Thread 214423603

ANAKIN, CHANCELLOR PALPATINE IS EVIL!

>>214423603 (OP)
Episode III is kino but this duel should be 5 minutes shorter

>>214423603 (OP)
>mog Obi Wan when they train
>suddendly get his shit stomped on Mustafar
BRAVO LUCAS

>>214423641
It should have been 5 hours longer. It was the ultimate moment of the entire franchise and lore

>>214423626
I watched that movie yesterday and it was pure kino
RIP Nelvana

Is Palpatine absolutely evil?

>>214423641
It just needed direction or some kind of pacing, instead it was a slog of CGI and lightsaber choreography. The background didn't matter at all, like when they got on the platform zooming over the lava, it was just set decoration. Neither one had any real task or plan or purpose beyond swinging their lightsaber around. There's nothing to do but wait until Anakin gets his limbs sliced off.

>>214423626
MY NAME IS SHEEV
THANKS A LOT
I KNOW YOU LIKE THE FORCE I'VE GOT

>>214423603 (OP)
Anakin, thast seabass isn´t from Chile

>>214423784
I'M THE MAN

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL
>self governing council that acts as peace negotiators are really a clandestine black ops group
>sworn to the senate yet try to spy on the head of the senate
>try to kill head of senate without a trial
>supported a ”democracy”
He kind of had a point

>>214423848
They also stole babies and brainwashed them into joining their death cult. Also left Anakin's mom's a slave for the lulz.

>>214423603 (OP)
Just a reminder that the Galaxy prospered under Palpatine's rule.

We basically watch Star Wars from the POV of space terrorists, which are like 0000000.1% of the Empire's population. It's like watching the world from ISIS perspective.

>>214423848
>self governing council that acts as peace negotiators are really a clandestine black ops group
They had superpowered monks and the best and brightest people in the galaxy on their side, they were more than qualified to call the shots
>sworn to the senate yet try to spy on the head of the senate
He was suspected of being the in-universe equivalent of a satanist or whatever
>try to kill head of senate without a trial
>supported a ”democracy”
Again, satanist, this time they had proof

>>214423848
>He kind of had a point
Not really, the point in that situation isn't that the Jedi are perfect or morally sound. It's that they sure as shit aren't as bad as fucking Palpatine and deserving of literal death.

It's like if aliens were invading and killing everyone, and you sided with them just out of spite for your own country's govt. Pretty retarded.

>>214423944
>It's like if aliens were invading and killing everyone, and you sided with them just out of spite for your own country's govt.
Who would do such a thing?

>>214423921
>They had superpowered monks and the best and brightest people in the galaxy on their side, they were more than qualified to call the shots
You could make the same argument for the sith
>He was suspected of being the in-universe equivalent of a satanist or whatever
That’s not very democratic or libertine of them. Church and state separate no? Freedom of religion?
>Again, satanist, this time they had proof
Then take it to trial if you have proof, what’s your charge? Being a sith? Is that illegal?
>>214423944
They brought peace to the galaxy anon
>yeah but they’re le bad! So we have to kill them! Don’t you hear the ominous music too!
Yes very civilized process you have

>>214423944
avatar 4 plot

>>214423641
This duel should take up the entire duration of the film, you unutterable pleb.

>>214423713
What inspires Anakin's authoritarian tendencies? As a literal child slave you would think he would believe the opposite.

>>214424972
>As a literal child slave you would think he would believe the opposite.
Why? The first thing most freed blacks did was get them some slaves.

>>214424972
Revenge desu. I had shitty childhood with authoritarian with horrible father and grandmother and became rebelious, but then controlling and authoritarian myself in my years. Thank you for this post reddit.

>>214425008
That's a myth, they mostly bought their own family members to free them.

Anakin was just freed and left in hostile environment, he was adopted by space monks who subscribe to light, good, harmony etc. His admission that people should be forced to make the "right" decision flies in the face of that.

>>214425107
Even in Liberia?

>>214424972
a child slave thats basically told hes the chosen one most strongest man of all time
probably decided he had the power now so its his turn

>>214423654
the darksside relies on rage, gives you power, but robs you of clarity and control. It is pretty clear.

>>214424972
>why did people with trauma perpetuate it on others?

truly a mystery for the ages

>>214423654
be fair anakin just got done cutting down all the padawans and probably a few knights at croissant

>>214425519
That flies in the face of his jedi training.

>>214425570
He was raised to believe the opposite after adopted by the jedi.

>>214425720
Almost like their rigid training wasn't well suited for Anakin's personality. I wonder if they mentioned that in the story?

>>214425720
wonder what his training said about fucking padme rawdog
and we know teen/early adult men NEVER rebel against their strict teachings

>>214424972
>As a literal child slave you would think he would believe the opposite.
The democracy of the republic did not exist out there on Tatooine. Its ideals did not help him or his mother. Anakin and Padme saw firsthand how bureaucracy got in the way, although he likely experienced it much later during his ten years with Obi-wan. I believe it was Obi-wan who instilled in him some of his own distrust of politicians. It's not unlikely that given his circumstances, Anakin might come to the conclusion that big governing bodies with lots of opinions is the opposite of what it needs to get things done.

>>214425810
>>214425824
This sounds like a nature>nuture stance and given the whole midechlorian addition it's fitting for George Lucas. It rightly doesn't sit well with myself and others, especially considering his slavery backstory is twisted to make him out to be a bad person.

>>214423848
>try to kill head of senate without a trial
NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST KILL THE EVIL GUY THAT ATTACKED YOU ORDERED THE MURDER OF THOUSANDS AND TRIED TO ENSLAVE THE WHOLE GALAXY THAT'S THE REAL EVIL

>>214423848
>are really a clandestine black ops group
How?

