaSophia Robb smokes. They'll never accept it.
Anonymous No.214426639
>>214423332
t. low iq
Anonymous No.214426656
>>214426358
Old ah unc got tha weezy weezy
Anonymous No.214426817 >>214426880
Anonymous No.214426850
>>214425071
That's not money, that's laziness man.
Anonymous No.214426880
>>214426817
Natty?
Anonymous No.214427385
those boots look so uncomfortable, why wear them?
Anonymous No.214427418 >>214438829 >>214440759
>>214423332
My pops lived to 86 smoking everyday. He only died because he was mixing pain killers and alcohol.
Anonymous No.214427461
ITT: anons don't know about fasting
or other tricks.
Anonymous No.214427498
>>214423332
The final redpill.
Anonymous No.214428655 >>214429493
Jenna Ortega smokes
Anonymous No.214428928 >>214429257
>>214423320 (OP)
Smoking is a lottery where if you lose you die painfully and if you win you have diminished lung capacity and smell like ass.
Anonymous No.214429220
>>214423320 (OP)
>help me, Anne! The IRS made a mistake and froze my bank account, it's going to be resolved but in the meantime I'm all out of money! I had to sell my beachfront mansion just to pay off the lawyers, so please send me all the money you can for food and shelter. I will come to visit you in France once this nightmare is over and pay you back.. with interest ;)
>xoxo love you - Braddie
Anonymous No.214429257 >>214429880
>>214428928
but either way it will make you feel great
Anonymous No.214429360
>>214423332
nothing is bad if you have good genetics
Anonymous No.214429445 >>214431218 >>214431366 >>214434528 >>214438681
>>214423332
Charles Bronson was a chain smoker who looked like this in his late 40s and early 50s. It all boils down to genetics.
Anonymous No.214429493 >>214429606
>>214428655
>Jenna Ortega smokes
My waifu doesn't smoke thank god. Guess who?
Anonymous No.214429606 >>214431449
>>214429493
All actresses smoke it's like a requirement
Anonymous No.214429880 >>214430431
>>214429257
I like your positive attitude.
It's refreshing.
Anonymous No.214430431
>>214429880
I think I'm in love!
Anonymous No.214431218
>>214429445
except he looked like this in his twenties as well
Anonymous No.214431350
>>214423332
>just win the genetic lottery bro
Anonymous No.214431366 >>214438681
>>214429445
He hasn't even hit puberty when he was still working in the coal mines or rural Pennsylvania.
Anonymous No.214431413
>>214423332
also who wants to live a super long time? sounds fucking miserable
Anonymous No.214431449 >>214431801
>>214429606
it keeps you thin that's why
Anonymous No.214431801
>>214431449
If this is "thin", I never wanna be fat
Anonymous No.214431896 >>214432080
girls who smoke tend to have tonsil stones
Anonymous No.214432080
>>214431896
But they fuck on the first date. Can't hate that.
Anonymous No.214433873 >>214434004 >>214434080 >>214434164
>can you spot the secret smoker in this pic
Anonymous No.214434004 >>214434052
>>214433873
Dakota!
Anonymous No.214434052
>>214434004
Wrong.
Anonymous No.214434080 >>214434109
>>214433873
Velvet shirt person
Anonymous No.214434081
>>214423320 (OP)
He looks like a female Kristen Stewart
Anonymous No.214434109 >>214434216
>>214434080
Wrong again.

Obviously it's too hard. So I'll submit this actress. Who is she?
Anonymous No.214434164
>>214433873
>@ellefanning
Anonymous No.214434216
>>214434109
She looks like an Abby. Idk.
Anonymous No.214434327 >>214434361
>>214426358
You should try Zyns
Anonymous No.214434361 >>214434480 >>214434580
>>214434327
>Zyns
NTA but what is that? Chewing tobacco or gum with nicotine? Gum with nicotine sounds like it should be sold to children.
Anonymous No.214434480
>>214434361
Bubble gum that causes cancer

