Thread 214436898

>Whoops, sorry adopted cocky teenage latina daughter, didn't mean to walk in on you naked like that haha!
Did this scene honestly need to be included?

accidentally did that to my sisters friend once. it's just awkward.

>>214436898 (OP)
Everything is political these days.
Everything must shoehorn political messages in your face, the movie is second.

>>214436898 (OP)
Walberg has a weird vibe fr

>>214436981
her friend Tyrone?

>>214436993
is this a bait bot? the fuck is political about this

>>214436898 (OP)
Goddamn he's short

>2025
>3 moner threads
time to move on anon she's walled

>tfw i accidentally did these to my niece several times whenever she would stay at us

please lock the door ffs

when i was eight i walked in on my older sisters friend completely naked and peeing at a pool party (she was in a one piece suit) i knew she didnt lock the door (i was watching the door) it disturbs me that i was capable of that level of predatory behavior at eight

whoops I just tripped and my tongue fell into your tight pink latina pussy and slurped up your sweet sweet girlhoney oopsie daisy I'm such a klutz

anywaaaay SCHLROP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP MMMM YOU QUIVER SO GOOD FOR ME BABY MAKES MY DICK THROB MMMM SCHLHOP SCHLPOR SCHLORP SO GOOD SO GOOD TEEN LATINA PUSSY JUICE

>>214437113
But anon, if she did that then she wouldn't be able to show you her naked body without being a slut for it.

>>214437113
that must have been awful, share your trauma and tell us how she looked

>>214437113
hot

>>214437080
been walled*

>>214437021

It’s the BaitBot 9000.

>>214436898 (OP)
yes and it should have been extended like my penor was

>>214436898 (OP)
when braindances become a thing will we be able to see her?

>>214437113
happened to me as well but only once. she smartened up and locked the door

yeah... i've moved on

>>214437650
she's literally perfect

Don't people leave the bathroom door ajar when it's empty to avoid these situations?

>>214436898 (OP)
I see so many of these scenes in movies and tv shows of people walking in on someone in the bathroom or bedroom while they are undressing or naked or some other indecent situation. Do people not lock their doors?

>>214437683

i'm usually screaming so loud when i pass bowel movements people know to stay away. i never lock the door.

>>214437683
americans close doors and leave shoes on. very strange people.

>>214437650
these young latinas have like a 3 year shelf life max

>>214437694
its a jewish fantasy

>>214437728
axolotl has been around for 5 years and moner like 9

>>214436898 (OP)
What's this from?

>>214436993
The political message being what?

>>214437694
>Do people not lock their doors?
Hot girls never do, they want people to see

>>214437769
merced is walled and xochi just turned 19 so she has like 2-3 years years left if im being optimistic
sofia vergera has been the only latina to escape the wall

>>214437769
Exactly.

>no dora 2
how did they fumble this

If I had that hot latina teen daughter, I'd already have set up hidden cams. Hahaha jk

>>214437384
That fucking WHORE doesn’t she know who butters her bread!?

>>214437871
what a slut

>>214437019
surely there will come a day when this site gets a new joke

>>214437842
What, is she gonna serve me food or wash my car or something? Latinas age like ice cream on a hot day.

>>214437871
It was a couple months ago , they got a new chick

>>214438240
doesn't count then does it

>>214438058
we said the same thing about yo mama, and here we are

>at friends house
>sitting on his toilet trying to poo but I cant
>just a big fart
>start getting a boner
>huh gonna have to remove this from the bowl to not touch the seat
>take my dick out and set it on the toilet seat
>pretty good boner honestly no idea why
>gently stroke my dick a few times
>suddenly notice movement from his sisters door (its a jack and jill bathroom with 2 doors)
>hear a soft knock…..knock…..knock
>almost actually shit
>rapidly put my dick away and get up

One time he got really pissed that she was flirting with me afterward, and I think he told her some bullshit about me because not long after that she was just totally averse to me. Stopped being his friend in the end.

My dick isnt even anything crazy but women are stupid. Just take your dick out, I think that would be my advice.

>>214436898 (OP)
>cocky teenage latina
flashbacks to the duck post

>>214439027
At least post it, bro

>>214437057
kek

>>214437128
BASED

>>214436898 (OP)
I'd fix her attitude right up with my cock.