>>214423603 (OP)
>ANON, THE TV JANNIES ARE EVIL!

>>214425881
>This sounds like a nature>nuture stance
amigo, being raised as a slave and all of the trauma that entails isn't fucking nature.
>especially considering his slavery backstory is twisted to make him out to be a bad person.
I hate to break it to you amigo, but that's usually what makes people bad. Cycles of trauma and all that.

>>214425882
If you have proof, take it trial.
>>214425894
>Hey here’s a special political mission on the hush hush please use your magic ninja powers to assert our agenda

>>214423654
He had the high ground.

>>214426061
>If you have proof, take it trial
HEY ANAKIN! MAKE SURE YOU GET THIS ON VIDEO! WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME EVIDENCE FOR THE GRAND JURY INDICTMENT!

>>214423603 (OP)
Palpatine gave a nice birthday message for Epstein

>>214426427
He was defending himself from an illegal coup. Windu also said he would kill him without a trial. He has a right to defend himself.

>>214424972
His mother was raped to death by sandnigs and younglings

>>214426585
Palpatine had dual citizenship

>>214423626
lol'd

About time more people got into R&R

>>214425882
>NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST KILL THE EVIL GUY THAT ATTACKED YOU ORDERED THE MURDER OF THOUSANDS AND TRIED TO ENSLAVE THE WHOLE GALAXY THAT'S THE REAL EVIL
From a certain point of view... >>>/wsg/5966040

>>214423603 (OP)
I'm glad Star Wars gain momentum among Zillenials and Zoomers despite Disney's attemps at shitting at it.

Hayden is getting his well deserved praise and love after all these years of being sharted on.

>>214423603 (OP)
>FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL!!
Prequelbabbies will seriously defend this dialogue.

>>214427303
>Hayden is getting his well deserved praise and love after all these years of being sharted on.
He was fucking awful in the role and you know it. If you want him actually acting well, go watch "Shattered Glass."

>>214427191
why did mace telegraph his attack so hard

>>214427331
>>214427350
opinion discarded, there was no one better for Anakin than him

>>214423654
Obi-wan used his Jew-di tricks to catch Anakin off guard (and despite Anakin being presented as "high" off his own prowess and gone off the deep end he didn't really want to kill Obi-Wan - there was multiple opportunities for a killing blow he let slide)

HIS NAME IS SHEEV

>>214427365
Internal conflict.

>>214427541
GEG

>>214427541
Jesus Christ, Raimi

Why do Star Wars fans glaze this retarded-speaking, weirdo, pedo, manlet green goblin so much?

>>214423821
bit of a shit lord imo

>>214423654
The Force works in the mysterious ways.

>>214427649
incredibly ignorant.

>>214427649
What a faggot.

>>214423654
What's even worse he lost in Rogue One as full armored Vader, despite stomping Obi Wan in the first episodes. If I was Palps, I would just leave this shitter to die right there.

To Mai Poyn T'Oviou, DJ Dye are evil!

This is probably the funniest line in the whole thing.

>>214423603 (OP)
I am all the Palpatines

Was Palpatine on the Epstein list?

I watched this AI slop musical:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9OmUsV-gh0
and got intrigued in the actual scene. Good Lord, it's such shitty dialog.

>>214429194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WDzSu45QFY

Star Wars have one of the best youtube parodies

>>214426061
>>Hey here’s a special political mission on the hush hush please use your magic ninja powers to assert our agenda
It's all simple negotiation missions, brownoid.

>>214423603 (OP)
>Padme dies of a broken heart

>>214427899
>he lost in Rogue One as full armored Vader
No he didn't

>>214427649
>he says while starring in a far worse crime on Star Wars

>>214429512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO8Bk03Xv90

He did unfortunately.

>>214429244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejQBbnzYIWg

>>214423641
it was awkwardly long, with the rope swinging etc. just a lot of goofy shit

>>214429654
thats not rogue one

>>214429848
I'm drunk and retarded, sorry.

>>214423713
No, he's the senate.

>>214429810
ITS A RAVE!!!!

>I am Alda Sith!
Who the fuck was Alda Sith? Were they trying to imply this wasn't actually Palpatine here?

>>214430052
Alda Sith is the creator of the Sith and the true mastermind behind the events of all 9 films. He momentarily took control of Palpatine to try and defeat Rey, but his good-natured sibling Alda Jedi (creator of the Jedi) intervened and helped Rey destroy his host and repel him. They will be officially revealed in the next trilogy

FINN, MY ARCH NEMESIS.

>>214430052
>>214430106
I'm so tired of JJ's mystery box bullshit

>>214424972
He was living proof the system wouldn't do shit to help slaves like himself because the Hutts are rich.
Then his first time out in the galaxy, the republic is worse than useless in solving the crisis and only fascist Gungan and Naboo military force solved the problem
The in the clone wars, once again the more fascist elements of the war effort are what saves the day while the senate lines it's pockets and bickers over technicalities and petty divisions
Palpatine was obviously the wrong horse, but his original of overthrowing him and running things better than the Republic, under a unified and central government with clear vision, had merit

>>214425720
>That flies in the face of his jedi training.
So do the actions of the jedi over the course of the war. He saw so much hypocrisy that it was natural to conclude the jedi just espoused one thing and ultimately did another, so the code was bullshit. Just a mask for legitimacy and something to hide behind when it was convenient instead of being accountable for decision making

>>214426427
They literally had holofilm of Anakin bowing to Palpatine the chancellors office. They actually could have done this