I wish
Anonymous No.214434528
>>214429445
> his death certificate, which cites "respiratory failure", "metastatic lung cancer"
Anonymous No.214434580 >>214434662 >>214434705
>>214434361
Neither. It’s comparable to dip but it’s a pouch with nicotine salt. I switched from vaping to these and never looked back. It’s great because I can use them any time at work and it doesn’t feel gross like dip. The only downside is some brands like rogue are rough on your gums and it feels like you ate something very salty so I just stick to Zyns
Anonymous No.214434662 >>214434705 >>214437806
>>214434580
Thanks for the info. Do you have to spit constantly? You put the packet under your bottom lip like chew?
Anonymous No.214434705
>>214434580
>>214434662
We're all family here so I can tell you this (shoosh!) Kristen used to chew tobacco. Dax got her hooked. Maybe she still does, idk but Michael Rosenbaum confirmed it.
Anonymous No.214434918
>>214423332
You work out?
Posting on a treadmill I'm sure
Anonymous No.214434963 >>214435635
>>214426627
Joey King smokes fags
?
Anonymous No.214435635
>>214434963
A kid at my school smokes.
Anonymous No.214436398
Smoking is less unhealthy than you are led to believe.
Anonymous No.214436766
>>214423918
fanum tax?
Anonymous No.214436918 >>214439474
>>214423332
This
I've been smoking since 19 zero health problems

Just get better dna bro
Anonymous No.214437172 >>214438971
>>214423332
Lol if only you knew how many face lifts, nips and tucks brad pitt has had. But slightly to your point. Smoking can be ok if you smoke the cigarettes the old timers smoked. No rat poison, formaldehyde or fucked up shit just straight tabacco. But nobody smokes those anymore.
Anonymous No.214437703
>>214423320 (OP)
>>214423842
What the fuuuu I can't believe this is how I learned KingCobraJFS died. Holy shit. And it happened August 21? So I've been just waltzing around the internet all this time and never heard anything about it. Incredible.

And to top it off, the first time I ever heard of him was on /tv/ as well, almost 10 years ago.
Anonymous No.214437806
>>214434662
Nah, the reason why people spit with dip is because of all the moist tobacco gunk. It basically cuts out the middle man and just gives you the sweet nicotine. It does have a spicy sensation though
Anonymous No.214438101 >>214442861
>>214426627
Is that Jet Neptune?
Anonymous No.214438681
>>214429445
Except this >>214431366. He was one of like 12 children and his father died when he was 10, after which he started working in the mines in rural Pennsylvania. At least that's what I remember reading on Wikipedia a year ago. Zoomers could never.
Anonymous No.214438829
>>214427418
Your dad is literally me.
Anonymous No.214438971
>>214437172
plenty of people buy tobacco leaves, shred them, and roll their own. it's actually much cheaper, too.
Anonymous No.214439134 >>214439484
>>214423320 (OP)
You’re misunderstanding. The reason you maintain a healthy lifestyle is so you can smoke and drink (in moderation) without looking like a bloated sack of shit
Anonymous No.214439449
I've never liked smoking. It stinks, scratch the inside and feel nothing special.
My mom smoke and asked why, she said that she likes inhaling the smoke.
Anonymous No.214439474
>>214436918
And now you're what, 20? Health problems show up later
Anonymous No.214439484
>>214439134
only thing that keeps me from being bloated sack of shit are ciggies
Anonymous No.214439542 >>214439585
The only substance you can be addicted to is caffeine, in the form of coffee. And only if you tolerate it well. All other addictive substances kill you slowly, but a cigar on occasion is really no biggie
Anonymous No.214439585
>>214439542
I’ve been addicted to alcohol, cigarettes and alcohol and cannot fathom being addicted to coffee, I have 2 cups of black ones in the morning and can’t imagine drinking more during the day
Anonymous No.214440354 >>214444850
I'm like in my 30s and I still get I.D'ed on a regular basis, I dont really shoe my age, I use the gym frequently, don't sun tan, and don't drink or smoke alcohol, but I also used to rarely drink any sugar or fast food and like cooked all my meals.

It's definately genetic to some extent, but because I naturally don't show my age easily, all together, I don't really show my age very much due to all that I guess.
Anonymous No.214440448
>>214426048
Anonymous No.214440449
Brad pitt does look his age to an extent, but he's not a good example because a lot of it is most likely due to his income status, he can afford all kinds of specialized treatment most people can't.