>>214437871
literally built for white cock.

>>214437004
I agree

>>214436993
if cocky teenage latinas is a political issue then I am one issue voter

>>214437037
kek

>>214437783
Instant Family (2018)

>>214437783
Instant Boner (Now)

>>214436981
did this at work. some girl was taking a shit and I was trying to clean the bathrooms and I guess her brother or boyfriend was waiting outside and didn't stop me from opening the door? I hid in the back till they left

>>214437842
consuela merced

>>214436898 (OP)
Its not funny because Mark Wahlberg doesn't give off an uptight strait laced vibe

>>214437694
Doesn't even need to be locked imo. I can't stand people that are oblivious to things like sounds around the house.

Did you not just hear the shower running for 10 minutes? Why would the bathroom be free 20 seconds later? Did you not hear me flushing the toilet literally 5 seconds ago? Why would the toilet be empty?

>>214437021
they are really going all out on ever corner of the web to try and get people riled up, I assume they're gonna pull something big later today to try and start a war and want people fighting amongst themselves

>>214442671
I work at a grocery store and the retardation is insane. People go in the back, look between the empty bathroom with an open door and the closed, clearly in use, lights on fan running sounds of pissing bathroom, then walk to the closed door and grab the handle.
We put up a sign saying "Please wait for the bathroom to be open" and you know what happened? They just walk up and knock on the closed door while grabbing the handle. Fucking braindead. If you have less awareness than a grocery store employee YOU HAVE PROBLEMS.

>college apartment with two roommates
>me taking a shower scrub a lub
>finish and wrap a towel around my waist
>I open the shower curtain and one of my roommates gf was there butt naked and she screamed
Better body than i expected

The God tier level of control you'd need to not pull that top down and see those perfect latina tits

main reason latinas are fucking beautiful is the arab dna

>>214442705
Yeah feels like 2016 level of political outrage.

If the door is closed, the light is on, and you simply enter without knocking you should be jailed. These little things are basic common courtesy and violating them undermines our culture

>>214442705
Good. It's been LONG overdue. I can't WAIT to start taking our countries back.

>>214444704
HOPPED

>>214444704
>"You ever seen Meet Joe Black? Well, now Meet Big White Willy..." (pulls out his cock)

>>214444704
>>214445047
I doubt his willy can still stand bro.

>>214437113
>several times whenever she would stay at us
uhm are you guys Spanish royalty?
this shit does NOT repeat,
the little cunt wants your dick

watch yourself

>>214437037
lol

>>214445081
He probably has an IV of Cialis in case he feels like ripening some fruit.

>>214444704
>dont get a boner dont get a boner dont get a boner dont get a boner

>>214444704
is that his daughter or what?

>>214445351
Got ourselves a newfag over here, lads

>>214445351
It's his teenage latina fuckslut

>>214445422
openly in the public like that? idk never seen this video before, whole situation looks odd as fuck.

>>214437113
>accidentally
sure,sure....

>>214445436
fucksluts aren't "odd", they're based

>>214437842
Whys TV so gay what's wrong with short stack Latina milfs

>>214445436
Chad does whatever he wants

>>214436898 (OP)
>latina
dude not cool, it's latine now

>>214445503
Ah yes it’s much better in french

>>214436898 (OP)
If I was house with my spicy latina adopted daughter, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of semen in that bathroom.

>>214437113
>Light is visible under the door
>Still open it
Perhaps she wanted you to open it, and you wanted to open it.

>>214445591
I look like this btw

Moner wears tiny thongs

>>214445717
Prove it

>>214445436
Remember, rape is okay to the groypers. That's why they love Muslims so much. To us normal people, it's sickening.

>>214445915
Anthony Hopkins is a groyper ? Hecking based, gramps

>>214436898 (OP)
everytime I see this I think what was he supposed to be opening the door for? "i can hear the shower running there better see whats going on" ahh

>>214444704
typical wrlsh behaviour

>>214437113
uncle daughters and nieces are the best

>>214443103
>perfect

Anon, I have some bad news for you

>>214437113
>accidentally

>>214446176
Strange, I have bad news for you as well

>>214446037
dads just open doors