Thread 214439411

What a terrible name for an airline. It reminds me of that tragedy

blood and bones

Norm died on 9/14
Kirk died on 9/10
Pottery

>>214440150
those are centainly dates

I never heard of Holocaust Airlines

>>214440150
More of a comment really

>>214440150
on 9/9 i ate some bad eggs and it really upset my stomach and i took a bad shit

>>214439411 (OP)
He thinks he's so cute and it makes me fucking hate him.

>>214440150
My cat died on 9/20, so I guess he's also involved in this... thing...

>>214439411 (OP)
His comedy is all like "what's with the airline food" but with a dash of racism/homosexuality/general poor taste. Dummies find this cute and le wholesome.

>>214440150
9/13 will be kino

>>214440150
what happens on 9/12 and 9/13?

>>214440340
their sales and stock value are always exagerated, if not a complete fabrication

>>214440340
They had 6 million customers before the tragedy, ended up with 10 nillion

>>214439411 (OP)
They have the meanest dogs.

>>214440469
>>214440501
Back to r*ddit.

>>214440657
This guy is Reddit. Liking him is extremely Reddit.

Now, this guy was a real jerk

>>214440552
9/12 - You die
9/13 - I die

>>214439411 (OP)
Hot take, I’ve never found Norm Macdonald funny and was pretty sure all my comedy friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me.

>>214441027
You lost.

>>214441830
>Hot take
Two words that effortlessly announce the rest of the statement is not worth anyone's time reading

>>214441830
Based Patposter
>>214441884
This is why your life is already over Stalker. Enjoy prison

>>214441830
you must be consuming him wrong
the things he says, they make me laugh

>>214441830
stale pasta

>>214440340
he said tragedy, not blessing

>>214439411 (OP)
This chud isn't funny.

>>214441969
You know why doctors insist you finish your entire course of antibiotics when you get them?

>>214441949
No child, you are just very stupid
Enjoy prison

>>214440469
>>214440501
>>214441981
Holy shit kill yourself now

Don’t laugh at 9/11
I walked through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan trying to find my brother
He was in northern canada

>>214441961
Wrong in every detail as always.
Enjoy prison.

I remember back when the harlem shake was just a black fella holding me upside down off a fire escape trying to collect his money

>>214442373
What’s your favourite fatrick moment anon? I don’t get to speak to patposters on here. For me it’s him losing over $80,000 to Quasi

>>214439411 (OP)
I feel like it's the first time in history of tv when there are so many happenings the yearly 9/11 threads barely get any replies

>>214442582
Relatively minor, but It’s got to be telling prison enjoyer he wouldn’t enjoy prison and then compulsively ending it with enjoy prison.
Knowing he manually oinks every tweet made it a truly staggering example of his complete lack of any self awareness or critical thinking.

>>214443721
I remember seeing one that essentially went:
>enjoy prison
>ok, I will!
>no stalker, you will not
Made me laugh so hard. Also him telling his toilet it’ll be in prison is pretty funny. Did you see he’s threatening his water barrel with prison now? Godspeed @stealthybarrel

Oh now gilbert...youre gonna get in trouble again

>>214444021
>I'd eat Catherine Zeta-Jones pussy for Lupus

what are the odds

I remember meeting Norm once. It was back in 2003, at a high school reunion of the local high school where my mother attended, College du Bergerac or something but I'm probably misremembering.I remember him coming up to me and he says "you know, your mom used to a real firecracker. A real piece of work, if you don't mind me saying". He looked at me and laughed heartily, like an old uncle you see on Thanksgiving. Then he sat down and said "come sit next to me and let me regale you some of my old memories". Maybe it was just the nostalgia of the moment or because he saw some of his youthful innocence in me but this guy took a shine to me. He then went on a long tangent about his time at college du Bergerac and the wild things him and his gang of fellows would get into back then. About how my mom punched out a boy for looking him all funny like. And how they eventually all drifted apart because of the passage of time sparing no one, you know the kind of stories these old timey folk tend to get into. At some point he stands up and he says to me, he has "I'm sorry kid but I'm going to get some more punch, this gabbing is leaving me mightily thirsty". He didn't look like he was particularly thirsty, so I asked him why he had to go right now and couldn't finish his story. He looks at me and says "look kid, sometime there is just no punch line".

>>214441830
damn, that's crazy, it's almost as if comedy was subjective or something

>>214444239
>I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

>>214444275
>comedy is subjective
Whiskey is good.

