Thread 214441292

HOH: Lauren
Noms: Keanu, Ashley, Will
Veto: Morgan

Previously on /bb/: >>214436373

gooning to hairy ava

Everybody knows Vinny is a rat bastard backstabber. How come he's still here and he's not a priority target?

>>214441318
>>214441387
this rat is one sick son of a bitch

Vince doesn't think Ashley is gonna try to win the Blockbuster. Morgan tells him he needs to give Ashley some grace because he doesn't understand the amount of pressure she is under.

I'd eat lauren's poop

AHHH MY GROIN
*starts jacking off*

Starting to watch today's episode

Morgan doesn't want Vince wasting brain cells by speculating about what the comps are gonna be today

>>214441631
>/kit*sch/

>>214441631
>>214441642
kitsch
noun
1
something that appeals to popular or lowbrow taste and is often of poor quality
2
a tacky or lowbrow quality or condition

related words: sleazy, tacky, vulgar

morgan saying production waited for her to have a tenuous grip and then they tipped the wall on her

>>214441968
morgACK.webm

Threads have been slow today

>>214442396
yeah not much happening

guess vince wrangled keanu again?

>>214442431
a loyal minion till the end. blockbuster or bust

vinny spiraling

Vince is crashing out a bit

they all saying kelley is not going to win. that she is burning every jury vote.
>keanu: she mickey'd herself

all this because kelley leaked keanus noms to vince

Vince is rightfully annoyed, Morgan keeps running to tell Ashley everything without even checking with him first. And the worst part is when she does it right in front of him, repeating info he got from someone else. Like, girl… read the room

kek Keanu is telling Ashley to just throw the Blockbuster. Then Morgan won't have to be conflicted about the vote. Ashley doesn't think she has it in her to throw a comp.

>>214442728
everyone is so messy

king, man if you can't beat ashley in a comp, you deserve to be booted brother

morgan told vince that if keanu leaves thursday, he'll learn about the judges
>vince: oh, GBM?
i dont think vince has even though about using GBMs to damage control by his reaction

>>214442780
she keeps doing the hand on the shoulder thing

>>214442822
im interested to see vinces eviction shout out tomorrow. maybe something to reassure kelsey that he really isnt into morgan with all the showmance talk being thrown around
>i vote to evict
>kelsey i love, so so much. i love you

>>214442850
what a mess he's got himself into, the poor bastard

>>214442798
he will talk to rachel in the jury house

>>214442984
well that too but morgan implied her GBM would have it in there as well

Vince says Kelley is trying to drive a wedge between him and Lauren. Morgan says it's the same thing Lauren is doing to her and Vince.

>vince is freaking out that the stuff kelley told him is going to get back to kelley and she is going to freak out and be mad at him AGAIN
morgan doesnt know why kelley is so comfortable telling vince all the stuff she tells him
probably that final 2 they had once upon a time that morgan doesnt know anything about

lauren lauren lauren

If Vince gets dumped after this, what are the odds Morgan dates him instead of immediately moving on to a more attractive guy

some of the crazyness after keanu woke up. ashley telling keanu kelley is trying to sabotage him. spawns a whole discussion
https://streamable.com/m8txzz

>>214443289
morgo has been single eleven years for a reason. if she could've snagged a more attractive guy, she would've by now. if she's truly as desperate as she seems, she'll stick with vince because she can't do any better and she knows she can basically make him her slave.
rooting for vince to tell her to, in no uncertain terms, fuck all the way off and leave him alone. hopefully with whatever's left of $750k after taxes in his pocket

>>214443297
>It's going to be Kelly, Lauren, Ava
Haven't watched for a few days but wow Keanu really fucked up his HoH
At least he realized they don't want to work with him now

do they still do the comp where they keep them up all night with shit and they have to memorize everything?

>>214443352
Yeah but imagine how soaked her puss is after eleven fucking years bro

THE CHOICE fags are delusional

Morgan won it's not even close. There's a reason he sleeps next to her and not the airhead.

