Thread 214436373

HOH: Lauren
Noms: Keanu, Ashley, Will
Veto: Morgan

previously on /bb/: >>214429238

lauren

>>214436373 (OP)
someone give them both jag turbans

sorry black people

BOREN GOTTA GO
AVA GOTTA GO
KEANU GOTTA GO

Bros I don't want Keanu to go.

>>214436373 (OP)
Anyone else get Fredo vibes from Vinny?

>>214436414
he still has blockbuster
trust the king

BAYOU BADDIE

Not even gonna own it, Vinny?

Lauren would have won

I'm sorry Laurenfags I just can't stand her.

laurenbros... explain that strategy

>i really hope my time is the fastest because i want to win this veto and take myself off the block
we really needed that dr

the. decision.

Reminder Cam took half an hour on this

>>214436386
ooo that's one of my screencaps edited with ms paints

Lol Vince thought he WON?

Lauren would've won easily if she didn't sandbag.
Lauren is hiding her power level. I hope she wins.

>>214436373 (OP)
I'm confused bros, is tomorrow the last night of the blockbuster? How would they do a blockbuster on the Sept. 18th episode on top of a triple eviction? thats pretty fucked to play so many comps in one live episode

time's up laurenfags

>>214436410
why is she doing the same white-people face that Kat does? she's not even fully white

>>214436497
He threw but he's not owning up to it, even in the DR

Yjk Morgan is going to be seething when she finds out Lauren threw this comp when she gets out of the house.

>>214436515
i dont know but i dont think production knows either

>>214436515
Yeah the math ain't mathin'

>>214436539
is it confirmed?

>>214436532
this image is fake, morgan wouldnt do this

>>214436451
Producers will cook the comp so he goes home.

>>214436515
i was wondering that too kek

very dumb move by Lauren
you want to build your resume at this point in the game, plus just keep noms the same and keanu stays loyal

fuck that deaf retard for getting production to stop showing all the shitty results during timed comps

>>214436515
triple eviction is pure fan speculation. it has not been confirmed

lauren would have mindbroken morgan if she didnt throw that

>>214436515
no guarantee there is a triple eviction
it might be blockbuster eviction first hour, regular eviction second
then next week F5 surprise eviction on wednesday (like pre-BB21), F4 eviction on Thursday

There's so much batshit chaos going on in the world it's impossible for me to care about this right now

FIRST RACHEL AND NOW KEANU?!?!? WHY EVEN WATCH?!?!?!

>>214436573
Qrd?

>nfl running AI ads now
Fucking yikes

>>214436607
nah

>>214436598
idk? that neck shot was wild

>>214436564
should have won, used it on wont and put up keanu

modern big brother this late is ruin the season around jury, one normal boring week, triple eviction, final vote

I wish Kelley hit me up while she was in her "serial dater" phase

>>214436578
>>214436584
unless they somehow contrive a twist like a battleback to throw someone back in they no longer need to do a triple thanks to rachel's twistfucking. my assumption is 18 is a double eviction

>>214436602
As long as we have Morgo melties and Vinny the rat it's worth watching

>>214436643
>18
the episode on the 18th* damn I'm tired

>>214436598
reap what you sow

>>214436645
lmao saved

>>214436643
truth is they dont even need a double. the assumption is its a month of mayhem and they can eliminate and extra HG every friday

at the end of the day, do you girl

I can see the differences in the comics pretty easily by crossing my eyes so the images overlap and then looking for rhe blurry parts

>>214436432
for the longest time i thought he was norwooding or had some bald patch cuz of beanie all the time

so many delicious lauren caps tonight

>>214436677
Funny how blacks and leftists think there's gonna be no fallout from this

>>214436645
nice

>>214436730
funny how you are jumping to all kinds of conclusions

gd ashley

>>214436749
Nothing ever happens gang where we at

folks love captain will

>>214436749
You can be as smug as you want, you know it's over for you. We're in power, you're not and you just kicked the wrong hornets nest.

>>214436489
he maxed out the timer at 1 hour

>>214436784
lol ok tough guy listen to yourself

FOLKS LOVE CAPTAIN WILL

Production is gonna cook the comps so Keanu loses. Screencap this

BORING EPISODE

>>214436730
Funny how you aint gonna do shit about it, bitch

>>214436799
they want will evicted?

