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Anonymous No.214432397 >>214432464 >>214432727 >>214432770 >>214432883 >>214432965 >>214433049 >>214433506 >>214433781 >>214433900 >>214438056
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
Anonymous No.214432450
Not really.
Anonymous No.214432464 >>214432590
>>214432397 (OP)
I'm interested in where it's going.
Anonymous No.214432590 >>214433568
>>214432464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-HPIy4rdfY
Anonymous No.214432690 >>214432702 >>214432715 >>214433009 >>214433106 >>214434816 >>214435395
why did she put a scope on a shotgun
Anonymous No.214432702 >>214432750
>>214432690
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleOfCool
Anonymous No.214432715 >>214432750 >>214433126
>>214432690
https://thegunclub.quora.com/Are-there-any-common-or-practical-reasons-for-putting-a-scope-on-a-shotgun-or-are-shotgun-scopes-more-of-a-niche-require
Anonymous No.214432727
>>214432397 (OP)
Typical modem woke movie. The man is naked but the woman has clothes on.
Anonymous No.214432750 >>214433640
>>214432702
>>214432715
thanks bots, but its still retarded
Anonymous No.214432769
Anonymous No.214432770
>>214432397 (OP)
How are you supposed to watch this and not root for the guy bleeding out and fighting for his life?
Anonymous No.214432883 >>214432937
>>214432397 (OP)
>Oh no, I was raped by Chad!! Now I need REVENGE (2017)
Is this the most unbelievable premise in film?
Anonymous No.214432937
>>214432883
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_and_revenge

You need to watch more movies
Anonymous No.214432965
>>214432397 (OP)
Brangelina
Anonymous No.214433009
>>214432690
You wouldn't get it, scrub
Anonymous No.214433049 >>214433091 >>214433131 >>214433133 >>214433352 >>214433369 >>214433655 >>214433785 >>214433961 >>214434154 >>214434443 >>214434493 >>214436071 >>214436114 >>214436746 >>214436772
>>214432397 (OP)
It's all only male nudity now huh
Anonymous No.214433091
>>214433049
what the
Anonymous No.214433106
>>214432690
>slugs u
nothin personnel kid
Anonymous No.214433126 >>214433490 >>214433524 >>214437111
>>214432715
>quora
Anonymous No.214433131 >>214433442
>>214433049
Dis nigga got a big ass dick
Anonymous No.214433133 >>214433442
>>214433049
dicklet bros...
Anonymous No.214433352
>>214433049
It's a prosthetic.
Anonymous No.214433369 >>214433442
>>214433049
im never recovering from this
Anonymous No.214433442 >>214433503 >>214433713
>>214433131
>>214433133
>>214433369
>this weirdly shaped club of a fake dick makes me feel bad
u wot
Anonymous No.214433490
>>214433126
Quora walked, so @Grok could tell us if it's true.
Anonymous No.214433503 >>214433540
>>214433442
Not being able to discern jokes is a sign of autism.
Anonymous No.214433506
>>214432397 (OP)
That was just a normal Wednesday back home. Funny how it was alcohol that got them both in the end.
Anonymous No.214433524
>>214433126
Okay, but consider the following:

I am Brahmin.