>>214439411 (OP)
charlie kirk airlines lol

>>214440340
the one airline Adam Eget won't catch

>>214444355
Reminds me of that tragedy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=olm0QvbeyII

For me it's

GOAT is when he intentionally bombed at the roast. Poor Jimmy Norton

>>214440150
That's a factoid for you

You're gay.

>>214440340
What a terrible name for an airline. Reminds me of that stalinist fairy tale

>>214444239
Nice.

>>214439411 (OP)
Safe edgy

>>214440340
Adam Egret would deny this airline existense

>>214444443
Okay but where are the septs

dirt nap.

>>214444409
the biggest tragedy is we never got to read norm's second book. I know he was writing it. I hope dylan or lori jo release some excerpts of it.
speaking of dylan, remember when norm died and 4chan schizos tried to make us believe norm's son was a troon?

>>214445607
i do. norm also said there was a code hidden in his book but there arent enough shizos online to figure it out. also possible he just said it to fuck with people.

>>214445633
Reading through the book, I don't really think a lot of it were actual events that happened. He also accused Rodney of some things that I don't really believe.

>>214445667
I think a lot of stuff actually happened but most of it was clearly made up. Like I dont think Adam Egret fell in love with a tranny in Las Vegas and I dont think the ghost writer went mad or anything. But I'd wager some of the other crazy stuff did happen and Norm just mixed it all up.

>>214445696
No the Egret part is definitely ture. But I'm having some second thoughts about the devil making a deal with Norm so he could fuck Sarah Silverman.

>>214445667
>>214445696
I think the made up bits are pretty obvious like the whole prison bit. A lot of it is tall tales with bits of truth (tiny white coffin being about dylans friend who OD'd on norms pills while housesitting, crush on sarah silverman) and some of its actual revelations like the Old Jack thing or him having a girlfriend who killed herself. There's some really poignant stuff in the book I wish more people read it

>>214439411 (OP)
He was never funny, child.

>>214440552
Asking the real questions.

>>214441830
I remember when he died, it was the first time I ever heard of him and everybody in my normie discord were posting F and saying how sad it was. So I said "literally who" and they had an absolute meltdown because apparently he was the funniest man ever or something. Then I checked out some clips and it was all cringe. OMG he laughed at 911, so epic and funny! Yeah, I don't get it.

>>214446419
>complains about normies while also talking about his Discord chats and unironically uses the word Cringe
No anon, YOU are the normalfag.

>>214440150
>14 months in a year

>>214441830
when i saw him on SNL reruns i didn't get it and didn't think he was funny. rediscovering him centuries later with his youtube show made it click for me

I unironically believe you need to have a high IQ to appreciate Norm MacDonald. No I'm not quoting the meme. I really believe it's true.

>>214447900
letterman and a few others did describe him as "the smartest guy in the room pretending to be the dumbest"

>>214441830
Wrong twice child, enjoy prison

>>214447900
I also think he's an acquired taste. The more you watch him, the more you like him.

have you ever tried normmaxxing? I have and results have been mostly negative. the moth joke got some pity laughs. also one time I was partying with some friends and we started talking with another group. in that group there was a gay guy who was hitting on one of my friends. I was flirting with one of the girls in the other group and she said something like "I hope he (my friend) is gay but I hope you're not" and I did the deeply closeted line and she stopped talking to me

>>214440501
Hey, thanks for checking in

Always nice to hear from the University of Fuckin' Retards

>>214442718
What happened apart from Kirk?

>>214448476
A hot laddy got stabbed by a negroe on cam.
Russian drones accidentally went to Poland (again), so muh ww3.
Buncha celebrities died.

>>214448476
footage of a UAP avoiding a hellfire missile was shown before congress

>>214448373
NICE!

>>214440150
Sean Lock died not long after, RIP.

>>214448607
Literally no front page headlines there. Next year will be the 25th anniversary which sounds nicer and will get more traction.

norm fanatics naming more than 5 jokes by him challenge

What's with sudden resurgence of Norm McDonald lately? A month ago I've never heard of him, then I heard his name on a podcast and suddenly I'm seeing "I didn't know he was sick" being reposted everywhere. Is this just one of those things that you don't begin to notice until you know of it (frequency illusion) or is something else going on?

>>214453453
baader meinhof phenomenon

>>214453453

Watching Norm Macdonald live was a fucking treat. They would edit the poor taste jokes out afterwards but i remember the angelina jolie bit and my mouth hanging open in disbelief of what he just said. They of course cut that out. He also did a 'comedy' podcast as apposed to what these other comedians do where they talk about their day and interests.