You guys gonna be watching Survivor 49? Think I might skip this one because the cast looks like such duds.

>>214436803
what would you expect from a Lauren HOH episode

>>214436645
very cute sikh couple!

>>214436812
looks like shit
skipping until 50 to see Coach

>>214436803
Tell why it was boring, anon.
It has to do with the HOH, right?

>>214436812
for me?
its the straya world -> s50
>>214436823
based

hoh girls discussing bra sizes

>>214436799
If Keanu loses it's just going to be a BB22/25-tier boring endgame with Vince/Lauren/Morgan picking everyone off

>>214436799
>production wanting 2/3 of their favorite houseguests out in one week
not a chance in hell, they've already melted down over rachel KWABing herself out of the house with the twist, no way they're losing keanu

>>214436839
you must mean lauren and vince cause morgan will only target lauren and wont stop until succeeds or lauren gets her out first

>>214436839
you would never say the same thing about BB20 (where the picking off started much earlier)

>>214436798
>keanu becomes a performative cunt like his mommy
he can leave tomorrow

so she did threw it >.<

No hints towards double/triple elimination or a twist?

vince said he wants to meet turner

told you he is a hipster douchebag

>>214436888
check'd trips
should be next week

>>214436888
given the 18th is the 2 hour episode my guess is tomorrow is a normal eviction while next week is a double or some other double evictionesque twist

late game lauren is going to dan vince. just you watch

>>214436829
>for me?
>its the straya world -> s50
Started off strong but it lost me when they hit merge and the aussies started sucking off Parvati and Cirie.

ava zingbotting lauren

>LAUURREENNN IM CALCULATING HOW MANY WORDS YOUVE SAID ALL SEASON... long pause... FIIIIIVVEEEEE

>>214436903
like 10% of all of lauren's DRs the entire season occurred during this episode lmao

>>214436645
is this real

>>214436903
why does vince always have the most drs during a lauren hoh week

>>214436915
ye i think it should've been just US vs straya, the french girl and that other chick worshipped cirie parvatti

>>214436910
>to dan vince
lose to him 6-1 in F2?

pretty funny cause morgan was coping hard the other night saying she knows for a fact lauren didn’t throw the veto because it was so hard

>>214436936
he has had more DRs than both keanu and rachel grods pet vet
they absolutely love vince and have the whole season

>>214436373 (OP)
1. Lauren is so cute
2. Whoever told Rachel she’s a “legend” for being on big brother needs to be shot

btw no mention of the mastermind returning during or at the end of the episode

>>214436651
Did they actually kiss

morgan just told vince to be careful with the knife and took it from him lmao she is such a micro manager

>>214437010
ughhhhhhhh vince is in hell

A yandere that pegs you and eats your ass

There’s no way Vince didn’t throw that comp. He was clearly taking his time. Was he lying in the DR so that Morgan won’t be mad at him when she watches the episode?

girls can't dress cute for the block on eviction night due to blockbuster competition
it's a huge issue

>>214437052
ye it was pretty obvious, the whole imma say the words outloud, overt pointing to pictures, guess production didn't want it to be too mean to morgan

>>214437052
yeah no way ashley beat his score

>>214437051
>pegs you and eats your ass
kelsey would never

kek the ipod/iphone is from 2013

holy shit grodner

>>214437052

You uh got any sound? (Or a link?)

>>214437075
Most likely to avoid the samson option

>>214437075
could've at least gotten them the latest one

>>214437075
if it's from 2013 shouldn't it have an aux port? why are they using a lightning adapter?

>>214436410
her confederate jumped out real quick

>>214437075
i still use my gen 3 ipod nano from 2007. works great.

>>214437131
There is only one white person left in the house

>>214436401
is body-ody

>>214437130
lightening was introduced in 2012

Why does the BB fandom hate Lauren so much?

I'd eat lauren's poo

>>214437153
she brought southern harm

>>214437153
pretty young white girl who isn't allied with their hag favs and keeps winning comps and cucking said favs

>>214437153
she's not a girls girl

keanu's butthole was super tight during vince's blockbuster

>>214437084
https://x.com/AngeBaddie/status/1957289942234636796

>>214437147
hell yeah

i missed laurens zing on ava. they all said it was savage

>>214437156
agreed

>>214437186
I want Kelley to tell me how awful I am

Ava said she is a hippie

who is running the house?