I bet you feel really stupid right now.
Anonymous No.214433540 >>214433587
>>214433503
>this weirdly shaped club of a fake dick
Not being able to discern jokes is a sign of autism.
Anonymous No.214433568
>>214432590
wtf was that? did jeets draw this gore?
Anonymous No.214433587
>>214433540
:^)
Anonymous No.214433640 >>214433784
>>214432750
Why would someone script a bot to scan posts for the word 'shotgun' and 'scope' and post TV Tropes links
Anonymous No.214433655 >>214433836
>>214433049
What's this from?
Anonymous No.214433713 >>214433741
>>214433442
dicklet cope
Anonymous No.214433741 >>214433785 >>214433796
>>214433713
If it isn't immediately apparent to you that that prosthetic is grotesque, you have problems.
Anonymous No.214433781
>>214432397 (OP)
Anonymous No.214433784
>>214433640
Anons have done weird things like that in the past.
Anonymous No.214433785
>>214433049
>>214433741
It's like they were sculpting a horse cock and near the end remembered it was supposed to be human and had to quickly fix it.
Anonymous No.214433796 >>214433833
>>214433741
dicklets just can't stop losing
Anonymous No.214433833 >>214433867 >>214433948
>>214433796
>if I just keep stuffing straw eventually he'll concede
Anonymous No.214433836
>>214433655
the brink
Anonymous No.214433867
>>214433833
(no, stopping replying isn't conceding)
Anonymous No.214433900
>>214432397 (OP)
The movie wasn’t bad but this ending got kinda goofy
Anonymous No.214433948
>>214433833
dicklets can't contain their seethe when faced with BWC
Anonymous No.214433961 >>214434588
>>214433049
>Those tan lines ick
I'm not even joking I did not notice the penis the first time and saw all the replies and watched again holy moly
Anonymous No.214434154
>>214433049
Is this a world where horse people exist?
Anonymous No.214434443 >>214434749
>>214433049
ngl he's got ass
Anonymous No.214434493
>>214433049
>circumcised
Anonymous No.214434588
>>214433961
what's wrong with the tan lines?
Anonymous No.214434749
>>214434443
gay
Anonymous No.214434816 >>214434920
>>214432690
Never heard of a slug gun?
Anonymous No.214434920 >>214435754
>>214434816
>american shoot slugs with shotguns
just use a lil salt you fucking moron
Anonymous No.214435395
>>214432690
despite what movies teach kids shotguns are perfectly accurate even at long distance
15 cm groupings at 100 meters are a norm for slugs
and even shitty buckshot is great up to 50 meters
Anonymous No.214435754
>>214434920
We do.
Anonymous No.214435953
lmao
Anonymous No.214436071 >>214436151
>>214433049
I'm to believe he apparently has a 9" flaccid dick but doesn't have any balls?
Anonymous No.214436114 >>214436151
>>214433049
How do i get a body like this
Anonymous No.214436151 >>214436660 >>214437963
>>214436071
its fake

>>214436114
genetics, gym, prosthetics
Anonymous No.214436660 >>214436741
>>214436151
>its fake
Are you sure?
Anonymous No.214436741
>>214436660
just look at it
Anonymous No.214436746 >>214436772 >>214438031
>>214433049
I'm enjoying this "old hag has young studs lusting after her" wave of kino we've been getting in the past few years
Anonymous No.214436772
>>214433049
>>214436746
modern cinema/tv have so much milf cfnm its peak
Anonymous No.214437111
>>214433126
Quora has some of the best incest fics tho
Anonymous No.214437963
>>214436151
No shit it's fake retard, I'm just saying, they couldn't spring for some balls too ?
Anonymous No.214438031 >>214438090 >>214438107
>>214436746
my girlfriend is 10 years older than me and is bimbo-maxxing and i love her. She used to work out a lot, has a big tight ass, got a boob job, now she can't work out as hard and is softening up, gets botox from time to time. She's complained about having her heart broken time and time again, she wants something monogamous and consistent and doesn't even care that im broke. I'm her arm candy, and i give her the love and attention she's been missing. Our first date i scored her premium ketamine because i have excellent connection, we cuddled up and watched Ozarks, both our first time watching it. I love this woman. She wants kids too and im not sure if she's on the pill, but I'm never pulling out.
I love her. I'm not saying younger guys gotta find someone older, I just truly hope all you anons find something like I found, something that feels like i died and I'm just bleeding out and having a fever dream from how unreal and lucky i feel.
Anonymous No.214438056
>>214432397 (OP)
>Guy is naked
>Woman is fully clothed.
I'm so fucking sick of modern movies.
Anonymous No.214438090
>>214438031
Enjoy while it last buddy
Anonymous No.214438107
>>214438031
You sound weird but good for you