Thread 214439706

ITT: Post your favorite movie sniper

>>214439706 (OP)
i have been wearing the same underwear for five days. will i get aids?

>>214439721
Not if you didn't have it already

>>214439706 (OP)
the holy sniper is top tier, also master gunnery Sargent in the sniper movies.

>>214439706 (OP)
unrealistic as fuck

>>214439721
Think thats how you get staph infrctions

>>214441173
what is this facial expression meant to convey?

>>214441143
Wait why did he walk over there, was he going to confirm the kill first hand? Bc thats pretty dumb writing

>>214441190
he's mentally preparing himself for the recoil

the sniper from Fury because he's a faceless nobody who appears, kills 2 main characters, and disappears.

>>214441143
He looked so kino in that movie. I want a König to 3D print in 28mm.

>>214441105
I am glad to have found out that he didn't actually die.

gook woman from full metal jacket

>>214442345
based choice

>>214441883
/fa/ af

>>214441794
Wha happun?

>>214439706 (OP)
God didn't need to go out like that.

never watched the movie btw

he was definitely sniping something

>>214441883
qrd on the fit?

>>214441794
https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4?si=G7Y6TdWMevk1E9uz

Yup, it's kino.

>>214442345
Honestly, this.
>The VC sniper (Ngoc Le) that engages the Marines is armed with a Czech-made Sa vz. 58. Though the Sa vz. 58 rifles were commonly used by the North Vietnamese Army alongside the more predominant Soviet AK-47 (as well as the Chinese Type 56 copy), it is technically incorrect for them to be in common use with the VC. The Việt Cộng tended to use less modern weapons, like captured M1 Carbines, SKS rifles and old weapons from the First Indochina War.

>>214446719
>10 sequels

>>214439706 (OP)
>35 posts
>no Gutowski
Take that underwear off your head!
Enough is enough!

>>214445970
It's a custom made Sarajevo Olympics jacket. kommandostore.com (the only good thing to ever come out of /k/) makes a replica of it.

>>214447660
I love the giant flashlight 'scope' the sniper morita has

very prescient of current events

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn60YWO218k

>>214439706 (OP)
Gonna be able to say White Death in a year since the movie is still in production.

>>214441294
Everything other than that was shit. That movie was fucking terrible and the ending was pute nonsense

>>214447453
Sniper 2 Furious (2002)
Sniper: Tokyo Scope (2004)
Sniper 4Ever (2007)
Fast Five Bullets (2011)
Sniper & Furious 6 (2013)
Sniper 7 (2015)
The Fate of the Sniper (2017)
Sniper 9: Precision Saga (2021)
Sniper X (2023)
Sniper 11: One Shot at Glory (2025)

Wesley Snipes

>>214441794
>Snatches your birthday before you knew you had one

>>214446883

>that angle

bitch was clearly walling

>>214441190
I just sharted my self, how you liking dem apples lil donnie

>>214448577
>>214448605
>>214448613

>>214449318
Need more movies featuring tang mounted sight kino.

>>214449078
>Sniper: Tokyo Scope

>>214446719
>>214447453
Is the original or sequels worth watching? Love me some Berenger.

>>214449395
unbelievably kino. Shame Abe died, but you can't fault the assassin for being probably the single most successful political assassination in history.

>>214450019
Gavrilo Princip?

>>214450108
There were so many black hand niggas running around Sarajevo one of them was bound to run into the grand duke.

>>214450705
What kino?

>>214451106
Lethal Weapon 1

>>214449025
It was pretty decent before the big retarded battle, if you ignore all the 'murican posturing. The two german women section didn't need to go on for as long as it did and the multicoloured tracer rounds looked silly i guess.

>>214441883
Came here to post this.

>>214450657
Wanted?

>>214439706 (OP)
why has his career died? I miss Barry Pepper

>>214450228
but he was the only one who pulled it off

No one posted
>Pam?