>>214436703
no ones ever stopping her from eating floor nuggets again

>>214437214
Not anybody to Cody's level but Vince is the closest.

So Vinny/Ashley seemed to have actually succeeded in flipping Keanu to target Kelley/Ava/Lauren? I know yesterday Keanu was still fronting, but he seems pretty sold on the 'flower power' being a real alliance

>>214437214
>>214437225
vinny the lip, with how ava was going on about that nickname would've never thought she'd pick him first for the maze white lotus comp

>>214436824
gameplay was boring this week

>>214437214
If Vinny successfully gets Keanu to target Ava/Kelley on a Keanu HOH then Vincenzo

>>214437270
will you please tell morgo that?

wow that vibe kill of morgan going up to the hoh room

>>214437286
he wont, he is targeting lauren and if you miss your target your hoh is a complete failure. imagine thinking getting lauren out is a big move

>>214437312
I know Keanu will nom Lauren but its still a win for Vinny if he's able to stay off the block and also have Ava/Kelley otb with Lauren

kek ava and lauren dont want to go down there and face morgan

>>214437329
because kelley went and told everyone he is really targeting vince, morgan and lauren? you really going to give vince credit for that?

>>214436812
i skipped last years which apparently was a good thing from all i read about it. i might pop into the threads for this season. for sure going to watch 50 though

Lauren flipping herself off

dinner's ready

that chicken looks terrible

oh no lauren set her water bottle next to vince

anything good happening on feeds or should i hit the hay?

>lauren: this is soo good morgan

>goes and gets hoisen sauce to cover it

>>214437453
just assume morgan fumed about lauren for 8 hours

>when she first brought it out, it was really white lookin'
immediate feed cut

>>214437354
Only meant if Keanu views Vinny as untouchable again & wins HOH that would solidify Vinny in the best spot again for another week. So long as Lauren wins veto or blockbuster

>>214437153
fans are hags and hags hate pretty young girls

>>214437488
The AI cuts the feeds at the word "white." Last night, Ava was describing her perfect wedding dress and the feeds cut when she said it would have all-white sunflowers.

>>214437457
based

>>214437492
honestly, i can see keanu be remisted by vinny and putting up kelley lauren ava. if forced to renom someone, probably morgan or ashley
he said earlier even after all the betrayal from vince, that something inside him said to keep trusting him

>>214437153
I personally find her problematic, especially with her nominations.

Ashley is an Olive Garden gal

Hamsters eat each other?

lauren

>>214437733
is

>>214437751
a

>>214437801
princess

>>214436812
I wouldn't miss it bc there are folks there who will be on 50 (unless you plan to miss that too). Also it can't be worse than the garbage that was 48.

it really is incredible how terrible she was at this. she would make the right move and then go backwards over and over again. she was stuck in a loop of doing the same wrong move

Why does Rachel/fandom keep calling them newbies? Isn't that what every season is supposed to be?

>>214437849
imagine being tyler here

>>214437869
because rachel is a veteran

did they get booze or is that just laurens hoh beers?

>>214437965
at losing reality shows

paloma mentioned

the louisiana lady

kek tyler snuck in a hug on lauren like one of those guys on to catch a predator

>>214437664
When I was young my hamster killed its own children and killed its own mother shit was weird. Little nigga just snapped one night.

the bayou baddie

Uh oh, Lauren asked to join Morgan and Vince's game talk, and Morgan "really doesn't want her to join us"

>>214438288
what is even the point? lauren and morgan have sailed past each other already. there aint no way to bring those two together now
like what, if morgan wins HoH next week, she isnt going to put lauren up?

holy shit this ashley edit is annoying. she sucks so much

>>214438350
Lauren is scared

>>214438356
i wish they included her saying she was basing her personality off Elle Woods from legally blonde

>the keys in my nomination block

kek so thats where morgan gets it from

will took his nomination much better this time than the first time.