>>214442396
was a pretty boring day honestly, not much happened
problem is there was little reason to game

Good morning ladies

>>214443512
Because Morgan literally needs a caretaker. The kooky bitch spirals over something every few hours. She’s more of a liability, while Lauren is more of an actual asset. It’s really that simple

>>214444473
but dude pussy
PUSSY DUDE

>>214443297
You were the chosen one, Keanu!
You were supposed to destroy nucookout, not join them!

>>214444473
>>214444589
Okay we'll see what happens once it's over. Screencapping these two posts and will make a daily /tv/ thread until you both apologize. I will drag your name through the mud.
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>214444589
that's ironic to hear coming from a laurensimp

Feels like the post count is way down since the aftermath of the Rachel eviction. All interest died off and they've been doing nothing exciting

>>214444881
It's still better than last season at this time but yeah the past few days outside of cheatmance stuff has been pretty dull. It'll be interesting to see what happens to Vince once this season ends.

>>214444881
It's always boring around this time because just like the houseguests we're also just waiting for the blockbuster.

>>214445280
Yo, do you have links to live feeds of bb20?
Magnets, maybe?

>>214444323
morning mr hogg

>>214444881
the week has been boring outside of cheatmance shenanigans

>>214444323
Morning Boss Hogg

>Vinny pissed at Kelley because she's openly gossiping about his showmance with Morgan.
Lol, Vinny knows he's fucked. If there wasn't any truth to it he wouldn't be so mad.

Vinny is so scared of Morgo that he is lying in the dr about throwing a veto because he knows she will see it after the show and rage at him

>>214443476
i have this and it does smell really good

>>214445349
https://bblivefeedvideos.blogspot.com/2019/06/6-29-part-1-httpsdai.html

>>214444881
It was always going to be that way as soon as Lauren won HOH.

>>214444881
All students of the game know that Big Brother historically gets boring starting at the final 8 or so with limited exceptions.

kingbros

>>214444323
Ohayouuu Hogg Senpaiiiii
>>214446304
gotta go UNLIMITED /JUST WIN/ WORKS till finale night \^v^/

>>214443203
getting this tattooed on me

the folks love captain will

Your bb27 runnerup

>>214445280
its still funny to me shes married to alex caruso

total hag death redux tonight kids

>>214444881
bro.... its been slow for longer than that... for the past 3 weeks it feels like we only have 5 people watching the live eps

Twitter pivoted from Rachel being a master player to Ashley. Please keep in mind everyone but Morgan would target her next week

>>214444881
lauren seethers posting less so they can say >>214446153

its hilariously obvious

>>214446957
Your bb27 winner

People don’t realize how crazy it is that Ashley might stay vs Will… she might be the best player we’ve had since Dan…

>>214448067
yeah bro if lauren takes out will on her second hoh it will be a total flop bro

>>214448095
yeah bro lauren only needs ava or kelley winning to save her next week, she'll win for sure

>>214448067
shitposting aside I suspect whichever one survives will be safe next week, the non hag side is rapidly turning the guns inward

I think we have to accept Vince would put Lauren up as a nom next week if Morgan is still around

>>214448189
all kelley had to do was not be a backstabbing retard for one more day

>>214446865
yessir we are willitary men

>>214448195
lol why would he do that when he has been shit talking kelley and ava all week. if keanu stays vince has all the reasons in the world to put him up

>>214448189
there is no non hag side. all thats left is kelley and lauren and there is zero chance kelley would target lauren if she were to win hoh. ava has been playing the middle all season and keanu is a mess

>>214448195
I'm pretty sure he's throwing hoh
that said if he wins my assumption is he'd put up keanu/kelley/ava

Apparently Morgan said that Kat had a pierced nose, pierced nipples and was pierced 'down there'.