>>214442345
Came here to post this desu

Zero Dark Thirty

>>214445199
this scene wasn't in the script, Fiennes was supposed to walk out on the balcony and look over the camp with his cup of coffee but he picked up a nearby rifle and started to improvise

>>214452017
yeah

>>214439706 (OP)
>open thread thinking it's a meme thread since the only fucking sniper in cinema was posted as OP's image
>everyone posting all sorts of weird snipers from literal.who movies
what the fuck is this thread?

>>214451106
Holy shit you're in for a treat bro

>>214453632
Soviet sniper aesthetic is kino.

>>214442345
Good choice

>>214439706 (OP)
>Daniel Jackson
A few years back my dad showed me Saving Private Ryan and I recognized his voice when he was yelling from the bell tower.

Also his name sounds like a play on Jack Daniels

>>214454108
>saxophone intensifies

>>214439706 (OP)
>Post your favorite movie stripper
fixed

>>214454543
Soldiers are just male strippers

>>214449025
>>214451619
It's pretty much the only historically accurate WWII tank movie. and Lafayette "War Daddy" Pool had that giant of a dick. Brad Pitt had to play down most of what he actually did because it seemed too unrealistic for film.

>>214454543
This would be a much better thread

>>214454543
>2009
>going through a divorce with my fat bitch of a wife
>find out my adolescent crush is doing stripper scenes in a movie
Got me through some tough times bros. Billions dead.

I miss The Unit

>>214439721
Stayvun that's turrible

>>214439706 (OP)
Are there any films that have tried to represent the intense Vietnam-type sniper experience? In the jungle, isolated for days on end, where the daily concerns include hiding your feces to avoid detection by patrols, climbing trees and rotating positions around an enemy camp, trying to identify officers amongst ragtag guerilla forces, the final shot, escape and evasion? For the spectator much of it might seem incredibly boring, but there is probably kino to be found in hyperfocusing on the details of weapon maintenance, optics, rations, and the movements of nature.

>>214454585
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>>214443710
DEY TOOKUR

>>214441883
NIKO MY COUSIN

>>214454825
No that sounds like a boring as fuck premise for a movie unless you're autistic.

>>214439721
Snipers are often forced to wear the same underpants for at least 10 days. MREs include a new pair of temporary underpants, but they are usually rated for only 2 days before skid marks become visible on your BDUs (camouflage pajamas). That's why most operators stop wearing underpants and go commando ("commandeaux" is French for "free testicles"), it stops them from getting AIDS from their genitals contacting feces. But for you, as a civilian? If it's been more than five days, you're probably already dead.

>>214454676
>>214454643
what would you shoot at her?

>>214455005
>No that sounds like a boring as fuck premise for a movie unless you're autistic.
Possibly, unless you have encountered that portion of our nation's proud armed forces who are actual psychopaths.

The one where Jack Black gets blown to pieces

>>214455222
The Jackal

>>214441190
smol benis with a Black Rifle Coffee subscription

>>214454707
it took time

>>214452923
>>214452887
What movie is this?

>>214441143
I remember as a kid I really liked Konig because he shot Ron Perlman's character and I hated Ron Perlman

>>214455015
>"commandeaux" is French for "free testicles"
In what parallel universe lol?

>>214441883
is the movie actually good tho?

>>214454332
Here's a poster just because.

>>214454621
So, did they really murder an entire SS division from a stationary tank?

>>214455458
it's a miniseries
English

>>214454543
that's not a fighter jet...

>>214454707
get some rest OP, you look tired

>>214456641
it's a caboose

Clear and present danger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcIAXI9TixU

>>214439721
No problem if you shower everyday. You really only need to change your underwear when it's soiled or becomes too stinky.

No one has posted Chris Kyle lol

>>214455015
I’m high AF and this post has me fucking laughing my ass off

>>214458777
The thread for child murderers is two doors down.