>>214452926
>the moth joke
>it's a knick-knack patty whack joke
>chairman of the bored
>doghouse joke
>holocaust denier ventriloquist dummy
>he's a real jerk
>reminds me of that tragedy
>ALL THE STARS ARE HERE!
i could go on but you get the picture. he has tons of jokes that are memorable.

>remember when norm died and 4chan schizos tried to make us believe norm's son was a troon?
well they managed to fool Adam Carolla live on air

>>214454026
>>214446419

>>214445607
>>214454026

>his entire approach is to take unfunny or subpar material and try make it funny
>he somehow makes it work almost every time
How the fuck did he do it?

>>214441830
I'm glad zoomers announce themselves with "hot take" before they spout their bad opinions.

>>214454674
I’m not a zoomer, child
Enjoy prison

>>214454512
It's all in the delivery.

>>214441830
Based stalkerchild prison enjoyer.

>>214439411 (OP)
The night he died, he had his son wheel him out into the back yard despite the cold
"I just want to see the sky one more time, boy"
"Ok Dad."
Norm, himself freezing with only a blanket in his lap, points to the moonless sky
ALL THE STARS ARE OUT TONIGHT

>>214453787
ripe old age for a crocodile hunter

>>214439411 (OP)
>What a terrible day for a birthday. It reminds me of that tragedy

>>214441830
No, child. Norm is and has ALWAYS been funny. These are your delusions speaking. Enjoy prison.

>>214454695
There's a story Jim Breuer tells about Norm rehearsing a sketch where he was supposed to introduce it as Rod Serling doing a Twilight Zone intro and he fucking sucked out loud like he didn't care in every rehearsal and the director was pissed, the rest of the sketch cast was worried he'd drag the whole thing down
Saturday night rolls around and as soon as the cameras were on him, he does a drop-dead impersonation of Serling he could have shown at any time during rehearsals
It's absolutely critical to understand he lived for fucking with other people

>>214453453
>What's with sudden resurgence of Norm McDonald lately?
There's a small group of Youtube channels devoted to raping Norm's legacy for all it's worth with shitty unlicensed remixes and vertical "shorts" and every so often they manage to tickle the balls of The Algorithm. (Meanwhile, there's also kino content like Don Giller's definitive Letterman compilations, but Conan has never released the HD Norm interviews because he's a ginger faggot.)

>>214455076
I think it's more like there's so many people who want to be congratulated for existing, who will take a lot of offense if you aren't concerned with impressing them. And in the media industry you can triple that number.

>>214442582
Rick's funniest content are the texts he'd always respond to. There was one deranged junkie who would text him heinous shit and scare him. It was hilarious.

>>214453453
>What's with sudden resurgence of Norm McDonald lately?
>HOW DARE--HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE!!--YOU REMEMBER SOMETHING YOU LIKED AND WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!!

What is unironically wrong with you? What mental illnesses have you been diagnosed with?

>>214444355
>charlie kirk airlines
>from skies to land in the blink of an eye
>pushing through neck-and-neck competition
>the best way to soar in the heavens

>>214455343
>I think
This is a guy who took a production assistant aside on his first day and showed him Budd Dwyer's suicide just to see the expression on his face. When his father took him to a parent-teacher conference about his behavior where the teacher had a speech impediment, Norm proceeded to cruelly imitate it to his face, knowing his father would beat the shit out of him when they got home.

>>214441830
You have to be knowledgable about the world to get it.

>>214444239
Norm benefited from shaggy dog stories having been out of fashion for half a century to the point audiences younger than him thought they were clever and new. I can't hate the game but they're still just below puns as shit forms of humor.

>>214456309
>your pilot woll smoth

>>214441830
Hot gape, you take cock in your asshole

Prison status: enjoyed

>>214454112
kek thats true, forgot about that

He was in Northern Canada

>>214444117
I'd eat her ass for muscular dystrophy

>>214453453
He never went away, especially if you're on /tv/.

>>214440150
don't get this guy started with numbers

>>214444117
FOR THE CHANCE!

>>214462863
What’s your favourite Norm joke /tv/? For me it’s the frog getting a loan

>>214463292
9/11.

>>214463292
This guys a real jerk

>>214440552
Why don't you get some sleep, anon?

>>214463292
>you can get away with everything if you say it sarcastically enough.
>like "ooh, of course I'm going to name my comedy special Hitler's dog Netflix!"
- Hitler's Dog, 2017

>>214451899
That podcast he did with Gilbert is probably my favorite, they both play off each other so well. The one with Bob Einstein was also incredible. Shame they're all gone now.