>>214448195
Vince has seethed over Kelley, Ava, Ashley and Keanu the past few days and his diary rooms about Lauren say otherwise. Maybe Grod would throw him a bone if he was HOH & he’d get to nominate only 2 houseguests to keep the peace with Morgan for one more week

who does ashley even put up if she wins hoh? she is not putting up ava. she will have to burn her new bridge with keanu or put up vince or morgan along with kelley and lauren

its messy time

>>214448444
she said to Will last night it’d be Kelley/Keanu/Lauren & renom Vince

KEANU 4 HOH

>>214448510
will is such a kwab for not trying to save himself. he could have ran to keanu and told him this and she would be cooked

lauren vertical in the dark

will is hilariously stressed out. he was shaving his head so aggressively

happy black person elimination day. one after another

It's 9/11. An elimination episode is airing on 9/11. How does Keanu not go home? It's the BB 9/11.

paramount is preparing a WB/discovery takeover

we could be watching feeds on hbomax next year kek

>>214449083
IIRC the incoming CEO said their current plan is first to do a paramount+/pluto merger

>>214448564
why should he rock the boat when being a useless floater vote has worked out so well? he's not gonna beat anyone in f2 but I doubt he fully realizes that

>>214449117
retarded. anyone who uses pluto does so because its free. nobody is going to pay a monthly sub for it. it will be them eliminating pluto

>>214449164
because he has been 100% safe till tonight. he is just giving up. maybe he should have done that week 2 or 3 so we could have a player still there that cares

why do they use a teapot on the stove to boil water? why not just use the microwave?

>>214449165
on the plus side perhaps with this supposed overhaul of the techshit behind the services maybe it'll unfuck our feeds experience next year

I love this lil jew so much <3

>>214449242
based

Some dumbfuck politician died, who cares

Pundits being assassinated on stage, schizos stabbing refugees to death, AND Rachel Reilly eliminated off some bs twist.
This timeline couldn't get any worse!

ZAESTY

>>214449373
butbuddies with zae <3

>>214441292 (OP)
Best feet (soles) in the house?

>>214449406
YAAAAS QUEEEN SLAAYYY

>>214449406
Arent these the people that rated Rachel the highest player every week

>>214449344
and we are going to get another DEI winner of BB this season argh

>>214449373
we were denied gaykino this season thanks to the hag

>>214449406
MMMHHHHMM HE CLOCKD THAT TEAAAA MOTHERRRR PERIODT

>>214449406
>Ashley is the best strategist in the house
>currently on the block
>everyone plans to put her up moving forward
>entire game was "pretending" to be dumb
>spent the first half being a ropehead minion
>spent the second half being a rachel minion

vince is somehow the worst strategist and a bad player despite having lauren as his final 2 who can win things and is an easy layup to beat and morgan who wants to eat his ass and fights to protect him every day??? kek

>>214449046
Rachel was the first tower Ashley will be the second tower. This is 9/11 for hags and blacks, not for us.

lauren was just staring off into the abyss then she grinned and chuckled a little bit to herself. what is she thinking about?

>>214449406
can that fag brush his hair? i still don't know if he's in the closet or out of the closet, can he make his voice gayer so i can tell more clearly?

>>214449506
she's thinking of the upcoming cute fit she'll wear when hosting the upcoming hoh comp

>>214449506
our minds are too primitive to understand what she thinks about

>>214449506
floor nuggets

>>214449506
she was thinking about lynching the negroes

hamsters is calling for a quintuple eviction and then end the season on sunday. kwab we still have vince morgan and keanu in the hosue

>>214449450
And what tight vixen do these belong to?

>>214449506
she's earned enough pretty princess points this week, production guy in charge of groceries will double her nuggies

>>214447857
>>214449406
>Twitter pivoted from Rachel being a master player to Ashley

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
im sorry but this new narrative is so fucking funny to me because half the house like morgan, vince, keanu, ava and even lauren are out playing ashley

>>214449565
we've got only a little over 2 weeks left as is, imagine seething this hard lmao

>>214449587
the TLP of course

>>214449506
she heard an F-bomb from the bathroom

>>214449406
what the fuck????

i can't believe they're smart enough to take out won't tonight who is the perpetual pawn

>>214448510
I almost want an ashley hoh for these noms and vince being renom for the sheer guilty melty morgan would have, she spent the entire game forcing vince to work with ashley when ashley would nom his ass in a heartbeat
but her winning hoh would give the hagshills joy and we can't have that

>>214449406
he’s completely lost it

it’s a good day to love lauren

How do we feel Keanu is protecting Ashley and targeting Lauren next week

>>214450111
indifferent. he has to win out and lauren has proven she can win comps and will take shots at him, ashley is a flop

Lauren gets nobody's jury vote if she comps out to the end. Most seem to lowkey despise her and literally nobody has respect for her indecisive game.

