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https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2025/9/9/jurassic-world-rebirth-sequel-seemingly-sets-up-june-9-2028-release

Scarlett Johansson confirmed to return.

>>214427610 (OP)
I don't even bother pirating these anymore.

>>214427610 (OP)
Is that a fucking turtle?

How in the fuck are there so many new JP movies? Like what even is the plot at this point? How many times can you build a park and have it fail and do it again?

Worst world movie yet. Scarjo was terrible

>>214427638
It's Wingless Rodan

>>214427658
From what I understand, the dinos now have magic anti-cancer blood, so scarjo needs to collect the blood.

>>214427658
They print money, even in a down year

The second Jurassic World was my last. It was total shit. Didn't watch the 3rd since people said it was worse. Considered watching rebirth since I like spino, but I saw webms of the rancor and flying raptors and decided against it.

>>214427638
skeksis are back

>>214427610 (OP)
I'm currently watching it, the intro with the Snickers wrapper is the dumbest shit I've ever seen.
I also wish that the spic family had gotten eaten.

>>214427610 (OP)
This crap is never going to stop until people stop paying to watch this trash.

>>214427658
Only two of them have been about parks.

JP2 was about poachers and black kids
JP3 was a rescue mission
JW2 was about saving dinos from a volcano and a loli from her dad or something
JW3 was about dino blood curing locust plagues
JWR was about dino blood curing cancer

>>214427917
>JW2 was about saving dinos from a volcano and a loli from her dad or something
JW2 was about selling dinos.

yeah ok
now imagine fucking her trimmed wet pussy

>>214427658
The first Jurassic World benefited from nostalgia and the long gap since the original trilogy, which helped it earn the most at the box office.

Since then, each sequel has brought in slightly less, showing the law of diminishing returns at work

What number will be low enough to call it quits?

>>214427620
This. I stopped after the second Jurassic world movie. The producers spent 99% of the budget on CGI slop and less than 1% on plot development and writing

>>214427610 (OP)
These movies are just weak monster movies. Dinosaurs used to be mysterious and alluring. Michael Chrichton understood this and added in all these lore. Dilophosaurus? Oh yea, it spits venom. Velociraptors? Highly intelligent pack hunters. Carnotaurus? Has a specialized camouflage technique. Oh and what did Jurassic World do? Yea, made that genetic engineering. Oh and for some reason an animal thats been isolated its whole life "speaks raptor" They gutted the science and made it gobbledegook. I miss the park, getting systems online, dealing with mother nature, dealing with the impossibility of it all. They just don't know what to copy. Movies can't be original, they have steal, and there's no film series that features big animals all the time.
There's nothing fun left.

>>214427777
CHECKED

>>214427658
something something we need Dino dna to turn humans into dinosaurs
they pretty much just reverted and made a knock off of the land time forgot. There was some article i remember reading saying they had like 20 different ideas but i seriously doubt that.

>>214428032
They'll just keep lowering the budgets. Which means we'll be getting more of this trash for at least another decade

These will become the first movies generated entirely by AI from start to finish

>>214427610 (OP)
Forget about latino audience.

We dont like brown people and less if they are ilegal chicanos that born in usa.
In argentina we are white, not brown so fuck stereotipes.
Put hot blonde big ass skinny argentinian women and we consider.
Or even brasilians or chilean women.

Tited of ugly browns from ecuador mexico Colombia central america.

That familiy looks exactly like the venezuelans who live next door, i hate them.

>>214427610 (OP)
Hell yeah, need more milf Scarlett.

>>214427777
quads of wisdom

FUCK YEAH!
This movie was so freaking fun.

we got big titties to look at after Bryce's dumptruck ass so I'm good

>>214428217
BOOBS; that is all

>>214427610 (OP)
We have better dinokino now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixXxdWY6d68

>>214428269
sick, hope it's good. i've been wondering for a while now why nobody else is making dino movies so it's nice to see one

>>214428032
Thats very deceptive image. Each Jurassic World since Fallen Kingdom has actually been MORE PROFITABLE since they keep reducing the budget.

>>214428269
>Vietnam
>Fortunate Son
>Raptors
>Tricia Helfer
Kino.

>>214428269
Fucking KINO.
>this ain’t a walk in the park, lmao

>>214428410
>Tricia Helfer
>5’10” former model with A+ genes
>zero children
GRIM

>>214428539
>zero children
Ouch.

>>214427610 (OP)
Scarlett Johansson will be 43 when this movie comes out. Depending on a woman that's passed her prime to help continue building a franchise decreasing in popularity is certainly a choice

>>214427978
"My son's green is beautiful"

>>214428032
AFAIK the last Transformers earned 500 million?

>>214427620
I pirate them, but I haven't watched any since World. I'm just one of those 'tards that feels the need to have the whole series on the very off chance I'll want to watch them one day.

>>214427638
It's far far post wall scarjo.

>>214428681
It's either desperate marketers or the avengers movies implanted her into zoomer minds the same way carrie fisher got implanted into the boomers.

>>214427610 (OP)
oh no, its the birdsaurus. already saw his friend downsyndromesaurus being discussed avidly on jewtube, like 28 years later was discussed here. retards really enjoy gobbling their slop dont they

Jurassic Park/World, but the dinosaurs are world war z style zombies

Based

why do the dinos have no feathers?

the movie was meh but it was the best Scarlett has looked for about 15 years

>>214427620
Same, I think the HD version of it has been circulating for some months now, I don't even care

>>214428032
They are making more than Marvel and DCU slop, I will guess they will stop making them if the film fails to do 500

They should go full Planet of the Apes with these and make it a post-apocalyptic story with dinos

>>214432757
Yeah, if they already went full stupid with the second and third jurassic world movies that have like 50 dinosaurs scaping cautivity and somehow invading earth

she is so back

>2025
>no Icthyosaurs anywhere in the jurassic park franchise

>>214432918
I'm glad she got over that frumpy phase where she cut her hair short and got a breast reduction, she was turning into Hillary Cilton

>>214427777
The Nu Spinos are incredibly shit and aren't even a fraction as scary as the OG Spino.

>>214427860
they were an awful addition and none of them are redeeming characters.

>>214427860
>>214433128
Apologize.

>>214433155
only if he gets me a free college degree in something i can halfass as a career for money

>>214433199
Best he can do is redecorate your bathroom.

>>214433155
Those two had redeeming features. They were a pivotal plot point with motivation that anyone could understand. They were rich retards who wanted their son back and as expected of rich retards made every mistake they could accomplishing that.

>>214427610 (OP)
good, rebirth was like a breath of fresh air with that stale fucking formula they used for the other movies

>>214432940
>got a breast reduction
retard alert

>>214433155
shit movie

>>214427978
If there was ever a picture to demonstrate just how old Scarjo can look, this is it. Everything from her expression to gravity on her skin to those old maid hands. She just looks so tired of it all. It'd be the perfect image to add a "It's all so tiresome" caption to.

>>214433408
Nah.

>>214433408
spinosaur, eat this guy for us kay?

>>214427658
this time it's a jurassic death star

>>214427620
My wife likes them so I downloaded them for her. I didn't particularly mind this last one, it seemed inoffensive enough.