>>214445680
Came here to make sure this was posted. Well done lad

>>214439706 (OP)
Are Snipers pussies for hiding and not fighting in combat directly

>>214459044
yes

>>214445680
Good fuckin film

>>214439721
Once I didn't change clothes for about 10 days.
When I did finally shower, there was a peeling effect when they came off and some of the ass area easily tore apart upon peeling. They were yellowed and greyed all over, with a greyish brown stain around the crack area. The smell it released was insane, like aged parmesan mixed with pee and poo. I squeezed it in my fist and it squished and stayed balled up, glued together by the dead skin pickled in ass sweat and dick cheese.

>>214455572
yeah

Can’t believe this hasn’t been posted yet

>>214441732
He has died since.

>>214458957
What child did he murder?

>>214445680
based

>>214449339
It started out great but then devolves with the muh noble savages trope with abos.

Wind River with Jeremy Renner

>>214439706 (OP)
Does Snake Plissken's MAC-10 from Escape From New York(1981) count?

>quiet
>calm
>alert
>intelligent
>professional, feels realistic
>came the closest of anyone to actually getting Bourne who had bullshit hax
>dies with dignity
The man had fucking standards and was /fa/ as fuck. 10/10.
>>214441883
Also fantastic.

I think he only sniped once then entire show, but it was that good

>>214448613
>FUCK SHIT MOTHERFUCKER
>FUCK SHIT

>>214454621
I just rewatched the Tiger skirmish.
First of all a fully operational tiger that's sitting alone in a field makes no sense. Then when they start smoking it, it rushes them in the open, rather than just sitting there and saying bye faggots. Then the Shermans full steam ahead too. Next, in some amazing maneuvering, they're able to get behind the tiger, which has decided to stop firing its gun, and they get 2 rear armor shots on it, taking it out.
This is the most retarded tank battle that I've ever seen in my life. What were you saying about a historically accurate tank movie? We're not even getting into the SS battalion that decides to bum rush a tank, and apparently has zero panzerfausts on german turf in 1945

>>214461619
The ones in the movie.

>>214461945
I just popped this on recently. the movie's insistence on not putting front sights on guns is odd. also, why would he take his suppressor off and rush into the low ground?

>>214454621
If the Ghost of Kyiv has taught you anything it should have been to revisit ancient propaganda like this with a skeptical lens

>>214463014
Or that marky mark movie where he kills like a zillion taliban when in reality he fled like a coward from about 10 or 15 dudes.

>>214463063
VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS

>>214461799
Good pick. I love that movie.

>>214462883
what about them?

bump

>crtl + f "enemy at the gates"
>0 results
sad

>>214464941
1- >>214446853
2- >>214441143

>>214450201
ahaha close, but you're a letter off, sorry!

>>214464941
This. It's the only good one

>>214439706 (OP)
>Post your favorite movie sniper

>>214465026
based

>>214462335
BEN LOOK BEHIND YOU

>>214446853

The only good part of that movie is Rachel Weisz pulling down her pants and showing us her lovely posterior. Otherwise, it's just BS russian propaganda vaguely based on a real sniper during WW2 on the eastern front. Ironically, all the WOMEN were better snipers, and had higher confirmed kill counts than the men.

>>214465246
>this movie that doesn't pretend to be historically accurate is actually propaganda
Smartest tranny right here

>>214455015
>Military pyjamas
Lmao

>>214454819
nuh uh

>>214462970
Weird, I never noticed that before. That's kinda gay

>>214465246
>it's just BS russian propaganda
>believes in the good old "women snipers" russian propaganda

>>214465246
The part where they have stealth sex in a crowded room full of people really stuck with me as a kid.

The 50 cal sniper guy in Miami Vice

>>214439721
I don't wear underwear at all. I shower every time I poop though. It blew my mind when I found out that people wear underwear because they 1. Wear the same pair of pants multiple times before they wash them and 2. Don't clean their asses thoroughly, so the underwear is there to stop dookie from getting on the pants that they're going to wear again
Crazy

>>214467122
Based

who knows this one here?
>>214464993
a sniper has an extraordinary sense of observation.
you don't.