JULIE GIMME MY COMP TEASER

>>214450111
retarded. ashley will put him up if she wins hoh

>>214450327
who wouldn't at this point?

THE CHOICE kino incoming

https://x.com/sharontharp/status/1966216650157334542

>>214450347
so what is the point of protecting her when its easier to get a win against will. its classic keanu bravado where he has to control the situation

>>214450437
>age restricted
>log in required

ya no

>>214450437
>cut to lauren dancing
kek based

>>214450477
what was her hoh album this week
that's an easy enough edit

>>214450508
Sabrina Carpenter

>>214450437
platonic lewd handholding

>>214450437
choose lauren choose life

Realistically speaking how much longer can BB survive? Survivor is already confirmed to end when Jeff kicks it so probably in like 8 years and I don't see BB lasting much longer

imagine t'snore and lauren having a conversation

>>214450631
imagine being such a bitter bag that you hate this girl

>>214450462
idk why people keep posting twitter links and not xcancel ones or streamable for videos so you don't need to make an account

https://xcancel.com/sharontharp/status/1966216650157334542

>>214450647
as long as the ratings hold each summer and it stays cheap to make

keanu bros how we feeling?

>>214450862
just win or die

simple as

>>214450862
the king rises

Looking forward to the ratings not changing at all

based little leah

>>214451016
tuesday was -31% in the demo but UP 4% in total viewers on a night it isnt usually on

keanubros... I think his time is about to come to an end....

>>214451056
Based queen

>>214446939
can that even be considered modern now?

>>214451128
we have to stay strong brother

>>214451137
everything after 16 is considered modern era but the truth is we entered into another era from 22-27

i dont know what to call it

>>214451056
Women shouldn’t care or have opinions of these matters. So tired of hearing them give their two cents. Stupid holes

>>214451137
>10 years old
yes but I would say it's no longer modern next year

>>214451056
ain't nobody ready all that whore
just stick to posting half naked pics of yourself

>>214450631
>>214450816
oh i was doing the insta one

>>214450862
we'll see around 5-6pm est what grodball is looking like. they chose a favored blockbuster for vinny last week so hoping the same for keanu

>>214451056
>paragraphs
unc coded

https://www.bellmedia.ca/the-lede/press/ctv-uncloaks-the-traitors-canada-october-21/

kek the pronounds

VENUS!

julie not posting a teaser???

>>214451427
probably around 1:30ish

>>214451427
soon

>>214451427
she cant do it, its a farmers carry of 100 pounds

>>214451056
Based until she got to the straight white man part. I don't get why people are shocked that the guy who calls for violence got smoked. It's not even a partisan thing. The saying is "live by the sword, die by the sword." It's not "live by the sword die by the sword EXCEPT for those that agree with me!!"
Anyway, the straight white man part is dumb. I'm a straight white man who still has to pay tariffs. I don't like immigrants or trannies but Republican policy is terrible. Destroying your own quality of life and becoming a slave is not worth it just to "own the libs" and still have more immigrants in the end.

brb screens

final 2 hours for someone

>>214451056
Fence sitting post. 'Guy was evil but let's not celebrate violence even though people like him play a huge part in perpetuating it because we need to have the moral high ground over the dead guy'