>>214463292
The bill cosby purple water joke
Or
The moth joke
Or
The dirty johnny joke
Or
The covid pandemic joke
Or
Forgetting his joke about his son being born the greatest moment of his life.

>>214463292
>you can't lose the fight against cancer. At worst you tie with it

>>214453650
I havent thought of that one in a while and giggled to myself like a retard
Might as well share it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukp_X23qi5g

AIDS Airline

>>214464062
Did Artie get a new nose?

>>214440150
>>214440180
>>214440349
>>214440484
Norm dying 3 days after the 20th anniversary was actually kinda interesting though

>>214446419
You've never heard of a guy, watched some Youtube clips of his long-ass career, and you didn't think those were funny, so he must've not been funny.
I'll never understand people like you.

>>214445667
>Reading through the book, I don't really think a lot of it were actual events that happened.
Are you brain damaged or American?

>>214465021
I am neither of those things and I'd like you to apologize for saying that because you hurt my feelings.

>>214452926
There's entire compilations of his jokes on Youtube, you've just seen some of the more popular ones.

>>214465031
Nah you're a good guy. I'm sorry.

>>214465069
Thank you, it's alright anon.

>>214463292
The eggs in one basket one.

>>214463292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXWn2tC9K1w

>>214465750
One of my favorites too.

>>214464038
You can find the episodes from internet archives.

>>214464038
They're all still out there and watchable. I should probably save them all though because who knows when that will change nowadays?

>>214452926
JIRO NIGHTMARES OF ASS RAPE is my personal favorite I think

>>214465006
If he's that funny, the first results on youtube should have made me laugh, but they didn't. Sorry, but your little idol was cringe.

>>214466106
Those are shitty compilations some Indonesian shat out non-stop to cash in, but you obviously went into it wanting to hate him anyway. His talk show segments are legendary, and later he became a fat pig and started the funniest podcast.
But admittedly it's not for everyone, and I've noticed the more retarded you are, the less likely you're going to enjoy his stuff. Saying that sounds arrogant, but it's observable.

>>214466175
You're talking to a fucking retard posting ragebait anon, not sure if you're aware

>>214446419
>>214466106
>>214448354
>>214447900
For me, it's Turd Ferguson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYjhv0BMB1A&ab_channel=Finicomedy

So what went wrong with Dirty Work?

>>214466377
it was supposed to be R rated

Chairman of the Bored still gets me every time

Hey, bro. Let's kill this honky bitch!

The moment I became a fan is when I saw the Albert Fish clip. I'm still amazed that there existed a guy so fucking funny he could read a serial killer's wikipedia article word for word and get laughs from delivery alone

>>214466773
Yea, but he was a real jerk

>>214466458
I downloaded the recently released dirtier work cut but I still havent marathoned it

>>214463292
Still amazed by how fast they improvised this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ySoFoSSeww

>>214444117
they were both laughing as they were both dying from horrible diseases
pure pottery kino

>>214440150
Norm didnt deserve to die.

RIP Norm, a great man. He is missed.

>>214468557
Now he's getting raped by the devil.

>>214468653
>if you don’t continuously ballwash god by proclaiming how amazing he is you will be sentenced to an eternity of torture
What a great, loving religion

>>214468951
It's for being a dirty dog and laying on top of women before he married them.

Now, don't laugh at this next part...

African-Americans!

>>214469043
>you WILL NOT be attracted to women until an arbitrary moment, despite me hard wiring you into being attracted to women
>now face an eternity of torture!!!

>>214469216
It's also for taking the Lord's name in vain, and using it to add zing to his comedy.

>>214465750
that was a funny clip

>>214469173
Don't laugh at this next part.

Somebody dump the NML archive so I can download every episode before it disappears from the net

>>214470694
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>>214470694
>>214466011

>>214470966
thanks bucko, where can I find s4?

>the part in his book where it is made quite clear that Adam Eget doesnt know who Nelson Mandela was and that he is convinced that he stole diamonds and went to prison for that, and gets angry at him being a criminal

nice nod to the holocaust denial

>>214453453
>A month ago I've never heard of him
underage b&

>>214455028
Where is she today

/tv/ had norm threads for years before he died btw

>>214472392
newfags don't know about this

>>214440150
both remind me of that horrible tragedy

>he fucked a frog
I don’t know what it is about the way he delivers that, maybe because it sounds like he just threw it in there on the spot, but it fucking sends me every time

I found your son