I want the office to be closed in commemoration of 9/11
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 3:27:49 PM
No.214445781
I want moments of silence for all 4 impacts.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 3:38:58 PM
No.214445928
>I want video games in my cell like Breivik's
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 3:40:00 PM
No.214445945
I want 2 dollars every year for the rest of my life.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 3:45:25 PM
No.214446026
I want a toy every 5 years
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 3:58:18 PM
No.214446206
I want a quarter every 10 years
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 3:59:20 PM
No.214446221
>>214446246
>>214446454
>>214445553 (OP)
I want the Vampyres Crypt Lego set
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 4:00:47 PM
No.214446246
>>214446297
>>214446221
I had that as a kid. Kino set. Lego doesn’t make sets like they used to
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 4:02:18 PM
No.214446269
I want softer toilet paper in the bathroom.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 4:03:01 PM
No.214446277
It really should be though
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 4:04:18 PM
No.214446293
>>214446401
>i want a penny in my bank account on the first day, then double that on the second day and repeat the doubling daily
>but also do it in reverse
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST REVERSE IT BECAUSE...YOU JUST CAN'T
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 4:04:45 PM
No.214446297
>>214446405
>>214446454
>>214446246
Their series of MovieMaker sets were the best
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 4:11:51 PM
No.214446377
>>214445553 (OP)
I want 1 inch added to my penis
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 4:11:55 PM
No.214446381
>>214446399
>>214446450
My company is making me fly back from a conference today. If a terrorist tries to fuck with me when I'm this hungover I am going to FREAK.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 4:13:18 PM
No.214446397
>>214445553 (OP)
I want a model of Alpharius, Primarch of the Alpha Legion, painted by Bob Ross' son so it can pull a little sneaky on ya.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 4:13:20 PM
No.214446399
>>214454039
>>214446381
There's gonna be a lot of puke and shit in that cabin.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 4:17:28 PM
No.214446454
>>214446221
>>214446297
Old Lego has so much sovl to it. Hate that everything is curved and rounded. Looks fine for mocs, but I'll take my jagged edges any day.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 4:29:08 PM
No.214446600
>>214446618
happy 9/11 everyone
where's the funny background tho?
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 5:10:21 PM
No.214447067
I want more than a pen for my 5 year company anniversary
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 5:55:21 PM
No.214447583
I want a laminated congratulatory print out after 20 years at the company
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 5:59:59 PM
No.214447649
I want first dibs when the office supplies deliveries without doing any orders.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 7:09:42 PM
No.214448528
I want every lego 2006-2008 batman set for the rest of my life.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 8:58:28 PM
No.214450245
>>214445553 (OP)
I want a parachute in my office
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 9:02:07 PM
No.214450323
Everything got worse after 9/11
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 9:38:17 PM
No.214450975
I want to moderate an anonymous image board and receive exactly zero compesation for it.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 10:39:03 PM
No.214451974
I want to go to conferences so I can get drunk and fuck around with someone who isn't my spouse
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 11:20:35 PM
No.214452715
>I want one million dollars in my bank account every second and I want the elixir that grants eternal life
Why the fuck would he say that? I get the money part but is the implication that Wayne Corp had an immortality elixir?
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 11:22:09 PM
No.214452742
I want the 6.5/10 receptionist to acknowledge my existence.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 11:54:49 PM
No.214453253
>>214445553 (OP)
I want to commute 2 hours each way, every day, for the rest of my life.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 12:40:28 AM
No.214454039
>>214446399
>>214446450
Just landed. No terrorists.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 1:32:02 AM
No.214455025
I want every attractive woman at Wayne Enterprise to "accidentally" rub her ass on my crotch while passing me by.