>>214451427
>>214451461
>inb4 julie got injured

>>214451158
I think BB22 was the end of previous era - Cody came back, ran majority alliance again, voted out Nicole again, but won this time
BB23 was the start of new "diversity" era with increased cash prize and 50% minority cast. It doesn't feel much different because it's the same shit as before - big alliance steamrolls, production interference, comp beasts running the seasons - but viewers eat it up as long as it's blacks winning this time

Whom up manifesting a Keanu win

wont horizontal maxxin

>>214451568
I don't need to manifest a certainty

>>214451549
there is no mega alliance this year and there wasnt one last year and there wasnt really one in 25. the 7 were a thing but they literally evicted jag and matt brought him back. the only person who ever cared about the 7 was jag

the fuck is pumpkin ravioli

>>214451579
they should have a moving crew come into the house and carry him out on the couch when he is evicted tonight

pathetic

>>214451620
ravioli filled with pumpkin?
it's decent enough

oh god lauren and kelley are telling each other where all their stuff is incase either of them get twisted out and they have to pack for each other :(

>>214451568
the sun rises in the east
lauren flips through the files of her mind
the rat finds the cheese
and keanu will win the block buster
it is divine providence

https://gofile.io/d/UMx9WW
its up

>>214451765
lol rigged for keanu

lauren finito

>>214451765
rip king, ash got this on lock

>>214451765
THE RIG IS IN

>>214451765
i hope keanu's tortoise and the hare strat doesn't fuck him over this time

>>214451765
yeah either ash or keanu are winning that easily
grod has to be sweating a little about keanu's build though

is morgan dying her gray hairs or straitening?

>>214451765
Papa Won’t WONT be doin any of that shit

>>214451765
will WONT WIN

>>214451579
hes charging up

witches of stuho making a plan in the kitchen

im scared

>>214451765
Rigged for Ashley disgusting style. If Ashley loses this, it'll be really sad and pathetic.

im mad we didnt get to see ropes in the ropes comp

>>214451901
Production knows that they have to rig for Ashley to try to save what's remaining of the black + hag audience.

>>214451765
don't watch, joe

>>214451901
>>214451912
on what planet does ashley win that comp lmao she is about as athletic and agile as someone with cerebral palsy

>>214451810
dying her gray roots

>>214451765
won’t is just gonna either stand there and not do anything just slowly move and not try at all kek

>>214451932
Production is trying their hardest to give her an advantage. Ashley is the shortest and smallest of those on the block and will have the easiest time getting through the holes. There probably isn't any better way to rig it towards Ashley other than doing something comical like making them take a mock bar exam, which theyll never do.

keanu seems to be pretty agile for his size. he killed the balance beam. and has pretty good flexibility. he said last night he would smoke the rope comp.
ashley is going to be a repeat of the majestic SotS

>>214451977
while keanu is bigger overall mass both michael and monte did really well in the rope tangle comp on bb24. ashley is no rubina

lauren loving her ravioli

can't wait until it cools off so i can eat a bunch of comfy foodies

>>214451993
Hi, beautiful Kelley!

lauren thinks the live feeds are off on thursdays

>vince doesn't eat on Thursday until after eviction
the fuck

chicken nuggie date with lauren and kelley

>>214452188
he doesn't want to have to poop during the show

>>214451765
rigged for ashley
they want a man leaving

Keanu said himself he feels extremely confident if it's the ropes. Trust the king.

The King is going to destroy this blockbuster. He's nimble for a big guy.

They made the bars way shorter so Ashley can't do the Rubina strategy of just walking underneath it

>>214451765
BRO
how will keanu or wont be able to crawl under that bar near the bottom kek

>>214452395
Papa WON'T participate and do anything but stand there

>>214452395
gotta lay completely flat

The racists really think they're going to rig it for Ashley, unathetlic & not popular with normies, instead of their glory boy Keanu. Imagine hate watching something & getting fired up like that.

There has been no Cookout this season and there probably won't be again. Also, who cares, go watch something else & get racist about it instead.

>>214452395
If Ashley somehow bombs this

>>214452395
ez pz

LAUREN WANTS ME OUT BAD

>>214451765
I called it
Ashley will take it
>>214382526

Ashley couldn't track balls flying around her, what makes you think she can solve a rope puzzle?