Lauren has packed her jammies for tonight

>>214438443
him acting upset was low key good move
after being nommed second week in a row he realized that unless he makes people uncomfortable he will become the pawnstar of the season

>>214438493
i dont think will is operating on that level. he was just mad

Will was at a Best Buy in California buying a new podcast microphone, because he broke the one he was using, when he got the call that he was a Big Brother finalist.

>>214438489
why is kelley wearing a party hat?

>>214438658
cause she likes to party

why do they still only choose 2 veto players when there are 3 nominations?

Ava wants to pop ping pong balls off her nipples for the next Mastermind elimination task

>>214438711
costume department are not making more than 6 veto costumes because grodner came up with some stupid twist

They should give the HoH room to Lauren every week because she's a princess

>>214438751
But can she balance the ball on a nipple? Next time onnnnn biiiig brotherrrr?

lauren you gotta drop vince girl. we end game now

>>214438809
Yeah, less allies is good

>>214438834
now you're getting it anon

>>214438791
that part

so are they doing double 18th and a double 25th?
or we thinking they sneak in some random elimination comp between the 18th and 25th? and a regular eviction 25th? 25th is a 90 min episode, thatd give em time to edit in an elimination comp

>hanging with ava this much
laurens a villain at this point

>>214439001
its weird how in life if you treat someone as an equal they usually reciprocate

>>214438977
nevermind, i just saw 17th is two hours as well? i have no idea what grod is cooking

>>214438977
you'll have to wait and see ay-non

>>214439058
Rachel has a key to unlock his mask

>hes a grown man
lmao avas infected her

>>214439098
oh fuck. im pretty hyped for how all this is going to get wrapped up

kek ouch lauren would have beat morgan and the melty would have been beautiful

>>214439225
really don’t understand why she didn’t just win and keep noms the same

>>214439238
maybe she didnt want another comp win? but most likely she didnt want to have to make another decision

>>214439238
did you watch the ep or the feeds? she wanted morgan and keanu otb on thursday. she didnt want keanu mad that she used the veto herself and then put him up.

laurens taking a tub

>>214439098
why would they let her wear that in an interview if it was supposed to be a big deal?

>>214439291
it’s an easter egg

LET US WATCH THE TUB

>>214439310
that camera guys got the best job

>>214439348
>he doesn't know of the toilet cams

damn, kelley was bout to drop some tea about ashley talking shit on vince but they cut away

its funny how aligned kelley and vince are on who they dont want at the end but they both want each other out as well

Morgan let Will know that he's finito if Keanu wins Blockbuster. Will said it was okay, they hugged, and then he started walking around the house happily saying "almost over, almost over" to himself.

>>214439551
ava and vince already told him earlier today

>>214439551
watch will win blockbuster and now vince and morgan gotta worry about him voting them out or putting them up

kelleys in the tub room with lauren

>>214439592
will wont be winning the blockbuster

haha they made morgan do the dishes too

ash or wonts final night...

Lauren is out of the tub. She dried her vulva.

Lauren: "Does Morgan hate me?"
Vince: "No"

kelley hoh

noms: morgan, vince, ashley

lauren wins the veto and saves vince again, keanu renom

keanu wins blockbuster

ava and lauren evict morgan

keanu/will real ass nigga moment

Keanu tearing up saying goodbye to Will

>>214439868
not because he wants him evicted, he just wants to make laurens hoh a flop so cry me a river

Morgan is seething she caught Vinny alone with Lauren in the hoh room

die morgan die

>>214439916
later morgan will tell vince everything he was saying is right and that lauren was wrong and she must be working with kelley so holy shit i have to get her out

vinny playing with his cock & balls in front of lauren and morgan

vince is such a pervert

>>214439953
>>214439954
>>214439970
real smooth, Vince

vinny painting kelley in a bad light so he can keep lauren all to himselfe

morgan schizoing out over lauren so she can keep vince to herself

>>214440014
kek i was on the other angle

>>214440014
lmao the fuck

>>214439735
This is my fav /bb/ image.
has been passed around since bb20 but still makes me laugh every time

kek laured

>HE MUST GO

vince saying kelley was told by ashley that vince and morgan are in a showmance
he ask if thats how it looks like to lauren, she shakes her head no
>i sure hope not

Ava is really gross

SHOWMANCE

>>214440103
he just jacks it anywhere any time

vince is telling lauren that kelley reminded him last night about their final 2
vince is saying it isnt true if kelley ever brings that up to lauren

lol vince telling lauren about his F2 he is pretending to not remember with kelley