Bead pitt does show his age though, if you really look at him, I guess compared to him a lot of people just age really, really badly.

There's lots of people my age who don't seem to smoke or drink a lot but have aged way faster then me, don't know why it is, it's definately genetic to some extent, I've observed a lot of people aging, because aging well was something that concerned me.

You see, I wanted to become a successful musician and I know your appearance plays a big role in anything involving being on stage or performing for people. I didn't just decide to play simple music, I wanted to play technically difficult, and progressive innovative type of music and also learn now to write masterful songs and sing etc it was taking me longer, then simply being an early 20 year old, so I decided I'd just take really good care of myself because like age doesn't, after as much If you don't show your age. The entertainment industry places a lot od emphasis on youth.
Anonymous No.214440478
Smoking ages you really fast though, I've known some people who didn't show their age very much who smoked regularly, but it still aged them a lot they would have still looked way younger if they didn't smoke. I know that after only having a couple of cigarettes it would change my face and I'd get more fine lines slowly, it's crazy to think that it can age you that fast
Anonymous No.214440496
>>214423320 (OP)
he married crazy jolie, he gets a pass...
Anonymous No.214440526
Look at all the lines on his face that's from smoking all the time
Anonymous No.214440578
>>214425980
>Diet is almost entirely worthless, genetics are everything.

the biggest blackpill about brad pitt is that he did all these drugs and all this booze AND engaged in the most brutal divorce ever for like a decade and he STILL looks great, hes sufferend and been tested in ways most men havent, but youd never know it, genes are absurdly unfair
Anonymous No.214440737 >>214441761 >>214442189
I would say brad pitt looks his age.

Look at the lines on his forehead they're really deep. The only difference between him and someone else is that brad pitt is not fat or out of shape and also he doesn't have gray hair all over his head.

Brad pitt is good looking, and is still good looking in his 60s, I think that's what everyone is confused about
Anonymous No.214440759 >>214440807
>>214427418
Your pops spend his first 50 years doing manual labor, not sitting on a chair and shitposting while smoking a pack per day. Guess whose heart of you 2 could take a beating from the smoking.
Anonymous No.214440807
>>214440759
My grandpa died of smoking at 50 and my dad is 60 and I feel great.
Anonymous No.214440900
where is your adidas sweatpants and boots slav bro?
Anonymous No.214441672 >>214443989
how many retards fell for his Tyler Durden character saying no to self improvement
Anonymous No.214441761 >>214442189
>>214440737
Amazing hairline too.
Anonymous No.214442189
>>214441761
>>214440737
The reason for non-gray hairline is hairplugs.
Anonymous No.214442861
>>214438101
The zestmaster
Anonymous No.214442987 >>214444614
>>214423320 (OP)
Brad Pitt must have otherworldly levels of self centered narcissism to survive in Hollywood. Nihilism just permeates his being.

I can't wait for him to get old.
Anonymous No.214443989
>>214441672
Self-improvement is only necessary if you're not perfect already.
Anonymous No.214444258
>>214423320 (OP)
Wait, Braddu Pittu wears the same manlet shoes as RDJr?
Anonymous No.214444599
>>214423332
Doing healthy eating and behaviors does not balance out damage from drugs or eating other unhealthy items. If it did powerlifters and athletes would live longer than normal people.
Anonymous No.214444614
>>214442987
He’s going to die just like Patrick Swayze
Anonymous No.214444767
>>214426458
Yet an Abrams tank runs about the same on liquor or perfume as it does on jet fuel. Maybe your analogy is retarded.
Anonymous No.214444850
>>214440354
>I'm like in my 30s and I still get I.D'ed on a regular basis, I dont really shoe my age, I use the gym frequently, don't sun tan, and don't drink or smoke alcohol, but I also used to rarely drink any sugar or fast food and like cooked all my meals.
You are fucking with us with this shit, right?
Anonymous No.214445066
Yes anon, if you eat healthy and exercise a lot then you can do things like smoke the occasional cigarette and get drunk every so often and still look great