Ashley is too dumb to figure out how to properly untangle the ropes

Ashley is a LAWYER

>>214452427
kek cold stone creamery

>>214452476
thanks, i will

>>214452321
LET IT BE THE ROPES
LET IT BE THE ROPES
LET IT BE THE ROPES

>hopefully he still has a girlfriend to go back to
VINCENZO

kelley wore that shit in her hair all night and its flat already kek

>>214452746
>if not
>*whispers* hes got one in here

kelly bros I am glad /ourgirl/ has more feedtime even though it comes at a time in the season where I'm not watching feeds as much.

>Morgan and Ashley saying they now want to keep Keanu over Will
he doesn't even have to win
but lol at morgan wanting to keep keanu, he's putting her up again

>>214452746
based kells missile

If Keanu is on the block, is there any way he stays?

>>214452224

>I'm trying to decide if I should have chicken nuggets, or wait to have chicken nuggets til after, you know? I could do both.. okay I'll have chicken nuggets now

>>214452395
I want to say Keanu will lose but he will probably calmly work through the puzzle while everyone else panics as usual

>>214452733
>ROPES
>ROPES
>ROPES

>>214452807
really? they would need vince to flip to keep him as well. i cant see vince doing that

Lauren update: she is ironing

Guys, Janelle liked my tweet.

Janelle is a Trumper but also a woke shill

>>214452807
wait ashley joined too? how the fuck??

IS WILL GOING HOME???

>>214452858
Flat clothes for a flat body

>>214452901
he is getting honorably discharged

>>214452901
yeah, he isnt winning the rope tangle comp and vince is too much of a pussy to keep him

>>214442396
Lauren hohs are boring

there was just a face in the reflection of the cam on vince

>>214442396
the feeds have been off more than they have been on as usual on thursdays

>>214449083
>parodies The White Lotus
>next season literally be on the network that does The White Lotus and take the HGs there

>>214449406
This argument is insanely liberal coded its like what they say about Joe Biden "yeah its not saying that much considering he's almost the worst president of all time but Trump hes ... umm, orange?"

>>214450647
Maybe it will be cancelled this year depending on ratings but its likely the fans comeback because they are freaking addicted to this game. They'll say oh its on HBOMax im giving it a chance.
>>214452339
It must be nice to just be great at everything, this is why I root for Keanu!

>>214452954
what makes lauren so red?

morgan will be 34 in 10 days and 90% of her eggs will be dead

tick tock

>>214452968
She is a child of the sun.

>>214452968
shes part indian

>>214452973
morgan 4 hoh
morgan 4 vincenzo sexo

HOH ROOM IS OWED A SEX SESH

>>214452863
fuck charlie

>>214452901
he WON'T be staying in that house

Lauren update: she needs to I don't know

>>214452973
>>214453009
Wait is this the first season since 22, there hasn't been sex in the house
>bb24
>monte taylor
>bb25
>jared blue
>bb26
>tucker rubina
oh bb23 i didn't follow that closely

PETS

showing lauren all your beanies

>>214452882
I dont get >>214452354
>They made the bars way shorter so Ashley can't do the Rubina strategy of just walking underneath it
That is disgusting

>>214453197
Powerful finale night fit.

>>214453091
You're forgetting Vince and his hand

>>214453197
BASED

Lauren is the modern day Pocahontas

Lauren is pocahantas if pocahantas joined the klan and lynched every negro in sight

>>214453535
Birth of a first nation

>>214453197
lmfoa

imagine will fucking books it and wins

>>214453810
Don't worry, Will won't win when Will wants winning.

Wish I could be in the room when Morgan finds out she only the won the veto because Lauren threw it

>>214453810
isn't he injured?

BB IS ROPE THING
Keanu win guaranteed, we literally discussed this last week

>>214454291
>>214454291
>>214454291

>>214453438
according to keanu the other night, that title goes to jonna from real world/the challenge

>>214453535
holy based lauren