>>214440169
should be a huge red flag to lauren after all the shit vince has pulled this season
but she'll probably just shrug it off as a whatevs

>>214439991
>>214440014
>>214440103
wtf, that egg costume must've been a god sent, no one would've known

>>214440059
its so good brett was awesome

Bond Girls is the most powerful alliance in the house

>>214440179
with how many times hes burned her she doesnt give a shit so aint nothing new

ava and ashley saying that got the shit end of the seasons
>why'd we have to get the jigsaw guy
>why'd we have to have three noms this whole season

>>214440144
yeah that last fart scared ashley

>>214440166
>>214440169
It's a good thing for Vince that Kelley just makes up shit for giggles so he might be able to get away with it

>will has the best social game in the game
>will proceeds to be voted out this week
thats a strong social game there people. you arent evicting will cause of his social game. you are keeping ashley because she is a house target for most people. will cant win anything and is dead weight and a vote you have to worry about

>>214439862
https://streamable.com/ws2vn4

>>214440202
they run this house

man, i feel like if keanu even gets to final 2. people are not going to vote for him out of spite

they all keep saying keanu is dumb but then they are al blindly going along with his plan to evict will to weaken laurens chances

>>214440322
evicting will is the best move

lauren admitting she already has an hoh robe

>>214440319
this jury is going to be bitter as hell. i really think the only ones who won't be bitter are vince and lauren.

Is Lauren really the first person to ever nominate four people of color in a single week?

why doesnt she tell vince she waited to press the button in comics?

>>214440353
keanu just did that last week

lauren telling vince he should come with her and ava gives him an out. he can claim he thought lauren turned on him first

>>214440382
I guess the Facebook hags aren't counting that

ashley telling papa wont her noms would be kelley lauren keanu, if one comes down, vinny will go up. she is not touching ava

>>214440404
Due to vinces lighter skin tone they are considering him to be white because they judge by the color of people's skin.

>>214440417
these retards are going to let ava win

>wont: they up at 3 oclock in the morning with M&Ms trying to decide who to go
kek

>>214440353
yeah

Basically Will doesn't want to die, but he's also not opposed to letting death take him

Ashley told Will that she wants him to keep the lawyer thing a secret in the jury house because she wants to be the one to reveal it during the finale.

>>214440468
yo i hear that

>>214440445
kek nice

>>214440486
wtf she told him?

>>214440486
shes no shelby

>>214440535
yeah, weeks ago

Ava and Lauren having a laugh about Keanu calling Morgan a snake

this week really took the piss outa vince

>>214440747
yeah he looks like shit. worn out and beaten down.

>i want will here
>he is a war veteran
>he has PTSD
>he deserves to be here, ashley doesnt
morgan setting him straight, he needs to play the game and not on emotions

AHHHH MY GROIN

>>214440342
explain

>you have to put your foot down vinny
>lauren is going to come running to you
>YOU have to put your foot down

>>214440851
yes put your foot down vinny
punt fucking morgo into the sun

lauren is has hair curlers in! for anyone that cares
im watching morgo talk at vince

Funny how the twitter crew that desperately wanted an all female alliance hates this three girl trio

kino hoh girls hair styling

>>214440838
Keanu is like a jilted friend since Lauren backdoored him.
His priorities are saving himself on blockbuster and weaken Lauren's HOH.
Some treat Will as a placeholder and want to vote out.
This is Lauren's second HOH where she has tried to take out Keanu.
On her first she did the same but took out Adrian. Hence, her first one was a dud.
If she fails this HOH, she's donezo.
Everyone on the jury would argue that her reign as HOH has major disappointment and she wouldn't win.

dont look at lauren

night vision lauren and kelley

wtf is Kelley talking about

>>214441243
shes explaining the plot of deadpool to lauren

NEW
>>214441292
>>214441292
>>214441292
>>214441292

>>214441032
lmao nobody is voting for lauren either way. its insanity. there is no move to be made that can make her look weaker that she already appears. ashley is going to cook those fools if they keep her. will is and lauren are the goats. keeping both of them makes all the sense in the world

>>214440838
Ava